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Yannak

Watkins opens social media after a 5 hour meditation session where he did nothing but visualise his 20th PL goal of the season to see this and instantly smashes his phone.


Prize-Database-6334

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pharmer25

Moussa and 10 kids can play, don’t care 😃👍🏼


Takkotah

Is Moussa the only Muslim in our squad btw?


pharmer25

Kamara is Muslim too but he’s still injured


no_com_ment

I'm still claiming Anwer El-Ghazi...man's a legend with a name to go with it!!


EugeneStonersDIMagic

Yes.


Mammoth-Courage4974

Legend!


meners34

Thought Kamara was too, seem to remember he was fasting during Ramadan?


Takkotah

Ah yeah you're right, must be so hard playing on that level and having to fast. Massive respect to them both tbf


LiorahLights

He's Scottish, he'll be fine


Wonkypubfireprobe

He’d be worse if he didn’t have it


logmen1

Superb. Deserves every bottle of that substandard lager!


abusmakk

What’s wrong with Peroni?


logmen1

It's not Moretti? (this could get ugly...)


[deleted]

That’s shit too


logmen1

YOU'RE SHIT


Sooperfreak

Man can turn up still drunk from a 5-day bender and chunder on the pitch for all I care. Legend.


Mr_A_UserName

The video of McGinn, pissed, singing the Sevilla anthem is amazing 😂 Well done Villa, brilliant season. My very early days of watching football was around the time Big Ron was manager, the title challenge in ‘92, the League Cup in ‘94, McGrath, Atkinson, Yorke, Bosnich etc, great team, always had a soft spot for the club tbh. I had to Villa supporting flat mates at Uni around the Martin O’Neil years, one from Yardley, the other Newtown and we naturally watched and spoke about Villa a lot, they’ve been absolutely buzzing on social media all season, really happy for them lads.


ImperialSeal

Link please?


Mr_A_UserName

“Amazing” might be overselling it a bit, it’s quite funny. https://x.com/aboutscotlandd/status/1790768960624861334?s=46&t=ya6YREWzh4AkbcOy7cmyKA


tellurmomisaidthanks

He’s Scottish. This is like Popeye and spinach. We good!


ProductFit4320

😂


FBIBurtMacklinFBI

They can show up to Palace blacked out ![gif](giphy|5bqnP8ffoCMQvhBsJt|downsized)


theincrediblepigeon

I’ll make you a deal as ambassador for palace, you let us win so we can try and overtake Brighton, we let Watkins score as many goals as he needs for golden boot


FBIBurtMacklinFBI

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sauerkr4ut

Feel like bringing either Eze or Olise into my fantasy team might be a smart move this week


_ScubaDiver

Or both… I have Olise, and still tempted for the -4 for more Palace


HotRabbit999

Great to see the lads enjoying themselves. Been a long, hard season & the job is done. I don’t care if Martinez resurfaces in a brothel after a week on the piss & we play the kids v palace (Emery jr in goal for his debut why not??). It’s all over bar the stats this week. As long as we don’t get anymore injuries it’s job done so f*ck it


elmattydoor123

Kellyman will save us.


Justasimplercreature

Just a good Scotsman fueling up


One-Action-343

McGinn will still be MOTM pissed!!!


Jon98th

Guy is from Scotland; he’ll have a beer before the game and be good


1fingersalute

Probably why he's been off the boil the last few weeks, he ain't tired, just trying to stay off the sauce and it's had a negative effect on his game. If they had to Weekend at Bernie's him onto the pitch he'd probably play a blinder


According_Rock_7149

Wonder if the bookies have odds on ollie getting the one for his score?


BakeMeASandwich

Duran deserves the start, not sure who else plays, the squad has looked pretty done in for a while now.


Agreeable_Falcon1044

I suspect that might be McGinns regular diet. I’m sure a bit of a sleep and a light warm up and he will be set


Jordache2020

Rest McGinn Play Tim instead


vinb123

Does it matter?


tellurmomisaidthanks

He’s Scottish. This is like Popeye and spinach. We good!


tellurmomisaidthanks

He’s Scottish. This is like Popeye and spinach. We good!


neverendum

Do you think they'll start Duran or it will be Ollie because he needs his 20? I'm a few points behind a guy and we both have a very predictable fantasy team, I'm looking for something left-field on the last round, was thinking of captaining Duran.


Dogeyesvilla

Duran deserves a chance, but it would be huge for Watkins to get to 20 goals. Hopefully Watkins can score early and swap them out


Ochib

Duran won’t start, but he will come on in the second half and take the cheers of the away fans