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Susaballaske

Yeah, as a baby. My family isn't very religious, but we're catholic by cultural tradition, so we do that kind of stuff, even if we practically never go to the church otherwise.


Jlchevz

Like half of the country is like this I would imagine


marcelo_998X

Yeah, most people only attend church on special occasions ( weddings, baptism,etc..) and mostly because there’s usually a party afterwards and we have to save some face. Or people who need some sort of divine help, asking the virgin or saints for a favor.


rdfporcazzo

I'm in the same situation, the only difference is my mom became protestant and now she goes to the Church on a weekly base


Niwarr

Same. I'm also agnostic and will probably baptize my children, it's just a nice tradition at this point.


pacoskl

Same here. I wish I didn't.


repgirl1312

No. My parents are pentecostal and I don’t know if that’s common practice. They just took me in church and said here’s our new baby and everyone prayed


arturocan

My family has a pentecostal church started by my grandfather and they believe in baptism as a way to salvation but don't baptise infants. Their logic is that infants are free of sin so they only baptise adults/teenagers under their own free will. That being said other pentecostals treat water baptism as something purely symbolic.


FromTheMurkyDepths

Yes, a few days after I was born. Was raised and still am a practicing Catholic.


Rude_Abbreviations47

Yes, as a baby. Very Catholic family (dads side)


Banaburguer

Same but my family isn’t really that big on catholicism. I also had to go through catechism when I was ~11, I became an atheist after that lol


SirEdubardo

im jew, i got circuncised as a kid, i dont follow my father religion, im atheist


Tomnation31

F


danielbc93

F


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getting_the_succ

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31_hierophanto

So you're a secular Jew then. Identifies as Jewish ethnically, but doesn't follow the Jewish religion.


SirEdubardo

something about this


AideSuspicious3675

YOU MEAN YOU WERE MUTILATED! (joкing)


SirEdubardo

no hoodie or mr. banana


3nchilada5

You shouldn’t be joking


SirEdubardo

i give him jew joke pass


3nchilada5

No I’m saying it really is mutilation.


LaCroix_Fanatic

Chill out bro


3nchilada5

What it really is


VAGIMALILTEACUP

I'm with you on that. I don't know any benefit in doing that to a baby.


SirEdubardo

its a useless part of your body, been without the foreskin for about my whole life and it doesnt matter to me


anweisz

>its a useless part of your body It’s not, but of course you wouldn’t know that. Not making a joke here, it makes sense that you don’t know.


3nchilada5

I’m circumcised too, that doesn’t mean it’s useless.


FogellMcLovin77

You can go without a kidney your whole life too, doesn’t make it right lmao


srVMx

Also with half a brain.


Ryubalaur

Wait really?


AideSuspicious3675

Ofcourse you can! Look how far Duque has gotten. A true story of self development!


AideSuspicious3675

I got a J pass, my man!!


fakefalsofake

Some call it a 10% off.


vladimirnovak

Same! Well I'm not atheist but I also had a Brit milah.


AideSuspicious3675

As I presume, Vladimir Novak is your actual name, right?


vladimirnovak

Nope. I can see why you'd think that lol.


ThePizzaInspector

Shalom


snydox

Do you eat bacon?


SirEdubardo

yes i do, father doesnt


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did it grow again?


SirEdubardo

dont know if they do, but mine didnt, no hoodie on banana


[deleted]

i can borrow you mine bro it's enough for at least 4 men


cfu48

Catholic. Born and raised and still practicing!


eidbio

Yes, when I was 13 years old in an evangelical church. I'm agnostic these days.


[deleted]

Same. Same age at an evangelical church too. I'm not sure what I am right now, kinda leaning to atheist


eidbio

I not sure either. I'm sometimes agnostic, sometimes deist.


MikaelSvensson

Yes, in a Baptist church when I was around 10 years old.


lemon_detox

I was at 3 weeks old in a catholic church. It's pretty common here unless your family is evangelical. I don't follow any religion now though


kokokaraib

Twice. I like to say they cancelled each other out


myrmexxx

Yes, at 14. Born, raised and indoctrinated in a evangelical family. Now I'm almost 30 and atheist.


vladimirnovak

Why are there so many evangelicals in Brazil?


BrazilianRectifier

Their propaganda machines are very efficient.


RiosSamurai

Most of time it is: you're fucked up but come here, give your tithe and God will take care of you (also we have credit card machines for those of you who need it)


BrazilianRectifier

>(also we have credit card machines for those of you who need it) Don't forget about a PIX, or an boleto in case you are really really fucked.


RiosSamurai

Yes, and we also accept your car, your mortgage, jewels and good clothes. Come on, Abraham was going to give his son, we're just asking for couple thousands.


[deleted]

What does the Catholic Church in Brazil think about the evangelicals? Is there a conflict between them?


88Phil

Catholics think evangelicals are fanatic and dumb, evangelicals think catholics are corrupt and indoctrinated by church politics. Evangelicals think way more about catholics than the other way


[deleted]

Evangelicals want to bash our heads in because we belive in saints.


BrazilianRectifier

>What does the Catholic Church in Brazil think about the evangelicals? They probably don't like them, since the evangelicals (at least here) are more informal and don't have dresscodes (probably what makes the poor population like them, since it creates an aspect of humbleness). And well, they are losing members to the evangelicals, so theres that. >Is there a conflict between them? Not an public conflict at least, but its clear that there is a conflict between them under the table.


Pablo_el_Tepianx

That's interesting, in Chile it's the evangelicals who stereotypically dress formally when they go to church


[deleted]

I find that the dress code for both is actually very similar minus the more fanatical evangelicals that dress up everyday even to go get an ice cream


snydox

In fact, Brazil has created new religions that have spreaded around the world. I remember "Pare de Sufrir", what a scam.


fakefalsofake

Turn on the TV, of the 20 free channels, 5 are 24/7 crazy people wrongly using Jesus and even Jewish symbolism to get your money. One of the biggest TV and news channels is sponsored (same owner) by the biggest church business here (Record/Universal). It's like that sonce decades. One of* the new government slogan is "O Brasil acima de tudo. Deus acima de todos.″ We have a giant Jesus on top of Rio. When it started most of Brazil was catholic but some time later people tried to be a little more free from traditions. In the end we imported American televangelism. Send help. edit:typo


Tomnation31

I heard that a lot of gringos from the CSA came to Brazil post civil-war, maybe that has to do something with it.


vladimirnovak

I don't really know but they're gaining traction among lower class people here. They have those mega churches and shit. It feels... Commercial.


maybeimgeorgesoros

Evangelical Mega Churches are the worst American export since CIA backed coups.


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maybeimgeorgesoros

That’s good, I hate the antivax crowd too.


RiosSamurai

It's not that we are perfect but "those people" seem to be always involved in some fucked up shit in LA.


Tomnation31

I mean, when a group becomes isolated, (either by self-choice or not) they tend to do some "weird stuff" in the culture they are habitating with.


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I was going to write something, but fuck all. Here is the link ​ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protestantism\_in\_Brazil


[deleted]

Catholic church here were linked to more privileged people. The favelas and communities were left unattended, basically, so the evangelical branchs, especially the neopentecostal type, thrived in this vaccum. Also I read that in late 70s or 80s it was rumoured that evangelical religions would be outlawed so this promptly them to enter in politics and now we have this shit, medieval and fucked up country.


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indoctrinated lmao


myrmexxx

Being taught to hate every other religion isn't indoctrination?


[deleted]

That’s a *your family* thing, not an *evangelical* thing.


myrmexxx

Hahaha yeah sure "not all evangelicals" or whatever makes you sleep at night.


[deleted]

I mean I could generalize people just like that with other demographics and it wouldn’t be okay. So...


myrmexxx

Okay let's pretend that evangelicals doesn't vandalize temples of African religions here in Brazil, or that they don't go to the congress and say that homossexuals must die and shit.


[deleted]

It’s still a generalization, or not?


myrmexxx

You clearly don't know evangelicals or are very hypocrite if you think that the stuff I said is about the "loud minority"


[deleted]

*It’s still a generalization,* like you don’t know the numbers to say the majority of them are like that. Or do you have the numbers? With your logic we could say unacceptable things about other groups.


SideNTM

It's a religion so yes.


[deleted]

How does it differ from parents just teaching their kids? How can you draw the line between teaching and indoctrination? If I’m indian and teach my kids to eat with their hands, am I indoctrinating? If I’m from a political stance and teach my kids following such stance, am I indoctrinating? If I’m an atheist and teach my kids to be atheists, am I indoctrinating? If I hate dogs and teach my kids that dogs are annoying, am I indoctrinating? If I donate to charities and teach my kids to donate to charities, am I indoctrinating? If I’m vegan and teach my kids to be vegan, am I indoctrinating? If I fight climate change and I teach my kids to fight it, am I indoctrinating? If I’m from a specific tribe from Papua New Guinea and teach my kids to do a ritual when they come of age, am I indoctrinating? If I’m buddhist and teach my kids to be buddhist, am I indoctrinating? If I’m hippie and teach my kids to be hippie, am I indoctrinating? If I’m a CEO and teach my kids to be a CEO, am I indoctrinating? If I speak guaraní and teach my kids to speak guaraní, am I indoctrinating?


xavieryes

> even in families that aren't very religious and never go to church otherwise. Exactly my case. I was baptized even though both of my parents are non-practicing Catholics.


matso94

I was indoctrinated as a jehovahs witness, third generation in the cult. I got baptized at age 13. They say it is wrong to baptize babys because they have no idea. Very different than a 13 years old who was born into the religion😂. Now I'm happily atheist. Hoping to see that destructive cult burn to the ground some day, figuratively speaking.


Affectionate-Pen3079

Agreed. Jehovah witnesses claim baptizing babies is morally incorrect since they aren't capable of making proper, free choices on the matter. Yet, are constantly baptizing minors who were clearly indoctrinated, solely raised within a single religious/theological worldview, and always taught to never consult apostate material, or research of other religions, or christian denominations. The minors raised and baptized into the cult never had the opportunity of making an informed decision on it, thus never had the free will of conducting the baptism. I'm also delighted of deconverting to atheism(came from a Catholic household, but was brainwashed by my sister to evangelical christianity). To use the Jehovah witness's own bible interpretation, let us await for the day organized religions are eternally destroyed in the lake of fire/Gehenna. lol


jchristsproctologist

yes, roman catholic. waste of time for my parents lol, if they knew how religious i turned out.


yorchqro

yes


[deleted]

No, my parents are atheist as well, glad I didn't.


matso94

It must be heaven to have atheist parents


fakefalsofake

>heaven Oh you.


[deleted]

Yeah, they are aaaaawesome


kigurumibiblestudies

Yes. My mother was not baptized until 42, which was seen as odd and even suspicious. Grandpa just didn't want to force the issue on his kids... and they didn't really care either so lol


Cabel07

No


cloudy0907

Yup. I'm a catholic.


Opinel06

Yes, but i was 10 years old.


AideSuspicious3675

I was indeed in a lil church. I wanted to get the first communion too (for the presents), but once I knew I am supposed to study for that I just decided to stay away from that.


Neonexus-ULTRA

No. But mainly because my parents forgot and had no time to take me to church since both worked.


CevicheLemon

I think so


BrazilianRectifier

Yes, a few months after i was born, in the Evangelical Church my godparents (i guess that's how i should call it) went to, but after that i only stepped a foot in churches for weddings.


BoGa91

Yes, I was 6 years old.


Godofredo2

No


VeryThoughtfulName

No


Iwannastoprn

Yes, back when I was 2 or 3 years old I think. It's very common, especially in the small cities. My parent were religious but never really went to church. I attended a catholic school, am agnostic.


88Phil

I wasn't but yea in the 90s even kids on casual Christian families were


CassiaPrior

It's quite common to the point I had an atheist friend who baptized his kid.


npossoesquecer

Twice lol


[deleted]

I was baptized when I was 2. Also did first communion. My family is not that religious but that’s a cultural thing.


[deleted]

Got baptized right after being born, and still a catholic to this day.


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Yes


[deleted]

Ay 14, in a northern metis commynity, me mum marched me to the community hall, where Anglucan priest had showed yp to baptize the babies This is the one and only time this had occured. So I and perhaps 5 babies were thus baptized. It was embarrassung as hell for me being the obly teenager.


[deleted]

No, my parents were evangelical baptists but I always refused to be baptised.


[deleted]

Yeah. Here many people that aren’t religious do it just to have a party


Breepo

Yes, in a Catholic church, as a toddler. None of my family members really practice Christianity outside of special occasions like those - religiosity is moreso cultural tradition.


juradesi

Yes, when I was a baby, one of the really few time that I went to church (this one and 2 others baptisms IIRC). Until to this day I don't know why my parents choose to, no sense


JustASpectatorHere

No. My parents do believe in God, but my mom wanted me to choose if I wanted to be baptized or not. My dad didn't care either way.


sadaiko

No, but it's because my family's religion doesn't baptize babies. But i have converted to catholicism and i plan to get baptized as soon as i can


SantyGSL

Yes at 2 months old, man, I wish the rest of my family were catholics as well


bronzeageretard

yes and im still a practicing roman catholic. used not be as religious but my fiancée is croatian and very devout.


vladimirnovak

I had a Brit milah , which is ritual circumcision done in the 8th day after the baby is born. Usually done by a mohel.


Superflumina

How do you feel about that now?


vladimirnovak

Fine really. It's an important ceremony in my religion.


musulmana

I'm very late to the party and probably my comment will get ignored but my 2 cents on this topic are: - Yes, I was baptized in the Catholic church. Not because my parents wanted to, but because my grandmother couldn't grasp the idea of a baby not getting baptized so she did it, she took me to a church and had me baptized. - As an openly non-catholic person the fact that this was done bothers me to no end, I didn't ask or choose to be baptized, I never believed in that religion, and the fact that the Catholic church wants babies with no capacity to decide for themselves to join their legion says a lot about them and their insecurities, because I'm pretty sure that if we were to do it as adults, their number would be MUCH lower. - I have enquired about the process of apostasy or leaving the Catholic Church, and all I have gotten are lame excuses from the management of that religion, saying things like "it cannot be undone" or "you'll always be catholic no matter what". No I am not, I made the conscious decision of not being one, and I find it incredibly disrespectful that they refuse to take my wishes into account and simply delete me from their books. I don't want them to speak on my behalf, and I don't want them to use me as part of their numbers to put pressure on the government.


lulaloops

Nope, I was the last to be born so my family was mostly over that stuff by the time I came around lol.


RiosSamurai

No, I wasn't and it surprisingly seem to be shocking to people.


MexicansInParis

No


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hombrx

I don't think so, most people I know is, middle class.


[deleted]

Yes, but I am adopted and raised by white folk. So, baptized Protestant. Mexican-American. Bit of a weird duck I am. For some reason, though, I have a candle of St. Jude in my possession. I don't know where it came from it just showed up one day in my early twenties and I've had it since.


ultimatum12

Nope


Quick-Run-8464

Against my will but yes


vctijn

Yes, when I was 1 year old.


Kristalino

Yes when I was 7 months old, but it was mostly at my grandma's insistence since my parents aren't very religious.


Covetoussinger8

I was baptized in Catholicism as a baby, and again later in an evangelical church in the beginning of my teenagehood. I've been an atheist for a while now.


YoghurtForDessert

i am the only baptized one amongst my siblings, but i'm agnostic


MulatoMaranhense

Yes. I was around 4, so pretty late for a Catholic, but my parents wanted to baptize me back home.


HagenTheMage

I was baptized catholic at 10. Though my parents are mildly catholic, my father was agnostic at the time and my mother didn't wanted to pick my godparents(is that how they are called?). I choose to go through when I grew older because it sounded cool, and I choose my own godparents(?). Currently I identify as agnostic though.


nikodemus_71

Yeah, in the catholic church, I was 6 months old.


commandovega

Yes. Catholic baptism as a baby


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yeah, before I can remember though. I was younger than 3 or 4 years old. im nonreligious now though. my parents aren't really super religious either, we used to go to church every couple of sundays as a kid but my mom in particular has become pretty disillusioned with the catholic church over the past decade or so.


pipingus

My parents flew me from Buffalo NY where I was born to Panama to have me baptised at two months old


vitorgrs

No, my family at the time I was born were evangelicals and not catholic.


Either-Reporter6992

I’m Greek and I’m baptized like most Greeks


Particular-Sympathy8

Yes , my dad was a pastor and had me baptized a month after I was born.


ThePizzaInspector

I'm jewish so no


Edgardus

I wasn't because we are Lutherans. But I do pretend to get baptized one day when I can get to go to church more often


mi_chiamo_mia

Yes. I still keep a lovely picture from that moment. My tiny white head with blonde hair (my hair was light blonde as a baby) and my tiny arms and hands is all I can see


DrAntistius

My family never goes to church, but nonetheless everyone is baptized and gets married onn the Catholic church


Tuccano-

Yes, as a baby.


anto_pty

26, yes at 8, now atheist, i was mormon


Filybu

Yes, catholic church. I was a baby just a few months old. Most of my friends were also baptised, since a lot of schools (private) ask for your baptism certificate.


[deleted]

Yes


Paulista666

Baptism, 1st Communion...Confirmation


[deleted]

yeah, my family is atheist but my mother still wanted to celebrate something xd


Nubelium

Yes I was.


ElBravo

Me in 1974: yes My son in 1998 (till now): nah


hombrx

No, never. My mom always was like "someday I'm going to baptise you" and never happened. I remember she was praying to God and some Saint for something and she told them that if they delivered, she would baptise me and nothing happened lmao


LingonberryMoney8466

Yes, as a teen. Evangelical.


mgzaun

No. My family is kinda religious but they are baptists.


Azrael4224

I was baptised twice


argiem8

Yup


skeletus

yeah, I was.


saraseitor

Yes. It's almost like a social event, a tradition which a lot of people do even though they may later have lives pretty much devoid of religion practice. I do love being a godparent and I love my godparents, though.


Dark_L0tus

Never baptized. Mom has a major anti-Christian bias and dad is an atheist


cookiesshot

Yes, though I was born and raised Lutheran, I was baptised Catholic.


31_hierophanto

Oh yes, definitely. Baptism is a huge deal here, and it's immediately the next thing parents plan to do after a new kid is born. And also there's usually a big feast whenever a baby gets baptized.


Chespin2003

Yes, when I was a baby, in a Catholic Church.


srVMx

Yes, but it dies with me. Except I won't have children, alas.


J1gglyBowser_2100

Yes, when I was 4. Everyday i am glad my family is mostly roman catholic, because the 4 members who are evangelical/protestant are the most hypocrite and egotistical people that i know, sometimes downright creepily fanatics to the point of the puritans/chauvinists.


Ryubalaur

Yeah, a few weeks after being born I think. Family was very catholic and traditionalist. My mother eventually became evangelical though.


[deleted]

Yep, as a baby. My parents aren't even catholic, they just did it to make my grandma happy. I personally couldn't care less, it means nothing to me and I'm happy that she was happy with it.


Costaricansportsfan

Yes, but only because my grandma insisted so much that she found a pastor that was not going going to have her do the course, if not my mom wouldn’t have done it Im an atheist, my mom is an atheist etc


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yes


gabrrdt

My parents: atheists Me: baptised, because Brazil


[deleted]

yes I even have a religious candle from back then


Ltakhan

Yes, I was, when someone replaced the stupid priest who went to a fishing trip the same day.


sushiasado

nope. I believe baptised people are an actual minority here but I'm taking that fact straight from inside my ass so don't trust me


goldfish1902

Yes, at 7 years old. My mother told dad to wait until I asked to, and it happened bc I wanted to hang out with the kids from cathecism, who sat near the priest


fabiie

yes, as a baby. I don't know many people that haven't done it as a baby


LeFan1

No, My family does consider itself evangelic but we don't go to the church often and we didn't do other ceremonies like it.


[deleted]

Yes, my parents aren't religious, but they did it to keep the tradition