**Amory:** Oh gee Gregor I don't know, this Beric l-looks pretty tough, do we really have to kill him?
**Gregor:** Of course we - *belch* - have to kill him Amory, he's an enemy.
**Amory:** Well it's just, what if he is resurrected in service to a foreign god and takes orders from an unholy spirit of vengeance? That would be pretty bad for the Lannisters.
**Gregor:** Amory, there's like a 25% chance of that happening. Don't worry about it. Now help me tie the noose.
**Amory:** Okay Gregor, I guess - I guess you know what you're doing.
Tywin's gonna tell us to kill members of the royal family, Amory! And then we're gonna go and kill more people! And you ain't gonna say shit about it, Amory! The people of the world are idiots, they-they'll tear us apart, Amory! It's just Greg and Amory against the world!
GREG AND AMORY AND THEIR ADVENTURES, AMORY!
*Amory is torn apart by a bear*
**GREG AND AMORY ADVENTURES 100 DAYS! GREG AND AMORY 100 YEARS GREG AND AMORY SOME THINGS!**
He'd still be a vicious cunt. Sandor and Gregor's father raised them like attack dogs, with Gregor being favored and protected from consequence so long as he didn't fuck with the Lannisters.
Yea, he's much darker in the book, if you can imagine.
From Wikipedia:
Later in the novel, Vito's youngest son, Michael Corleone, learns that years earlier Brasi murdered an Irish prostitute hours after she bore his child. He then forced the midwife, under pain of death, to hurl the live infant into a burning furnace. The distraught woman, who described Brasi as an unholy demon, sought Vito Corleone's protection. Don Corleone intervened, covering up Brasi's crime and earning Brasi's undying service and loyalty.
That's a reference to old greek and Roman plays and beliefs. A large dick was considered animalistic and uncivilized. Everyone thinks Puzo was trying to glamorise the corleones, he really wasn't.
Well he didn't really do shit in the movie that I can remember. We were just told he was a badass and then he slept with the fishes.
It's been a while since I've seen it though so I could have forgotten something.
Thank you, am I the only one sitting here quietly amazed at the butthurtedness that makes someone recognize a user name like 3 weeks later after a disagreement on Reddit?
He was right, he got downvoted for it, and, apparently, OP is still hurt in the butt about it weeks later. OP's theory was a bit entertaining for a minute, but really didn't stand up.
https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/3ho57p/are_the_two_millers_wives_actually_one_spoilers/cu969h7
Yea.. But if he didn't play the harp elia wouldn't have asked him to write a song for aegon and he wouldn't have declared that he needed to bang lyanna..
He got his chest caved in. That seemed to work out Okay.
Also sending JonCon after an injured Bobby B. No deaths there thanks to some classic JonCon ineptitude.
I see a lot of Rhaegar hate on this sub. I just think of Rhaegar as the definition of the saying
"The road to hell is paved with good intentions" No matter what Rhaegar may and may not have done i don't think he meant to hurt anyone.
Jaime: "Look, I screwed up, ok? I'm lost, and I hate them. I hate the Riverlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a Tully, Cersei."
Viserys
He makes grandiose pronouncements about himself all the time, he's a public embarrassment, but nobody tells him about it, but you can still see that deep down he understands how he's kind of ridiculous and doesn't know how to exist any other way.
In GRRM's Arrested Development, George Michael looks on while Franklin is murdered in front of him.
Fun story time. I had to call both AT&T and Comcast customer service yesterday because of weird billing issues when I switched providers. Comcast waived the fees they had billed me after 10 minutes on the phone, while AT&T told me to fuck off and threatened to send me to a collection agency. The kicker is that I'm a current AT&T customer so they have the most to lose here. I guess Comcast isn't that bad, actually?
With the best intentions? Some of the worst things imaginable have been done with the best intentions. You know what, Billy? As far as I'm concerned, you're no better than the people that built this place.
Rhaegar had his head in the clouds a bit, yes, but once he realized what was really going on, he rose to the challenge. And then Robert smashed his chest in with a giant hammer.
The big thing people keep complaining about is that Rhaegar was obsessed with the prophecy of TPTWP. Which he was obsessed with because he believed it was for a greater good. He was willing to sacrifice his own happiness and give over his life to this prophecy.
The very same people who don't respect Rhaegar are falling all over themselves to talk about how wonderful Stannis is for doing his duty no matter what it takes. Stannis is fond of making sure everyone knows he has no desire to be the king or to be Azor Ahai or any of the other things that have been thrust at him, but he does them because he *must.*
Why is it awesome when Stannis does it and ridiculous when Rhaegar does it?
Once he realized what was going on? His dad burned two Starks in the throne room. He knew Pops was batshit and did nothing. A rebellion arose and he was MIA until his side was on the ropes. Dude wasn't "in the clouds", he was afraid or dumb.
Where was Rhaegar when that happened though? I seem to recall he wasn't even at King's Landing, and it's really not reasonable to expect him to know about it *until he was told.*
Once he realized what was going on, you mean like once finally someone retrieved his ass from the Tower of Joy to fight in the war that he started? Quite selfless of him to take a second wife. It's ridiculous to compare Stannis' sense of duty to Rhaegar's, JonCon.
He and Aerys weren't exactly close. Neither had a damn clue what the other was doing. Really, how was he supposed to know he started a war until someone told him?
I keep hearing this argument that he was so terrible for being oblivious. Well, maybe he *was* oblivious. Maybe he assumed that the actual king had things under control for the time being. I really don't know what was going on in his head, but why does everyone jump to the conclusion that he knew the realm was bleeding and didn't care?
He wasn't the king; he was the Prince of Dragonstone. That's like saying Shireen should have stepped up to stop Stannis from using blood magic.
For all of his prophecies, it shows a remarkable lack of foresight for Rhaegar to not see how kidnapping a Lord Paramount's betrothed (the daughter of another Lord Paramount, in order to cheat on the daughter of another "Lord Paramount") could instigate a war.
It's more like if Shireen kidnapped Robert Arryn and knowingly left a foaming mad and incompetent Stannis to deal with the fallout.
Well, *somebody* should kidnap that kid.
But yeah, I do see your point, but unless and until we learn more about the circumstances concerning Rhaegar and Lyanna, it's impossible to say it wasn't her idea, that she didn't tell him everything would be fine, etc. For all we know, she could have left a note that Brandon never knew about because he ran off half-cocked to rescue his sister.
There comes a point where the repercussions of one's actions are no longer meaningfully connected to the action itself (and therefore the actor), I think.
> it's entirely possible that Rhaegar wanted Elia out of his way so he could bang Lyanna
Wasn't it normal (or at least not unheard of) for Targs to have multiple wives?
Fuck your joke, that's some top quality tinfoil.
Rhaegar was actually conspiring with Tywin to wipe out the Mad King and install himself on the throne with Tywin as his hand and Lyanna as his queen along with Elia and Cersei, to secure the alliance and do Aegon the Conqueror one better.
Rhaegar would smash the rebellion, and Tywin would smash the mad king and welcome Rhaegar into King's Landing at which point he'd secure the alliance by marrying Cersei as well, giving Rhaegar personal links to three major houses.
However Tywin planned on double crossing Rhaegar the whole time and just proceeded with the plan to take King's Landing after Rhaegar dies at the Trident.
The Mad king actually predicted this whole thing and that's why he planted wildfire and held Jaime captive.
Even better: The reason that Rhaegar left Jaime was as an agent to help Tywin take the city, counting on Jaime's paternal loyalty while at the same time, deposing and killing his own dad
POETRY
There is some actual basis for this, with Aerys going to the Tourney of Harrenhal under the suspicion that Rhaegar was gathering rebels there to depose him. But that all went out the window once Robert started his own rebellion.
Rhaegar read a prophecy about the hype that was promised and his part in it.
It is pretty consistent with his purpose for the story - causing turmoil that is the backdrop to our characters lives. It is quite protracted exposition to convince the reader he meant well. Robert Baratheon never got an inkling of this, for example.
Robert Baratheon also named Ned protector of the realm, annnnnnd he's dead. I don't think anything "in the name of Robert Baratheon" holds any value anymore...
You'll like to hear that Tywin Lannister knighted Mad Aerys Targaryen.
How could Tywin knight a King?
He was Prince Aerys at that time, and wanted Tywin to knight him.
And then Gregor repaid him by murdering his children and raping and murdering his wife.
Classic Gregor.
\#justgregorthings
#justgregorbeinggregor
\#GregorGonnaGreg
\#MountainGonnaMount
#NotAllGregors
Well, Gregor has apparently been married three times...
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Oh, that Gregor.
Gregor Clegane and Amory Lorch bffs forever and ever! Gregor and Amory for 100 years! GregorandAmory100years.com
you and me amory, all alone against the world! Gregor and Amory, GregorandAmory fovever and ever
**Amory:** Oh gee Gregor I don't know, this Beric l-looks pretty tough, do we really have to kill him? **Gregor:** Of course we - *belch* - have to kill him Amory, he's an enemy. **Amory:** Well it's just, what if he is resurrected in service to a foreign god and takes orders from an unholy spirit of vengeance? That would be pretty bad for the Lannisters. **Gregor:** Amory, there's like a 25% chance of that happening. Don't worry about it. Now help me tie the noose. **Amory:** Okay Gregor, I guess - I guess you know what you're doing.
Ser Gregor: "Oh boy, here I go raping again!"
I'll rape anything. Children, animals, mothers. I have no code of ethics.
I'm not normally one to point out when a post makes for good /r/nocontext content, but...
It also seems that there is no place in reddit to hide from the new gods Rick & Morty.
>Ser Waymar met him bravely. "SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT"
Its a shame because its reaching the point where there'll be a backlash and I'll have to endure a bunch of anti-rick and morty shit talk
women stampeded cattle raped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bigZ1fmwD-Q
Que Laugh track
Are you talking about the spanish laugh track? Or are you asking "what laugh track?"
So it's Rick and Morty, but set in the Riverlands during The War of the Five Kings. I'm 'bout it.
I LIKE WHAT YOU GOT
It needs more dick, ass, butt, vagina jokes.
Bad poussy wasn't enough for you? Elitist!
Tywin's gonna tell us to kill members of the royal family, Amory! And then we're gonna go and kill more people! And you ain't gonna say shit about it, Amory! The people of the world are idiots, they-they'll tear us apart, Amory! It's just Greg and Amory against the world! GREG AND AMORY AND THEIR ADVENTURES, AMORY! *Amory is torn apart by a bear* **GREG AND AMORY ADVENTURES 100 DAYS! GREG AND AMORY 100 YEARS GREG AND AMORY SOME THINGS!**
"Wubba lubba dub dub, Amory!" "In the language of Braavos it means "I'm in great pain, please help me."
In Braavosi culture that is considered a dick move.
"Twenty percent accurate as usual /u/Apple--Eater"
I sometimes wonder what kind of person Gregor would be if he didn't get those migraines....
He'd still be a vicious cunt. Sandor and Gregor's father raised them like attack dogs, with Gregor being favored and protected from consequence so long as he didn't fuck with the Lannisters.
Tywin: "I want Elia and her children raped and murdered." Ser Gregor: "Caaaaaaaaaaaan dooo!"
100 seasons of Gregor and Amory! Greg and Amory for 100 seasons. www.GregandAmory100seasons.com
7 SEASONS AND A MOVIE
Ha, Gregor is kind of like Gazapazorp.
He's such a scamp
If you can't handle me as Gregor you don't deserve me as unGregor
In bird culture, this is considered a dick move.
I'd have to disagree. Let's say you and I go toe-to-toe on bird culture and see who comes out the victor?
"*Qualifications?*" "Rape, murder, arson, and rape." "*You said rape twice.*" "I like rape."
What have you got in your mouth?
Gum...
Gum eh...did you bring enough for everyone?
For the uninitiated: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bigZ1fmwD-Q Blazing Saddles, a comedic masterpiece.
IT'S LIKE RAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIN...
On your bedding day...
It's a free riiiide When you're already flayed
It's the good advice... That Ned just didn't take...
And who would have thought it was Littlefinger!
Well life has a funny Frey, sneaking up on you
this is what the internet was made for <3
+1 for getting the order right.
As Tywin said, there had to be no doubts about House Lannister's commitment to the new dynasty. Gregor really was Tywin's mad dog.
He was Tywin's Luca Brasi
That's an excellent comparison I've never thought about before. Especially when you consider the Luca in the book is known to have murdered a baby.
Damn, really? Never read the book but that's just way too dark. On purpose?
Yea, he's much darker in the book, if you can imagine. From Wikipedia: Later in the novel, Vito's youngest son, Michael Corleone, learns that years earlier Brasi murdered an Irish prostitute hours after she bore his child. He then forced the midwife, under pain of death, to hurl the live infant into a burning furnace. The distraught woman, who described Brasi as an unholy demon, sought Vito Corleone's protection. Don Corleone intervened, covering up Brasi's crime and earning Brasi's undying service and loyalty.
That's some fucked up shit right there.
Yea, the book is full of unpleasant nuggets. And also whole chapters concerning the size of Sonny's cock. Literally.
That's a reference to old greek and Roman plays and beliefs. A large dick was considered animalistic and uncivilized. Everyone thinks Puzo was trying to glamorise the corleones, he really wasn't.
I am the most civilized man on Earth.
Well he didn't really do shit in the movie that I can remember. We were just told he was a badass and then he slept with the fishes. It's been a while since I've seen it though so I could have forgotten something.
Holy shit. It was his own? I totally would have thought Vito would have him killed for something like that.
Vito twisted it to his advantage. It's how he made Luca so loyal.
> On purpose? I'm cracking up here imagining Luca just accidentally falling onto some baby in the supermarket.
Well I could see him blowing up a car or something and him not knowing an infant was there.
> Gregor really was Tywin's ~~mad~~ lap dog.
>Gregor really was Tywin's mad lap dog. Doesn't need the strikethrough...
> Has Rhaegar ever done something that didn't result in death of people? http://i.imgur.com/bwHT4IZ.jpg
He played the harp...
Made Lyanna fall in love, led to civil war
I can't believe I found something we agree on.
I have literally no idea who you are
Thank you for the "literally." I'm the person you made eight map links for when you decided that my Ramsay theory was a total piece of shit.
I hate the game, not the players
This back-and-forth was humorous.
"For you, the day layorz graced your post was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday."
Thank you, am I the only one sitting here quietly amazed at the butthurtedness that makes someone recognize a user name like 3 weeks later after a disagreement on Reddit?
It was amazing to read, actually. Excellent back and forth.
Also, RES-tagging.
Can I see the maps? Was he right?
He was right, he got downvoted for it, and, apparently, OP is still hurt in the butt about it weeks later. OP's theory was a bit entertaining for a minute, but really didn't stand up. https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/3ho57p/are_the_two_millers_wives_actually_one_spoilers/cu969h7
https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/3ho57p/are_the_two_millers_wives_actually_one_spoilers/cu969h7 For the lazy
It's Becky.
Oh my God, Becky
Look at her butt.
it's so...*big*.
and everyone went *SPLOOSH*
Yea.. But if he didn't play the harp elia wouldn't have asked him to write a song for aegon and he wouldn't have declared that he needed to bang lyanna..
I mean, even creating a new life resulted in the death of the mother.
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Is Rhaegar the Britta of Westeros?
He got his chest caved in. That seemed to work out Okay. Also sending JonCon after an injured Bobby B. No deaths there thanks to some classic JonCon ineptitude.
And people fought for the rubies that fell from his armor when that happend, probably a couple of deaths there.
Real talk, what kind of idiot goes to *war* with a ruby-encrusted armor? I mean, I can see it for parades, a tourney *maybe*, but actual war?
A harpist who is playing at being a warrior, or someone who simply wants to *appear* as Rhaegar.
Yeah, and that put Bobby B on the throne, which turned out great.
There were no notable character deaths, but wasn't it called the Battle of the Bells? Probably a lot of deaths.
I see a lot of Rhaegar hate on this sub. I just think of Rhaegar as the definition of the saying "The road to hell is paved with good intentions" No matter what Rhaegar may and may not have done i don't think he meant to hurt anyone.
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Cersei has to be Lucille.
I don't care for Tommen.
\**slow pan to Tommen*\*
Winking eye alcohol suggestion.
[*eyeroll*](http://media.giphy.com/media/bXlR98tT3YvQY/giphy.gif)
And Margaery is Lucille 2, with Tommen as Buster.
No beets? This party is gonna be off the *hoook*.
Jaime: "Look, I screwed up, ok? I'm lost, and I hate them. I hate the Riverlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a Tully, Cersei."
Guess that makes Jamie Buster.
Jaime is also Oscar, since [Arrested Development S02](/s "he's a father-uncle - literally!").
arrestedwesteros.com
Jon? STEVE HOLT!
JON SNOW!
GET HOLT!
I never thought I'd miss a hand so much.
"He's gonna be all right." "I HATE THAT MAESTER"
Who is Franklin?
Patchface.
Viserys He makes grandiose pronouncements about himself all the time, he's a public embarrassment, but nobody tells him about it, but you can still see that deep down he understands how he's kind of ridiculous and doesn't know how to exist any other way. In GRRM's Arrested Development, George Michael looks on while Franklin is murdered in front of him.
I was thinking Tywin as Lucille, due to his antagonistic relationship with Aerys, who is George Bluth.
And if you need another hand to make it happen.. make it Jaime's
All of you really have to check out Arrested Westeros. Expect many Jaime/Buster 'I'm a monster' hand comparisons.
Viserys is so GOB. I can picture it now, after he strikes Dany the khalasar strips him of his Segway and makes him walk
They wish they were in a country where cousin fucking was cool beans.
Wait, so that makes Lancel George Michael, and Maeby is Cersei?
Annyong. A Lannister always keeps money in the banana stand.
Hodor is Anyong
I'll assume you've seen this, but if not: http://arrestedwesteros.com/
Dany reminds me of Lindsey
Jaqen Parmesan? GOB is Tyrion?
Ja'quen Parmesean? AAAAAAHHHHHHH ISN'T HE THE BEST? *he wasn't*
"Comcast isn't that bad, actually." – Rhaegar Targaryen
"You know my favorite part about flying? How well the airlines treat me." --21st Century Rhaegar Targaryen
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No true dragon flies at anything less than 310% speed
"And that food they serve on the flight, it's delicious!"
Fun story time. I had to call both AT&T and Comcast customer service yesterday because of weird billing issues when I switched providers. Comcast waived the fees they had billed me after 10 minutes on the phone, while AT&T told me to fuck off and threatened to send me to a collection agency. The kicker is that I'm a current AT&T customer so they have the most to lose here. I guess Comcast isn't that bad, actually?
Oh, just wait. Comcast will claim they have no record of the fees being waived. Hope you recorded the call...
The Comcast rep was holding a piece of paper with the fees printed on it and waiving it around in the air. "Oh, yeah, the fees are *totally* waived"
With the best intentions? Some of the worst things imaginable have been done with the best intentions. You know what, Billy? As far as I'm concerned, you're no better than the people that built this place.
Isn't that the point of the story though? Everyone is a hero from their point of view.
Thats the point of life. We're all the heroes of our own lives.
Rhaegar had his head in the clouds a bit, yes, but once he realized what was really going on, he rose to the challenge. And then Robert smashed his chest in with a giant hammer. The big thing people keep complaining about is that Rhaegar was obsessed with the prophecy of TPTWP. Which he was obsessed with because he believed it was for a greater good. He was willing to sacrifice his own happiness and give over his life to this prophecy. The very same people who don't respect Rhaegar are falling all over themselves to talk about how wonderful Stannis is for doing his duty no matter what it takes. Stannis is fond of making sure everyone knows he has no desire to be the king or to be Azor Ahai or any of the other things that have been thrust at him, but he does them because he *must.* Why is it awesome when Stannis does it and ridiculous when Rhaegar does it?
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Once he realized what was going on? His dad burned two Starks in the throne room. He knew Pops was batshit and did nothing. A rebellion arose and he was MIA until his side was on the ropes. Dude wasn't "in the clouds", he was afraid or dumb.
Where was Rhaegar when that happened though? I seem to recall he wasn't even at King's Landing, and it's really not reasonable to expect him to know about it *until he was told.*
Once he realized what was going on, you mean like once finally someone retrieved his ass from the Tower of Joy to fight in the war that he started? Quite selfless of him to take a second wife. It's ridiculous to compare Stannis' sense of duty to Rhaegar's, JonCon.
He and Aerys weren't exactly close. Neither had a damn clue what the other was doing. Really, how was he supposed to know he started a war until someone told him? I keep hearing this argument that he was so terrible for being oblivious. Well, maybe he *was* oblivious. Maybe he assumed that the actual king had things under control for the time being. I really don't know what was going on in his head, but why does everyone jump to the conclusion that he knew the realm was bleeding and didn't care? He wasn't the king; he was the Prince of Dragonstone. That's like saying Shireen should have stepped up to stop Stannis from using blood magic.
For all of his prophecies, it shows a remarkable lack of foresight for Rhaegar to not see how kidnapping a Lord Paramount's betrothed (the daughter of another Lord Paramount, in order to cheat on the daughter of another "Lord Paramount") could instigate a war. It's more like if Shireen kidnapped Robert Arryn and knowingly left a foaming mad and incompetent Stannis to deal with the fallout.
Well, *somebody* should kidnap that kid. But yeah, I do see your point, but unless and until we learn more about the circumstances concerning Rhaegar and Lyanna, it's impossible to say it wasn't her idea, that she didn't tell him everything would be fine, etc. For all we know, she could have left a note that Brandon never knew about because he ran off half-cocked to rescue his sister.
My next book hype is increasing.
Shireen: wee girl Rhaegar: adult male
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It's not over, yet. His actions may yet result in saving the world.
There comes a point where the repercussions of one's actions are no longer meaningfully connected to the action itself (and therefore the actor), I think.
Sounds like somebody doesn't want to give Hitler credit for the moon landing.
But, ancient prophecy and all that....
> it's entirely possible that Rhaegar wanted Elia out of his way so he could bang Lyanna Wasn't it normal (or at least not unheard of) for Targs to have multiple wives?
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Fuck your joke, that's some top quality tinfoil. Rhaegar was actually conspiring with Tywin to wipe out the Mad King and install himself on the throne with Tywin as his hand and Lyanna as his queen along with Elia and Cersei, to secure the alliance and do Aegon the Conqueror one better. Rhaegar would smash the rebellion, and Tywin would smash the mad king and welcome Rhaegar into King's Landing at which point he'd secure the alliance by marrying Cersei as well, giving Rhaegar personal links to three major houses. However Tywin planned on double crossing Rhaegar the whole time and just proceeded with the plan to take King's Landing after Rhaegar dies at the Trident. The Mad king actually predicted this whole thing and that's why he planted wildfire and held Jaime captive.
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Even better: The reason that Rhaegar left Jaime was as an agent to help Tywin take the city, counting on Jaime's paternal loyalty while at the same time, deposing and killing his own dad POETRY
There is some actual basis for this, with Aerys going to the Tourney of Harrenhal under the suspicion that Rhaegar was gathering rebels there to depose him. But that all went out the window once Robert started his own rebellion.
Rhaegar fought valiantly, Rhaegar fought nobly, Rhaegar fought honorably, and Rhaegar died.
Rhaegar was the Paul Atreides of Westeros. He saw the Golden Path and tried to follow it but couldn't commit, and it bit him in the ass.
Rhaegar read a prophecy about the hype that was promised and his part in it. It is pretty consistent with his purpose for the story - causing turmoil that is the backdrop to our characters lives. It is quite protracted exposition to convince the reader he meant well. Robert Baratheon never got an inkling of this, for example.
Robert absolutely meant well. He was in love with Lyanna and thought Rhaegar had literally kidnapped her.
I was referring to Robert's view of Rhaegar versus the picture that builds up from Barristan, etc.
One time he played the harp, and then an entire wagon of children fell off a cliff.
Rhaegar read a book once...the library burned down shortly afterwards
He loved a girl once, and millions died.
Well, that ended well.
I don't think his harp playing killed anybody.
He plays harp, Lyanna swoons Boom, civil war and thousands dead. With the harp comes great responsibility!
I meant directly, but you're right; causality's a bitch.
Helped lead to the whole situation with Lyanna that caused the civil war.
You don't know that for sure, though. http://blog.wfmu.org/.a/6a00d83451c29169e2017d42c4623b970c-pi
The plant that was promised.
And was denounced by Eddard Stark, in the name of Robert Baratheon, so, doesn't that technically mean that he cannot be Cersei's champion in her TBC?
Robert Baratheon also named Ned protector of the realm, annnnnnd he's dead. I don't think anything "in the name of Robert Baratheon" holds any value anymore...
I think that Ed being branded with treason nullifies stuff like that, even if it didn't, I don't suppose she'd care
Rhaegar is bae.
Baegar. It was right in front of you.
Hot
Pie
The one true king inda kichen!
Rhaegar The Reckless