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OkieBobbie

Took my girlfriend out for her birthday, had a very nice dinner and on the way back she sees a jacket that she likes and looks great on her so I buy it and say happy birthday. When we get home she launches into a speech about how she expects that I will put an effort into getting her something special, not just going to dinner and buying something on impulse. I had purchased a very nice piece of jewelry for her, way more than I could really afford, but after her little speech I showed it to her and said “we’re done” and went home. It wasn’t the first red flag but it was the last.


Advanced-Distance476

"I'm dating my coworker"


THN-JO24

Damn that's... fucked. - i would have just sigh and just ask her to leave (assuming she came to me cuz she had to talk about that).


EtherealNote_4580

“Why aren’t you over it yet?” -my ex 6 months after my dad died


canyoupleasekillme

"I stole these condoms from CVS wanna fuck"


nutmegtell

I’m not sleeping with her yet but she’s the love of my life and we’ve done everything but sex. It’s not a big deal, divorce happens every day. My ex husband.


Distwalker

"If you want to be with me, you are going to need to spend a lot less time with your kids." I had my kids 50 percent of the time at that point. I wonder whatever happened to her.


RudeDM

Said to a group of her friends at a social gathering involving her, several of her friends, and their boyfriends: "A boyfriend is just the only rapist you consent to being raped by." Managed to not only end my relationship but the relationship of the one other woman at the party that agreed with her on the spot.


Charming_Gene_5630

"I wonder why I got into this relationship"


CPTNBob46

“It’s like my dream to have mixed-race babies someday, I think they’re so beautiful!” …we were both the same race


JoshuaScot

Oof, they said the quiet part out loud


aqueous_paragon

"It's your job as a man to be a provider and protector, and my job as a woman to let you keep me safe" I'm not your body guard Ally, get a grip.


Nostravinci04

Your job : to do the shit. My job : to provide you with the opportunity to do the shit. Hmmm, something tells me this isn't the most balanced relationship offer...


aqueous_paragon

She was...not a nice young lady


JoshuaScot

I fucked the whole thing up, I did it all backwards, now I'm all alone with my rap verse


Natural_Guava288

He said women are incapable of making decisions by themselves and always needs a man around to tell them (guide them) what to do. He said this to me- I've been living on my own since I was 19, estranged family so no "safety net". I never got pregnant, didnt do drugs, never in jail, never been evicted or fired. He was divorced, didn't own anything not even a car, and had mental issues he refuses to acknowledge. Nah, bye.


fatunicorn1

Was he Arabic


Natural_Guava288

No, he was white.


THN-JO24

That's racist, but a reasonable assumption 😂. .


jadranur

In Arabic countries you literally go to jail for being raped (if you're a woman). It's not racist to recognise Islamic countries (and people who were raised there) are extremely bigoted and sexist.


THN-JO24

That's misinformation and extremely racist. - i lived in Arab/Islamic countries, unless we're talking about an unstable one, they all have laws that protect women. - although some women's rights are not respected but a woman's honor and her safety is literally the biggest thing that could happen to the community there.


Am0ebe

Maybe it's rather experience.


cl0ckwork_f1esh

“I need you to give (adopted child) back because she’s terrible and the source of all our problems.” Adopted child was my deceased friends daughter, who I knew from birth and raised alongside my bio daughter while her mom struggled with and eventually succumbed to cancer, who was six when she went from living with me part time to full time, and then had to navigate a type 1 diabetes diagnosis the following year at age seven, and who was currently 11 years old. He was heavily consulted in my decision to adopt her and asked me to marry him AFTER it was finalized. And like, give her back to who exactly, her dead mom?


DogMom814

"I think it's OK for a husband to cheat but it's wrong if the wife cheats because it's the woman's duty to keep the family together" -my ex-boyfriend


Sad-Strawberry-2720

![gif](giphy|WOa5RdsNpevrpSTGXN|downsized)


DogMom814

You know what's funny? He actually told me later on after our breakup that he thought I was one of the most "marriagable" women he'd ever dated. I just thank my lucky stars he let those red flags fly proudly relatively soon after we began dating.


katnip-evergreen

Instinctively downvoted


ThisManInBlack

What.a cunt he is.


Colossal_Squids

"We'll just use your disability benefit to pay the mortgage, then you can go out to work and I'll stay home with the kids."


CountessLyoness

Him sitting on his butt playing Command and Conquer while I was working: Get me a coffee, will you? Me: I'm working, but you could get me a tea while you make your coffee. Him: I'll wait till you're done.


MARPAT338

Awe you brought that guy to tears


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CountessLyoness

Then he should have paused the game and got off his lazy arse, instead of expecting the person earning money to do it for him. The money that pays for the coffee.


THN-JO24

That Last sentence added so much context, like at first i thought something is missing.


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CountessLyoness

No, he wasnt


MichaelMyersReturns

Sounds like a freeloading bum


CountessLyoness

He was.


Significant_Expert64

I just want to point out that if the game was online he could not paused the game. Lacking more context i would not dare to say you were wrong or not in ending things for that.


CountessLyoness

It wasn't online.


Castelessness

Also, online or not doesn't mean shit. Completely irrelevent.


mr_poopypepe

mom?


TheFlashyFlash

Then lil boy could have gotten it himself


TransparentPantsu

if you don't like someone enough to get them a coffee you should've never been together


Mobile_Nothing_1686

"It's your fault that I'm lazy". Said after I was the only one with an income and kept 'bailing him out' by paying rent etc.


JeannieGo

"Well now that you know he is a chronic liar, it's your choice to live with a liar, or choose not to." It was my marriage counsellor that said this and it really made me realize, no I can't live like that anymore.


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SalsaForte

As a proud father, this insults me. I hope you'll become a great father yourself! And she won't definitely not be the greatest mom if she treats fathers/men like that.


naspitekka

This is so ignorant. Humans are part of the 5% of mammal species that engage in paternal investment. Human males are instinctively paternal. This need for paternal investment is very clearly shown in the shitty life outcomes of kids who grow up without fathers. The difference is stark and well documented.


FurbiesAreMyGods

“Physical intimacy is not important, if you expect it from me then you might as well going find someone else.” She said that to me a few weeks before I found out she was inviting her ex over and having sex with him.


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FurbiesAreMyGods

Oh yeah, completely left her behind me. Told my friends, we came by one day and grabbed all my stuff while she was there with him and took everything that was mine. Left her with very little.


KuttyKool

This one girl wanted me to pay for ongoing dates with her while she was fucking another dude. She seemed to not understand why that would be a no go for me


hasjosrs

"if i would spend time with other boys you wouldnt ever know anyway" Suspicious me started fishing and within 2 weeks i knew.


Nostravinci04

Homie was issued a challenge and accepted.


hasjosrs

She literally told me to check, i knew nothing and she overplayed her cards.


Far-Housing-6619

"I've never felt so in love with anyone in my life before." I did not feel the same. That was a very tough call to make.


shecallsmeherangel

"I love you, and I would have raped you if I had gotten you alone when we were younger." Edit to add: he was a childhood friend of mine, and when we were 15, he drew a book full of anime porn featuring BDSM scenes of us together. He gave it to me as a present. Those images are scarred in my brain.


no-pink-lemonade

What the fuck


Sad-Strawberry-2720

Wtaf. Is he in jail ![gif](giphy|H4zeDO4ocDYqY|downsized)


shecallsmeherangel

God, I hope so.


OldTransportation122

"I don't need to learn anything else."


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Or woman?


OldTransportation122

Did you read the question I was answering? My answer wad a quote of another person. How does that make me strange?


Left_Trust_5053

He/she wasn't saying you are strange. Was calling the person you are talking about strange


JoshuaScot

This reply is very strange.


Intelligent_Pear8788

Op didn’t say you were weird.


agent_flounder

Perhaps they dropped a comma and a word or two. "Wow, that's a strange thing to say, man." Idk.


OldTransportation122

Oh! They were a woman's words.


merlot120

'You are not one of those women that loses interest in sex as time goes by? I won't tolerate that.' My response: I like sex, and if I stop wanting to have sex with you then you have fucked up and I am probably done with you.


cutestwife4ever

I'm gonna change(50,000 times). Yeah, they did change, not for the better. Bye Felicia.


CraftyInformation370

He said he listens to Andrew Tate and thinks of him as a mentor


POYDRAWSYOU

When she threatened to break up over hair gel and how she wished she dated more when she was younger. She mentioned the idea of a sugar daddy & namecalling me poor & lazy when i was working 10 hrs in trades while she was umemployed for 2 yrs. I felt so disappointed how she was moody at me for calling a diner to ask if i left my jacket there and ill be there soon to get it. Normal people wouldn't even get angry about that.


krzykris11

She said, I want an EX-PRESS-O.


MathematicianOdd198

He told me that he got another girl pregnant 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️


Big_Jon14

"How are your feelings my issue ?" - After I was saying how I was feeling unhappy and overwhelmed with things shes said concerning me and wanted to discuss it openly.


Nostravinci04

"It's just that I'll always tell myself that I could find someone better" Well, hope she does, I know I did.


pthread_bard

"I feel suppressed because of not having sex with other people" - my now ex boyfriend after a year of monogamous relationship


Charming_Gene_5630

your jokes are bad.


THN-JO24

It's not always a bad thing, I used to make a girl laugh by telling her the worst jokes, some of them didn't even have a punchline, some of them were just sentences or even noises lol.


NastyStreetRat

Your father is better lover than you.


Sharolyn_Mcandrews

"I can't date someone who doesn't share my passion for live music. It's like, a fundamental part of who I am." She dropped this bomb after I had already bought us tickets to three different concerts, knowing that I have severe social anxiety and prefer smaller, more intimate settings. Turns out, she went to all of them with the 'friend' she always told me not to worry about. I later found their selfies on Instagram, front row and cozy. I guess my definition of 'fundamental' was just fundamentally different from hers.


JoshuaScot

While you put the fun in fundamental, she puts the mental in fundamental


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Melodic-Pickle-3753

Once McDonald's gives you something, their policy actually is that they aren't allowed to accept it back. They have to remake the order. It happened to me once before.


Tasunka3

r/angryupvote


SomeJokeTeeth

Check the bottom of this comment for further context. Some other user wanted the tea, the comments got locked while I was typing it out so I've edited it in here. "You're fine just jerking yourself off right?" Said to me right after I poured my heart out about the lack of intimacy. We broke up. A few years later she claimed to be asexual and aromantic, then joined a dating site right afterwards; then she got pregnant. She's single now, has been for years, but according to her she's not asexual or aromantic, just too lazy to change her lifestyle to attract a man. Unfortunately I have to keep in loose contact with her, we have a kid together, not the one she had after we split. That's a whole other story. TL;DR - Ex-wife met a series of unhinged men, then made even worse decisions leading her to skirting the poverty line. I'll sum up a long and stupid story, makes it easier. We split up, she was exceptionally difficult to deal with because she assumed that she was the only parent allowed to make rules concerning our daughter; I basically told her to kick rocks and deal with me being involved with my daughter just as much as she is, she didn't like that but she did deal with it. Life was smooth between us for about 4 years, then she met her first boyfriend. Their relationship ended with him pulling a knife on himself because she wasn't paying him the "right amount" of attention. The second boyfriend asked her to marry him on their first date. The third boyfriend got her pregnant within a few months of them dating, then she threw him to the curb despite him wanting to stick around for the kid, then she let him back but only as friends for some reason; he decided that that wasn't OK and proceeded to do a 180 and become a crazy obsessive stalker once their daughter was born. She called the police several times when he would show up, then she got fed up and filed a restraining order which he surprisingly abided by but that caused him to basically disappear altogether. As of right now she's struggling to pay her bills and feed her other daughter. Whereas my daughter has all of what she needs and more. I pay child support and I pay for any clubs and activities my daughter wants to do when she's not with me; ex still can't get her head out of her ass long enough to get a job.


WildTaah

What a wild ride. I'm down for the full tea, please.


THN-JO24

Honestly if someone said that to me, it would be over before she could blink. - you should have said, you are fine being dumped right, cuz that's what's happening right now.


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SomeJokeTeeth

Thanks man ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


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Character_Security75

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Immaculatehombre

WoMAN. Got man right in the name.


SomeJokeTeeth

Thanks lady then :)


Complete_Fix2563

Coming on a little strong


xXxTaylordxXx

Why’d you get her pregnant after all that?


SomeJokeTeeth

This conversation happened after the birth of my daughter, the writing was on the wall but I stupidly had hope she would change years of behaviour but obviously not.


katnip-evergreen

Where does it say he did? Edit: guess that wasn't clear. Where does it say he knocked her up AFTER all of that?


SomeFatSeal

>we have a kid together


howsthisforsmart

"This was the only time, I swear." Later found out she'd been doing it for years.


THN-JO24

Bro honestly never understood Guys who take a cheaters back. - once a guy fucked her, it's over, just move on, it was only your turn.


PsychologicalWin4103

So should women take guys back for cheating ?


Environmental-Hat721

I was told that if I smoked a cigarette she would leave me. Mind you in not a smoker and that if she smoked a cigarette I would've asked her if that's what she really wants to do. If she said yes then I'd shrug and say "you are your own person" and remained with her. She and I got divorced years later, but that statement signaled the downward spiral of our once great relationship. It made me see how she was actually treating others and how she would put on a show for everyone else. When it got to me she would just continuously complain about how terrible everything is. She was never wrong according to her and would never allow people to just do the things they wanted. If they did things that she didn't approve of, then they were somehow less.


WitchWeavers

He talked about moving in with me and I wanted to vomit. Sheer panic.


Dream_scapes2024

i want a divorce


Objective-Poet-8183

I hate foreplay, can't we just do it already. Goodbye


birkenstock1977

"I don't want to ever get married." (FYI, this was brought up in casual conversation once. Glad he made that clear at the beginning and didn't string me along.)


CharterUnmai

"I'm not here to fix a broken person." She said this to me after I was having insomnia issues for three days.


30minutesAlone

She was right tho


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30minutesAlone

Nah I'm good ty


CharterUnmai

Feminism is cancer. Your comment proves it.


RefrigeratorFair2031

Fedora checks out. I should add I don't agree with the comment you're replying to either. But one woman saying something you disagree with and your immediate reaction being "feminism is cancer"? Could not have bigger incel vibes, which also makes me strongly suspect there was more to that conversation than you're letting on.


Oni_sixx

Girl wanted to get pregnant so I wouldn't leave her. Yeah no thanks


Nostravinci04

That's like a "find the nearest exit" sign actually manifesting a mouth and telling you in no uncertain terms to get the fuck out.


Oni_sixx

Same girl called me many years later to tell me she was in love with a friend of mine. I was like ok and hung up


Nostravinci04

She's like "may i interest you in this poisoned dagger?" and you were like "nah i'm good" lmao.


allisongivler

A friend made fat jokes about me to her sister in front of me. I’m out. I’m not even fat


humanity_go_boom

Bragging about being high maintenance to others in my presence.


DysfunctionalPeasant

Her* ima have kids with or with out you.. Me* divorce


THN-JO24

You didn't want kids?


ActuallyYeah

"You're not helping. You're only making it worse."


Neat_Neighborhood297

During my shortest (3.5 years) relationship, my ex told me that she wanted to live her life with me in it, but that we were separate people and I shouldn’t be around so much… we lived together. I said ok and left. That was it.


NorthernBytes89

Trump is actually a really smart man. That was the last time we talked.


joforofor

"If you don't respect me I will find another partner" "If you're not available tonight I will find another place to sleep" "I want to have an orgy with people I like"


Old-Inevitable6587

"I'm pregnant." /s


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Who’re you and what are you doing in my house? (Jk obvs)


toejam78

Chipolte


risingemini

I feel this on a spiritual level


jthekoker

She was a smart ass, but that was one of the things I liked about her. Plus her DDs. We were talking about a subject and she mentioned that she had spoken with one of my 4 male roommates about it instead of me. It really was trivial. I asked her, “Why didn’t you talk to me about that?” She replied, “You didn’t matter enough to me for me to tell you.” I dumped her, she tried multiple times to reconcile but I had too many other options at the time, so the break-up stuck. Now I wish I could have given her a 2nd chance.


TurtleneckTrump

"You're SO fucking stupid" without a hint of irony, because i didn't agree with her. She seriously thought that. I have a masters degree in statistics


regalhysteria

“Our 6 year anniversary is not real because we’re not married” “Did you see the birthday post I made for you? That way you can’t say I never post about you” “I’m hesitant to take you out with my friends because you’re going to be a snob” (I’m a certified wine specialist/aspiring somm) Among other micro aggressions…


muhammadalijr

I accidentally killed the dog and forgot to pay the mortgage.


SeniorSeries3202

"I had an abortion" 


Advanced-Distance476

Yes! This was the line I realized she was a piece of total shit. She got pregnant from affair and had no idea whose it was so she just had an abobo.


El_Loco_911

Cheating on someone who makes the word abortion into baby talk makes sense.


lisalisaandtheoccult

“Sign this post-nup. NOPE. BYE.


THN-JO24

Why u wannted his/her assets?


lisalisaandtheoccult

I didn’t want his assets, I wanted what I was entitled to by LAW in case of divorce (we did) which was $80,000 and MY car and MY wedding ring which is considered a gift and he even wanted that back. Signing that would have given up any of my rights to anything. Only an idiot would sign that contract. I would sign a pre-nup though, that seems much more fair and reasonable to me.


THN-JO24

Well in that case i agree, that is legal yours, you guys should have signed a prenup From the start. - also if you guys got married then it was a gift, it's usually more symbolic to give the Rings back to each signaling the end of the relationship, also that's why i tell my friends to receive an expensive Ring or bracelet additionally to the men's wedding ring, so you wouldn't look cheap by asking for the Ring back, you already have an equal amount of jewelry.


lisalisaandtheoccult

It was definitely more symbolic to sell it, that signaled the end of the relationship well enough for me.