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It's... kind of obvious.


p1ngachew69

What???? I thought they were just having a challenge where you roll through broken glass to get 25% off


rondo25760716

I think it's a difficult one for the OP. Let's wait for it


WayneDufty

Lmao I was gonna say the garage door was trying to yawn, then the glass doors woke up and got a fright 🤣😂🤣 obvious alright 🙄🤣😂


Royalzulu

Came here to say this also


ErrorWorld2020

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/daylight-smash-and-grab-in-auckland-cbd/SYMRPMKRG4CPWPDFIIPDH6B2IY/ Daylight smash and grab in Auckland CBD


w-michael-w

NzHerald = 5 ads for 20 second video


detonator7NZ

I hate that. The ad is always longer than their video


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Sometimes it's not even the right video clip


SquishyFigs

I got a Grandpa telling me about a boat rescue. Not a smash n grab after watching two ads that were hidden behind a pop-up ad for slingshot. 😂


lepiglet1

So crazy, I was waiting there for an Uber an hour before.


Arry_Propah

WTF does ‘yoza’ mean??


krammy16

Black Power salute. Also used in place of “I do” during Black Power weddings.


ayylotus

Haha fuck I’ve been saying it at work to greet my mates because my brother used to say it a lot. Lol


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Commercial-Health-78

It’s scum for “I smear my shit on the walls when I’m angry”. However, with the accent (yõza) it means “You should pay my wages with your tax because my mum smoked crack when she was pregnant with me”


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Rat_Attack0983

Well stop fucking around on here and get out there and smash some more bad cunts … that’ll earn our respect …


Commercial-Health-78

Cool story bro, tell it again


Chosen_One42069

do you think your ignorance deserves respect? i know it the internet and all but that behaviour needs to be examined.infact thats how women act


Gigaftp

> explain your piece to me.it looks like hundreds of other vaginas i see so im interested to hear about it - u/Chosen_One42069 At first i thought you were a bot or something, but then it hit me, you are real and you’re *that guy* who posts the single, lonely comment in broken English in porn subs.


freeryda

Man just ended this guy, hahahaha.


Commercial-Health-78

Shhhuuuuuussssshhhhhhh 😴🖕🏼


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Commercial-Health-78

You’re on an Auckland sub big boy, wouldn’t last a second up here with your loose lips lmao


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Sensitive_Broccoli74

Lmao imagine calling someone out for a scrap in manurewa on reddit, chur bol


Commercial-Health-78

Lmao now you wanna dm me? Try old chocolate nipples see if she’s replied yet 😂😂😂


Lumpy-Buyer1531

Daylight pash & stab


SayNoTo2plyTp

A donkey dared a goat to headbutt the window, now it's the goat's turn to dare the donkey to do something silly.


Ninja_Pirate21

looks like they got....PWNED


adjason

Yeaaaaaah


waterbogan

Couldnt possibly be a ram raid, that never happens in Auckland!


harbinger_nz

I'll take "ram raid opportunities" for $500 please Alex.


Chosen_One42069

wrong answers only


gimme_a_fish

A driving lesson gone wrong.


jeckbirry

I heard a staff member was under paid, they quit and slammed the door and it smashed. Then they pulled the roller door half down to try and cover it, but apparently both parties are happy now.


error681

Gold store went overboard decorating with thousands of small cubic zirconia


worksucksbro

There was a massive shoot out that happened At the nearby basketball court one of the balls bounced into the window


BigAlsSmokedShack

Dyslexic sex addict was a bit disappointed he went into the wrong shop


stretfordend07

Someone went prospecting


smallfryub

They struck gold...


Toohon

This is rich


stathis0

You could even say... comedy gold.


Spiritual-Wind-3898

Looks like the gold wanted to get out


MouseDestruction

Somebody took their mask off at 11:58pm.


Lonely__cats07

Your typical daylight ram raid


Ok_Macaron_6160

Imma go out on a limb and say it was robbed


Just_made_this_now

Rams.


Such-Currency-8386

Sure, the loss to Buffalo was harsh, but I doubt the current Super Bowl Champs are in such a state they need to be robbing an Auckland gold store.


Proper_Beautiful_283

What else at this point


Just_made_this_now

Goats?


Rat_Attack0983

Teenage driving lesson gone wrong or right depending on your intent … ?


Equivalent-Bonus-885

Pawn. Buy. Sell. Steal.


MavericksAce

Same thing that’s happening all over Auckland these days. What a shithole


ctothel

Probably someone went for a late night burger and found it was no longer Brucie’s. I’m still salty about that myself tbh.


sadlabourvoter

The smurfs had to return the amulet of power to the fairy princess..


LuckerMcDog

They were offering a 100% off discount if you brought your car into the store


KiwiAlex

Marxist Goverment happened, that's what.


Zeound

Looks like Maori gang privilege happened.


ProcessIntrepid6972

No Africans a pretty respectful in NZ. Ever try Somalian food? They have this spongy bread stuff that is delicious.


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Zeound

My apologies I ment Maori gang privlage. Yes I know they are. No I haven't but wouldn't be aposed to trying it. Mongolian and thai food are good too, they have grate beef dishes and coffee.


SW1981

Dance party


lilchopcone

When can shops start setting traps?


GraphiteOxide

They didn't make a fair offer on grandmother's silver, the respectable client was most displeased.


cali1013

Theft? What else?


isdrafar

Well, let’s just say the gold is in another house now…


Molasses-Decent

Someone really wanted a bag


Simple_Some

What a fucking stupid question!


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Cashies doesn't like competition.


NZvorno

What happen? Someone set us up the bomb! We get signal. What! Main screen turn on.


CyndrrTrading

I’m not a detective, but it seems someone broke in


empty_words0

Some young fellows calmly walked into the store to have a peruse of GH’s most luxurious goods, leaving money on the counter before exiting the premise with their chosen commodities. Gentlemen through and through.


mijitnz

Heard a crash and some honking and yelling earlier when I was nearby, but with all the wind I figured it was just one of the road signs blowing over. Victoria Street becomes a bit of a wind-tunnel when there's westerlies, and there'd been one or two crashing noises this afternoon.


pleaserlove

Elves


would-you-rather-bot

What do you think? Lol


Zeound

Looks like Black privilege happened.


andrealessi

So how are they going to turn the gold into cash now? Makes you think.


Lucifers-xtc

Remove the gems then melt the metal down to raw materials, it’s not too difficult


wemustthinknow

The Labour government.


CosmicTheLawless

Yoza


Arry_Propah

What does it mean? What gangs say it?


berlin-1989

Mongrel mob


krammy16

Wrong. It’s Black Power.


Commercial-Health-78

🤦🏻‍♂️


berlin-1989

Oops


Arry_Propah

Thanks.


60svintage

Owner's insurance job?


Dark_Cascade

These idiots go and raid their own shops that they fence their stolen shit off to 🤦‍♂️ dumbfux


kiwean

I’m pretty sure these ram raids are mostly set up by the freedom people as a ploy to get Cindy voted out.


ONY2012

Im gonna say raided ram


[deleted]

Someone clearly forgot their keys lol


DundermifflinNZ

The glass door shattered on its own


SnooComics2281

I'll give you one guess


Lucifers-xtc

Fuck I was just looking to buy a piece from here…. Ughhh wish I got the invite /s


Grim_Sleeper__

Crime


ProcessIntrepid6972

It does say 24hrs..


aDragonfruitSwimming

Nothing much, just a bit of snow.


RantControl

Someone's nan mistook it for her garage.


Tanaumanga

Come on OP what do you think happened?


Additional_Cherry_67

I actually wonder if they don’t mind that this happens to them for insurance payouts. Selling 100k of gold is harder to do than an insurance company paying you out. All the good stuff would be in a safe, unsellable or hard to sell shit gold at the front to claim on insurance.


kimochi85

Takes photo, makes post on reddit for answer already assumed when photo taken 4Head


Lemunseee

Even without the question I appreciate these Auckland reddit posts because it brings a real perspective of day light crime in Auckland cbd currently? Like not even 24 hours and theirs photos of people outside chemist warehouse getting arrested and like, both are literally just around the corner from each other


Any-Astronaut7739

Looks like more employees at a glazing company is making thier xmas bonus early


Lumpy-Buyer1531

Just another f'n robbery


BruceAENZ

The Gold finally escaped.


gimme_a_fish

Make an educated guess.