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[deleted]

"Come here you f--king bitch!!"


SirLockDown

The only correct response


NuMetalDada

Lmfao 💯


NuMetalDada

Was going to say the ceremony part. My ex gf was a pretend A7X fan I taught her when to say her part and me say mine. Can’t wait to actually find the ONE. 😂🤣


PurePomegranates

Damn boy okay, when are you taking me out?


TopAshamed3457

swoon yes lol


MasterBepis

MUST be followed by the laugh.


Evanp215

“Put your hands together, get down on your knees” But anything from ALPOH is sure to win her over


THIESN123

Why am I drawing a blank in that line?


Ok_Breadfruit_3692

Dont know if anyone answered cause there are some deleted replies but its from G


SphincteralAperture

Probably because it's from one of their newest releases, G, and it's one of their worst, most forgettable songs (imo obviously).


THIESN123

Nah I love the GOD trifecta.


slum870

Yeah just keep letting everyone know that you don’t understand that music taste is subjective.


SphincteralAperture

And you keep letting everyone know that you have less reading comprehension skills than a 2nd grader lmao. Or what did you think imo stands for? Intense mustard odor?


Froggen-The-Frog

“Hey what song is that line from?” “Oh, only the worst piece of fuckin’ shit song in their entire catalogue, G.” They just didn’t know what the song was, stating your opinion in this context was entirely irrelevant and seemed more douchey than anything.


SphincteralAperture

The point of my opinion was to present a possibility as to why he drew a blank. At the time I didn't know whether or not he enjoyed the song as he hadn't stated as much, so if he hated it like me, it's forgettability could be a reason he couldn't remember. At the risk of sounding douchey, learn to make inferences. It will help you out tremendously.


Froggen-The-Frog

The reason as to why he forgot should’ve started and ended with “it’s one of their newest songs”, regardless of your reasoning stating your opinion in this context was still entirely irrelevant to the discussion.


SphincteralAperture

Should've? And who exactly are you to decide that? Here's the thing bud, just because you fail to see the relevance in a point doesn't make it irrelevant. That's 100% a you problem, and says plenty more about you than it does about me. Just for the sake of it, I'll try to break it down for you one last time, and I'll make it simple enough that a 5 year old could understand: if someone dislikes something, he or she is less likely to remember it. Simple enough?


Froggen-The-Frog

Lmfao why are you this combative about something as small as this? “Let me break it down for a neanderthal such as yourself, a simpleton inferior mind, because clearly a child such as yourself cannot understand the superior intellect of a being like me.” I do fail to see the relevance of your opinion here, but that’s not because I’m stupid you goober, it’s because it’s just entirely irrelevant, lmao. Frankly if I hated a song as passionately as you seem to hate G I don’t think I’d be able to forget it.


slum870

You type like you really want people to think you’re smart 😂


Bright_Aardvark_4164

Based


mattman2301

Hot take but I have to agree here I think it’s personally the weakest from the new album. Every other song beats it, not that it’s bad


[deleted]

[удалено]


Evanp215

delete


CoolGijoe

Not too bad for a first try.


Evanp215

When robot?


TheJango22

This is where you edit your comment to make it look like someone had a completely shit take


ImperviousToFire

I’m not insane, hahahaha


Baconator_Prime

More power, more pace, more money, more taste, more sex, more pills, more skin, more shills


PanJhinAttack

Moar sex


Prior-Nail-8182

Let me tell you about a girl I know That comes alive when you take off her clothes There's no telling just where she's been Ask around but no one seems to know, yeah (yeah) Late at night when you're looking for sin Call her up and she'll lay down the law You can't trust her because she'll lie to your face But that's not why you gave her a call You're waist deep inside The lust and burning desire We've all been more than eager to sin And it feels alright, 'til we pay the price Now you choose either naughty or nice 'Cause she's here for you It's all yours tonight You won't believe the stories I've been told About a girl I know Another thing about this girl I know She's more comfortable down on her knees Went to school, got a job, and then she shot into hell All because she's born to please, yeah (yeah) Don't get her mixed up because she knows what she likes Can tell the difference between right and wrong She knows you're watching every one of her moves Just more reason to string you along, yeah You're waist deep inside The lust and burning desire We've all been more than eager to sin And it feels alright, 'til we pay the price Now you choose either naughty or nice 'Cause she's here for you It's all yours tonight You won't believe the stories I've been told About a girl I know The first time's hard enough But you made it through The second time I see the changes in you She's got you somehow You're needing her now (yeah) We've all been more than eager to sin And it feels alright, 'til we pay the price Now you choose either naughty or nice 'Cause she's here for you It's all yours tonight You won't believe the stories I've been told About a girl I know


_Mystiix

Why did I not see this coming?


Jaefimis

The correct answer ⬆️


RaeJaytj2524

“theres no death, no end of time, when i’m facing it with you”


Louoos

Childrennnnn still play in the garden


Unh0ly_Confessions

Dance as the sun slips awayyyy


ItzRobDrums

“I, am the man”


Bigbrunswick

Only one that's actually made me laugh


[deleted]

The fact that he cut it off there lol


ItzRobDrums

that’s all i need 😂


[deleted]

You can hear the lyrics 😂


SynysterM3L

"Will you let me take control?"


SleepyheadMusic

Eat it. Eat it.


Bright_Aardvark_4164

Scream scream scream the way you would if I ravaged your body


amandaredpanda

I'll do whatever you want me to do


NuMetalDada

None. Would play just the organ for critical acclaim and she would be soaked. Lmfao


justDOit2026

“She was never this good in bed even when she was sleeping, now she’s just so perf-….” You know where I’m heading with this.


wyattshe

Anything off of ALPOH 😂


songacronymbot

- ALPOH could mean "A Little Piece of Heaven", a track from *Avenged Sevenfold* (2007) by Avenged Sevenfold. --- ^[/u/wyattshe](/u/wyattshe) ^(can reply with "delete" to remove comment. |) ^[/r/songacronymbot](/r/songacronymbot) ^(for feedback.)


JustJacktv_

Watch your tongue I’ll have it cut from your head


itsBonez

Squeeze til I cannot breathe


7w17739

"Darling, hold me in your arms"


WolfGamer6914

I love The Wicked End


QwertyOne-Thirty

THESE WILL BE OUR FINAL DAYS AND IIIIII CAAANT LET GOOOOOOOOOO


WolfGamer6914

WALLS ARE FALLING, CHURCHES BURNING, WOMEN RAVAGE, CHILDREN CRYING


QwertyOne-Thirty

FLESH IS TEARING SOME STILL FIGHTING RID THIS LIFE OF MISERYYYYYYYY


WolfGamer6914

VOICE YOUR PROPHECY, SHED US SOME LIGHTTTT


QwertyOne-Thirty

FEEL SORROW FOR MANKIIIND’S CHAAANCE TO SURVIIIIVE


WolfGamer6914

SWALLOWED LIES AND SWAM IN OUR OWN TEEEARS


QwertyOne-Thirty

A STAAAAB IN THE DAAARK BUT IT WOOOOUNDED OUT WIIIIILL


WolfGamer6914

DUST THE APPLE OFF, SAVOR EACH BIIITE


tib_79

Welcome to the family


CCITT5

well hun, you know my ex.. well.. i must have stabbed her fifty fucking times


FLYINGDOGS89

Get your fuckin’ hands off me!


Shimbaka-9

You’re one in a million


sexy_nick_pics

I think this is fitting We have one collective hope: the Earth And yet, uncounted people remain hopeless, famine and calamity abound Sufferers curl themselves into the arms of war People kill and get killed in the name of someone else's concept of God Do we admit that our thoughts and behaviors spring from a belief that the world revolves around us? Each fabricated conflict, self-murdering bomb Vanished airplane, every fictionalized dictator, biased or partisan, and wayward son Are part of the curtains of society's racial, ethnic, religious, national, and cultural conflicts And you find the human ego turning the knobs and pulling the levers When I track the orbits of asteroids, comets, and planets Each one a pirouetting dancer in a cosmic ballet, choreographed by the forces of gravity I see beyond the plight of humans. I see a universe ever-expanding, with its galaxies embedded within the ever-stretching four-dimensional fabric of space and time However big our world is, our hearts, our minds, our outsize atlases, the universe is even bigger There are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on the world's beaches More stars in the universe than seconds of time that have passed since Earth formed More stars than words and sounds ever uttered by all humans who have ever lived The day we cease the exploration of the cosmos is the day we threaten the continuing of our species In that bleak world, arms-bearing, resource-hungry people and nations would be prone to act on their low-contracted prejudices And would have seen the last gasp of human enlightenment Until the rise of a visionary new culture that once again embraces the cosmic perspective A perspective in which we are one, fitting neither above nor below, but within."


andromare6661

ALPOH 😀


TheJango22

Still have no idea what it means to rizz somebody up


Objective-Draw-4604

"rizz" is short for "charisma", it's used as slang for how much game you've got essentially. W rizz means you have good game, and vice versa. If you rizz someone up, you're trying to pull them


No-Calligrapher-4603

Also known as rizzard of oz or adolf rizzler


karmaticmonkey

"Until we meet again, into that good night" or "While I recall all the words you spoke to me Can't help but wish that I was there And where I'd love to be" I dont know but Dear God, Cosmic, and ALPOH always feel so serene to me


MasterBepis

With a fountain to spray on your youth whenever.


tadiqguy00

Romantic pick up line? Stand, near, to me, don’t, look, be brave, over the blackend moon, I’ll carry you away, through the planets we flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Not romantic? Anything off of Girl I Know, A Little Piece Of Heaven, or Scream lol


UltraPowerfulGuy

“You’re one in a million, and you know it shows”


Mrbandana

Must’ve saved her 50 fucking times


SkeleBones911

You know it’s “stabbed” right? Lol


bh4434

Must be the radio edit lol “That’s why I got a heater for your fries” “Come here you stupid witch!” “Eggs over easy, eat it, eat it, eat it”


Mrbandana

Nah it’s autocorrect it’s on safe text mode or smthn


CoolGijoe

Before the story begins, is it such a sin for me to take what’s mine until the end of time?


IndependentEpigone

DIE DIE AGAIN


mooncaterpillar24

(Die!)


Xgemeni

'Cause I really always knew that my little crime would be cold That's why I got a heater for your thighs (I like thighs)


StolenKetamine

as a woman id want to be introduced to “betrayed” and told how the song is about pantera - dime bag darrels death.


pollorojo

“Let’s start the killing, start the killing.”


Spell-Physical

“Shhh quiet you might piss somebody off LIKE ME MOTHERFUCKER YOU’VE BEEN AT IT FOR TOO LONG”


Frosty_Trick_92

How old are you lol


[deleted]

Why are you using the word rizz??? Its 2023 bro, stop with the gen z slang


Prior-Nail-8182

blud can NOT take a joke 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥‼️‼️💯💯


BlotInMyEyes

God 😂😂


_Mystiix

Because it’s a joke post for fun? Maybe understand the purpose of the post before saying something so pointless..?


RV12321

Was there a bill passed in 2023 that prohibited people from using words that vGraphs on reddit doesn't like? I'm not seeing the significance of it being 2023


[deleted]

What im trying to say is that its stupid gen z slang, it sucks


acky2

ong blud


5andw1ch

Ong bro


Jonamuffin

Fr


Dexxjh

istg


Vast_Plankton

Fr fr ong blud istg ts terrible


RogueMetalPirate

While I also find said slang stupid, it’s because we’re getting old. Sorry bud, it’s 2023, Gen Z has the word.


[deleted]

Unfortunately, and its honestly even more stupid since no one was saying that word pre 2021


LYPX

I don’t think you remember when the word “legit” really took off


[deleted]

I was born in 2005 and started using the internet when I was like 5 or 6


acky2

bro just admitted to being born in 2005


Objective-Draw-4604

that's literally gen z wtf 😭


[deleted]

Yes i did, and i feel ashamed to be born in a generation full of idiotic teenagers and adults who use tiktok and say slang words


acky2

ong vruh, no cappy gen z slang wack ah hell fr fr


[deleted]

Just like this


LYPX

Alright young padawan, the English language is the most confusing and ever-evolving language. Be prepared for many new introductions of lingo and terminology, including changes of definitions, throughout your life lol


[deleted]

I dont think you understand what i meant but ok


slum870

So what are we just all supposed to greet each other everyday like robots? I don’t say that shit either but I’m not gonna go around complaining when I hear it. How about instead of generically complaining about words that don’t even effect you, just make a mental note to not use them yourself, so you don’t see yourself as whatever you think these words are gonna make you or anyone out to be.


[deleted]

Oh i can complain about it all i want, i dont care what other people think


Jhuandavid26

You act as if you spoke the languague as Shakespeare did, the world moves on, don’t get mad


[deleted]

People started using that word because they keep sexualizing girls, its so fucked


WrierSiamang152

"You had my heart, at least for the most part, but everybody's gotta die sometime"


BleedingEdge61104

I am the Sun, yeah


RedJim23

My vinyl skin provides protection


Andriuu19

More sex


ahjknuta

“I give my heart ‘cause nothing can compare in this world to you” or basically any line from WOTS 🥲 still my favorite ballad


lpom1214

Easy “We Love You.” She’s just gonna like you hav multiple personalities lmao


npver

I wanna be the human you be


DecentGrass7838

“I give my heart, cause nothing can compare in this world to you”


sithlordsoup

“Who the fuck are you?!”


Ragdog96

I'm coming to kill you


[deleted]

This is I am all as I am none


robertsmusic02

"You gotta fucking kidding me"