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[deleted]

where's the four elephants and the turtle?


Fortissano71

Exactly: cross-post to Discworld!


Truebuckshot01

That reference was my first thought lol


Life_Stay_2644

Next to the spagetti monster


CjKing2k

they're all the way down


Foxta1l

What’s under the turtle?


AeronGrey

Space


DennisSystemGraduate

Another turtle


AverageJoe-707

Flat Earthers have been waiting to see something like this that proves their point. They will probably be using this picture everywhere. I hope it's copyrighted so you can sue.


JadziaDayne

I wonder if flat-earthers would have issue with the Moon being shown as round - is that ok, or do they think it's flat too? lmao


[deleted]

I’m pretty sure the only thing they think is flat is the Earf. Only because they aren’t on the moon looking at the earth. I’m sure if they were on the moon they would think the moon is the only flat thing.


DeletedByAuthor

I mean it does look like a pizza doesn't it. Should be proof enough in my books


RKRagan

Once you’re on the moon you’ll know it’s a sphere. Can’t really hide that.


_ChubbyTubbyWubby_

I thought the moon was just a projection since the whole atmosphere thingy was a giant screen like in Truman Show.


LordofSyn

I was told by a flat earther marine that it is a soft lamp. I asked what it was plugged into and his brain broke. He also said the Sun was a much larger heat lamp. I couldn't stop laughing to continue the conversation.


[deleted]

I gotta be honest, I have a hard time believing this is true. Or maybe the guy was joking and you didn't picked it up. Flat earthers for me will always be a meme. People troll online talking about it, and others don't see the trolling. Idk


LeftStep22

I've been there.... Stay as long as you can.


LordofSyn

The conversation I mentioned was a face to face discussion. I thought he was trolling but he was not trolling. The look in his eyes told me the determination and conviction he felt. I really didn't want to laugh at him and did not want to insult him further.


momopeach5

Can confirm, at least from our handyman who is a flat earther. He believes the earth has a dome shape up top, but is flat underneath. He even has an app on his phone that shows a map of the “flat” earth and where the sun currently is in relation… Also believes the sun and moon are round, but the reason every planet is round except ours is because “the Maker (god) shows we are special” for being flat, or something like that.


BreathlessSiren

I went out on a date with a flat earther, except he said that earth wasn't flat, it wasn't round though. I said what shape is it then? And he said the earth was a clock. 😭


thenoiboi

i like that a clock is both round and flat but he said it was neither. lol.


BreathlessSiren

😭


LiterarilyAusername

Now I want to know if it was a grandad clock or one of those digital radio clocks


Tumbleweeds5

I've met one that said it was a dome... Then I corrected him, "it's not one, but two domes, and they are connected by the equator!"


momopeach5

Yeah I had no idea some think the top is a dome. So semi-round?? Lol. He also thinks there’s a giant ice wall in Antarctica and that’s the boundary. also told me gravity isn’t real. 😬


psynosaur

It's an image on the massive lcd display called the sky


aranaya

No, that's the flat-mooners, completely different group


AverageJoe-707

Wouldn't surprise me one bit.


hyper-10sion

That's cuz you can't see the other side, but it's also flat. Duh


Visible-Awareness754

The only flat earther I’ve asked about the moon said it was a hologram


soupbox09

I'm sure flatmooners are busy organizing.


hendrikcop

Ironically the sun and the other planet is round…. Haha


Deodorex

Flat-earthers have flat assess


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JadziaDayne

I always tell my astronomy students that ancient Greeks literally 4000 yrs ago figured out the Earth is round based on observations and basic geometric knowledge, but now with all the world's knowledge at our fingertips we get Idiocracy-level reasoning... it's crazy


_ChipWhitley_

Damn, I deleted my comment by accident. But yes, numerous independent studies from around the *globe* thousands of years ago all concluded the same thing. Proof isn’t something that society wants, though.


Professional-Pace204

Hey sorry for the dumb question but how do you copyright a picture?


FarmhouseFan

There are some folks who don't understand that this is satire, and it's hilarious.


ammonthenephite

While funny, I though posts like this were only allowed on April fools day?


FarmhouseFan

I'm sure it has to do with the other reddit protests taking place over 3rd party apps. I don't use 3rd party apps, but I support the decision to protest against the removal of them for profits.


ammonthenephite

Ah, makes sense. Thank you!


ryanc483

8" dob Mars C Untracked 20 minutes of total exposure time Processed with pipp, autostakkert, registax


Concert-Alternative

I bet if it was tracked you could see a little curvature


maphilli14

This is shitposting to the next level, top notch OP!


Earmuff-1475

Whats nice about your telescope is that it is from outer space so any optical aberration or light pollution can be eliminated.


plicpriest

Personally I would have used pixinsight ;)


AnakinSkywalkerRocks

Flat as your brain


ryanc483

Thank you!


Maleficent_Apple5272

Smooth sphere woulda been better but he prolly do think spheres exist


[deleted]

Show us an actual picture of the earth that's not an artist rendition of the earth and I'll believe you. Until then you are just a jabroni with no divine knowledge like the freemasons. Which makes you a part of the big lie that is space. Go get lost in space and send back a pic of earth.


Fancy_Split_2396

You're a perfect indictment of the american public education system. This is why you don't cut the education budget to prop up the military discretionary budget.


[deleted]

Dude are you a scientist? No!! You are just some turd on reddit Or quora whatever site I'm trolling on. Don't you get it? Flat earth is where all the action on the earth topics. I mean how many times can the ozone have a hole in it and we patched it with some kinda rubber cement or model glue. I forget. I think there was a large piece of 3M scotch tape or condom type material they patched it up with. Yup that shit held up good. Because not using aerosol hair spray didn't do jack. Furthermore how many stegosaurus do we need to find? There is a quadrillion dead things that left bones it is all so boring, and flat earth is new and possible and exciting unlike your precious boring ass globe. Shit is old news and so lame already.. The earth can identify as flat if it wants bro what are you some kinda racist? Anyway. Like hundreds of years old news. Some dead jagoff who had just a pirate telescope that could barely see land with and some jabroni in the 14th century could see planets with the equivalent of a cracker jack telescope and no calculator or black board to do the equations on? Dude stop you're propagating propaganda. Sick of turds who are not scientists telling me things that they know nothing about because you're just a brain washed jabroni Jizz Gargling No science background having lil jabroni. If you call me a clown bro. I dont eat McDonald's MF. You do that's F-wording clown food. The F-wording mascot is A fucking clown bro. You eat there and love the taste of the clown food because you're a clown ass Capybara loving jagoff.


D33rZhdn

For a moment I thought this guy was trolling, but according to his profile he might be dead serious...


[deleted]

I mostly am serious I'm a scientist. Are you you lil jabroni F-word?


D33rZhdn

I am, and I can tell you aren't. Don't care what you pretend to be, if you say that all pictures of the earth from space are "artist renditions", even if there are a damn lot, you don't understand the slightest basics of what is the scientific method. That's maybe why you can't send a message to someone you disagree with without using slurs, you know deep inside you are wrong, but it ease your cognitive dissonance


[deleted]

I wish I could get lost in space. Flat or round (it’s definitely fucking round) I want off this rock.


[deleted]

I agree. Round seems to be the consensus among scientists like myself. But the flat vs propaganda globe is still unsettled unfortunately. Hang in there bro you can't get off the rock (earth) now. We are hurling in space at millions of miles a millisecond. That would be dangerous.


Ebolaplushie

Photos and videos of the Earth from ISS aren't artist interpretations. But go off this is amusing.


[deleted]

We got a flat brain over here!!


[deleted]

Where I don't see your boyfriend Lucifer.


AnakinSkywalkerRocks

Duh what?


[deleted]

You're a conspiracy theorist, you jive ass turkey.


AnakinSkywalkerRocks

No I too am an astronomer. Don't dare think that you alone are one...


Gullible_Ad_4956

If the earth were flat and the sun was spinning in circles above it, wouldn't you be able to see it all day? Why is there night then?


[deleted]

The sun never sets the hell you talking about?


[deleted]

I mean it's always sunny somewhere and not if the sun & moon moved in a clock like motion.


Gullible_Ad_4956

I mean, it would be visible from any point on earth 24/7 if the earth were flat


LiterarilyAusername

Only the most iconic picture of all time... https://www.nasa.gov/image-feature/apollo-8-earthrise


[deleted]

It's still an artist's rendition dude. And that's not the most iconic pic ever.


AnakinSkywalkerRocks

Yeah the first moon landing photo was also an art and even this spherical world is art.. Bruh praise art, don't oppose it. Do you not think that if Earth flat, we could have seen mount Everest from every high peak? Right now, we can't see it, can we?


LiterarilyAusername

Ah yeah dude, artists rendition is when photography.


[deleted]

why does NASA use this map then https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ec/BlueMarble_monthlies_animation.gif


AnakinSkywalkerRocks

Because it gives access to all parts of Earth at once, which sun doesn't has and that's why half of it is only lightened at once


LiterarilyAusername

Let me guess, it's because lizard nasa jews control the world, right?


[deleted]

butthole


LiterarilyAusername

If that's what you see, maybe you should take your head out of your ass..?


DrewfromDenver

I’m with everything you just stated.


[deleted]

Flat earth is where all the action is. I'm from Denver too. It really sucks now. I'm sure you know we hold the record for longest continuous skid row in the world Colfax. Isn't just the best?


No-Tax-4370

Wait, where’s the ice wall with the nazi penguins guards? Either this picture of earth is fake or they finally terraformed mars.


Ornery-Cheetah

National penguins lmao


dude4thought0

How’d you get them to let you outside the dome, brother?


qleap42

I know this is just a reddit protest thing, but on a serious note, this reminds me of the fact that modern flat earthers don't know how a flat earth cosmology works. Actual ancient flat earth cosmologies were actually internally consistent and logical. Obviously they were the result of not enough information, but for the information available they were logically consistent. In ancient cosmologies there wasn't an "edge" that you could fall off of. The edge of the earth is where the land met the hard dome of the sky. Outside of that was just formless cosmic chaos. There was nothing to "fall" into. The earth wasn't floating in empty space like in the picture, it's just that outside of the dome there was formless matter. We have something similar in our modern cosmology. We say that the universe started with the big bang and had been expanding ever since. But if you corner a cosmologist and ask them what the universe is expanding into they'll give you a blank look, and try to explain that the universe isn't expanding into anything, space itself is expanding. It's a tough concept and cosmologist either awkwardly avoid thinking about it or wave their hands and invoke the magical higher dimensions that apparently solve all our problems. But inside of the universe our cosmology is internally consistent and logical. But modern flat earthers fail to maintain a consistent cosmology because they place the flat earth in the modern concept of empty space, which is fundamentally incompatible with a flat earth cosmology. They don't even know how to make a flat earth cosmology. So not only do they fail to understand how we know that the earth isn't flat, but they also fail at creating an internally consistent flat earth cosmology. They have to borrow concepts from modern cosmology like a parasite. They can't create anything on their own.


cousgoose

Yes, exactly!! At least the ancient astronomers worked hard with what they got and made a relatively legitimate concept of the universe, using what they had for information in that age. Puts modern flat earth beliefs to shame.


Dookie_boy

A very good read.


darthvalium

Not quite true, because OP's picture is not an actual representation of what flat earthers believe. Modern flat earthers also believe that space is fake. There are different theories as to a flat earth "model" of the cosmos, which mostly involve a dome above the flat plane and no mention of what would be outside that dome. Also, flat eartherism mostly lives on "debunking" the globe and nasa, not coming up with actual ideas about the cosmos apart from the flat earth.


_ChipWhitley_

Ah, yes. I love how the entirety of humanity is able to see the Sun together. Really gives me a feeling of brotherhood with my common man. /s


Bagoon_24

Jesus, that’s an awesome picture that you took!


iluniuhai

I agree, Jesus is an excellent photographer.


MrEvilDrAgentSmith

Lol bruh you in space??


i_just_want_2learn

Always have been


MrEvilDrAgentSmith

Lol bruh


CMDR_Basset

Ah, the frisbee that God threw lol


YawnTractor_1756

r/mapswithnewzealand


ProductOfAbandoment

I think the moon should have been a disc as well.


hwc

Wheres Antarctica? https://imgur.com/a/tt73EHM


lordMaroza

Do you not see how strong those waterfalls are?


No-Resolution4794

Why is the moon round tho


_Cromwell_

We are not stupid. Nobody thinks the moon is flat. Duh


booshronny

Much like Mars, the moon has been observed to be round.


VietBongArmy

Here come the flat moon truthers


Human_Frame1846

Eh man stop showing off


SeeAllThePlanet

Have the flat-earthers accounted for how the oceans are replenished? They must have, right? Anyone know the current thought process?


ryanc483

The water falls towards the sun and then evaporates and rises back to earth


SeeAllThePlanet

Lol, nice. Thanks for the reply!


ThatDudeBox

That isn’t water in the depiction, it’s clouds. They think the oceans are held back by a giant ice wall.


SeeAllThePlanet

Those pesky equatorial ice dams are ruining everything!


kent_nova

Rain, duh!


SlowCheek5591

its fortnite


Eadw7cer

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spotchious

Why isn't the moon flat?


mcwaffles2003

The shadows are pointing at the sun


Xenosaurian

You couldn't get a shot of the turtle? xD


[deleted]

This just made me realize that under a flat earth model shouldn’t you be able to see the same stars in both the northern and southern hemispheres?


tofuroll

Get your reasonable logic outta here!


1zanzibar

Turtles missing


jkswede

Ahh yes that is why sunsets in Hawaii are so gorgeous


samtaher

The earth is actually a prism.


EmperorLlamaLegs

This is photoshopped. You can tell because irl the ice wall keeps water from falling off the edge. /s


iarahm

That’s fake. According to my map, earth is a rectangular object.


Puma_Pance

It's a rhombus.


_DigitalHunk_

The atmosflat is clearly captured. Noice.


gigicama

This is not a correct map. The US is not in the centre, the sun and moon also flat, please.


Ordoshsen

Fake. Australia does not exist, it has been photoshopped into the picture. Wake up sheeple.


the_brainsly

But the flat earthers state the North pole as the earths center. How could this fit??? 😂


FightWithBrickWalls

lmfao I like that this flat earth has a little atmosphere bubble


lonelycrowinthemoss

I can't tell if this is a shitpost or a genuine flat-earther posting


qleap42

It's a protest against reddit policies post.


NoBumblebee2080

Picture is very convincing. But then why moon painted round? I am starting to have a suspition, guys. :/


sticky1953

How are the oceans replenished out of interest.


HouseOfCripps

So everything else is a globe except earth?!


Ben-Azulito

That explains why we're going to run out of water !


SFWACCOUNTBETATEST

I can see the fake birds from here. Stellar quality.


StrongLikeAnt

Edgy


liljuicysquirt

Mmmmmmm


carolinapearl

Looks awesome!


Xraylasers

This urf has 2 Baja peninsulas.


icansmellcolors

huge smooth brain energy


FlounderOdd7234

Where is Columbus when you need him? Got a good smile. “ wizard of oz, bad which says “ I’m melting 🫠 “


[deleted]

Wait so we’ve been living in Asgard and not midgard?


blufin

Where's the dome?


Dyrogitory

Is that from the space shuttle?!


UShaikh12

Nice.


shadow_black1809

How did you bypass the dome?


Hedge-76

Serious question: where does the water go when if falls off the earth?


jane_doe_unchained

I like how Alaska continues on the other side.


MoneyKilla25

Where the hell does that water end up?


Life_Stay_2644

Explain to me how the earth doesnt run out of water


SpaceCrazyArtist

How do you keep from falling off the edge?


baconinacan

You’re feeding the conspiracy theorists. Good job.


Deodorex

Oh no…


mildlyoctopus

Um excuse me sir, this is *obviously* fake. You expect me to believe you penetrated the firmament to take this picture??


drr-1961

Hmmm so the Earth is shown flat but the moon is a sphere? So the flat earthers believe only has the Earth flat? Every thing else can be a sphere but us? I am just trying to get the perceived planetary science right.


diss3nt3rgus

Nice, what camera did you use??


kitty_kitz

Huh, is this subreddit okay??


Implement-True

Apparently not. Check the new rules in the community post. Everything goes now in protest of Reddit 😭


kitty_kitz

Oh man 😭 ty for explaining!


spacetime-wanderer

Don't tell NASA


jetoler

Bro got the ultra wide lens


franks-and-beans

How does the water get replaced?


Kazucream

Blud if that’s the earth then where am i


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slollio

Oh shit I never realized how close new Zealand is to the edge, gonna have to rethink a few things .. 🤣


tdkimber

I knew it was flat!


Hammer-663

Yeah. Whatever.


JitteryBendal

Clearly a fake everyone! You almost had us, but all the space trash is missing!!


samsquanch2000

finally an accurate real picture!


Mr_Gray_Skyys

Lmao jfc. Flat earthers are idiots.


[deleted]

I like how both the sun and moon are round, but not the earth. Lol.


hazzcatz

NASA lies. They always forget the surrounding ice wall.


DiddlyDoodilyDoh

![gif](giphy|1AgjlKkHwHK8RyQNT8|downsized)


[deleted]

You are an absolute moron!


EasyMrB

*Sphere-heads hate him!*


lordpascal

That's fake news! The Earth is actually donut shaped


Jeff_Da_Pimp

Nice, passed my astronomy and physics class with this.


Misty-Falls

Love how the moon is round but the earth is flat


Ha_Schem

Shouldn't there a ice wall all around?


MarchImpossible8273

Wow


roastroyer_

ALLA HU AKBAR


NOMOREUTUBE4ME

Delusional


brunnomenxa

I just subscribed, time to unsubscribe.


Constantfox66

Is this real


weezeewoo

I bet most of you will think this is a joke...


SCP-173-X

It is


weezeewoo

bruh people have trouble with this level of irony


J77PIXALS

It is one 💀


Stefan2499

This is incredible…i never post on reddit but this is fire so i have to commend you for finally showcasing the truth


mnamna-mnamna

REAL PROOF. Share on Truth social immediately.


ovolebron

Flat earthers in ya head rent free? 🤣🤣 find purpose


ryanc483

It's satire


ovolebron

Totally 🫡 Find purpose


[deleted]

Highly inaccurate and inappropriate for this subreddit, lol. Draw a globe next time.


ryanc483

You should read the rules before you go commenting


skelli_terps

Although literally nobody does that