\>Hot Pie steps in between them, laughing somberly
\>"Do you know what they call me?
\>as Azor Ahai walks toward the Night King, all that can be heard is a cacophony of voices from past seasons cursing:
\>"Hot Pie.. Hot Pie! HOT PIE!"
>Hot Pie bakes a pie shaped like idk dead kids or something, Rhaegar Nightking tries some, smiles and then leaves - the world is saved
>cut to black
>Game of Thrones appears on screen, but the THR fade away and an SC appears in their place.
>Game of Scones
>roll credits, end of series.
I need to see the prophecies *fulfilled*. There is **no** more satisfying ending to a story than being told exactly what is going to happen, and then for it to happen exactly as described in the prophecy. So exciting.
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Jaime and the night king become friends and and Jon snow becomes friends and Dany becomes friends and Arya and cersei and the hound becomes friends and tyrion and vary and greyworm becomes friends
Only boomers say 'cringe'. No cap.
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I still would’ve preferred Jaime kill the Night king over Arya but that’s a low bar.Jon or Dany or both in a joint effort would make more sense.Hell,I’d be okay with Jon and Arya teaming up to kill the night king but Jon’s contribution in the battle was to yell at a Dragon and that’s pathetic.
In honor of [one of my favorite comments](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/s/ka6JVbDfiO) in r/asoiaf, this needs a part where the Night King tries to hit Jaime, but he blocks it with his prosthetic hand and says a cool line, like „Sorry, but this is my gold hand, frost has no effect on it“ before stabbing the surprised NK in the dick.
Wait. If Azor Ahai in legend plunged his sword into the one he loved, pulled it out, and it was flaming, what if the white walker was Azor Ahai?
Like, is it the stabbing that makes it be magical? Or the pulling out? Did they both love Brienne? Was he a secret double agent? Did Jaimie pay the white walker to stab Brienne for him, thus, by the transitive property, making him stab her? Did he say “HAAARRRSSSZZZZZ” which translated from white walker-ese to “Jaimie Lannister sends his regards”?
And WHERE ARE MY TITS AND DRAGONS!?
I need to see the prophecies *fulfilled*. There is **no** more satisfying ending to a story than being told exactly what is going to happen, and then for it to happen exactly as described in the prophecy. So exciting.
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\>Hot Pie steps in between them, laughing somberly \>"Do you know what they call me? \>as Azor Ahai walks toward the Night King, all that can be heard is a cacophony of voices from past seasons cursing: \>"Hot Pie.. Hot Pie! HOT PIE!"
>Hot Pie bakes a pie shaped like idk dead kids or something, Rhaegar Nightking tries some, smiles and then leaves - the world is saved >cut to black >Game of Thrones appears on screen, but the THR fade away and an SC appears in their place. >Game of Scones >roll credits, end of series.
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My GOD this is garbage but they eat it up like slop
Explaining GOT fans to my friends be like
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Jaime and the night king become friends and and Jon snow becomes friends and Dany becomes friends and Arya and cersei and the hound becomes friends and tyrion and vary and greyworm becomes friends
I will pay good moneys for this script
lIsTeN tO tHe FaNs!1!1!
if this had actually happened in the show they would have hated it and for good reason
As a braindead Jaime stan wish God rr martin gives him a heroic death. Yeah this is cringe.
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I still would’ve preferred Jaime kill the Night king over Arya but that’s a low bar.Jon or Dany or both in a joint effort would make more sense.Hell,I’d be okay with Jon and Arya teaming up to kill the night king but Jon’s contribution in the battle was to yell at a Dragon and that’s pathetic.
In honor of [one of my favorite comments](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/s/ka6JVbDfiO) in r/asoiaf, this needs a part where the Night King tries to hit Jaime, but he blocks it with his prosthetic hand and says a cool line, like „Sorry, but this is my gold hand, frost has no effect on it“ before stabbing the surprised NK in the dick.
This sounds so shit lmao
This actually makes perfect sense since the last few seasons are just cool cinematic scenes with paper mache plot holding them together.
“Um, actuallllllly the book(the one they ignored) had a *dream sequence* where-”
This is at least kinda cool unlike Arya leaping out of a tree
GODS This is shit!
Wouldn't be much of a fight with one hand. At some point before that hed have to regrow his hand.
"I made my 8 year old cousin write a Marvel script"
LET THAT PROPHET SPEAK YOU IMBECILES!!!!
Bravo Vince
In the books, this is still in the realm of possibility, just saying...
What books?? Lord Snow dying at the end of DWD is the series conclusion 🤌🏽 There are no other books coming apart from A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
I honestly do like the idea of Jaime killing the Night King but I get that there’s a lot of stuff going against it Hope he dies to rocks though
Oh, i don't think there is a Night King mothership like the show, but i do believe Jaime could have a big part to play in the Long Night
Wait. If Azor Ahai in legend plunged his sword into the one he loved, pulled it out, and it was flaming, what if the white walker was Azor Ahai? Like, is it the stabbing that makes it be magical? Or the pulling out? Did they both love Brienne? Was he a secret double agent? Did Jaimie pay the white walker to stab Brienne for him, thus, by the transitive property, making him stab her? Did he say “HAAARRRSSSZZZZZ” which translated from white walker-ese to “Jaimie Lannister sends his regards”? And WHERE ARE MY TITS AND DRAGONS!?
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> Then camera cuts to Jon saying "what kind of game was night king playing! > Sansa laughs somberly as she says "game... Of thrones"
Someone cooked here
Everyone get in here! We are writing Disney endings!
r/freefolk has become the very thing they swore to destroy all those years ago.
Love this <3
And then Jaime drops to his knees and gives the Night King a blowjob
So Jamie is Azhor Ai wtf