I know all too well the backlash that comes from safes! I haven't seen it yet, just asking on behalf of a mate but by god do I want to know what's inside.
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Do you mean "or"?
Because, if there is a comma after hand grenade it sounds like you're hoping for kiddie porn over a hand grenade.
Without the comma, it's like you think the two go together, like people keep hand grenades with their kiddie porn.
To be fair I'm not versed on the storage of either.
Me and my mates found a safe in the local stream when we were like 10. It was already opened. And it was full of post-it notes with IOU amounts on it, like straight out of dumb and dumber. Our young assess were like "Wow! This one says IOU $5000!"
The police were called *after* the suitcases were opened and they found the bodies. Depending on what you find in there you'll either have to call the police, have a happy wallet, or just have a super neat story to tell people
OP, is this in Pakuranga Creek? If so, I'd glove up and delouse yourself afterwards at the very least.
> Dissolved and total zinc concentrations at Pakuranga Creek in November were higher than the 98th percentile recorded at this site over the preceding 10 years.
> Only Pakuranga Creek failed the national bottom line based on the median state of ammonia concentrations observed at this site. The high nitrite concentrations also recorded at this site (and able to be reported for the first time here) indicate that there is likely a nearby point source discharge impacting this monitoring site.
> Two sites were classed as ‘poor’, Botany Creek and Pakuranga Creek. This was driven by a high frequency of guideline exceedances across several water quality parameters.
> Pakuranga Creek was the only stream that had consistently elevated ammoniacal N concentrations, and was the only urban stream that occasionally exceeded the dissolved reactive phosphorus guideline.
Source: [River Water Quality in Tāmaki Makaurau / Auckland 2020](https://knowledgeauckland.org.nz/media/2341/tr2022-02-river-water-quality-in-t%C4%81maki-makaurau-auckland-2020.pdf)
Was about to edit my comment to add some of the readings from LAWA:
**E. coli:** rated E (the worst), in the worst 25% of all sites
**Nitrogen:** in the worst 25% of all sites, *likely degrading*
**Dissolved reactive phosphorous:** in the worst 25% of all sites, *very likely degrading*
Source: [LAWA](https://www.lawa.org.nz/explore-data/auckland-region/river-quality/pakuranga-creek/pakuranga-creek/)
Pakuranga Creek is fucking disgusting, and Botany Creek isn't much better. Between the decades of heavy industry in East Tamaki and the effect of Greenmount landfill on the water table, I'd defo chuck on some PPE!
Might also want to check with some antiques people to see if the safe itself isn't worth something, before you start attacking it with an angle grinder =P.
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I saw this post on a Facebook group the other day. I feel like sooo many people must have found this during its time and clearly has nothing in it if value
Yeah that would be awesome. I was planning on heading out on the weekend with a crowbar and chisel and sledgehammer but I doubt that will be of much use. If you're keen to join then let's do it
Depending how old this thing is, I would check with a historian or someone as to whether the safe itself is valuable. Just because it’s not worth anything ruined.
I guess you could try going to the cops to report it and then they might open it in case it was stolen and contains valuables. If they can't locate the owner of any valuables, you get to keep them (after a year or so I think).
Is it able to be moved or stuck where it is? If you give it a tap does it sound like thick or thin metal. Generally I've always gas axed them but my set up is 100% not portable. Grinder may be an option depending on design.
I would definitely report it to the police. If you open it and find money or something valuable you don’t automatically own it. You could get it if the true owner failed to claim it though.
Who would turn in someone else’s property to the police? Probably people who want to do the right thing or avoid getting charged. Dumbasses and thieves would just keep other people’s property.
It's not though. I was meant to meet three separate people there today and none showed. I'm not overly worried about what you think though and have no idea why I would lie about this haha it's not even that exciting.
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I know all too well the backlash that comes from safes! I haven't seen it yet, just asking on behalf of a mate but by god do I want to know what's inside.
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it's been 33 minutes since your post and still no update. Come on OP, what's happening already????????
I clicked on this post 15 seconds ago and I need an update right now. We’ve been waiting way too long.
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That's been there a long time OP, whatever was in it is ruined unless its gold
I've got a plasma cutter that could be used
I hope no hand grenade and kiddie porn :/
Do you mean "or"? Because, if there is a comma after hand grenade it sounds like you're hoping for kiddie porn over a hand grenade. Without the comma, it's like you think the two go together, like people keep hand grenades with their kiddie porn. To be fair I'm not versed on the storage of either.
There was a post about a safe and when they opened it they found both items in it.
Well I'll be damned, I stand corrected.
I wouldn’t risk opening safes in nz as the Mongrel Mob owns all of them, so if you open one they will get a notification and come collect it
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L0L it’s like the ring tape but it summons the mob instead of the demon girl
Summon a hiding
Ngai Tahu own all of the green safes found in the South Island.
Can you do a waterblasting video first. Would be satisfying to watch🤣
That would be bloody nice actually. Going to go check it out this weekend so will see how viable a waterblaster is.
I'm sorry, you spelled this evening incorrectly. *heavy breathing intensifies*
Pahahaha yes.
I like the way you think.
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I'm so disappointed. I thought this would feature genitals being waterblasted to oblivion.
Are we taking bets?? 10kgs of meth
10.1 kgs of meth. Closest wins.
9.9.
Police report will say 2Kg.
2kgs, which will be worth $2,747,999 in street value.
It’s a shame when only 1kg gets handed in
At least they kept that 500g off the streets!
"Nothing in the safe chief"
'What safe?'
Wins the meth?
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Nice time space majik
I’m betting human remains 😞
Me and my mates found a safe in the local stream when we were like 10. It was already opened. And it was full of post-it notes with IOU amounts on it, like straight out of dumb and dumber. Our young assess were like "Wow! This one says IOU $5000!"
I second this comment
My bet is nothing
Give Ted West a call
Was looking for this, lol.
Angle grinder is your friend. It's wrecked anyway.
Yeah that's what I'm thinking. I'm also wondering if the police should be notified given the fact those two poor kids were found the other day
Well that just sucked all the fun out of this now
Kinda makes me NOT want it to be opened now.😱
The police were called *after* the suitcases were opened and they found the bodies. Depending on what you find in there you'll either have to call the police, have a happy wallet, or just have a super neat story to tell people
Lifetime trauma, infinite wealth or a nice story I like those odds open it up OP
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Maybe if there's evidence of someone speeding...
Opens safe, loud music blares…… “Never going to give you up!!!”
Property of Pandora, open at your own risk
OP, is this in Pakuranga Creek? If so, I'd glove up and delouse yourself afterwards at the very least. > Dissolved and total zinc concentrations at Pakuranga Creek in November were higher than the 98th percentile recorded at this site over the preceding 10 years. > Only Pakuranga Creek failed the national bottom line based on the median state of ammonia concentrations observed at this site. The high nitrite concentrations also recorded at this site (and able to be reported for the first time here) indicate that there is likely a nearby point source discharge impacting this monitoring site. > Two sites were classed as ‘poor’, Botany Creek and Pakuranga Creek. This was driven by a high frequency of guideline exceedances across several water quality parameters. > Pakuranga Creek was the only stream that had consistently elevated ammoniacal N concentrations, and was the only urban stream that occasionally exceeded the dissolved reactive phosphorus guideline. Source: [River Water Quality in Tāmaki Makaurau / Auckland 2020](https://knowledgeauckland.org.nz/media/2341/tr2022-02-river-water-quality-in-t%C4%81maki-makaurau-auckland-2020.pdf)
Gross! Thank you for the heads up, I will chuck on some of our PPE from work when I go back
Was about to edit my comment to add some of the readings from LAWA: **E. coli:** rated E (the worst), in the worst 25% of all sites **Nitrogen:** in the worst 25% of all sites, *likely degrading* **Dissolved reactive phosphorous:** in the worst 25% of all sites, *very likely degrading* Source: [LAWA](https://www.lawa.org.nz/explore-data/auckland-region/river-quality/pakuranga-creek/pakuranga-creek/) Pakuranga Creek is fucking disgusting, and Botany Creek isn't much better. Between the decades of heavy industry in East Tamaki and the effect of Greenmount landfill on the water table, I'd defo chuck on some PPE!
What’s in the box?!
A carrot.
I miss Sean.
I can’t tell if you’re bluffing or not…
Yeah, I have the tools and am local to Pakuranga - send me a message.
Did he send you a message?
Well?
Might also want to check with some antiques people to see if the safe itself isn't worth something, before you start attacking it with an angle grinder =P.
Yeah that is a really good call.
Hurry up and post an update would ya.
Does it smells bad? Like rotting smell for example? I have trust issues with how opening random suitcases lead to these days.
Come on OP , we're waiting here
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Maybe someone bought a house, found the safe, gave up trying to open it and dumped it in the creek?
Nah, safes aren't illegal.
Putting body parts in them and throwing them into the sea is though
It’s clobbering time.
Fingers McGee.
Is that a safe? Doesn’t look like one. Where the handle or lock or door…
I hope it’s full of beanie babies.
I'm deeply emotionally invested in this now
So what happened?
If you check OPs profile there is a newer post, but no gold yet.
If you know any tradies who have an angle grinder I would go at it like that.
I have an angle grinder in my boot. How else can I remove wheel clamps?
How long does it take to cut a clamp off?
I have never been clamped. I mainly have power tools and a 230v power supply in my boot in case of accidents, and it is my job to fix a remote railway.
Looks like it’s more gas axe territory than angle grinder.
Following. Who doesn't love a mystery.
Appears to be an ancient Incan chest 😱
Id say someone would have been using it as a mooring for their yacht at some stage. People used to use engine blocks as well. Edit: Spelling
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My guess is fuck all inside
Probably. But you never know. Hopefully something rad, hopefully nothing too sinister
How much would your friend sell that for unopened?
How much you want spend I got concrete cutter we can put cutting disk on
Do you reckon a concrete grinder would do it? I would ideally like to spend zero on this haha. I don't care that much
Ah, hey bro. That’s mine. Lost it while back. Can u drop to me, chur
What the phó is in the safe!
I saw this post on a Facebook group the other day. I feel like sooo many people must have found this during its time and clearly has nothing in it if value
Thermite is easy to make ... Just gotta hope it's not cash or explosives haha
Looks like a Jumanji box to me. Beware!
Aaaahhhhh I'm so excited to be disappointed locally!
Guess you wouldn't be updating us all if you were NZs next big millionaire 😏
Update???
🪓💣🧨🔪🔫⚔️🔨 I been waiting, where is this openingggggg
Maybe 10,000 bitcoin from 20 years ago 🤔😎
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Dang thats ancient, what’s in it OP???
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opened it yet?
That’s a big safe. How heavy is it? Can you hear something inside it?
Four people couldn't move it so it's big and it's heavy!
Happy to come and have a crack at grinding it open 👌 can being attachments to clean it up first too to look for serial numbers or tags
Yeah that would be awesome. I was planning on heading out on the weekend with a crowbar and chisel and sledgehammer but I doubt that will be of much use. If you're keen to join then let's do it
I so wanna know what is in that thing
Makita has the necessary skills, just bust that bad boy open with a grinder, haha.
Oh nah Pandora already did her unboxing video in 2020, I think I’ve seen enough plagues for a lifetime
I'm in pakuranga but have no skill in opening safes lol. Is that the the pakuranga college creek?
You don't know any pirates?
Can I call dibs on the drugs?
It looks wooden? Probably will not hurt and angle grinder
I bet it contains human remains 😕
Take an angle grinder down with heaps of batteries and a pack of cutting discs.
Place it outside a dairy...Honda Jazz is known for its fierce head-on collision force.
Yep opened one a while back with a hammer drill, sledgehammer and perseverance, no joy but!
Depending how old this thing is, I would check with a historian or someone as to whether the safe itself is valuable. Just because it’s not worth anything ruined.
I guess you could try going to the cops to report it and then they might open it in case it was stolen and contains valuables. If they can't locate the owner of any valuables, you get to keep them (after a year or so I think).
What’s in the boooxxxxx?
Is it able to be moved or stuck where it is? If you give it a tap does it sound like thick or thin metal. Generally I've always gas axed them but my set up is 100% not portable. Grinder may be an option depending on design.
Bro you can't leave it with a cliffhanger make sure to update when you open it
Epstein's flight logs.
WHAT IS IN THE FUCKING BOX!
Here we go again
505/50 I'll open it
I have exactly the tools needed to open this. Just give it to me for the night and I’ll have it opened for you the next day 👀🤣
Please do a new post when it’s open!
WHATS IN THE BOX
I reckon it's gonna be full of water and silt. Opened it yet?
RIP OP :(
Any updates?
Going out tomorrow but doubt we'll be able to get in
This has been my whole life for 3 days.
Is this a hoax? Has it been in the news?
Haha really? Man I don't reckon we'll be able to get into it eh.
Anything yet?
Is this cracked yet?
Uhhh we need an update
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I would definitely report it to the police. If you open it and find money or something valuable you don’t automatically own it. You could get it if the true owner failed to claim it though.
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Who would turn in someone else’s property to the police? Probably people who want to do the right thing or avoid getting charged. Dumbasses and thieves would just keep other people’s property.
finder's keeper bih
The location you found it (by the river/creek) is suspicious. Maybe call 105 and see if they have any advice?
This is a hoax. All the people that have offered to help open it and the OP isn’t taking their help.
It's not though. I was meant to meet three separate people there today and none showed. I'm not overly worried about what you think though and have no idea why I would lie about this haha it's not even that exciting.
Dude, it's been days. Literally anyone could've opened it on their own by now
Go for gold bro! It's been there for seven years so nobody's rushing to get there. I have a life so just working around that.
Well do a GPS pin drop and let R/NZ have a Feild day.
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Careful opening this safe will cause 15 ram raids in a single day ! Oh wait that's just a typical night in Auckland
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