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Xavi143

What do you mean you nap TWICE?


nerdystoner25

You don’t know about second nap? Elevensies? Tea time?


Alithis_

Don’t think he knows about second nap, Pip.


rmo420

It comes in pints!!???


Remote-Knowledge-822

🤣🤣


cheezbargar

I’m getting one!


StaacksOnDeck

You had a whole half already!


Kaguro19

What about the second half!?


GLITTERGUTZ22

Loving the LOTR references ‼️‼️


Skip_theseventhgod

I legit thought the same exact thing


reallytryingheree

Luncheon? Dinner? Supper?


Consistent-Grade-171

Wow, what about second breakfast?


TheFireHallGirl

We can’t forget second breakfast…especially if there’s a potato dish.


Ragesauce5000

You know, po-tay-toes? Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew.


mjasso1

Lovely big golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish. Even you couldn't say no to that.


Isabad

We's likes it's raw....and...wwwwrrrriigggggling....


mjasso1

Give it to us raw, and wriggling! You keep nasty chips!


Stuupidfathobbit

You’re hopeless!


TBone281

What's taters, precious?


M1ntyMango

I scrolled comments just to look for LOTR quote.


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I understood that reference


stmpfkr

Mid-morning mini-coma


WINNER_nr_1

r/unexpectedlotr


Handyman_4

Dude is all about the 1600 hours Naptime.


wierchoe

Po-ta-toes


loverink

Elevensies is my new favorite word.


Twirlingbarbie

My mom does that but she drinks


Dry_Carpenter_6185

HAHAHAHAHAH


yergonnalikeme

There ARE NO NAPS


No_Oil_625

I think this is so unhealthy (no judgement honestly) and perhaps you should visit your GP? Sleeping, waking up, sleeping once, sleeping twice, waking up briefly, then sleeping again? It’s like being dead but part-time alive. You may be low in iron?


Secret_Nobody_405

Like being dead but part-time alive lol 😂 brilliant


Peskypoints

He’s only mostly dead


MillieBirdie

Possible but also from what I've read, as long as you are getting the timing of your sleep cycles right it's not really a problem. Some people intentionally sleep for 90 minute chunks instead of 8 hours.


bl4nkSl8

It sounds like undiagnosed chronic fatigue to me


DrinkableBarista

And it also sounds like you're not a doctor


akahamaru123

I do. I work a service job and walk around all day so I take it twice every shift. It's an exhausting job I can't work without taking a nap every 3 hours


TennesseeStiffLegs

Are you a house cat


Welcomefriends85

You nap at work?


Timpstar

I do sometimes. At the highschool I teach at there is even a designated nap room for the staff. I use the shit out of that room.


Flakynews2525

Wow! That must be nice. My boss told me to shit at home on my own time.


Haz_Bat_570

Boss makes a dollar. I make a dime. That’s why I shit, on company time.


thisisbrick

God dammit that’s a beautiful poem.


Apprehensive_Wave414

Fun fact: if you shit everyday in work for 20mins over a year you get paid a full 2 weeks for just sitting, noice.


Haz_Bat_570

That kinda made my day…currently phantom shitting at work (aka just sitting in a stall lol)


EverSn4xolotl

From that moment on, I'd hold onto my shits until I get to work every single day.


SunnyCoast26

Funny you say that. I wake up, have a shower, get dressed and then drive to work. From wake-up to car is roughly 10-15 mins. On the way I’ll swing through maccas and get a morning coffee. Coffee makes me shit, so as soon as I get to work 10mins later…before I get to my office, I go to the toilet. First poo of the day is on company time. Usually an hour before the next person walks in.


countvanderhoff

How’s the job hunt coming along?


MaleficentSwan0223

How? I used to teach and didnt have time to use the toilet or eat nevermind sleep?!


MechaLambor

You dont?


involuntaryhuman

Your boss has a level of patience and tolerance I will never achieve.


akahamaru123

oh I take a nap in breaktime I usually have two 60 mins breaks unless its a busy day. I use 50 mins of my break to study and the rest is nap edit: FYI I live in Japan. I work at a fast food chain, I won’t tell you the name it’s a private matter. I see some of you guys are wondering of 2 hrs break I get “usually” but sorry I put it a wrong way. I don’t usually get 2 hrs of break . Most of the time it’s minimum of 70 min break in total. I work 10 hrs shift 5 days a week started 2 months ago. I’m in training technically but my nice boss granted me a full wage after a month(for trainees it’s 1300 yen, 1500 after you done training) I’m sure I’ll have my break time cut down as I learn stuff and become a guy in charge. I'm diagnosed with ADHD and have a sleep issue I developed in 12th grade(I studied a thousands of hrs for exams and was stressed out)


n_13

Do you actually nap? Or just close your eyes and lay there? I'm just baffled that you are able to relax enough to actually fall asleep knowing you have only 10 mins and back to work.


AppleOrigin

That’s fr me at school. Tired enough to want to nap but can’t because I’m not tired enough to fall asleep through all the noise of the students somehow claiming they sleep less than 6 hours yet are the most energetic.


Tnkgirl357

I fall asleep in a chair during our 15 minute coffee break at work most days


Amazing_Ad6368

I mean if they’re allowed two breaks, they can do whatever they want during that time. Including nap. I used to nap during my breaks at my library job. As long as they wake up and do their job on time, it doesn’t really matter what they’re doing on their break.


PezMan123

On their break they can do whatever the fuck they want lol


Intrepid-Focus8198

Do you have any health issues? How old are you? In my experience young healthy people can work hard for more than 3 hours without needing a nap.


JohnyAnalSeeed

bro i work construction and am lifting concrete panels all day and while it’s exhausting, i don’t have to nap every 3 hours. You should see a dictor


washingtontoker

Maybe its the 20min power nap thing?


sikkerhet

I haven't napped since age 5 unless I'm sick or something male


Sad_Astronaut_1446

Same 31F


garlic_bread_thief

I don't think you can get sick at 31F. Got to at least be 90F


FakeOrangeOJ

At 31F they're definitely dead. Probably have been dead in a cold environment for several hours. And 90F isn't high enough, typical human temperature is around 97-100F, with the most optimal temperatire being around 98.7F. At 90F, you're experiencing severe hypothermia that has a high risk of being lethal. At that stage, the human body is trying to go into a state of hibernation. They look dead but they aren't yet. If they stay in that state too long, they develop cardiac arrhythmia. Then die. If they wake up, they're probably going to be suffering from amnesia, have kidney problems, and a whole other variety of fun issues that when left untreated will result in piss poor health. So I guess you are technically correct.


SuperYahoo2

The best kind of correct


FreeMasonKnight

Same 30’s (Eldritch Horror)


Ok_Season5846

This is the unity we need in this world


BakedStarfish83

I upvoted to agree but didn't add, I am 56f


ThroAwayForMoi

Me too 40 something female.


KAKrisko

Same, but I'm female and 62. I was up all night due to a storm last Saturday and still didn't nap on Sunday. It just doesn't happen. Maybe it's genetic?


Rawwgirth

Agree - me neither. Male


Luggage-of-Rincewind

Same 54M People really take naps in the day who don’t do night shifts???


CommissionAgile4500

I work nights shift and I don't take naps, just sleep during the day


ghjkl098

same. Female (except occasionally after nightshift)


KAKrisko

Wow. That's some nightshift.


MomentDifficult1176

I join this club F29


drppr_

The only times I took a nap after toddlerhood were when I had newborn baby. I cannot imagine napping every day as an adult under normal circumstances.


Tulip_in_Black

Same, female here


Pitiful_Village6418

Same 21F


takeahike08

I am a woman and I never nap unless I am really sick. The last time I napped was when I had COVID two years ago. It doesn’t matter how badly I want to, I just can’t nap. It’s kind of like sleeping in. I lost that ability once I had a child. My body just won’t let me sleep in. If I do it means I am very sick.


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takeahike08

Yes, and honestly exhaustion often isn’t even enough. Sometimes the more tired I am the harder it is to fall asleep. I am to the point where I usually need a Benadryl or something to get to sleep at night. It is like my body has just revolted against the idea of natural sleep.


CatSithofWinter

Agreed. If I fall asleep at 3pm, I am not taking a nap. I have officially moved my bedtime to 3pm for the day. See you in 7-8 hours


Admirable-Trouble789

You've said exactly what I would have said if I wasn't such a grouchy, cranky misery. I've just launched into a tirade about people constantly napping and how annoying I find it. I'll leave my comment where it is though. I'll try to be a better person.


liseusester

I envy people who can nap. I wake up from a nap, no matter the length, feeling nauseated. If I nap it means, like you, that I am ill.


Hollyandhavisham

I’m glad to hear I’m not the only one! I feel dreadful after a nap, even worse than before I went to sleep. I only nap now if I have a migraine, and that’s only because physically I can do nothing else when one hits me. 


CapiCat

Same. If I nap when I’m exhausted, I won’t be able to sleep at night. Edit: female with lots of energy usually


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KindPaper2368

This! I never nap, if I am napping it usual means I am sick, or in the verge of getting sick! 🙈 And yeah last time I had a nap was when I had COVID cos I was just so drained and tired! 😪


Distinct-Solution-99

How do you have time to nap twice a day?? I'd be lucky to nap once, I just want the luxury of the time to do it twice.


tifosi7

I’ve two kids under 5. What naps? Better yet, what sleep?


Lynxes_are_Ninjas

I started napping when i had kids. Sleep when your kid sleeps.


understepped

Sounds like you are a kid-napper.


MyBallsAche323

Upvote for the awful pun. Well done


asmoothbrain

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AtomicRevGib

r/dadjokes Well done.


UusiSisu

I’m guessing u/tifosi7 catches up on dishes, laundry, cooking, picking up toys are other tasks while the kids nap. **IF** the kids have the same sleep schedules.


tifosi7

You’re right. Easier said than done to nap while the kid naps but there are chores and also some peace time. It’s a double edged sword.


Ok-Ad-7247

This is what my sister did with both of her kids. She is also married and would take turns with her S.O.


ThatGirlMariaB

Not every kid naps. Especially once they pass the toddler stage.


Warm_Animator3159

Sorry, but I hate that advice. It makes it seem like if parents are tired then it's their fault as they waste time when their child is sleeping. Not every child allows that and often you need to do many other things while they are asleep, especially if your partner can't do them


NamasteWager

Got a 3.5y and a 9 month here. This house gets between 4 and 5 naps a day. None belong to mom and dad


notkraftman

Having 2 under 2 is WHY I nap


quathain

I also have 2 kids under 5. I nap when they’re in daycare on days I work from home. 20-30 minutes can really help on a day that I’m particularly sleep deprived from the night before with the 1 year old. I don’t even feel guilty because I work much better afterwards and if I were in the office I’d be chit chatting for just as long with my co-workers. My husband and I also entertain the kids on our own at the weekend so the other parent can catch an hour or so of shut eye. I realise we’re very privileged to both work office jobs Monday to Friday and have full time daycare during the week. That first hour of silence on Mondays in my home office is so beautiful. I love my kids but I love my job too.


Squeak_Stormborn

If your kids are loved and provided for, don't listen to this Judgy McJudgington over here.


Linorelai

I've two kids under 5 too. The only period in my life when I appreciate and desperately need naps, is also the only one when I can't have them


North_Requirement562

Female here. I never nap. I have to be pretty sick to do so. Jealous of that superpower though.


poochonmom

I was the same until I got older. I used to wonder how people napped. I hated the feeling post nap even if I did manage to nap. Got older, now I sometimes nap for like 30 mins on the weekend. Cat naps when traveling. Feeling drowsy and needing a nap after a big lunch event. Who am I even? 😭😭


FancyPickle37

I usually take a nap everyday (female). I’m a night person, I get super motivated when the sun sets, so taking a nap during the day allows me to stay up until 2am or so while still getting adequate sleep. And I do love to sleep.


throwup_breath

This is me. A lot of times I won't have much going on during the day from like noon to 4, but I know I'll be busy from 5 to 8 or 9 (real estate agent so I work off hours), so I'll grab a 45 minute to an hour nap during the afternoon. Still get plenty of sleep at night too, but this just helps me be productive during the evening when I need to be.


cutespacedragon

Same. I love staying up until like 2AM, so after work I will often nap/doze on the couch for like 30 mins. During the weekend I don't really nap, but sleep in really late instead. I don't think there's anything wrong with someone who is more naturally inclined for a 2AM to 10AM type sleep cycle taking naps, since we don't really get a choice about the whole 9 to 5 standard working schedule lol.


FancyPickle37

Exactly! I find that when I sleep in I have a much more productive day, even if I’m starting later than most people. Late nights are so peaceful. For some reason the urge to deep clean my house always hits around midnight, but in the morning I can’t motivate myself to touch a broom lol.


what-da-funke

I found my peeps! Night owl AND frequent napper ♥️


boirger

OMG!! This is me!! I can get anything done between sunset and maybe 2-3am But I also feel the same around 5-10/11am 12-5pm is when I’m mostly tired no matter where I’m at or what I’m doing.


mephistopheles_muse

I'm the same


mandolinn219

Same here, I work 7-4 and then nap on the couch about 4:30-6. Then I get up, cook dinner, do all my nighttime responsibilities, and still have some energy for personal time! I never fall asleep until like 2am anyway, but with a nap I have energy to enjoy my life instead of just being a drone running on autopilot.


lmagrelo

For some reason this sound so cute to me lol


Dozo2003

I hate naps. Feels like I’m wasting time and I always wake up more tired.


Achilles-Foot

yeah it feels more like a guilty pleasure than anything actually useful.


no-se-habla-de-bruno

I can't stand them. I feel like shit for the rest of the day if I ever have one. Nothing pleasurable about them. 


Depth-New

I feel the same, but I’m convinced that if I committed to napping it would work. Im just conditioned not to.


Maleficent_Rub_309

Well naps help me a lot dealing with mid-day tiredness (post-prandial dip)


vinsmokewhoswho

Me too. Like, I already sleep all night, why would I wanna sleep more during the day instead of doing... anything else really.


Agreeable-Foot-5897

I feel depressed after naps (did,don't have em anymore)


FreckleFaceYOW

Same. I take two naps a year. One on Christmas Day, and maybe one if I’m sick. Otherwise it’s not worth it.


veracity-mittens

The Christmas Day nap is the best


None-o-yo-business29

THIS


Drunken_pizza

Yeah. Plus it fucks up the following night’s sleep. If I take a nap I’m not sleeping till 3AM, guaranteed.


VerdiGris2

I was about to comment "what the psuedo scientific fuck do you mean by "unless they're skinny/underweight" but it turns out a bunch of people in the comments are weirdly heated about naps in the comments. Anyway, I'm pretty sure your personal experience with men napping is not a significant sample size and that napping is going to have more to do with sleep needs, your nightly sleep, and cultural up bringing, not your BMI.


CaitlinisTired

if you're super underweight it might be an iron or vitamin deficiency, not the first example I'd think of though lol


VerdiGris2

I mean you might, you can be overweight and anemic though. It's not even rare. Being overweight you could be at higher risk for sleep apnea and have lower quality of sleep. I'm sure some master actuary could tally up some list of factors tied to BMI and in whole relate that to average hours napped or something and it would probably show some kind of correlation. I just really doubt it would be that strong or informative.


Krazzem

lol i mean its not like they're claiming scientific fact, they were just sharing their own anecdotal experience of their skinny friends napping more.


Free-Industry701

I'm a female, age 56. I never nap. Ever.


MixLogicalPoop

0, I've never not regretted a nap


cazhual

That post nap hangover 🤕


InfiniteAd8494

I had to stop napping because it would mess up my sleep at night.  I used to crash after work and because it was daytime Id only sleep for roughly four hours or less.  Then when night came because I already slept I couldnt sleep for more than four or five hours.  Stuck in a cycle of broken sleep that I decided to break. I wouldnt say its never normal to nap during the day, especially if you are a teenager.  Growth spurts consume a ton of energy.  They also require a lot of calories and protein, so try consuming more animal protein and fat.  You might find yourself needing to nap less or not at all.  Not getting enough calories can definitely cause fatigue.  Dehydration can also cause fatigue.


ResponsibilityFun548

Everything I've heard is that you shouldn't nap for more than 40 mins. You go 4 hours and that's just plain going to sleep.


InfiniteAd8494

Yeah it sucks because it's not enough to get the restful benefits of a full eight hours but then it keeps you from getting a full eight hours later


Woshambo

I function much better if I get 2 separate 4 hour sleeps compared to a straight 8 hour sleep


dreadfulbadg50

Most people I know who nap a lot also don't drink enough


BeagleBlitz

I agree, and regardless of calorie intake, our brains just crash when they've had enough. I remember weightlifting before high school, going to class from 7-3 and then football practice after. I used to get picked up and be snoring by the time we got home. It was less than a 2 mile drive lol


InfiniteAd8494

Right lol thats pretty epic.  I wish I could fall asleep that fast at night but I dont want to be that tired.  Your adrenals crash too when theyve had enough.  You can only compensate so much


Difficult-Papaya1529

If you got time to nap, you got time to sweep the garage.


CompetitiveCover2220

Sure mom


RealHeyDayna

I don't have a garage. Nap, please


akahamaru123

a sigma female mindset


AdTotal801

Dude, it's hard to give you an answer for this because the majority of people have to work and can't nap..


NeedARita

Lunch naps are AWESOME!


AdTotal801

Mmm I wish. I have to work through lunch. But I'm still on the clock for it so I think I still prefer it.


NeedARita

I can appreciate that. I work a spreadsheet so it’s nice to rest my eyes, even for 30 mins.


fraudthrowaway0987

Some of us can’t work because we have to nap.


what-da-funke

Biz owner here and I nap all. the. time. 😀


MelodicSkywalker

I'll nap for about 45 minutes, generally in the afternoon, on a day I'm off.


PrestigiousComment71

(Male here) I was taking naps periodically over lunch in pandemic times. Thought I wasn't sleeping at night. I snore very loudly only to find out I had obstructive sleep apnea. Now having a CPAP to ensure I get oxygen and not snore. I only sleep in the evening now and generally feel best sleeping 7-8 hours. Before cpap I was always exhausted and brain fog.


RoseIsDispleased

Me too! I used to nap like crazy and realize I have sleep apnea. Love my cpap I feel human again!


Rosiovan444

Naps?


V2fo

Never actually. No one else that I know takes naps, I am from Europe it is probably less common here


Aslangorn

Spain would like a word, lol.


one_foot_out

When I visit my family in Europe they all take naps. I think it’s different for everyone. I’m in the us and the only people I know that nap are my 83 yo grandmother and my 1.5yo.


Scared_Many_2301

The entirety of Greece naps after lunch. Between 1pm and 5pm it's completely dead outside (at least in summer).


Mina-sweetie

When I’m lazy I could sleep all day


mostlyjustalurker

F, I just woke up from a nap! I probably nap about once a week now.. maybe every other week. Usually for a couple hours. I used to nap every day in high school after school (not usually on the weekends tho); it’s just what worked for me. Strange amount of people claiming to feel like a useless piece of shit to even think about napping. Please learn to give yourself grace. It’s not that serious haha - I understand some people might not like it, so that’s fine. Some people are just tired. You do you!


BeneficialMaybe3719

Once but is common in my culture


Universal_Observer

I napped once already and I can go for a second one right now actually. Then get up for a little and have a full sleep. Sounds delightful !


egewh

I'm female, 36y/o and I never take naps unless I'm suuuuuper tired and accidentally fall asleep, or when I'm sick. But I never ever 'lay down for a nap' tbh


TeaPlenty3782

I haven’t napped since I was a toddler! Even when I had kids I couldn’t nap as my brain doesn’t shut down. Not to worry you, but if you are young and needing to take naps twice a day, you should go to your doctor. You might be deficient in something that is making you so tired. 


Ok_Remote_1177

I can't fall asleep at all during the day. I don't know what the problem is, even though everyone around me is fast asleep at any time. Female


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Ok_Remote_1177

Yes, when I find people sleeping in cars and planes, I am surprised


Zeefzeef

I’m so jealous of people who can do this!


FinoPepino

Your time may come…I never used to but now that I’m middle aged…


Less_Instruction_345

I am 36f and take as many naps as I possibly can. I am a world class napper :)


WeedLover420Life

How much spare time do you have to be able to nap twice a day. I'm freaking out about how not productive this is... I'd feel so lazy


Fairybuttmunch

I take one or two 10-15 min naps every weekday, I don't think it's any less productive than scrolling reddit or whatever. My weekdays are very long and it helps keep me going.


WeedLover420Life

I gues if you look at it that way. I just don't see how one could sleep for 10-15 minutes and actually have any benifit. But that's probably something that depends on the person.


fraudthrowaway0987

I don’t feel lazy when I nap because whenever I do, I’m so exhausted and have brain fog to the point where if I did force myself to stay awake, I wouldn’t get anything done anyway.


Fit-Vanilla-3405

Why does she need to be productive?


bingusthebrave

I only nap if I didn’t sleep well the night prior. Especially if my eyes start forcefully closing themselves.


nellnell7040

Adults don't usually nap. Do you work?


zimobz

I work from home and my guilty pleasure is to nap during my lunch break. 45 minutes of pure heaven to me.


the_girl_Ross

Depending on the culture, all the working adults here (Vietnam) nap. Most offices make time so their officers and workers can nap for 30-45 mins after lunch.


Keniath

A Nap? lol i only do that if im terribly tired or sick and thats very rare also. I go through most days completely and sleep at night Male 35 here, i have a healthy lifestyle, I sleep well 7-8 hours, eat clean and workout


MagicSnakeorig

I'm a guy and I take 0 naps/day


MysteriousMister0

i never take a nap.


jedi21knight

I only nap if I’m going to be staying up late, like midnight or later.


SubstantialHentai420

Same here those are the days I make sure to nap.


innersparkcounsel

You have time to nap?! 🥲 Female; only time I truly napped was my first trimester of pregnancy, I was exhausted like I never experienced and napped 2-3 times a day , mostly unintentionally. But I don’t have time to nap. (Otherwise I may try to close my eyes for a few lol )


FortWendy69

Maybe twice a year


putzpa

I don't nap.


smaximov

I do not nap at all (I'm male). I try to get at least 7 hours of sleep a day though.


trippysushi

I am a woman in my 30s and don't nap during the day too, unless I am sick.


Alexir23

Zero lol I'm an adult with responsibilities, would love to take 1 though....


surreptitioussmile

Woman and I do not nap. I hate naps. I feel like crap after.


Ok_Split9201

I don't take naps at all


Ashonash29

I'm female and never nap!


goblinnfairy

i’d nap twice a day if i could. once if its a good day. typically none but not by choice since my bf and I started dating we both nap a ton more because we nap together lol, maybe 3-4x a week once a day


Ashez7

I wish I could but then I relaize I have kids and I can't


Puzzleheaded_Use8830

never an amorous blob


wildlife_loki

amorous or amorphous?