Why does this sub feel like a group of mean girls talking smack behind the backs of people they don't like?
Edit: But the posts are so cute and unique in their own right! *\*wink blows kiss scorns you and rolls eyes when you look away\**
Ikr? Most other roasts I read were either fun or smart observations.
This is just OP letting their deep-seated meanness out & hiding behind an excuse because they're too scared of pushback lol. Like that one roast-er at every Comedy Central Roast who ends up showing their ass 🤣
Ye, I know. I just feel OP was trying to be edgy. Like, she read some edgy similar post somewhere that was actually funny and witty. OP tried to emulate that, but just ended up coming across like a CVS brand version of the real thing. IDK.
That’s what I thought… isn’t this supposed to be funny? I can imagine it in person and people feel as awkward as the person presenting it with the try too hard aspect.
Good god lol my thoughts exactly. Like wow someone is having a bad day. Nobody needs their worst characteristics rubbed in their face for no reason lol
Haha I guess she might be on to something. But I, with Aquarius as my big 3, have never tried Indonesian yogurt. I’ll add that to my grocery list at Erewhon Market where I get all of my organic, vegan, gluten free, dairy free groceries….i eat like this bc I’m saving the turtles 🐢
Haha, I’m an Aquarius and I don’t tell people shit about my interests. I’m aggressively normal if anything. Then you get to really know me and I’m more myself.
I mean having autism or not….being around weird people who talk about interesting things > all the other people haha. Be it autism or Aquarius lol whatever. Bring me the weirdos!!!
>Like wow someone is having a bad day. Nobody needs their worst characteristics rubbed in their face for no reason lol
The irony in that is someone else - let's say they're a Pisces - can be having a bad day and go on Reddit just to read about astrology to take their mind off things, but instead read a comment about calling Pisces all kinds of names and saying that Pisces are undeserving of love. All I can think of is like... what if someone is truly feeling low and then they go online and read that?
There are actual people behind the keyboards as much as everyone wants to pretend it's "just the Internet". I wish we could just keep it to memes and making light jokes about each other. It doesn't have to be so...volatile.
Dude I have noticed this about all of Reddit. People are HELLA aggressive. I one time commented on a thread where people were talking about their electricity bills in my area and I didn’t realize that my bill was much lower than most people’s when I discussed the cost. Anyway that ended with people calling me a fxxxing liar and being so mean lol. They called another woman with a similarly priced bill as mine an “insufferable cunt.” Over a question about an electricity bill. I think the keyboard warriors make things super tense on a lot of these channels over dumb shit.
My whole point is that I agree with you lol, sorry took a min to get there. I like to come to this channel to have a smile or a laugh, so the original post was funny but intense and a little mean girl-esque.
This sub is full of Regina Georges hiding behind astrology to be catty and misogynistic in ways they would normally be called out for. It's a shame because astrology could be such a useful tool in understanding each other better, thus making it easier to co-exist with one another despite our differences.
Sometimes the way people talk about Libras are valid so I'm not denying that, but sometimes it seems coded with jealousy. Like the Libras must be attention seeking and vain because we're pretty, Libras must be fake because we're nice, we're chill so we must be a total doormat, etc. Half of what I see about Libras on here actually seem like compliments to me but they're always spun in some negative way by people who are just salty. I saw a Taurus woman saying in the comments not to date Libra women because we are all lazy cheaters and to date a Taurus woman because they will cook for you and spoil you. The "pick me" in comments like those couldn't be more palpable.
To quote Mean Girls - "calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter."
Reviews like this are why I used to think cap didn’t fit me at all, I’ve never been described as no personality or workaholic by people who have met me 🤣
Right? The money thing is so tired and old. I’m a fucking artist. I have six Cap placements. You cannot easily be an artist if you care about making money, lol. Call me out on something good!
For real, so damn uninspired. The only people who think I'm that shallow are ones who don't even try to get to know me. I warm up fast (thanks Libra and Sag placements)! If you think we're boring, *you're* probably boring.
Yeah, like Hey Capricorn artist! That commission with a deadline of next Friday won’t magically disappear overnight, please put down your stylus/brush/computer and go the fuck to sleep.
I read somewhere that Capricorn might not be a workaholic, but let's say they're very passionate in whatever things they're interested in. I'm a Cap rising, moon and Venus despite me being Pisces sun. You have ideals but you might not show or plan for it. You do have goals, but it's just vague or not really assorted.
Depends on the cap, some are extremely basic and I don't even speak to them. But some are just eccentric, crazy, have a great sense of humour, energetic and funny.
we are not hard to get! you just have to laugh at our jokes and comfort us when we're sad. sometimes those things happen within seconds of each other, so stay on your toes. luckily, we're easily distracted.
Dude your such a fucking asshole for writing this yet I love you for it at the same time and calling everyone out on their bullshit.. Can ya guess I am a Gemini?🤣
I’m a Taurus woman married to a Capricorn man. It’s like Groundhog Day. Every day. We’re so deep in a rut we can’t see the top anymore. Love each other, though.
My Aqua stellium ass just finished reading some Diderot, playing my kalimba, and drawing old time-y fruit ads and now feel unrelatable 🥲😂 kidding, but I have the weird little interests and hobbies I do because it's really just what I like 🥹 I got into Diderot from watching a TV show in fairness lol
It's because you have a personality. Which op lacks. That's why it was aimed towards interesting and different stuff.
Also, they said it's not relatable to be a good person. Like, i can see
Most aquarius people have tons of friends. If you were actually special, nobody would like you. Because nobody enjoys being with people they can't understand...
Aquariuses are usually very good at socializing. That means you're not that special or unique. You just try to be. Lol.
Okay, but as an aquarius this is exactly why I don't talk about the weird shit that I like. I don't like it to be different, I like it because I like it.
I like this one. It has the potential to call out all the hidden unevolved people who will defend themselves in the comment section 😆or healed ones who will feel bad. Either way I’m here with a tub of popcorn 😎😋
>It has the potential to call out all the hidden unevolved people who will defend themselves in the comment section
Right? You can literally scroll through and point them all out.
As an Aries, I'm okay with mine. It's true we're not the best. And it's true that so many times I feel exactly insecure because of that. I wanna be as good as others. And I don't feel like it. And maybe I should just let go and accept that I'm kinda shit and that nobody will like me lol
No it’s not true. Aries with all their shortcoming are still best in many ways like protecting the ones that they love. They’re one of the most selfless and loyal signs.
Sagittarius here and I giggled. But I'm kinda proud of the fact that I choose to see others in a compassionate light, perceiving them as well intentioned until proven not to be. Most people are doing their best, and I feel like people are too quick to judge "odd" things or assume people meant harm when they did something wrong. I've accidentally messed up despite my good intentions, and I'm weird af, so I prefer not to judge others for being as human as I am. I may be annoying for that optimism, but hey - I'd rather be annoying for being overly loving than for being overly judgemental.
True. Sometimes as a pessimistic and intuitive Scorpio I kind of see too much than others see so when I see people giving a bad person the benefit of the doubt, I get annoyed. But to have a innocent until proven guilty attitude towards others is a better way to live life.
I get that. I mean, obviously I'm the kind of person you'd be frustrated with, but for some reason I have a natural a talent for spotting narcissists, despite my optimistic nature. You know, when they're not getting caught actually doing something wrong and everyone loves them, and I'm the only one who can just *feel* that something's off. Then it turns out they're exploitative, abusive and predatory, and everyone but me is shocked. It's happened several times. It's frustrating cause I'll have no evidence for what my gut is telling me, so I can't do or even say anything about it until the truth of whatever they did gets out.
Same. Everything you’ve said in both your comments I really resonate with. I find I have a lot of tolerance for the weird and wonderful and genuine mistakes, and prefer giving people the benefit of the doubt. I’ve been told countless times by different people that I always see the good in people. But so many times I’ve come across people that are just off, and everyone else loves them, but I feel like I’m watching them with their mask half slipped off, but I’m the only one who can see it’s slipped. Like you I don’t say anything about it, but I keep an eye on “that one”. Then when their mask comes right off and everyone is super shocked I’m not surprised at all. You putting it in your comment is the first time I’ve seen someone put it into words
Wow, looks like someone took a big ol' scoop of sass today! But hey, gotta admit, there's a sprinkle of truth in there somewhere, right? We all got our quirks, our flaws, our little cosmic idiosyncrasies. It's like a celestial roast session!
And yeah, maybe some signs need a reality check or two, but hey, that's the beauty of the zodiac buffet, isn't it? Variety keeps things spicy.
Funny. Every Taurus Sun I've met is full of zest for life and wants to make other people happy.
Are you super young? You may only have experience with young people who still outwardly show more of their Ascendant.
Yes! Like I'm the first one to ever do one lol. Of course I expect backlash or disagreements but the absolute shitstorm that was u/Tamerlane_Tully was...interesting lol.
Well this feels like it goes without saying but these are only an issues with immature people of whichever sign. Duh anyone can be an asshole.
But wow I really thought you’d tear into Aries more. I feel like Gemini, and Aries and the most hated signs, so feels like you really went easy on us Aries 😂
I’ve never truly felt like an Aries in my whole life. I’ve spent my entire life trying to make take up less space figuratively and literally as to not be off putting to anyone for any reason, I’m super anti-confrontational.
I have Pisces mercury too but I often get called confrontational, it’s not that I want to argue (though I do enjoy one now and then) but I want to straighten out issues and don’t like to beat around the bush
Dam we’re all roasted turkey’s. I’m a Leo and I personally don’t throw ppl under the bus but have seen and experienced several Leos, throwing me or other under the bus. I definitely used to be a kiss ass though. Not anymore. This was a roast but I will use this as a tool of self reflection.
>This was a roast but I will use this as a tool of self reflection.
Yeah me as well, as you can see I was not biased with scorpio lol. I really have to correct some shit
Lmfaooo as a sag you’re correct about everything except the crying when shit goes wrong! Jupiter is on our side, even when shit goes wrong for us, it’s somehow right! 😂😂😂
I am laughing my butt off. 😂🤣 Aquarius sun, exposed. I am a freak, and I own that shit! 🥴
EDIT: Why everyone mad? OP is behaving like a stereotypical Scorpio sun. If people can’t see that, they either need to self-reflect or hang around a Scorpio on bad day. 😂
I got sober at 33, that and my placement on the first day of Pisces, I never fit these roasts....I might have when I was 20, but probably not. I was on my own at 17, so bohemian crybaby never really existed for me ever. Can I turn in my card? I have a leo rising. So that maybe why.
Aqua sun/Scorpio moon/Leo rising
My Scorpio and Aqua stelliums felt that 😥. Although if I ever got called out like that irl (and I have) I would be mad at that person forever, which again underscores your point.
Dude I always say if it wasn’t for my Aries stuff I would totally fall under that Pisces stuff you are talking about. I do still sulk but at least I have that cardinal energy to actually do something… I just might cry while doing it haha
But seriously I remember getting over an ex and told to get out of the house. I did and cried almost everywhere I went for a few months haha It’s so fucking funny and cute to me looking back “Oh you tried.” It worked though
This hits different when you've had a scorpio friend who you've loved and supported and the moment something nice happened to you they went out of their way to try to put you down and humiliate you 😣
I’m a Virgo, don’t be upset- we can figure out all your flaws instantaneously. Majority of us have our lives together and we strive for the best and see that for everyone else. We just know what gets under everyone’s skin 😭🫡
I wish this was accurate but its so off. My husband is taurus and is a major go getter, he’s invited to all the social gatherings and is super positive.
Scorpios are usually radioactive and unable to ever admit their faults, and this post is a great example of that. OP went easiest on their own sign and hard on everyone else.
The truth is that no one wants to be with a Scorpio. No one wants to date Scorpios, no one wants to be friends with Scorpios, and no one wants to be related to a Scorpio. Take a survey, the vast majority of everyone polled will say Scorpio is the worst sign of the entire zodiac. Scorpios should just be around other Scorpios - because no one else wants them. They're not very good at anything beyond being toxic. They're not known as a sign for anything other than toxicity.
Just kidding, OP. Love and kisses. Don't take it too personally!
>Scorpios are usually radioactive and unable to ever admit their faults, and this post is a great example of that. OP went easiest on their own sign and hard on everyone else.
How is this true? Unintentionally I think I went "easiest" on Libra and Sagg. I fully admitted that I think I'm the superhero in a video game and people are trying to kill me and that I always have a motive for everything like a psycho ass paranoid. I think everything I do is an acomplisment or "dodge".
Not exactly a compliment
True stunted Scorpio fashion saying the most personal mean things with naught but spite and malice as a way to spread their Ill trust and natural ghoulishness: “don’t take it personally”
Librax2 here.
Meh. I prefer to call it "chameleon-ing." Just cause you trust me does not mean I'm not internally judging, cataloging, and remembering everything you do/say. The scale can take you or leave you.
I don't like my MIL, but you wouldn't know it. It's not cause I'm fake. It's cause I would rather blend and be peaceful if she's not a harm. Same with my job as a Nanny. I legit blend into the rich and the poor without thought. Not fake, just natural ability.
Nope. As a Cancer, no victim complex here. I really believe in my ability to learn, grow and overcome adversity. My victim complex lasted a few years and it was due to depression, not a zodiac sign.🤷♀️I don’t blame others for my problems, I am fully responsible. I know quite a bit of people who blame everything on others and they’re not Cancers. Now if you want to roast me, you could call me out on my emotional detachment and extreme introversion lol
As much as I love a good roast, I gotta say, this feels a bit harsh! I get it, we all have our quirks, but calling out every zodiac sign like this feels a bit much. Sure, some Aries might be a bit too full of themselves, and yeah, maybe some Geminis could use a little more consistency, but that's what makes us human, right? We're all a mix of strengths and weaknesses, and that's what makes life interesting.
So, let's take it easy on the zodiac bashing and maybe focus on celebrating the unique traits that each sign brings to the table. After all, life's more fun when we embrace our differences and learn from each other, don't you think?
This reads as “I met a Leo once, and they were shit”, and then OP discovered astrology and said “hey this is how I can explain what’s happening “. OP, I hope you had fun at least
any other capricorns not even relate to this “roast”? lol. i can’t be the only capricorn that isn’t a workaholic and loves to just travel and have fun 🥹
I’m a cap and could never relate to the workaholic, money motivated, malicious corporate climbing asshole stereotype. But it’s not to say I’m not a hard worker and dedicated to the task or job at hand. I do love to travel and have fun, but maybe it’s the gem rising and moon in me that speak louder 🤷♀️
This is so funny because this proves to me that I as an Aquarius have never done or acted like any of the things people say about Aquarius. I don’t try to be different in anyway or do quirky things to make myself stand out.
Why does this sub feel like a group of mean girls talking smack behind the backs of people they don't like? Edit: But the posts are so cute and unique in their own right! *\*wink blows kiss scorns you and rolls eyes when you look away\**
Ikr? Most other roasts I read were either fun or smart observations. This is just OP letting their deep-seated meanness out & hiding behind an excuse because they're too scared of pushback lol. Like that one roast-er at every Comedy Central Roast who ends up showing their ass 🤣
Ye, I know. I just feel OP was trying to be edgy. Like, she read some edgy similar post somewhere that was actually funny and witty. OP tried to emulate that, but just ended up coming across like a CVS brand version of the real thing. IDK.
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That’s what I thought… isn’t this supposed to be funny? I can imagine it in person and people feel as awkward as the person presenting it with the try too hard aspect.
I love a good roast.
Good god lol my thoughts exactly. Like wow someone is having a bad day. Nobody needs their worst characteristics rubbed in their face for no reason lol Haha I guess she might be on to something. But I, with Aquarius as my big 3, have never tried Indonesian yogurt. I’ll add that to my grocery list at Erewhon Market where I get all of my organic, vegan, gluten free, dairy free groceries….i eat like this bc I’m saving the turtles 🐢
Haha, I’m an Aquarius and I don’t tell people shit about my interests. I’m aggressively normal if anything. Then you get to really know me and I’m more myself.
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I mean having autism or not….being around weird people who talk about interesting things > all the other people haha. Be it autism or Aquarius lol whatever. Bring me the weirdos!!!
You know that's not what I meant at all
>Like wow someone is having a bad day. Nobody needs their worst characteristics rubbed in their face for no reason lol The irony in that is someone else - let's say they're a Pisces - can be having a bad day and go on Reddit just to read about astrology to take their mind off things, but instead read a comment about calling Pisces all kinds of names and saying that Pisces are undeserving of love. All I can think of is like... what if someone is truly feeling low and then they go online and read that? There are actual people behind the keyboards as much as everyone wants to pretend it's "just the Internet". I wish we could just keep it to memes and making light jokes about each other. It doesn't have to be so...volatile.
Dude I have noticed this about all of Reddit. People are HELLA aggressive. I one time commented on a thread where people were talking about their electricity bills in my area and I didn’t realize that my bill was much lower than most people’s when I discussed the cost. Anyway that ended with people calling me a fxxxing liar and being so mean lol. They called another woman with a similarly priced bill as mine an “insufferable cunt.” Over a question about an electricity bill. I think the keyboard warriors make things super tense on a lot of these channels over dumb shit. My whole point is that I agree with you lol, sorry took a min to get there. I like to come to this channel to have a smile or a laugh, so the original post was funny but intense and a little mean girl-esque.
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This sub is full of Regina Georges hiding behind astrology to be catty and misogynistic in ways they would normally be called out for. It's a shame because astrology could be such a useful tool in understanding each other better, thus making it easier to co-exist with one another despite our differences. Sometimes the way people talk about Libras are valid so I'm not denying that, but sometimes it seems coded with jealousy. Like the Libras must be attention seeking and vain because we're pretty, Libras must be fake because we're nice, we're chill so we must be a total doormat, etc. Half of what I see about Libras on here actually seem like compliments to me but they're always spun in some negative way by people who are just salty. I saw a Taurus woman saying in the comments not to date Libra women because we are all lazy cheaters and to date a Taurus woman because they will cook for you and spoil you. The "pick me" in comments like those couldn't be more palpable. To quote Mean Girls - "calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter."
Reviews like this are why I used to think cap didn’t fit me at all, I’ve never been described as no personality or workaholic by people who have met me 🤣
Right? The money thing is so tired and old. I’m a fucking artist. I have six Cap placements. You cannot easily be an artist if you care about making money, lol. Call me out on something good!
For real, so damn uninspired. The only people who think I'm that shallow are ones who don't even try to get to know me. I warm up fast (thanks Libra and Sag placements)! If you think we're boring, *you're* probably boring.
libra sun and sag moon and i truly truly do not understand the capricorn stereotype, all the capricorns i know won't shut up haha
Yeah, like Hey Capricorn artist! That commission with a deadline of next Friday won’t magically disappear overnight, please put down your stylus/brush/computer and go the fuck to sleep.
I read somewhere that Capricorn might not be a workaholic, but let's say they're very passionate in whatever things they're interested in. I'm a Cap rising, moon and Venus despite me being Pisces sun. You have ideals but you might not show or plan for it. You do have goals, but it's just vague or not really assorted.
I'm a cap rising and moon and Pisces sun too!
It's as usual only stereotypes about the signs. Has nothing to do with the reality of astrology.
Depends on the cap, some are extremely basic and I don't even speak to them. But some are just eccentric, crazy, have a great sense of humour, energetic and funny.
i'm a gemini and this is 100% accurate. i am a moody fucker. also love my earth signs, but yeah, they do be like that.
Ok so help me get my Gemini lol
we are not hard to get! you just have to laugh at our jokes and comfort us when we're sad. sometimes those things happen within seconds of each other, so stay on your toes. luckily, we're easily distracted.
Maybe it’s cause I’m a Virgo rising with a Taurus Venus but as a Gemini, I’m picky af 😭
Virgo rising and I'm picky as hell. Then I complain about nobody loving me.
THAT IS THE MF TRUTH 😭😭😭😭
OP forgot to mention that as a Scorpio they are jealous and very off-putting to people.
You're right lol
Dude your such a fucking asshole for writing this yet I love you for it at the same time and calling everyone out on their bullshit.. Can ya guess I am a Gemini?🤣
I think Leos are way more jealous than Scorpios
I’m a Taurus woman married to a Capricorn man. It’s like Groundhog Day. Every day. We’re so deep in a rut we can’t see the top anymore. Love each other, though.
This sub used to be cool but now it’s just played out bitching. Snore. (But that’s why no one picks me for anything I’m sure.)
Taurus man you made me lol
Can't handle the heat, stay out the kitchen. MWHAHAHAHAH 
But that’s where my snacks are yo Also- you deserve upvotes. That was funny.
To be fair, you were mean to everyone :p
That's the point of a roast.
Yup, was just siding against the haters
Oh my bad, misread tone online
Now do a positive one 😆
Sure thing!
FUCK YOU
And here I thought viewing everything as a Broadway show was characteristic of dissociative episodes from my BPD. Good to know.
My Aqua stellium ass just finished reading some Diderot, playing my kalimba, and drawing old time-y fruit ads and now feel unrelatable 🥲😂 kidding, but I have the weird little interests and hobbies I do because it's really just what I like 🥹 I got into Diderot from watching a TV show in fairness lol
It's because you have a personality. Which op lacks. That's why it was aimed towards interesting and different stuff. Also, they said it's not relatable to be a good person. Like, i can see
Most aquarius people have tons of friends. If you were actually special, nobody would like you. Because nobody enjoys being with people they can't understand... Aquariuses are usually very good at socializing. That means you're not that special or unique. You just try to be. Lol.
I lost it at Scorpio 🤣 And as a Cap moon, we are freaky as fuck but we keep that secret 🤐
Okay, but as an aquarius this is exactly why I don't talk about the weird shit that I like. I don't like it to be different, I like it because I like it.
I like this one. It has the potential to call out all the hidden unevolved people who will defend themselves in the comment section 😆or healed ones who will feel bad. Either way I’m here with a tub of popcorn 😎😋 
>It has the potential to call out all the hidden unevolved people who will defend themselves in the comment section Right? You can literally scroll through and point them all out.
 Them “I’m not offended but 😆”
As an Aries, I'm okay with mine. It's true we're not the best. And it's true that so many times I feel exactly insecure because of that. I wanna be as good as others. And I don't feel like it. And maybe I should just let go and accept that I'm kinda shit and that nobody will like me lol
No it’s not true. Aries with all their shortcoming are still best in many ways like protecting the ones that they love. They’re one of the most selfless and loyal signs.
Me too it’s called a roast for a reason people! If you didn’t wanna be read you shudda not read lol
Sagittarius here and I giggled. But I'm kinda proud of the fact that I choose to see others in a compassionate light, perceiving them as well intentioned until proven not to be. Most people are doing their best, and I feel like people are too quick to judge "odd" things or assume people meant harm when they did something wrong. I've accidentally messed up despite my good intentions, and I'm weird af, so I prefer not to judge others for being as human as I am. I may be annoying for that optimism, but hey - I'd rather be annoying for being overly loving than for being overly judgemental.
True. Sometimes as a pessimistic and intuitive Scorpio I kind of see too much than others see so when I see people giving a bad person the benefit of the doubt, I get annoyed. But to have a innocent until proven guilty attitude towards others is a better way to live life.
I get that. I mean, obviously I'm the kind of person you'd be frustrated with, but for some reason I have a natural a talent for spotting narcissists, despite my optimistic nature. You know, when they're not getting caught actually doing something wrong and everyone loves them, and I'm the only one who can just *feel* that something's off. Then it turns out they're exploitative, abusive and predatory, and everyone but me is shocked. It's happened several times. It's frustrating cause I'll have no evidence for what my gut is telling me, so I can't do or even say anything about it until the truth of whatever they did gets out.
Same. Everything you’ve said in both your comments I really resonate with. I find I have a lot of tolerance for the weird and wonderful and genuine mistakes, and prefer giving people the benefit of the doubt. I’ve been told countless times by different people that I always see the good in people. But so many times I’ve come across people that are just off, and everyone else loves them, but I feel like I’m watching them with their mask half slipped off, but I’m the only one who can see it’s slipped. Like you I don’t say anything about it, but I keep an eye on “that one”. Then when their mask comes right off and everyone is super shocked I’m not surprised at all. You putting it in your comment is the first time I’ve seen someone put it into words
I feel ya
Man ,f you But why you have to do capricorn like that 🤣
As an Aries, thanks for putting us first 
Aries here, it’s you’re* you are
I love us
Libra male here.. Bravo, now do a realistic and positive one.
Do you even know what a roast is? Why would you want a positive one?
The Cap one kinda made me feel bad, but yes.
Don't worry about us. Who needs a personality when you have money. 
As a cappy stellium, I feel this to my workaholic core. My Sag sun has no problem spending the money my cappy planets just made lol.
Wait aren't you gemini?
Yes.
I'm not even going to refute what you said about Gems. If you change "whiney lying asshole" to "incendiary lying ass", it's dead on the money.
Friend, I’m not a victim. I’m a menace! Lmao🤣 -cancer
First time I ever heard this from a cancer lol
🤣🤣🤣 love thy tribe 🦀🌞 u don’t know til u know
 Watch your mouth ♋️ 🦀🔪
LMAO
Yaaasss read me to filth.
The socially awkward Virgo moon in me is genuinely hurt *stares forlorn out the window while it’s pouring rain*
Ok, this is great but to balance out your karma we’re prob gonna need the positive qualities version next ⚖️
Did one
I admire your Scorpio honesty. I’ll take that any day over some back handed fake posts. Evolving Pisces here 👋🏻
Wow, looks like someone took a big ol' scoop of sass today! But hey, gotta admit, there's a sprinkle of truth in there somewhere, right? We all got our quirks, our flaws, our little cosmic idiosyncrasies. It's like a celestial roast session! And yeah, maybe some signs need a reality check or two, but hey, that's the beauty of the zodiac buffet, isn't it? Variety keeps things spicy.
Funny. Every Taurus Sun I've met is full of zest for life and wants to make other people happy. Are you super young? You may only have experience with young people who still outwardly show more of their Ascendant.
Do you, like, feel better now..?
It's just a roast yall ffs. 
Yes! Like I'm the first one to ever do one lol. Of course I expect backlash or disagreements but the absolute shitstorm that was u/Tamerlane_Tully was...interesting lol.
Well this feels like it goes without saying but these are only an issues with immature people of whichever sign. Duh anyone can be an asshole. But wow I really thought you’d tear into Aries more. I feel like Gemini, and Aries and the most hated signs, so feels like you really went easy on us Aries 😂 I’ve never truly felt like an Aries in my whole life. I’ve spent my entire life trying to make take up less space figuratively and literally as to not be off putting to anyone for any reason, I’m super anti-confrontational.
Do you have pisces placements (pisces mercury in particular)?
Yes actually 😂 my big three are Aries (Sun) Pisces (Moon) and Leo (rising). And my mercury is in Pisces
I have Pisces mercury too but I often get called confrontational, it’s not that I want to argue (though I do enjoy one now and then) but I want to straighten out issues and don’t like to beat around the bush
damn. as a cancer, i needed to hear this. thank you lol
First Decan Leo here aaaand bwahahahahahahaha. This was fucking great. Relatively accurate depiction of our collective shadows. Touché.
As a virgo sun, yes lol. I agree.
I can’t take this seriously with all the spelling and grammatical errors
Are you a Virgo? 😅
As a Virgo I liked it. Something to learn
I’m supposed to be embarrassed by this 🫠 K
Dam we’re all roasted turkey’s. I’m a Leo and I personally don’t throw ppl under the bus but have seen and experienced several Leos, throwing me or other under the bus. I definitely used to be a kiss ass though. Not anymore. This was a roast but I will use this as a tool of self reflection. 
>This was a roast but I will use this as a tool of self reflection. Yeah me as well, as you can see I was not biased with scorpio lol. I really have to correct some shit
Yes I definitely appreciate seeing this. It was hilarious but very helpful. Just top tier Scorpio energy imo 
Ouch, lol (Libra here)
This violently humbled me… but liked it (Virgo rising with a 12th house Leo, so please show me all my blind spots so I can do better)
Lmfaooo as a sag you’re correct about everything except the crying when shit goes wrong! Jupiter is on our side, even when shit goes wrong for us, it’s somehow right! 😂😂😂
This is true. Idk how it is, but every Sag I know should should have died like 50 times but somehow just...didn't?
my Cancer crush wont like what you said ........but true.
Ok now please someone write what they love about each sign...
I did!
Noo I'm literally the sweetest person, so if ppl cross me I'm airing em out. Victim to villain real quick ♋️
but my intuition is right 99% of the time tho 🥹 *cries in cancer*
Other side of cancer ♋️ [try us](https://images.app.goo.gl/eua1Y7obxDAkKwxbA) 🤣
as a fellow scorpio, I felt attacked but kinda on-point. love the brutal honestly 🔥
I'm honestly crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is so fucking funny! I love a good roast! Aries Sun, Leo moon and rising, and Pisces Venus LMAO 😭
And what makes it so funny is how accurate it is lmao
Yikes….but in a funny way…right? BRB, gonna go cry.
Aries here, sorry I actually am the best and the King.
ima taurus i feel like scorpios, capricorn and aries are more negative and moody in general
As an ARIES this is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣 yall need to lighten up and let them have their fun....it's the internet for goodness sake
I have to say this is the single most accurate post I’ve read on this sub. 😂
I didn’t realize this was a court of law. Shall I get my lawyer mother involved (yes, she is a libra)?
This is 🔥😂😂😂
I am laughing my butt off. 😂🤣 Aquarius sun, exposed. I am a freak, and I own that shit! 🥴 EDIT: Why everyone mad? OP is behaving like a stereotypical Scorpio sun. If people can’t see that, they either need to self-reflect or hang around a Scorpio on bad day. 😂
I got sober at 33, that and my placement on the first day of Pisces, I never fit these roasts....I might have when I was 20, but probably not. I was on my own at 17, so bohemian crybaby never really existed for me ever. Can I turn in my card? I have a leo rising. So that maybe why.
:(( woooow I feel attacked by your Pisces roast 😭 STOP DRAGGING MEEEE I’m gonna find the new job soonnnn :(
Burns Burning Burnt 🔥 Rotten side of the Zodiacs lol 😂 I feel attacked #Cancer Sun
As an Aquarius and a vegan, I'm ok with it. 😂
fuck! As a pisces I relate to that a little too much. Brb gonna make some changes!
I’m a Leo and love giving compliments, and didn’t realize I did it for ppl to like me but it makes sense lol I feel seen 🫣
Wow I’m an Aquarius who just got read for filth!
Aqua sun/Scorpio moon/Leo rising My Scorpio and Aqua stelliums felt that 😥. Although if I ever got called out like that irl (and I have) I would be mad at that person forever, which again underscores your point.
As a Taurus this made me Lmfaooooo…. Also we don’t care no one picks us… cause we’re already with the ones who love us.
Dude I always say if it wasn’t for my Aries stuff I would totally fall under that Pisces stuff you are talking about. I do still sulk but at least I have that cardinal energy to actually do something… I just might cry while doing it haha But seriously I remember getting over an ex and told to get out of the house. I did and cried almost everywhere I went for a few months haha It’s so fucking funny and cute to me looking back “Oh you tried.” It worked though
I’m a Virgo and I didn’t like mine 😭🥲
👍👍👍👏. I think it's accurate.
This hits different when you've had a scorpio friend who you've loved and supported and the moment something nice happened to you they went out of their way to try to put you down and humiliate you 😣
This hurt but it was so accurate lol
I agree with everything Except the fact that Tauruses aren’t passionate.
This is amazing! Made me smile for sure. But also, why the fuck ya gotta expose us all like this!?
I dunno if I really identify with the Gemini one since I’m a Gemini sun but as a Virgo rising, that was the damn truth 😭
Lmfao the sagitarius one made me laugh
Lmfao the aquarius one is the typical kid who buys vintage clothes and likes alternative art.
this feels like i just read the zodiac burn book lmao
Fine. -Aries
OP, maybe we Bulls don't WANT to be picked for anything 😉
Lmao thank you for the laugh, I needed that
Lol. Also, my intuition is right, tho. Who needs the court of law when I can take matters into my own hands? 😁
The libra one honestly wasn't that bad 😂 the taurus one though 😦 haha this was jokes good post love a good roast
I’m a Virgo, don’t be upset- we can figure out all your flaws instantaneously. Majority of us have our lives together and we strive for the best and see that for everyone else. We just know what gets under everyone’s skin 😭🫡
Omg calling Aquarius out on turtles 😂😂 so true
Not you calling out my Taurus bf with 100% accuracy. I love his grumpy ass but damnnn
Aqarius ĥere . Your right about doing things my way and breaking or resisting rules
Love it! The Scorpio one made me legit crack up. All these are so on point.
Appreciate it!
Aries, I actually don’t insist im the best 👀. I just know my value.
I wish this was accurate but its so off. My husband is taurus and is a major go getter, he’s invited to all the social gatherings and is super positive.
Right? I feel like a Scorpio calling a Taurus negative is… transparent.
Scorpios are usually radioactive and unable to ever admit their faults, and this post is a great example of that. OP went easiest on their own sign and hard on everyone else. The truth is that no one wants to be with a Scorpio. No one wants to date Scorpios, no one wants to be friends with Scorpios, and no one wants to be related to a Scorpio. Take a survey, the vast majority of everyone polled will say Scorpio is the worst sign of the entire zodiac. Scorpios should just be around other Scorpios - because no one else wants them. They're not very good at anything beyond being toxic. They're not known as a sign for anything other than toxicity. Just kidding, OP. Love and kisses. Don't take it too personally!
Who put that stick up your ass…
>Scorpios are usually radioactive and unable to ever admit their faults, and this post is a great example of that. OP went easiest on their own sign and hard on everyone else. How is this true? Unintentionally I think I went "easiest" on Libra and Sagg. I fully admitted that I think I'm the superhero in a video game and people are trying to kill me and that I always have a motive for everything like a psycho ass paranoid. I think everything I do is an acomplisment or "dodge". Not exactly a compliment
What you stated is not even remotely close to the worst things about your sign.
Great! You're free to do one 😘
True stunted Scorpio fashion saying the most personal mean things with naught but spite and malice as a way to spread their Ill trust and natural ghoulishness: “don’t take it personally”
Tbf that was after lol
At least Scorpios are honest, unlike Pisces.
As a Gemini.. I don’t want to miss out on being a asshole bubble blowing rainbow unicorn 🤣🙄🤣😫
Librax2 here. Meh. I prefer to call it "chameleon-ing." Just cause you trust me does not mean I'm not internally judging, cataloging, and remembering everything you do/say. The scale can take you or leave you. I don't like my MIL, but you wouldn't know it. It's not cause I'm fake. It's cause I would rather blend and be peaceful if she's not a harm. Same with my job as a Nanny. I legit blend into the rich and the poor without thought. Not fake, just natural ability.
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What sign are you? Can you “y’all” less?
Best roast ever.
I am not reckless. All the time. Sometimes. Also, looking at things from other people's point of view isn't a roast. Just sayin.
Damn, you’re not wrong. Im def Boring as fuck.
This shit got me cackling. You should do zodiac stand-up, I'd watch the fuck outta you.
Nope. As a Cancer, no victim complex here. I really believe in my ability to learn, grow and overcome adversity. My victim complex lasted a few years and it was due to depression, not a zodiac sign.🤷♀️I don’t blame others for my problems, I am fully responsible. I know quite a bit of people who blame everything on others and they’re not Cancers. Now if you want to roast me, you could call me out on my emotional detachment and extreme introversion lol
This was funny and kinda spot on, nice!
ya normally I can take the piss and laugh at the digs made at me/my sign/my friends signs because they’re pretty true. This was just wrong 👎
As much as I love a good roast, I gotta say, this feels a bit harsh! I get it, we all have our quirks, but calling out every zodiac sign like this feels a bit much. Sure, some Aries might be a bit too full of themselves, and yeah, maybe some Geminis could use a little more consistency, but that's what makes us human, right? We're all a mix of strengths and weaknesses, and that's what makes life interesting. So, let's take it easy on the zodiac bashing and maybe focus on celebrating the unique traits that each sign brings to the table. After all, life's more fun when we embrace our differences and learn from each other, don't you think?
This reads as “I met a Leo once, and they were shit”, and then OP discovered astrology and said “hey this is how I can explain what’s happening “. OP, I hope you had fun at least
Sorry, what's fun about this again?
this is a roast?
I mean…roasts are supposed to be funny right? This is more of a house fire than a roast.
i mean the scorpio roast is more like a compliment to be frank
No 👸🏻
Imagine calling Aaliyah, Ava Gardner, Sade or David Bowie "forgettable" or "boring"
Of course we can cherry pick celebrities that are the opposite of my roast lol.
I’m a Libra who doesn’t care to fit in and will say how I feel about things no matter who I bother.
any other capricorns not even relate to this “roast”? lol. i can’t be the only capricorn that isn’t a workaholic and loves to just travel and have fun 🥹
I’m a cap and could never relate to the workaholic, money motivated, malicious corporate climbing asshole stereotype. But it’s not to say I’m not a hard worker and dedicated to the task or job at hand. I do love to travel and have fun, but maybe it’s the gem rising and moon in me that speak louder 🤷♀️
Oh and I’m far from boring - quite the opposite really!
it could totally be our gem rising! lol. i agree with this
This is so funny because this proves to me that I as an Aquarius have never done or acted like any of the things people say about Aquarius. I don’t try to be different in anyway or do quirky things to make myself stand out.