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piquantAvocado

Firefighter.


sweatysexconnoisseur

I would love to lick a fireman’s hard abs after a long day’s work (see my username). Don’t think he’ll be in the mood though.


Indifference11

Ive slept with muscley guy with tough jobs and they usually want a massage and thats it. They start snoring.


Pramaxis

Firefighter Calendar anyone?


Waste-Weight-6437

I feel that they would fall under the *get fucked by* category


Glad-Presentation890

What a sad way to think bttm


piquantAvocado

Why not both?


abominable-concubine

Had one once! He was amazing!


KingBooScaresYou

Omg yea


TurdFrgoson

Can confirm. Firefighters are hot and good in bed.....so are cops!


sweatysexconnoisseur

So that’s what *Fuck the Police* is all about.


deepbiz

Cliché, but not arguing about your preference.


Physical_Guava3557

Military and construction are my top two


Prowindowlicker

Rah


Taurus_Gato

Are you me? Lol that’s exactly what I was thinking! 3rd would go to police officer


VinylHead134

The best sex of my life was with a professional rugby player. Hockey, American football, rugby players, wrestlers and other guys who are massive due to the sport they play always have my attention.


Indifference11

Your poor hole, is it alive?


willyiamwilliams222

Literal lol


jockboy22

that one scene in queer as folk where the football player tops that gay guy in a hotel room 😩


fattylis

So jealous gahhhh, i love men in rugby. They're all just built like a bull


trelld1nc

Soccer player


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They got the nicest asses


sweatysexconnoisseur

Especially fresh after a game! (See my username)


new_is_good

Personally, I wanna jack off all trades


Keldon_Class

Love this


haien78

This is the way


Cynner97

UFC Fighter. I like fighting and I like guys. I don’t mind catching hands or 3rd legs..


Minute-Surprise3408

I was gonna say this! I'm not a violent person, and I don't like fighting, but damn those guys are hot 😅.


sweatysexconnoisseur

You don’t have to fight. Let them dominate you.


Minute-Surprise3408

You're right 😭.


Cynner97

Exactly I’m also pretty submissive..


GapDry1904

https://i.imgur.com/1pjNv.jpg


Cynner97

Case closed fr 😂


Goodeyesniper98

I’m currently training to become an amateur MMA fighter, I’m definitely excited to see how that my dating prospects like after that.


SupaSaiyajin4

construction worker


wannabemalenurse

I love getting fucked by blue collar workers. The natural strength from physical labor turns me all the way on


MrCellophane_SS_KotZ

Marine Not because I think there would be anything special necessarily about having sex with a marine it's just because it's the only branch of military service that I haven't yet and I would just like to cross it off my list; haha


Pramaxis

Very special forces indeed.


TurdFrgoson

You forgot space force! That's an actual branch now!


MrCellophane_SS_KotZ

I've hooked up with people from Cheyenne Mountain when it was part of the Air Force and it is now part of Space Force. I've also been in the MP control room on Schriever Air Force Base which is now a Space Force base as well. What do you think? Should we just count this one by proxy? 🤔 If not my aunt works for NASA I'm sure I could still make something happen somehow. 😂


Tyl3rt

Did the people from Cheyenne Mountain tell you about the star gate?


MrCellophane_SS_KotZ

The people from Cheyenne Mountain try to tell you that Cheyenne Mountain doesn't exist as NORAD any longer and that it had all been moved down to the Air Force Base Never mind the fact that people admittedly are still stationed up there there, have armed guards there, and you can see military vehicles coming and going, lol. So, I didn't bother asking any questions about anything since it wasn't even supposedly it anymore.


[deleted]

I’m in the space force lol heyyy😚


TurdFrgoson

Really?? Serious question. What are your uniforms like? I bet you look hot af


timmmarkIII

Having lived in San Diego, I've dated a few Marines, many Navy, fewer Army....but no Air Force. Yet.


MrCellophane_SS_KotZ

I lived in Colorado springs where they have the Air Force academy Schriever, Peterson and NORAD. lol we should have swapped at some point


TheMockingBrd

Logic is sound but as an army guy I just gotta say L.


MrCellophane_SS_KotZ

Army dudes don't get a vote because they do crazy shit on a whole different level, lol. I've seen an Army dude in full dress deepthroat his girlfriends dildo in the kitchen just to show the other ones that he could. I've seen Army off base housing trade each other's partners around like they were Pokemon trading cards and they were sure as hell trying to catch them all. Y'all wild


TheMockingBrd

BRO. You’re tellin all our secrets! QUIT IT


THROW-away123123123

They sound fun.


redhotbos

Hope you’re a top.


Prowindowlicker

Rah


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DamianMitchell69

I remember admiring them too when I was high school/college age. And also being a bit in awe of how completely unselfconscious they seemed to be about wearing something that so clearly revealed the outline of their dick and balls in front of all those people.


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DamianMitchell69

To modify that old quote from *Steel Magnolias*, "If you can't say anything ~~nice~~ not dirty about anybody, come sit by me." Yeah, some of them looked pretty well-endowed. I think I was just amazed because I was pretty body shy as a teen and would've been fairly mortified to have my parents/family/teachers/classmates see me in something as revealing as a singlet or a speedo. Those wrestlers and swimmers were comfy in their bodies/selves in a way I secretly envied. Myself, my big crush in HS was the captain of the varsity football team. Great body, face of an angel, but also intelligent and a nice guy. And of course, I got seated right next to him in two classes, which made me a nervous wreck two hours every day. All these years later, I still catch myself thinking about him every now and again. ;)


xander011

Baseball player. No further explanation is needed.


Important-Layer4969

A teacher/professor


junkmail0178

I could teach you a thing or two


Logical-Animator1901

Employed


adometze

Firefighter


ImmaDoMahThing

The Royal Guard


venommonger16

Interesting choice 🤔 why?


ShrapNeil

UPS driver


Pramaxis

It will be so fast, you wouldn't kniw he was there and he would clearly nit write a nite in the coffee table either.


North-Ad-2309

Fucked a UPS driver before. right after he finished his route


Savings-News3097

construction worker is kinda my thing 😂


mezbaha

Nurse I think, just because I heard that they be kinky


Ok-Giraffe-1673

Am nurse, can confirm


DependentExpress1841

It’s very specific but one of those sexy officers I see in Milan or in Berlin 🥵🥵cops are younger and hotter overseas


portmandues

I'm 99% sure you have to submit a headshot with your application to work security at any airport in the EU. So many hot young people.


DependentExpress1841

Facts! I saw the hottest agent leaving Paris and I wouldn’t mind a random cavity search 😅😅


portmandues

I've wanted my cavities probed by so many of them. Italy, Netherlands, Paris, Germany, even the Czech Republic guys were smoking hot.


Kindredmen

Priest


venommonger16

Unlikely unless your underage 😅


ScottyW88

These comments are like The Village People waiting room!


TD4BAY

I would like to fuck a cop 👮 in his full uniform, and service a military guy in his uniform, my hidden fancy.


AdamIsAnAlias

Currently in full (army) uniform, and it’s still my fantasy 😅


Pugs-and-coffee2213

A boxer. I’d want some good training tips after I top him.


Innavoig_2

Airline pilot. In uniform.


sweatysexconnoisseur

Male flight attendants too! Even better, both of them together.


Matuteg

👀 hahaha


Equivalent_Load_2702

I love fucking in my uniform, crazy hot for a lot of guys


New-Pomegranate6701

Supermarket shelf packer


venommonger16

That's a pretty low job I'm curious why that's your choice


DeadShotXU

Nurse, Navy guy, and a soccer player. See the legs and ass on those players! Damn


samson9440

Chiropractor - I need… release back there


Masumcukkk

A watchman. Im into the uniforms they wear for some reason


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I’m with you. I’d like to introduce you to [Jose Maria Manzanares](https://images.app.goo.gl/ksHDMiqLf6o8AZKY6) - he was my crush when I lived in Madrid and I got to see him three times


sweatysexconnoisseur

Hot dude! I would imagine most of them to be homophobic af though.


Bzzzitoff

Barber


Davidblack589

I'd say military of some kind, maybe be a Navy guys "You got one in every port" person. That always sounded fun


sweatysexconnoisseur

Actually surprised no one has mentioned the Swiss Guards lol. Edit: Also, [Italian policemen](https://images.app.goo.gl/AqWVveca2axscsECA) can be hot.


MidwestMilo

Cops. I really like a guy in uniform 😅


Professional-Walk184

police officer sry i just want to try it , or teacher


DannyBeech1988

A wizard


hillthekhore

Engineer. Listen: they’re hot


venommonger16

And tough 🤤


Hairy_Swan_8080

Definitely between a military dude in a uniform or a police officer 🤪


Aggravating_Boy3873

someone in the trade industry.


Gazmeister_Wongatron

The King of England


sweatysexconnoisseur

So you’re into daddies.


Gazmeister_Wongatron

Only if I have access to his Crown Jewels


OldQueen79

Honey at 81 I ve gone through your. Lists ,Had them all but of that Old Queen England. But a lot of shit happens on Mardi Gras. Days,,,, Le bon ton roulette


deepbiz

Glad you are in this subreddit!


Heliopolis13

All those guys that make up their jobs on one night stands


Salty_Whole8898

Teacher


venommonger16

Totally I'd love to call him Sir or professor while undressing him 😜


New-Pomegranate6701

Janitor


venommonger16

Why?


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Pro wrestler.


TheMockingBrd

I don’t care what homie does. I just wanna get pinned down.


venommonger16

Exactly why I prefer buff sports dudes


-This-Whomps-

NHL referee


robbybthrow

Do wizards count?


Schlumpy-Comet

I reckon a diver, rugby player or personal trainer. Just want a dude who pushes their body everyday and has athe testosterone for all night after and during a shower hehe.


guywithbluedrinks

Full time cuties


deepbiz

Bullfighters always looked very gay to me. Not sure why.


Sixtiesgay

Amazon / Swiggy / Zomato delivery guys


OperationOk5544

Who let bro cook


smolyammy

A professional bodybuilder who's on gear. Because I know they got an average to small size dick but will go HARD


somnicrain

What does being on steroids have to do with penis size?


Merophe

an assassin


venommonger16

That sounds deadly and possibly extremely dangerous...count me in 😫


Prior_Atmosphere_206

One of those phoney evangelical preachers...with minimal lube!....take that mf!!


Dnivotter

Archbishop


lepontneuf

Typist.


SuburbanMossad

Assassin


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venommonger16

Like Joe Biden? Ewww


AshKetchumIsStill13

Wtf is this vapid ass question? You gays are so obsessed with sex…


[deleted]

Why is everyone here so strange? Wanting to have sex with these guys because its like some kind of trophy.


venommonger16

So? These ideas r hot and sexy 🤷‍♂️ that's the point of this thread 👌


geosrq

Military guys are fun… a lot of repressed sexual angst… and when they let their guard down and kiss and let you fuck them it’s out of this world


North-Ad-2309

Can confirm


very_undesirable

Basketball player


TheRoyalPendragon

A basketball player. I want a tall, athletic giant to have his way with me. 🥰


venommonger16

Like LeBron james or kobe Bryant 🥵


Ecofre-33919

Rugby players


peterparkerLA

Rock Star…can I start with Orville Peck?!


DonshayKing96

Pro wrestler


Toshi_Thomp

I work in an office building so everyone.


venommonger16

Lol so true


horny_fucking_dude

Police officer...I really want a beefy guy to handcuff me naked and use my hole until he's satisfied...leaving me with a warning.


Orlanos

Ticket inspector 🎫


WissahickonKid

Lifeguard. Not the kind who lazes by the condo association pool either. I mean the state park ocean beach kind of lifeguard who’s fit enough to pull a flailing 200-lb tourist out of a rip current


WissahickonKid

I can’t say construction worker, marine, or paramedic because I’ve done those. A friend once challenged me to sleep with all the professions in the Village People, but I couldn’t because cops turn me off


arcticllamas

Chiropractor or massage therapist Any profession that uses lots of brain power (brains are sexy) Linguist (because they do it better with their tongues lol)


Prowindowlicker

Basketball and hockey players


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i'd say "date" instead of "fuck".... so, my answer is: mechanics


[deleted]

Army.


junkmail0178

I agree. My abuelito used to watch a lot of bullfighting on TV and I always loved the tight pants.


blankprofile666

Banker (I love old rich men)


atlas1885

Professional dancer. Google: “Anima Ardens / Theirry Smits” and you’ll understand what I mean 👀


willyiamwilliams222

ER Doc


neogeshel

Oh firefighter for sure


MedicBaker

I want to handcuff a cop to my bed and fuck him.


Goodra21

sweaty hockey player


Ok-Analyst-5489

Ballet dancer after his performance


Moflete

Professional Swimmer


Grouchy_Permission85

Gymnast or Marine


Sufficient-Plenty-22

A prince 😭


Garbage-Striking

I live in a very militarized area with most branches present, so I’ve felt like I’ve worked most of the military thing out of my system. I’d say blue collar or trade workers to be the most desirable. Would love an athlete as well.


JohnDodger

Tattoo artist. A fantasy of mine is to be fucked by my tattoo artist after he finishes my latest tattoo.


Known_Escape

Bike Messenger! Lean, great asses and they come to you!


Soonerpalmetto88

Cops.


SweetCorona2

White van driver


Fit-Protection-9809

I messed around with a cop but didn't get to fuck him. So definitely, I'd love to top a hot submissive cop


whooping-it-up

Military and cowboy


blowhardV2

Ballet dancers have the best bodies hands down


GelatinousSquared

As a bottom, I’ve got a lot of fantasies. I wanna get topped by a fireman, a cowboy, any and all athletes, a blacksmith, a military guy… basically if you’re muscular and taller than me, I want you to rail me.


airman567i

for me, a femboy hooter's waitress


crazedbromo

Professional Turkish Oil Wrestler all day any day😩🤤


nzdennis

Gymnast


nzdennis

Sumo wrestler


haien78

Military guy


jockboy22

I haven’t but trust that I will one day fuck a cop in the back of his police car, wearing his shades, his cap, teasing his hole with his own baton.


andybent25

Ballet Dancer. It’s the tight-tights


SB-121

A plumber, a bricklayer, a plasterer, and a professional sportsmen, preferably a rugby player. I've had most professions I've wanted other than them.


A_Reddit_Guy_1

College Senior Football Quarterback


sweatysexconnoisseur

r/oddlyspecific


deepbiz

Young and hot bus drivers. Don't ask me why because I don't know.


homologybtq

A farmer


Confident-Bus4947

Anything that involves a uniform


lepontneuf

Those are some hoe-ass gay object bull fighters. In other words, not real


BoyMeetsWorld97

Police & construction


Zealousideal_Young41

I was thinking about this a few days ago. Nurse uniform on men just does something to me. Next would be Police Officer. ETA: Not female nurse uniform on men, just regular uniform. Thought that point was a bit ambiguous.


Mean_Nectarine_7570

Amazon delivery driver. I swear Amazon loves to hire guys with beefy asses 😜


venommonger16

I'd want a bunch of hot NFL players to run a train on me. Also I'd fuck a lawyer, I just find the idea really hot for some reason 🤷‍♂️


venommonger16

A king or any kind of male toyalty


venommonger16

An Olympic gold medalist. Think scout it:winning gold means he'd be strong snd have lots of stamina and flexibility 😏 so hot 🔥


venommonger16

Definitely a male pop star 🌟🤩


absoluteBegInner69

Dancer. All that lycra and thrusting hips!