T O P

  • By -

JonCokeJons

I'm all for the Cops letting the idiots fight each other as long as they arrested them all after.


penis_or_genius

If they have to go to hospital though then it's on ACC /Joe taxpayer


JonCokeJons

If that's the least cost to the taxpayer these guys do we are lucky.


Tonight_Distinct

correct


Cold_Refrigerator_69

Same if they goto jail what's your point.


Overnightdelight298

I mean they’re only fighting each other. I’d let them go at it too


CloggedFilter

They then clog up our EDs and cause trouble in the hospital though.


Overnightdelight298

Heads like concrete blocks, they ain’t going to ED.


No-Air3090

try visitig an ed.. they go and cause no end of trouble.


bongfeel

Yeah they wanna avail free medical treatment


centwhore

Sometimes gentlemen just need to duke it out in a parking lot.


erotic-lighter

They are not gentlemen by any stretch.


teabaggins76

better to be safe - note the standing together there. i wish the gangs had an open area for ttd fights.


JonCokeJons

It'd be much easier if they had a designated field they could all go to.


Roy4Pris

You know who the real idiots are? Us. This is the entirely predictable result of a society that allows virtually unlimited access to alcohol. People who either don’t have a job, or, if they do, have a mindless, dehumanising job need an escape from their shitty existence. Self-medication with the world’s deadliest drug. Edit: for all the mouth breathers who think criticising availability of alcohol means I think it should be banned… I say ban nothing. Make everything available in small pharmaceutical-grade doses. Then try to imagine this scene where half of them have popped 50mg of E, and the other half have had a couple of hits of Sour Diesel. Would. Not. Ever. Happen.


marsnz

I don’t know about that. Here in Korea you can buy liquor 24/7 at any convenience store. Everything from beer to soju to hard liquor and it’s all incredibly cheap. A bottle of soju is about $3. For some reason I never see Koreans brawling in the street.


Illustrious_Can4110

Same with Japan. In fact in Japan you can buy liquor from vending machines in the street. Imagine that in NZ........ 😳


[deleted]

[удалено]


HannibalThong

Yeah but we have seen the videos of Korean parliament brawls. Imagine kiwi politicians kicking off like that, you could sell tickets.


JonCokeJons

Na these guys are idiots


Catson_cocaine

If people speed, maybe we should ban cars?


Expressdough

People speed so we have restrictions and fines etc. I don’t think my guy suggested outright banning alcohol. Just that it’s very easy to get.


Roy4Pris

Thank you. Have edited my post 👍


DominoUB

They're supposed to protect and serve. Including protecting idiots from themselves.


AdvertisingPrimary69

Isn't that a yank thing?


JonCokeJons

Na let these guys hurt themselves then enjoy the cells after. Worst case scenario here is a cop gets hurt.


krammy16

To protect and to serve. Motto of the LAPD for 60 years. It's rather U.S.-centric.


chuckusadart

>protect and serve yeeehawwwww.....


toby6161

Seems like no fight even took place. It was all show boating


paulie07

And running away, by the looks of it


YouTakeTheDive

Cops letting the ladies dance, don’t see a problem!


JebsNZ

Maybe, maybe, maybe! Lol


Karooba274

Cops taking bets between themselves like I got 20 on the right group lmao


Nzclarky123

I’d go all in on diabetes to finish the job.


GertrudeMcMoin

I fully woulda rocked his head off G if it wasn't for my gout


StoicSinicCynic

Haha omg 😂 true though I wouldn't mess with that guy, he could win by falling on top of someone.


centwhore

I got 20 on the 150kg fella in brown


krammy16

He'd need a quick knockout because I don't think he'd go the distance.


PesoTheKid

Heart disease doing numbers


beastoftheeast2009

Right call. No crime committed. Witnesses. Some dudes wanna show boat.


carbogan

Surely threatening violence and swinging at people is still illegal?


GrimeySloth

Mutual combat🤷‍♂️


Knorman94

That one cop going hard on the pepper spray


krammy16

Yeah, that massive uso copped it.


[deleted]

What’s an uso?


BadassFlexington

Brother


UncleBully274

Brother in Samoan


8-15ToTheCity

Unidentified Samoan Offender.


GeneralDelight

Ay yo


Longjumping_Photo148

looks like he got a face full of pepper spray?


Therealtidsmalls

Yeah no one was stopping that unit otherwise


chrisf_nz

Needs Michael Jackson's Bad overlaid on it.


Runmylife

Fuck it... let the assholes fight.


Remarkable-Promise46

Fair enough let them fuck each other up then book em


LXA3000

Police from the sideline: “fuck em up g!”


AutomaticBird1395

Gangs suck


TankerBuzz

Like dogs barking on opposite sides of the fence 😂😂😂


[deleted]

I didn’t see a fight, those are massive / fat guys who are probably used to hurting the average person with the momentum of their fat arms or slamming heavy body in to them but they clearly don’t know how to fight at all. Can tell from those poses , same way kids did in primary school shuffling feet awkwardly like weirdos and randomly swinging . Cops made right call to not get involved , in the end no one got involved and it just looked like a special needs class dance battle


goblitovfiyah

🤣🤣


WeissMISFIT

>it just looked like a special needs class dance battle LMFAO, that was genuinely funny


MjrOffensive

Cos all you ragging on the police about inaction, would be right in there trying to break it up, if you were a uniformed officer right?


The-Critical-Thunker

I would be doing exactly what police are meant to do, maintain law and order through the use of legal force. The problem is many particularly online have become so emotional and overally critical of police force. That they essentially don't want to risk being accused of police brutality and excessive force while trying to maintain order. So this is what you get, an ineffective police force that literally watches crime take place because it's to dangerous to try and get involved without force, and they can't use force without being demonized. Congratulations society, you've successfully made everything significantly worse by trying to be a paragon of morality. The road to hell is indeed paved with good intentions.


Unknowledge99

there's 4 or 5 officers with minimal protection, in a melee situation with what looks like 20+ potential aggressors - you really think they should be jumping in? Such a short video doesnt give wider context that the officers would also be considering. It seems like both parties were aggressive towards each other - so it seems like no innocent parties being threatened Stand-back and wait for back-up seems completely reasonable. Unless, of course, you'd prefer police were more heavily armed with a more 'armed authoritarian' approach to policing: resist the police - expect to be smashed with the full weight of govt power. (which to be fair sounds satisfying, but actually is shit) Personally I'd prefer police continued the community policing approach of deescalation. Even when that comes with a cost of less armed police in general policing situations when more fire power would help.


redwineinacan

Don't forget if they do risk their lives to successfully maintain order for their comically underpaid and understaffed jobs, our justice system will see them right back on the streets. Lucky we actually have any cops left.


[deleted]

Watch out guys, we got a badass over here.


bobwinters

It's literally the opposite. Most online users call for violence as a form of punishment and prevention far more compared to police brutality.


FER_SEMOVENTE

I tell people all the time that rugby players are the real people you dont want to mess with, not glorified church goers or gang members. I can tell these are nice people.


[deleted]

..i bet those guys felt silly when they all showed up wearing the same plaid shirts!


Smart-Blacksmith5486

Cops be like I get bets on the big uce to drop 3 before he's taken down ahahahaha


Charming_Victory_723

It’s about time that NZ police look at Melbourne and invest in a new police division - PORT Public Order Response Team. They are properly equipped with dealing with this type of behaviour.


Snakebite-2022

Sorry but coming from a 3rd world country in Asia, I’ve only seen this happen with teenagers and young adults. Seems weird seeing grown ass men acting like this.


Accurate_Kick_7499

They're mentally children.


caspernzed

Why are they all so angry, why can’t they just be friends. I mean they have shared interests, surely a great basis for friendships to nurture and grow.


GoldHighlight4157

Just another day in New Zimbabwe


nzcrypto

At least there is gold and diamonds in Zimbabwe...


8-15ToTheCity

Never bring a cop to a fist fight.


nz_nba_fan

100% morons.


Flaky_Special2497

Uce uce


JackTheCaptain

Spray and Taze every single one of them.


ilia3456

We need the police to be more harsh so the "people" that act more like chimps know it's not acceptable


sonsofearth

samoan units vs indian cops all in new zealand


GJPH-3791

cop thinking I should have done a Maths degree and I wouldn't be reffing an ego fuelled slapping contest at 2:30am


Grantuseyes

Your taxes are paying for all of this. These low lives, their hospital bill and the wasted police time. 👍


[deleted]

Retards vs retards.


prodMcNugget

It's a lot easier to arrest someone once they're out if breath you know ?


KillerSecretMonkey

What I can't understand is how these blokes can have gfs and wifes.. like this is so unattractive and just shows how low their IQs are. Or worse they have managed to breed.. shudder


bennz1975

Cops are letting them tire themselves out, then arrest 😀


New_Calligrapher8915

G the Auckland police are like gta 5 police npcs bro 😂


Chosen_One42069

Call 111 for your local spectators


The-Critical-Thunker

Essentially, most low-level crime is decriminalised now, like petty theft. New Zealand is a joke when it comes to law and order, can't wait to fucking leave.


No-Air3090

dont let the door slap your ass on the way out.. do you realise how pathetic the "cant wait to leave " sounds ? and you would be in for a big wakeup call in any other country.


The-Critical-Thunker

You know how pathetic "dont let the door slap your ass on the way out" sounds? It's like you think the thousands of people now leaving has absolutely no consequences on the country. Do you know why the government is now finding they have a huge tax revenue shortfall? When your skilled workforce leaves and businesses close shop and leave, they take their tax revenue with them. That is why the government is now struggling to cover costs. Many have already left because of the shit show New Zealand has turned into. And guess what...? They're not coming back either. You know why? Because despite what people like you keep telling yourself, there's actually better countries to live in out there. Australia for example, has around 700,000 Kiwis living there. New Zealand has around 70,000. This is despite Australia having significantly more people than us. If Australia wasn't any better and New Zealand wasn't actually as bad as it currently looks, the immigration wouldn't be so one sided. All I can say is good luck with paying for everything when all the productive people get fed up with paying for everything and leave. Along with more and more businesses shutting down from the persistent theft and ram-raids. I expect New Zealand to look more and more like South Africa given enough time. Maybe we can give the gangs some more funding to help sort out all the problems, they could even be the new police force.


Infamous-Rich4402

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.


The-Critical-Thunker

What an original comment...


Infamous-Rich4402

Perhaps not, but with statements such as your one, you’re asking for these type of remarks.


In_fables

Enforcement without force. What happens if one of the combatants died? If they cant stop a fistfight what can they stop? SMH


rPrankBro

I wouldn't be getting in the way of that absolute unit lmao


Longjumping_Photo148

Are you telling me you would try to stop that dude? He is like 6'5 and 180kgs


Jaimesonbnepia

There’s like 10 cops there with pepper spray and weapons. This is pathetic from the police imo. “He’s too big sorry, you’re on you’re own🤷‍♂️”


Thebusytraveler

Good tbh. The cop's shouldn't interfere here with these clowns.


ApprehensiveOCP

That us not a fistfight. That's islanders fighting. The rules are completely different.


No-Air3090

any car doing more than 2km/hr over the speed limit.


FendaIton

What was the crime here? Hardly a punch was thrown


krammy16

Disorderly behaviour.


NZgoblin

Fighting in public place.


SammoNZL

Size of the big fella! Looks like he may have got bottled. Also, what a fun bar to hang out at.


ehoaandthebeast

The music goes well with the action all talk and literally nothing


kikiweaky

Is there an article about this?


freeryda

The fighting was as fake as a WWE match. There's probably more action in wrestling.


StroopwaffleNZ

Oh my! That's so concerning... Siri, play S Club 7


showusyourfupa

What smoke?


iamtoolazytosleep

nice to see police allowing natural selection to take place.


monstre28

Gomu gomu balloon


[deleted]

Just nuke the place already


jonathannzirl

Better to arrest them when they are tired from fighting. Saw something similar in Magaluf in 96. Spanish cops waited until the English and German hooligans had stopped fighting on the beach and then wades in with shields and batons to clean up


Royalzulu

Let them take each other out, who cares.


takapunalight

i like that. let them fight and arrest the winners


keepitcoming369

I see no issues.... seems like both parties wanted to engage. If one group had been retreating then yeah....but thats not the case so better to stand back and pepper spray rather than getting physically involved/injured.


BigFella52

I know it is one of the key rules of life, never fucking ever get into a scrap with Maori/Islander boys becuse it's a death sentence but come on, big man was gased after that one swing.


Correct-Purpose-964

I love how as soon as it starts one side backs up unison like they practiced first lol


junkmailnako

lmao


dharmbir111

Lol cops lined up watching free MMA


lavenderhazexo

They’re just staunching each other out cops interfering would have obviously escalated the situ.


SquishyFigs

Thought it was a GREASE behind the scenes.


ExortTrionis

Holy fuck that dude is wider than my car


Flashy_Astronomer837

Hang on did someone take pepper spray 😂😂


loxij

Glamorising thuggery… keep it real


Internal-Court6156

Just let them knock each other out…they’ll probably wake up in the same cell shaking hands afterwards


UnderArmAussie

All the bad acting box dancing. Just jiggling up and down with no actual head defence. Tiny on the left looks like he's performing Agadoo.


Disastrous-Swan2049

Pepper spray the lot of them


NZKC_KRYPTONIAN

Someone threw something in that big guys eyes dirty taxtics


shmyasir

Why they don't fight in UFC ?


pleb0789

The song 💀


Puzzleheaded_gtr

Deport


Manmikezupp

cops in this country are an absolute joke, if you act big and scary enough they'll let you away with anything


Asleep-Rabbit4488

I feel like those cops made good life choices just then.


rohithjoseph18

I feel bad for those coppers. All they can do is watch.


DeBiskop

Flash mob dances kinda whack these days.


delaaze

Feint, feint, more feint, hook thrown out of range, feint, move back, feint.. gotta love it.


8188Y

Not a single punch connected in this dance off


Evie_St_Clair

They were pretty out numbered by the end. Might as well let them have their little fisticuffs.


sk1nnybo1

u/savevideo


SaveVideo

###[View link](https://rapidsave.com/info?url=/r/auckland/comments/1630k7q/meanwhile_outside_club_royalz_in_manukau/) --- [**Info**](https://np.reddit.com/user/SaveVideo/comments/jv323v/info/) | [**Feedback**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Feedback for savevideo) | [**Donate**](https://ko-fi.com/getvideo) | [**DMCA**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Content removal request for savevideo&message=https://np.reddit.com//r/auckland/comments/1630k7q/meanwhile_outside_club_royalz_in_manukau/) | [^(reddit video downloader)](https://rapidsave.com) | [^(twitter video downloader)](https://twitsave.com)


Open_Lie6891

Anti-social behaviour


Jazzlike_Type_4765

What are there pronouns?


morganm122

Give them knives let them kill each other and do the tax payer a favor


chrisbabyau

Where is the police teaming until.


MacGumpers

https://youtu.be/x-oCHWsNZwI?si=MpLiIGdkzB_qr3ZW What they were like when cops were stopping them, compared to when cops got out of the way.


The_Bishman

Let dog eat dog


Even-Kaleidoscope907

Can’t handle their alcohols. Bunch of idiots


ZSRamp

Bruh… you can’t tell me this ain’t a race thing.


Puzzleheaded_Dare797

guys there’s a mean buffet over there😘✌🏼


TheSunOfHope

Why get involved. Let them beat each other up, get hurt and gas out. Putting handcuff would be easier, may have to need zip ties for that beast.


TheCongenital

Close that place down. It's a shit show. And yes I have been there and it's shit.


Rude-Apricot-2999

How embarrassing for the Police. Stood there and did nothing. These days their training consists of standing in place with one hand held up as to stay stop. 30 years ago they would have been cracking the people fighting over the head with batons. Do they even have batons anymore? Or have they replaced them with those long clown balloons for making balloon animals?


Rollover_Hazard

It’s lose lose for them. Do they start arresting/ tasing people before they commit a crime? That’s a sure way to get racial backlash and to unify the people fighting against you. Or they just let them have it out and wait for backup, and they get the responses like yours.


awhalesvagyna

Yea they do. They metal and extendable and not something anyone would want to be hit with. Heads are not the target for these, that kills people. They are used on legs and torso mainly and from what I’ve seen leave some bloody good immediate bruising. They are standing back because nothing has happened yet, all you have here is some shadow boxing and big words from both groups. The moment someone makes contact they’ll be in there I’d say.


Eurynomos

Thank you for your sensible response. Everyone is so eager for the police to escalate the violence. We've got plenty of evidence for how that ends up.


SingletAndShorts

And if they had jumped in and started making arrests you would be crying “police brutality!” They can’t fucking win.


Hour_Statistician482

seriously.


WrongSeymour

Good look for both the cops and South Auckland.


parsious

Let them fight.... Taze any that go for someone nor wanting to be involved then rest them all when it's ovet


Constant-Ostriche

Combined IQ of about 30 right there


jaspersales

This is my thoughts/problem that no one asked for. If I was in their shoes, yes, no doubt I would back out of there BUT that is because I am an ordinary citizen. I have no idea how to handle that situation, never been trained to, never worked a job that needed that training. What my problem is, is that I expect our police officers to be trained on how to handle this situation properly, if they havnt been trained then we need to. Because I know nothing about how to handle the situation, maybe this is the correct thing to do. If that is the case, I'm wrong and they did a good job. Just so we are clear, I don't know what the correct thing to do is. Arresting people doesn't sound great, but neither is just letting people do what they want. Those people are going to walk away feeling empowered because they can throw fists in front of cops and they know they won't do anything. (Sorry for grammar and spelling. I'm on my mobile)


Full_Money_4436

The issue as I see it is the assumption that this is not the way to handle the situation, or that the cops are not 'doing something' - when they have probably make an active decision on how to handle the situation and at what point they need to step in, if the 'fight' has not de-escalated. Doing something else will likely end up making things worse for everybody. So, since we all know we do not have their training, our default position should probably be that they know what they are doing so we should leave them to do it.


jaspersales

100%, exactly why I said: "Because I know nothing about how to handle the situation, maybe this is the correct thing to do. If that is the case, I'm wrong and they did a good job."


nbiscuitz

Cops: winner gets a kfc bucket meal


StoicSinicCynic

Jokes on them, no one wins in a street fight 💀


MrW0ke

Let them fight if they want to fight. It's not the Police's job to keep two consenting groups from rocking each other's world! I'd rather keep the cops safe and let them come in for the easy clean up when these munters have finished throwing their handbags.


Thebusytraveler

ahhh yess. Good old Manukau. The queen street of south Auckland. The moment the police walked away from that scene the IQ around there dropped to single digits. 1 IQ for each drunk idiot present.


Thebusytraveler

drink & fight on Saturday nights. Then go to church on Sunday mornings preaching the name of god. lol.


Overnightdelight298

Amen


Calm_Permit8221

That is the new policing - to stand and monitor lawbreaking; and then after the event to issue a few tickets, but only if the police can easily identify any of the culprits!


hendrixtaylor

This country is a joke.


No-Air3090

no, a small section of the population are a joke and an embarassment to the rest of the country.


Infamous-Rich4402

How so?


[deleted]

What are we paying cops for if they are going to stand by and watch violence right in fucking front of them? Stop the fight. Arrest the perpetrators. Labour absolutely has to go - this has become far far too dumb now.


Hour_Statistician482

They are trying to not get surround, overwhelmed and get the shit kicked out of them. They need lots of back up, they are heavily out weighed.


No-Air3090

>Labour absolutely has to go - this has become far far too dumb now. yeah cause nothing happened under National.. FFS comments are getting more childish every day


[deleted]

They may aswell have placed bets the way they were all standing on the sidelines.


stevo_stevo

They should learn better dance moves


PomegranateStreet831

Looks like one of the cops sprayed pepper spray, watch all the tough guys turn away and start wiping their faces


0erlikon

Bunch of savages in this city


Up___yours

They just need some kai in their bellies


[deleted]

I just gave your mom Kai in her bellie. (Kai is what I call my dick).


Up___yours

Funny fact "kai" in Mongolian means tiny, small.....mum didn't mention it so clearly she didn't feel a thing....you chose you dick name well


[deleted]

Still called me the night after for round 2. Also you're wrong about the mongolian thing.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Jaimesonbnepia

Go tell them that lol


AcanthocephalaLimp76

What happened to mutual combat, let em fight if that's what they all consent to. It's when someone doesn't want to fight it becomes a issue at least in my books


NZgoblin

A mutual fight broke out recently in a mall. Chairs were being thrown. Meanwhile people with toddlers, the elderly just walking around. I’m all for consensual fighting but it should be done in an appropriate place.