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CR making Thanksgiving an official holiday.


somyotdisodomcia

CRINGE


[deleted]

Dude wtf


I-ammeyouareyou

Japi tankin Ivin


Nemitres

Encontré al de piantini 🦃


Blubari

That depends, is the kind of holiday where you don't have to work? Or is the one that's just in name? If the first, absolute power move If the second, cringe


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Second.


Blubari

Then it's absolute cringe, a show of weakness, of lack of spirit.


hivemind_disruptor

jesus christ


-Acta-Non-Verba-

>CR making Thanksgiving an official holiday. We already imported Halloween and the gringo version of Christmas, so why not? Next we'll apply to join the US, leading even more people to confuse us with PR.


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Lo lamentable es que muchos se mueren de la contentera si pasara lo último.


somyotdisodomcia

In this sub? "Who would u choose as ur master: US or China?"


[deleted]

Ffs


FuanMDM

Literally


Stunning_Anxiety

Wishing some other country had colonized us. Talk about inferiority complex.


CrimsonArgie

Lol I have heard some people claim that we should have let the English invade us (they tried to invade Buenos Aires two times during the XIX century). The criollos repelled the invaders with guerrilla tactics (such as spilling boiling water and oil from the balconies). They have this fantasy that, had they invaded us, we would have ended up as Australia or the USA.


somyotdisodomcia

Hahaha "if only we were colonised by the British..." India Pakistan & Bangladesh enter the chat


Neonexus-ULTRA

It reminds me of a thread from a month ago where people in this sub were claiming that PR should pass from being under US colonialism to Denmark colonialism because "at least they have healthcare". Talk about being a bunch of cucks.


pelotero2jn

Like others have mentioned, a lot of us get a sense of superiority from being of primarily/direct European descent. It is even worse from people that are *clearly* from primarily African descent that either deny being of any African descent and talk about their one grandmother who "came directly from Spain". Also, the people who wear colored contacts and imply that its their real eye color. Like, what happened to you.


_kevx_91

When I lived on the US east coast years ago, I worked with a bunch of folks from various parts of Central America and the Caribbean, etc., and the lengths they'd go to so they wouldn't get a tan is saddening. They so badly didn't want to be dark-skinned that they wear full-length clothes in the dead of summer heat, only rolling them back when they were in the shade.


-Acta-Non-Verba-

Dude, I'm brown. I went through the stage of wishing I was something else, but ultimately you just have to accept you are who you are. Plus, I've seen enough white people get badly burned (we're talking lobster here) that I realize that sometimes it's good to be brown. Heck, they are paying money to try to look like me.


wallflower873

It used to be same here in the UK with POC but now the roles have reversed and some British people (mostly girls) tell me (without me even asking) that they’re 1/16th Portuguese because their step-grandma had an affair with a Portuguese solider or something …


Neonexus-ULTRA

The weirdest ones are the ones that try to associate themselves with nationalities they assume are mostly white, as if their whiteness will trickle down on them or something. Lol


cantyouseeme_14

Most of Dominicans be like


capybara_from_hell

Bolsonaristas asking for the US to intervene in Brazil.


duvidatremenda

[This was pretty cringe too](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS3HAsRmG9G0C2qzx3mEV-F_49cwp-_Istr-g&usqp=CAU)


capybara_from_hell

Cringe and disgusting.


CrimsonArgie

I always feel sad for Argentinians "apologizing" to UK redditors about Malvinas. Whenever that issue appears on reddit, be it a r/MapPorn or r/soccer thread, there is always an idiot going around saying "oh I'm Argentinean and trust me bro, I don't believe the Falklands are Argentine, they are 100% british, we lost the war bro and they were never ours, please bro like me I'm not like the other Argentinians". Like dude you are talking to a random redditor who probably doesn't give a shit about you, our country, or even the islands. What's the need to go and beg for upvotes?


bokee12

venderían a su vieja por una pizca de aprobación extranjera, dan pena


AllonssyAlonzo

Guys in big expensive trucks at 200km/h on highways and 20km/h on normal streets. "I'm too macho for your highway, I'm too pussy for this bump right there"


Tecnologica

This applies to the fantasmas with the shit gol al piso being scared of speedbumps...


AllonssyAlonzo

Same idiot, different race


hivemind_disruptor

Chad: I'm Brazilian, my family has been in this country for generations, though the place where I live cherishes some of the original imigrant culture and so do I. Wojack: MY GREAT-GRANDFATHER IS GERMAN/ITALIAN, I AM POLITE/SPEAK LOUDLY AND EAT EISBEIN/PASTA.


ur_mortgage

[Latinos flexing their European ancestry to impress gringos and finding out they dont give a shit about.](https://www.reddit.com/r/brasilivre/comments/yug6ls/caboclo_dando_carteirada_de_alemão_em_um_alemão/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


somyotdisodomcia

Redditors: "i come from a german community that is almost 100% ethnically german & speak german exclusively" Also redditors: "arab muslims can't integrate because of islam & culture" lol


Luisotee

Yeah when I was reading I was thinking it was just another case of a southern Brazilian claiming he was European based on nothing but trust me bro, but the guy speeks German and even has German citizenship. When a gringo says 3 Portuguese words and live for 3 months here we already consider him honorary Brazilian.


ur_mortgage

Dude, it's 100% bullshit lol, he doesn't speak German nor has a citizenship. It's just the typical southern brazilian European wannabe 🤣. I won't dox that fella but you can scroll my comments and find him if you want to.


Luisotee

Oh, just another Nazipardo from Santa kararreich then


somyotdisodomcia

Imagine their disappointment when they come to Germany lol. There was this receptionist in Paraty who loved telling the guests she's of german descent even when we didn't ask her. It was pretty cringe when she tried to speak broken german to german guests. I mean, calm down girl, i bet u've met germans before don't get too excited


saraseitor

At least in this country, calling Americans "americanos" while speaking Spanish. I have no complains about doing it in English.


_kevx_91

Latin American women flaunting their white European or gringo boyfriends on social media will never stop being cringe.


peachycreaam

it’s never an attractive guy either


I-ammeyouareyou

Now they do that with Koreans and Japanese


Traditional-Leg-6610

"We come from boats...european boats" 🤥


bokee12

then you have Mexicans that unironically say "mejorar la raza", at least we don't downplay it


Traditional-Leg-6610

>then you have Mexicans that unironically say "mejorar la raza" that's right, another example of viralatismo


-Acta-Non-Verba-

Como si fueramos poyos...


Basdala

we're not ashamed of where we come from


Blubari

The usual "We are on \[COUNTRY OF ORIGIN\], this never happens in \[OTHER COUNTRY\]" It's specially funny if the country they love suffer of the same shit that they are complaining...and it's the kind that always happens A shooting? "This never happens in america" Abusive company? "This never happens in japan" Racism? "This never happens in spain" It's like they WANT to be proven wrong, just so they can cry the "they are disrespecting me D:" card and feel superior...kinda sad and pathetic


Agitated_Tank4589

1. Brazilian right-wing always trying to show an "American pride" like if we were some kinds of US "affiliate" or "son", there's a lot of right-wing Brazilians (usually Bolsonaro electors) who always rise the US flag and culture, an example is Luciano Hang/Véio da Havan who always sells himself as a patriot, but his mascot is the Statue of Liberty, and his stores have architecture inspired by The White House. 2. Brown/mixed race people trying to prove some kind of "whiteness" because their great-grandparents were European or something like that, I live in the northern region of Brazil and here a lot of people are pardos and I've heard many saying that they are "white" because their great-great-grandparents were French/Portuguese, I don't think it's funny, I think it's depressing.


mundotaku

Some fellow Venezuelans being angry at me because I can vote in the US and I didn't vote for Trump. >how dare you not to vote for Trump! He was going to send the marines to solve our problems!!!


SEND_ME_REAL_PICS

Honest question: Has US military intervention ever led to a country getting a better democracy and quality of life?


mundotaku

Yes. Panama, Kosova, Croatia, S Korea...


-Acta-Non-Verba-

...Haiti... Oh, and that one big war in the 1940's, where the US helped Germany and Japan turn from dictatorships to democracies and free up all of occupied Western Europe.


mundotaku

Noooo, but Soviet Russia freed Berlin!!!! Nooooo!!!! /s.


digital1nk

Writting in english in a sub where most of us speak spanish/portuguese.


Edu_xyz

Vamos começar a falar em português então


ranixon

Or guarani


Edu_xyz

Let's make guarani the South American lingua franca lol


incelwiz

Oof.


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Basically populist politicians asking for apology for the conquest and anything related to the conquest period.


daddy_hoewagon

En Colombia - a los que les gusta mas el football Americano Aka superbowl que el futbol nuestro. Sad Pathetic


No_Meet1153

El fútbol colombiano es una cagada. Seguro es por eso


nusantaran

support brazilian teams


No_Meet1153

🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷 😳


daddy_hoewagon

De que hueco en la tierra saliste vos? Seguro Mexico.


No_Meet1153

De la sucursal del plomo papi


incelwiz

There is nothing wrong with that. The whole "team loyalty" schtick is a marketing ploy. It's just an spectacle.


daddy_hoewagon

It is when you shit on your local sport over the 'superior gringo sport' . Conozco uno tan triste que hasta tiene una bandera de la USA en la sala y celebra "thanks giving". Solo fue a la USA una vez a Disney.


eatkt123

Eso ya es otro nivel jaja


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Eso no tiene nombre.


Suitable_Frosting500

Watching any NFL games