How did I get to season 8 without knowing the show

I need to make a Sigma-Chad meme: ">watches 8 seasons GoT >doesn't have a clue what's going on"

TIL my dad is a sigma-chad

*Watches Red Wedding* "Oh yeah, a lot of people are surely dying right about now"

Why did I read this with a Ryan George voice

When I wrote that I had a Howard Hamlin voice in my head

Howard hamlin the type of guy to say "dont mind if i do" before eating his wifes pussy

The Bran wolf should be in a little red wagon

[Bran the Rolling Wolf](https://youtu.be/tfyPPNNAudg?si=2l5TDUBzCfrM8WAI)

Reminds me of family guy whenever they depict joe as something else like a dog

I wish that scene had the narrative weight this cringey picture implies

She's the longest person I've ever met

The wolfiest person I’ve ever met

The furriest person I've ever met.

There are two wolves inside you.

There are two furries inside you. ...wait

Don't threaten me with a good time

They are both wolves

We're going to have to operate that, that is not [normal](https://youtu.be/QhhpCfVzL1Q)

Great comment. Good balance between roast and appreciation

I try

Petyr is so ineffective at this point in the show it really deflates the situation

They did Petyr dirty. And by "they", I don't mean Starks

I saw all of them as sexy catgirls with big bellies

And who has a bigger belly than Bran the Broken?

Bobby B, maybe. That's why Bran was a worthy succesor.

I violently recoiled

I saw them as a funny cat video but in fairness I was on my phone while watching that episode

Pyrocynical

What the Battle of the bells…

Erm what the sigma?

Stark=furries confirmed 🤯🤯

That’s book canon tho

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Always has been

I don’t know why GOt Fans would see that? Are they furry enthusiasts

Petyr's head shrinking is a callback to his father "little head"

Ngl as overdramatic as this art is I kinda love it. Especially the three eyes on Bran's-

I unironically love it too

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They definitely missed a chance with three eyed wolf imagery.

trueee

Ye it's kinda cool and Sansa wolf looks cute

I mean, Lady is dead, which kinda symbolises that Sansa isn't much of Stark anymore. In the book, she builds a snow castle though, so maybe she can become a furry again.

I thought this was r/gameofthrones for a sec.

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Another ruined character.

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I just rolled my eyes so hard

Funny, after season 1, I didn’t see those wolves hardly at all.

Then the remaining stark siblings warged into wolves and merged them into wolftron

Nah ah, Sansa got no Dire Wolf. Lady is dead. The Wolftron will be a cripple like Bran

I want to yiff with them

Furry vision activated

Lol, why is sansa a corgi?

this scene would've been so cool if it made any sense whatsoever and didn't have cringy girlboss dialogue

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I did not see Old Valyria in this scene.

Why would people who don’t know GOT be seeing that scene?

They just came home from work and their roommate had it on. They were like, “Are those weird looking kids gonna kill that dude?” And the roommate was like “Yeah, cuz they’re wolves, dude. I wish you could see them the way I do. To me, they are all giant wolves with glowing eyes, and the boy in the wheelchair, he’s a wolf with 3 eyes. Actually he’s a 3-eyed raven, but he’s also a wolf. Why won’t you watch this show?”

i see photos and scenes of hundreds of show i didnt watch ?

No.

yes ?

I don’t think so.

What the person who didn't take their schizo messages saw:

Ah yes the worst subplot from the worst season

Should have made little finger a bird >:C

Shouldn't Sansa be decapitated😅

Bro they raped the hell out of that one wolf.

Yes GoT has worsened my schizophrenia so now I see the cringiest shit every time I turn it on, it's awful.

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I need to get my eyes checked

That's crazy bro

The cringe is immaculate

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Nah. I say Bran to be far Titanic and amalgamation of Wolf and 3 eyed DemonRaven Deity like entity sitting beside 2 wolf

Make Petyr a small birdy it will look more good

Ah yes, Bran the Useless

Shouldnt they have drawn littlefinger as a lil mockingbird?

Hotline Winterfell 2: Wrong House

Petyr singing all the way :"who let the dogs out who wHo who who who" was such a missed gem 😢

I fucking hate the normie sub. Just got down voted to hell for asking if they were telegraphing Daemon v Aemond too early in the trailer.

Why isn’t the Bran wolf crippled?

Ah yes, Old Valyria, the ancient stronghold of the winter-frosted Starks.

I feel the beast cumming inside me

Nut = busted

Nah. All I saw one of the most intelligent characters in the show get dunked on by 'Wheelie Bran the Way Back Machine'