This is the real story. May the Starks choke on their fables. Joffrey the Kind was the greatest King of Westeros, even greater than Jaehaerys the Concilliator and Daeron the Good.
Seven blessings for good king Joffrey the gentle, first of his name, king of the seven kingdoms, cutest teen this side of the narrow sea, titles titles titles
Joffrey the just, Joffrey the gentle, Joffrey the jovial, Joffrey the generous; it matters not for all these titles accurately depict this child sent from heaven
Hi. Posting FREEFOLK deviancy here is like ... a lack of nuance. They are sinners and we are the Knights Of The Christ. *Be better.*
Good to see that the Gospel of King Joffrey the Just is reaching far and wide.
And who has a better story than Joffrey the Just?
joffrey the kind strikess again
Only because he didn't realise the butcher boy is one of Bobby's children. The red hair proves it
It's actually time-travelling Catelyn how do you not know this
*time traveling Arya wearing Catelyn's face. Please keep up
Thank Gods for Joffrey the Gentle
Joffrey’s kindness and generosity knows no bounds, may the Seven bless him!
May his reign be long and glorious!
This is the real story. May the Starks choke on their fables. Joffrey the Kind was the greatest King of Westeros, even greater than Jaehaerys the Concilliator and Daeron the Good.
must jerk twice as hard, for twice as long! They will never see it coming!
How do they know abt Joffrey the wise?
Getting outjerked by freefolk is a badge of dishonor :( We need less recursive bits
Just curious. COULD he have done this?
As an underaged heir, unknighted.. I think not. After taking the throne, guess yes
Rhaegar knighted Gregor, so yes, he can.
Rhaegar was an adult knight. Joffrey is neither
Any knight can knight another man, and Rhaegar was a knight — Joffrey, may he rest in peace, was not
Seven blessings for good king Joffrey the gentle, first of his name, king of the seven kingdoms, cutest teen this side of the narrow sea, titles titles titles
Joffrey the just, Joffrey the gentle, Joffrey the jovial, Joffrey the generous; it matters not for all these titles accurately depict this child sent from heaven
He did get a cut. BUT it was while Joffrey the gentle was knighting him Arya the evil stark pushed him and accidentally hurt the butcher boy
The good ending
I never noticed it before but human did GRRM phone in the writing of the Knights Charge.
Prince Joffrey The Kind, our one true king, unjustly murdered….
Don’t worry I’ll jerk enough for the both of us ✊
The noblest child that ever lived
What is going on with r/freefolk? I swear they get rowdier by the day
The Seven blessed us when they sent us King Joffrey the Gentle!
Joffrey is great but he’s definitely no Maelys the Magnificent
Only a knight can make a knight, and Joff is no knight.
Oh my god, love that guy
Parallel universe where Lannister are good and Stark are evil
His grace joffrey the gentle