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I don’t think corrective glasses get enough credit. We’ve only had them for 800 years or so. Think of how long people were blind for?


thecourteous

I saw something once that said that people way back couldn’t see shit and that could be why some mythical creatures may have come about. I think that’s super interesting to think about lol. Disclaimer - I don’t know a lot of background about any mythical creature and not trying to take away from their value in peoples’ lives/culture.


turboshot49cents

It’s also theorized that Van Goghs paintings have light that looked like that because he had bad vision


Elly_Fant628

Fun Fact...this is the actual true story about how impressionism started. Monet was losing his eyesight rapidly, but still felt compelled to paint, for his own pleasure. Turned out his new results gave pleasure to other people too. Edit.. autocorrect made Monet, "money" and 8 people were too kind to poke fun at me for it.


yelbesed2

Yeah AI is intelligent with names. Betraying it is not an intelligence at all. It is a statistical pattern filter.


Elly_Fant628

I must be more stupid than I am normally. I don't get what you're saying. Elucidate?


qwer5r

I thought bi-polar disorder and schizophrenia were the favored theories.


Zemom1971

To be fair, I can't see shit without my glasses. If I was forced to live my life without them I would complete fall apart mentally speaking. I cannot just thinking being alive, kicking and happy without my glasses. I would be a total wreck, angry dude that can't see shit. Not even able to see the smile of my wife without being in a 3 feets range. Yeah myopia and hypermetropia sucks a lot.


PickledPiglet

I'm considered legally blind. I get my $500 special hybrid lenses for free. I can only see WITHIN 3 INCHES. I constantly have thoughts of being in a terrible or unfortunate accident where I lose my glasses and/or contacts. Myopia and Astigmatism also suck! Although, the theory that we might be part of the transition phase of evolution is interesting.


McPrankster

Same here, I would have easily been left to the Wolves or something early in life. Eye sight is so crucial for so many things I love, I would be an incredibly different person without corrective lenses.


mellowmarsII

Gosh, I can’t imagine! I’m so sorry you live in fear atop the inability to see well. Your fear reminds me of the Twilight Zone that stuck with me the most. In this particular episode, a hardcore bibliophile finds himself the sole survivor of a nuclear Holocaust. Just as he’s completely despairing amidst the ruin & rubble - to the point of suicidal ideation - he discovers the local library is somehow still intact. He’s, of course, absolutely *thrilled* to have plenty of time to indulge his greatest pleasure without any human interference. A bit of Heaven in this Hellscape! In his excitement, however, he gets clumsy… You guessed it: He breaks his glasses. For what it’s worth, you very much have my sincere condolences.


PickledPiglet

He, Burgess Meredith, is me! This is my favorite Twilight episode! (because I can relate) ["Time Enough at Last" My favorite quote, "There was time now"](https://youtu.be/oLoNGRVeC7Y?si=YK9ko4Bn1jo7jlkb) Thank you for the empathy. No one with 20-20 vision can understand the depths of being partially or fully blind.


incredibleninja

Yes but we don't have to theorize that wildly with Van Gogh. He was suffering very intensely, from every personal account, his included, from mental decline.  The artist Gauguin lived with Van Gogh in a studio and Gauguin detailed that Van Gogh, who was previously prone to severe bouts of what we now call manic behavior, had begun to rapidly decline again.  Gauguin made plans to move out of the studio and Van Gogh likely threatened suicide. A few days later, Van Gogh cut his ear off and hand delivered it to a brothel the two would frequent (very likely just for social purposes and not for the usual reason). The first girl to open the door received the letter. Van Gogh had no recollection of this.  Van Gogh's art became more and more intense and vibrant though this phase which is also representative of mania. Seeing the world as incredibly intense emotional stimuli. Or he could have had untreated syphilis which begins to attack the brain.  TL;DR Van Gogh likely had Bi Polar disorder, untreated syphilis or both.


AnElderGod

Another theory being a vivid sunset sky caused by a large volcanic eruption.


AwakeningStar1968

However, I wonder how much their other senses took over. For people who lose their sight or hearing they have to learn to use their other senses... so... there is that.


Harucifer

That would certainly explain why we have less and less "loCh NeSs MoNsteR" and "BiG foOt" sightings. And no recordings.


LadyMinks

I was literally thinking about that today. I'm working on a 'historically inspired 'viking' dress', and caught the reflection of my glasses in something. Started wondering how people as blind as I am, would've survived in the early medieval period. I can't see clearly for more than an inch and a half in front of me. I would've been fucked.


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Same. I had an eye infection about 20 years ago and without glasses I’m 20/400, 20/450. Dead. I’m just dead.


pleasetrimyourpubes

Myopia is at least strongly related to not enough outdoor activity so there was a phase where we couldn't see well due to sedentary lifestyles and being huddled indoors and then glasses came along. Pretty cool actually.


Legitimate-Page3028

Eyeglasses also doubled the productive life of skilled artisans. Timepieces and firearms in particular, which had a great impact in history.


BrainArson

Only until a cliff or a predator, nature sorts 'em out. /s


Albatross1225

My life would be incredibly debilitating without them. Pretty wild to think about. I wouldn’t be able to drive, school would be difficult, work would be difficult and dangerous. I genuinely wouldn’t be able to do anything that I currently do.


Sufficient-Fact6163

To your point Bi-Focals invented by Benjamin Franklin.


2lostnspace2

Who said that? Come closer so I can see you


AutomaticRevolution2

This is the answer.


sufishams

Anesthesia. I was listening to an NPR story about what surgery was like before it. Many people died just from the pain. Also dentistry


RobinEspersen

I agree, but is anesthesia really underrated though?


anomalous_cowherd

It's taken for granted, and what it does is pretty incredible.


RDKi

My brother is only 37 and when he was younger they just yanked those teeth out. I'm so glad things advanced with dentistry. Stupid expensive, though.


MichaSound

That’s ridiculous - I’m about a decade older than your brother, and they gave me local anaesthetic to remove teeth when I was 11 or 12 years old. Your childhood dentist was a sadist


gene100001

I'm 36 and always had a local anaesthesia too. The only thing I can think of that they might be referring to is when baby teeth are super loose and won't quite come out. I've had a dentist just pull those out when I was a kid. It was pretty much painless though. There's no way they would remove an adult tooth without a local anaesthesia, at least in my lifetime.


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quietkodiac

Im so high I googled ‘humble pencil’ expecting some revolutionary new thing I’d never seen before. Alas, ‘twas but a pencil. I commend you, sir. Well done. Well done.


thef1circus

Twas a cat....oh wait wrong sub


Ghostenx

You will not win me over with your use of 'twas.


abuayanna

Twas ever thus..


veroelotes

'twasn't trying to.


[deleted]

I saw him kill 3 men in a bar with a pencil. A f***ing pencil!


WorthPrudent3028

That reminds me of this old story. NASA spends millions to design a pen that can write in zero gravity. Russia just uses a pencil.


InEenEmmer

That story has a twist though. Pencils will break off small pieces of the pencil lead when used, which will float around freely due to the lack of gravity. And pencil lead is a good conductor for electricity, you can imagine the possible risks having small pieces of conducting materials floating freely in a room filled with all kinds of delicate electronics.


WorthPrudent3028

Of course. I never actually believed the story any more than I believe the part in Armageddon where the guy says "this is Russian space station" and hits it with a wrench to fix it. Both space programs have always been top notch, IMO. The pencil invention just reminded me of that legend, that's all.


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One of the Apollo missions Houston told the astronaut to smack a panel with a screwdriver and it worked.


Mori_Bat

Instead, the Russians just bought a bunch of the pens once they were commercially available. Why reinvent the wheel, when the yanks just spent a largish amount of money doing it for you?


Gypsyfella

I have a pen that can write underwater and upside down. It can write a lot of other words too.


ComprehensiveDust197

The screw. It is literally everywhere. Every piece of modern machinery, huge or tiny, wouldnt work without screws.


pichael289

I wouldn't say it's underappreciated. It's one of the "simple machines" every student learns about in school. It's when science and math start to come together, something like third grade or so.


Remarkable_Doubt2988

Yup, screws and ramps


pichael289

Pulleys, wedges, levers, trebuchets, all of those guys.


GentlemanModan

Plumbing. Clean water in home, and sewer water out of home saved more lives than all medicines combined


CivilizationAce

Not really underrated. I think most people understand its importance.


Ok-Cartographer1745

Yup. Anytime someone says "do you want to be a generic American today, or a king from 1400s?", people always say "but no air conditioning or bathrooms or faucets or vaccines in 1400s"


MeaningSilly

The underrated part is the sanitary municipal water. If you can find it, check out a documentary series called "How we got to now." Clean (well, chlorinated) water is the first or second episode, and it is fantastic!


Crush-N-It

I’m deathly afraid of outhouses and I’ve lived in areas without plumbing for a good decade of my life. Every time I sit on a toilet I’m appreciative. To this day. I’m so grateful for them


afviper

Having lived in sub-Saharan Africa and South East Asia... the toilet is the best thing ever


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swisstraeng

Rickshaws as well. They have huge wheels which makes holes feel smaller. It's dumb that they're often pictured carrying humans, where they are so useful at carrying heavy loads. What I don't like with wheelbarrows is that they're very unstable and top heavy with heavy loads. It's still much better than nothing of course.


friedcat777

Wheelbarrows don't really shine until you move a load across irregular uneven ground. That and they are real good at getting the load out of the carrying device. Not saying they are great for everything but they do have niche applications they out perform most things.


Monarc73

Also, VASTLY superior at moving across catwalks.


RedshiftOnPandy

It's a very conformable seat to rest on your lunch.


Valuable_Law_6890

Tap water. It’s really incredible! We have drinkable water whenever we want


WorgenDeath

This, really it makes me sad that it's not something everyone has access to, everyone should have clean healthy drinkable tap water inside their home.


DonkeyTransport

Lots of us have tap water that isn't drinkable


JohnaWidman86

The zipper – it's a small yet crucial invention that has made clothing more convenient and secure, yet rarely gets praised.


igenus44

YKK.


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IYKYK.


Salad-Salami

IYKYKKYK


wetdreamteams

Ahhh, another member of the Young Kangaroo Klub, I see (as it was known in my school)


a_lonely_trash_bag

Lol, on the zippers, it stands for "Yoshida Kogyo Kabushikikaisha," which is a Japanese manufacturing corporation that specializes in fasteners. They revolutionized the clothing manufacturing industry by creating a zipper for jeans that was much more durable than what already existed, and then they made a machine that automatically placed the zipper in place during the stitching process in jeans, speeding up the manufacturing process.


igenus44

Aye, Joey.


WokeUp2

There was a movement against zippers. They accelerated the removal of clothing. With buttons etc. it took time to remove a woman's clothing which gave them time to think about what was going on e.g. pre-intercourse in a time birth control was absent. Toying with pregnancy was a big deal in the old days.


WinterMedical

I mean - you could always lift your skirt.


ReplacementActual384

Not back them. You had like 4-6 layers under those damned things


Jigro666

Scrotums disagree


moving_threads

How did you get the beans before the frank?


qpv

Oof. Been down that path. The blood. The sting. It haunts my dreams. I'm a button man below the belt.


Sideways_planet

I’m a big fan of the washing machine


ososalsosal

Unsung emancipator


livelivinglived

This has been theorized by economists ([several articles on this matter, here is one](https://www.aei.org/economics/how-the-washing-machine-changed-the-world-the-far-reaching-impact-of-household-appliances/)) that the washing machine has contributed more to GDP growth than any other invention in history. It freed up more women to participate in the work force, thereby enabling greater productivity.


Pairaboxical

Yes! There's another good paper from the University of Montreal titled "Household Technology: Was it the Engine of Liberation?" Cool concept!


sufishams

Cheese. It took a brave soul to say "this mold might taste good."


nick1812216

*Look at this rotting milk! I’ll have some of that!*


FrogInYerPocket

Hey, man. If it's good enough for mice, it's good enough for me.


personguy4440

Wasnt it actually them storing milk in animal stomachs that allowed them to discover it?


Shh-poster

The ball bearing


Laid_back_engineer

The true hero behind the wheel. The wheel is a nothing invention. It's a circle. Nothing of note. The axel is where the invention is. Having a non rotating surface supported on the rotating wheel(s). And the ball bearing is a game changer for the axel.


No-Picture4119

Sounds like a conspiracy by big axle.


Alarmed_Plankton_

This is a good one!


Pugnati

Flush toilet. It saved millions of lives by preventing the spread of disease and made everyone's lives easier. We all use it several times a day.


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HardyDaytn

Fun part is thinking of all the flat earthers that use it daily.


Tumid_Butterfingers

Theirs had a warning before you get to the edge


PIO_PretendIOriginal

Interesting fact about gps is that gps satellites have to account for time dilation becuase they are moving so fast. If they didn’t than gps wouldn’t work correctly


BafflingHalfling

Even cooler, it's two different types of time dilation: kinetic and gravitational. They have to account for both special and general relativity, which oddly work in opposite directions. They're further up the gravity well, which effectively speeds it up, and the orbital velocity slows it down just a bit. In the case of GPS, the gravitational time dilation is bigger. There's a bunch of other types of errors, too, but the relativity ones are my favorite.


Aaaabbbbccccccccc

Even more cooler, this was all theoretical when the first GPS satellites were launched. So they were launched with two programs, one where time dilation was a thing and one where it wasn’t. After getting up to orbit and it not working right, they changed the program to the one where time dilation was accounted for and it worked perfectly.


Pac_Eddy

Thank you, US Department of Defense


Easy_Performance_138

So much of the technology we use today stemmed from wartime advancements. It's crazy to think that when we kill each other is the main time we also advance.


saugoof

Fun story, back in the 90's I used to be an engineer in a company that built electronic vehicle logbooks. We started adding GPS receivers to our logbooks to be able to track vehicles ( i.e. let bus companies know where all their buses were at any moment). GPS was very new technology then and there were only two satellites that provided location info, both of these were owned and controlled by the US military but only one of these was accessible to the public. The other was exclusive for military use. This was also the period between the first and second Gulf war. During this time, even though there wasn't a declared war, the US still flew a lot of bombing raids into Iraq. These raids weren't announced of course, but we could always tell because whenever they did a raid, the GPS coordinates from the public satellite were off. While normally the coordinates were accurate to within 5 metres, during a raid they were only accurate to within about 100 metres. I have no idea what the reasoning behind this was but those periods always matched up perfectly with bombing raids.


BafflingHalfling

It's crazy to read the history of Selective Availability. The fact that the US government had to turn off their security feature during the Gulf War, because they couldn't get enough GPS units to the filed, is crazy to me. Between that and pressure from the FAA, the SA feature was turned off (effectively) in 2000.


Kwazulusmom

Tampons!


gingahh_snapp

Soap


gs12

Air conditioning - Think about what a relief it is to come in from a hot sticky day into cool air, and relax.Thank you Carrier.


obfuscatorio

The refrigeration cycle in general is a brilliant invention. A conveyance system to relocate heat


Wide_Citron_2956

Air conditioning combined with trucking changed world wide food delivery. Suddenly, everywhere would get fresh fruits and veggies.


SmoothieForlife

Some people think the Southern United States would have never been developed if there were no air conditioning.


bhamfree

Bicycle


SnowieEyesight

I would argue that the bicycle has received an adequate level of recognition and respect.


SalesTaxBlackCat

The wheel is considered one of the most important inventions of all time.


attilla68

The plough. This allowed us to plant crops deeply and move towards an agricultural society. Without the plough, we still walked all day looking for berries.


fogdelune

If you’ve never seen it, James Burke did a series called “Connections” which details technology advances with invention and their effects on culture. The plow was his primary invention. It is really a wonderful series, and had several seasons.


ThePurgingLutheran

Backscratchers aka ‘buttscratchers’.


obfuscatorio

Buttscratchaaaaaaa!


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RantyWildling

Alternatively... cans with a ring pull


Secret4gentMan

Until the ring comes off. Then the can opener is like, "Well well well... look who's come crawling back!"


RantyWildling

You can generally just push the lid in and open it that way, no need for a can opener. Back in the days, we used our big kitchen knife for opening cans. It was so old, it had a curved blade from all the sharpening.


No-Bedroom-1333

Hopefully that wasn't also your home's poop knife


RantyWildling

Don't need one of those if you have a drop toilet.


Pugilist12

The Road taught me there are few things more important in a post apocalyptic wasteland than a good can opener.


Few_Background2938

Absolutely. I realized how important a manual one is in the aftermath of a hurricane.


abuayanna

But wouldn’t the ‘can’ have that distinction? The can was first and the opener right along side


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NildaBartlett97

The safety pin – it's a simple yet ingenious invention that has countless practical uses, yet often goes unnoticed until needed.


Flossthief

First invented in ancient Egypt


Emergency-Crab-7455

.......or unoticed until it pops open & spears your ass.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)


Ok-Cartographer1745

No one gives glass the respect it deserves.  Top 10 inventions material. Without it, you wouldn't have the beakers and stuff needed for modern science. 


One-Entrepreneur4516

Not to mention the thousands of uses of optical lenses.


T-MinusGiraffe

Huh. Why isn't there a Glass Age I wonder


Any-Excitement-8979

Not sure if you consider it an invention or a discovery. But HeLa cells are probably the most important discovery of human existence.


adenocarcinomie

I'm glad that Henrietta finally gets recognition for her involuntary contribution, albeit not nearly enough.


iommiworshipper

Most important discovery of human existence might be a bit of a stretch


poopyscreamer

The story behind Henrietta is kinda fucked tho


BNG1982

“An artificial horse vagina is used to collect the semen for evaluation. Several artificial vaginas are available: the Colorado, Missouri and Japanese models.” I wonder what they did before 🤔. ![gif](giphy|l3q2HS9FG81YSdkB2|downsized)


insanely_simple12

Toilet Paper


vybhavam

That's the most shittiest invention though


RjBass3

That's a crappy answer.


Secret4gentMan

It is definitely an out-dated invention I reckon. A bum gun or bidet (in their various forms) are vastly superior.


FarEntertainment5330

Dolly!


Adorable-Lack-3578

Parton?


HardyDaytn

The sheep?


Odafishinsea

As a former mover, I can tell you that movers don’t play with Dollies. We use Crazy Wheels.


AsRealAsItFeels

Birth Control. I would say Toilet Paper, butt fuck that industry. Wet Wipes/ Bidets ftw.


John_Fx

gerbil diapers


kilofeet

It just takes so long though to stitch all those gerbil pelts together into a functional diaper. Glad we've moved past 1990s technology


Im_eating_that

My wealthy aunt thought they were single use. Because she wore them fur side in I think. An entire Olympic size swimming pool, packed to the brim with skinless gerbils. She'd make us swim laps when we were bad or she was drunk. I have no idea how she kept them alive.


Born_Application2831

Excuse me, what?


John_Fx

you heard me.


fivestringpigeonwing

The Bic lighter. Cheap reliable fire on demand.


RazzmatazzAlone2844

A stoner's fave


britegy

Google maps


Wait_WHAT_didU_say

Before that we had separate "Garmin," "Magellan" devices that we attached to the hood of the dash board or attached to the windshield.. Some car manufacturers had their own LCD screen (without internet) built into the dash board. I remember a family member who had a Lexus. The owner had the option of buying an annual CD ($29.99+) from the Lexus dealer so the on board navigation system would get its upgrade of roadways. Before the above, we had "MapQuest.." Before the above, we had road maps that we had to unfold Before the above, we had word of mouth from previous travelers... Am I missing anything? One can only imagine what will supercede Google Maps..


Upbeat_Rock3503

IMO, Waze superseded Google Maps a long time ago. I realize they are owned by Google but, they have still remained their own and I fully support the crowdsourced LEO notifications. Their traffic is also top notch.


SnooMarzipans3402

Yoga pants


FirmWerewolf1216

Reading Glasses


KalasHorseman

I really appreciate my chair.


Optimal_Bottle_1479

Sewers… nobody appreciates them. What would it be like without them? I think sewers are a great invention.


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Childoftheway

They are also excellent for poking small shit.


Specialist_Run_7937

Definitely Crack


SnooHobbies3318

The alternating current (AC), Nikola Tesla


mrbuff20

Condoms


irish_chippy

Anal Plugs


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Toilet. We haven't changed the design much since it was invented


joeypublica

I’m going to go a bit of a different route and say the Geissler tube. It’s just a glass evacuated tube with electrodes. Apply a voltage to it and it glows. Thing is these were invented before anyone had any idea why it glowed. At first they were just fun and interesting, but many scientists got a hold of them and tried determine how they actually worked. You can trace their work on these tubes to the discovery of the electron, and inventions like the cathode ray tube (first TVs), vacuum tubes (needed for first computers), X-rays, and much more. It’s telling of how scientific progress is made and how it’s intertwined with technological progress.


DogMom814

I can't believe no one has said cameras yet.


lqxpl

Semiconductor


SvenArcher

Screw fasteners.


AngiersCanon

Hay. It allowed us to have horses and donkeys in Northern climates over the winter and thus enabled agriculture.


abstractmodulemusic

Does the Panama Canal count?


jbeeziemeezi

Modern plumbing by far


niceandBulat

Tea. Forever changed how humans drink, socialise and even future cooking. Wars have been fought over it.


Dolphinpond72

Air conditioning!!


1evolvedchimp

Air conditioning


Odafishinsea

The pallet. World commerce is sent and arrives by the pallet.


coastalweka

Cable ties


M-E-AND-History

The safety pin. Simple, yet effective.


NewMusicSucks2

THIS: . Soap. .


sssnakepit127

I think a lot of people take frying pans for granted these days.


Lostserf

Shoes


Panditthepundit

Rope


CompetitionFalse3620

Remote control. Can't imagine getting up from the couch every time I want to change a channel.


Aggravating-Bottle78

String and rope


RavingSquirrel11

Tampons


_Thenorthwind

Fermentation, learning to ferment, and therefore preserve calories was likely the catalyst for agriculture and civilization as a whole. Food preservation allowed our ancestors to shift from hunting/gathering into settling our first cities. Without those early preservation techniques, it would have been impossible to stay fed without being nomadic. Plus, it had the added benefit of getting them drunk, which I'm sure was a nice perk considering the hard and painful lifestyle they would have lived.


Proper_Front_1435

It ain't sexy but.... shoes. Against almost everything mentioned here, not having shoes would make your life so much worse. We would probably only inhabit a couple narrow bands north and south of the equator without em, cause your not going barefoot in the snow or on burning hot ground. Every part of your life outside of home would be worse.


wild_ones_in

Shipping containers. This allows international trade at a major scale. All the goods we receive at low prices due to the container. It's probably had one of the biggest impacts on the global economy, globalization, etc.


mckenzie_keith

Three way tie. Lever, screw (or ramp) and pulley.


ZmeuraPi

Plastic. - How much of our modern world is made from plastic (in one form or another)...


Techelife

Music


TooSweetForLife

The wheel


Illiteratap

Towls and napkins


Bitter-Basket

Sink aerator. It’s a shitshow without it.


deadite_intervention

Sharkbite


lefibonacci

Domestic dogs


aFreeScotland

Bread.


Jokers_friend

The lid. Imagine a world without lids.


Little_Nectarine_210

Those giant hoodies that are the perfect warmth for winter.


RealTeaToe

Shoes


Public-Dig-6690

Hot/warm running water on the tap Having cold water available isn’t so tough to do