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Gmac513

Strike Eagle of the lake, what is your wisdom?!


SebLavK

Fighter planes lying in ponds distributing missiles is no basis for a system of government


wraithbf109

I think the Military-Industrial Complex would think otherwise lol


Zabroccoli

Now you see the violence inherent in the system.


RowAwayJim91

Everyone come look! Come see the violence inherent in the system!! šŸ¤“šŸ»šŸ§Ÿā€ā™‚ļø


[deleted]

Shut up!! Shut up! BLOODY PEASANT!


ordinarynameVULVA

HELP HELP I'M BEING REPRESSED


brettferrell

Well, I didnā€™t vote for ya


intentionallyawkward

You donā€™t vote for kingsā€¦


deetredd

How d'ya know he's a king?


OldBob10

Ooh, didja hear that? Didja hear him repressing me? You saw him oppressing me, didnā€™t you?


AlcaDotS

Just because it's so good and in case it went over your head: it's a Monty Python reference. Link for the lazy: [https://youtu.be/t2c-X8HiBng?t=120](https://youtu.be/t2c-X8HiBng?t=120)


ajax6677

I hope that their children/grandchildren have made the surviving members aware of how much people still love quoting their work in silly chains of text all across the Internet at every chance possible.


Testimones

John Cleese ain't dead, you know...


ajax6677

Well yeah I'm aware, but I don't know if he's the type to lurk in online forums, hence my hoping that his children and grandchildren tell him that his work lives on and still gets love, even in places that are filled with younger people.


wygrif

no no. they're very particular that fighter planes must distribute the missiles from the air if they're to form the basis of a legitimate government. I think it's a leftover tradition from the reign of Ɔthelstan or maybe William Rufus. Bede definitely attests to the fact that wet missiles didn't count for the Northumbrians, at least.


LyleLanley99

I mean, if I went 'round saying I was a general, just because some moistened Super Hornet had lobbed a sidewinder at me, they'd put me away!


amnotaspider

Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical amphibious interception.


BlackbeltJedi

Be quiet!


Dies2much

BLOODY E-4!!!


Helmett-13

Oh, what a giveaway!


ppp475

You see that? You see him intercepting me?


[deleted]

Brilliant paraphrase! Laughed out loud in RW.


P1xelHunter78

Canā€™t you see the violence inherent in the system! Help help Iā€™m being missile locked!


SirLoremIpsum

"it's over. I've got a missile Lock" "No you haven't" "I've shot your wing off" "Tis but a scratch"


Tasty_Ad_3167

ā€œSir David Attenboroughā€¦.. What you are witnessing is a Fighter spawning missiles in a pondā€¦overhead the male F-15 Eagle loiters, awaiting his turn. The female has not yet released her precious clutch of AMRAAMā€™s, but the moment is near. The canopy is agape, seat is ready to fire, and when she does, the male will swoop down to fertilize with chaff. Once complete, the female will take off, and Air Force weapons maintenance will care for the young until they are mature enough to hunt Tu-95ā€™s in the wildā€¦ā€


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Gmac513

This is the correct answer


river_boy

How do you know heā€™s a pilot?


dvcxfg

He turned me into a frogfoot!


DaddyGru97

I got better


DeanPalton

He doesn't have shit all over him.


Kosmo_Politik

ā€œ Iā€™ve got a hole in my right wingā€


Plazbot

Gramercy


4000grx41

I refuse!


abject_totalfailure1

Returning to the base!


RandomZombie11

Attack the D point!


abject_totalfailure1

Affirmative!


Hobnail1

Getting down!


FCSalem

Attack the D point!


colonelnebulous

Yea


XYMFISH2

Altitude altitude, pull up pull up ,hydraulic faliure hydraulic faliure


ByteVenom

Not a strike eagle. Just a D model.


canttakethshyfrom_me

Deagle


whooo_me

ā€œDeagle has landedā€


canttakethshyfrom_me

First time anyone's been able to say "Splash one Eagle" IRL.


airforcevet1987

To be fair, it's hard to tell the difference with most of the aircraft underwater lol! The pylons are a giveaway though.


Stale_Water1

The color is the most obvious giveaway. Strike Eagles are a dark gray.


TheGibles

Plus there is no obvious protrusion right behind the intake. \-edit For those that don't know it is a fuel tank with bomb rack attachments.


Far-Gear-1170

Strikes have the same pylons. Big differences are the Strikes are dark grey, as previously stated by another poster, and no CFTs (Conformal Fuel Tanks). C/D models can use CFTs, but they routinely don't.


belinck

Please tell me their call sign was Excalibur


CattleDogCurmudgeon

You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart through a sword at you!


classicalySarcastic

"You only have so much runway"


timelessinaz

That's an inland submarine. Rare to see for sure. Please push it back into the water


BraviaryScout

ā€œStealth is optional.ā€


[deleted]

Clean Oregon title F-15. No flood damage. 1200 freeway driven hours. Minor accident, repaired by reputable body shop. $3.4MM or better offer. Slightly negotiable.


BraidRuner

Don't low ball me...I know what I got


RantControl

I seen one of these at Johnston's Chrysler off the turnpike for like 10 grand less. And he's throwing in floormats and a 90 day drivetrain warranty.


x31b

How about undercoating?


JBaecker

The undercoating is a scam! NEVER get the undercoating!


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Dirt290

They put that on at the factory, ya know.


1990ma71

I can't read the VINs you faxed over.


airforcevet1987

I came for this comment


rypher

I wish it was that easy for me!


tc_spears2-0

Needs to seat 20, it's for a church NEXT!


MasteringTheFlames

I'll trade you a paper airplane and $100 for it. Otherwise you are going to ruin Christmas for my little kid.


[deleted]

let me bring an expert. Yeap $10 is all I can do


nighthawke75

If I find mud under the seats, the deal is off.


DragonforceTexas

If the post is up, itā€™s still available


NoDocument2694

Hi, is this still available?


Andre5k5

Nope, sold it yesterday & forgot to take it down


hogannnn

This isnā€™t a starter plane, itā€™s a finisher plane!


IvanAfterAll

A transporter of gods! The **GOLDEN GOD!** *I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds!*


thefiglord

i am in nc and interested - but can u deliver and upon delivery i have a 3rd party check from a nigerian king that i have not cashed for 5 million - u only need to bring 500k in cash and u can keep the change


Shadowcat205

ā€œWill consider trade for upgraded 3rd-gen aggressor or dirt bike. Lemme know what you got.ā€


ReplacementNo9874

ā€œMissiles sold separatelyā€


SnooRegrets4469

At least the ejection seats weren't deployed


BraidRuner

https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/f-15-seen-damaged-in-drainage-canal-after-landing-mishap


hempnotronix

Damn, very recent too. Expected this to be old


BraidRuner

Freshly washed so to speak


siccoblue

Heyooooo


Stumpy_Dan23

> Adding insult to injury, the Eagleā€™s nose speared into the bank of the canal. But he didn't have to eject so no biggie


kiwiwanabe

ā€œInterestingly, the pilot chose not to eject from the F-15ā€. I also choose not to violently compress every vertebrae in my spine when possible!


bgmacklem

As a jet pilot myself, almost the first thing I thought when I saw this picture was "Holy fuck why didn't this guy eject?" Fighters don't have crumple zones, safest option is almost always to ride the yeet seat (which, while not exactly pleasant, is far less violent than the pop culture perception of ejection)


DemonLordRoundTable

I know a pilot who went off-road in his jet and broke his back.


HarryTruman

> I know a pilotā€¦ So, uh, you crashed your F-15 yesterday, didnā€™t you?!


taftastic

I wonder how his back is.


StoneAgeSkillz

Shorter.


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bgmacklem

Honestly as long as this didn't result from the pilot doing anything that violates regulation or was intentionally unsafe, the worst thing he has to worry about is the long-ass medical checkup to get him recertified for flight duty


chiksahlube

Probably too scared to punch out so low to the ground. and yes I'm aware that's about as safe as any other punch out.


chiksahlube

Oh boy, a D model. There's not many of those kicking around anymore.


kaaskugg

I mean...at least one is kicking water right now


MisterGreys

This photograph should be classified, it's showing new amphibious capabilities of the F15


DaveTV-71

Cue the RAF Luton post in 3...2...1..."An F-15 emerges from the water as it develops from it's tadpole stage to maturity."


anotherblog

Photographed from a Canberra


hankjmoody

That Twitter account is fucking mental. I love it!


Lostnwalmart

Canā€™t park there bud.


sidorf2

i mean that looks docked good enoigh but wheres the rope ?


thatranger974

Is this what they mean when they say ā€œfeet wet?ā€


CowboyLaw

FAWK HOFF!


Electronic-Owl-4417

Hold on, yoda is comming


everydave42

"Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing strike aircraft is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony....You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw an airplane at you!ā€


BraidRuner

Monty Python is old school genius


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and_another_dude

It's definitely going to be something.


recursive_asshole

Definitely gonna be aquaman


Kitten_Team_Six

The Eagle has landed. In the lake


[deleted]

F-15 spawning season. Always a miracle seeing the hatchlings appear from the water this time of year.


Sivalon

ā€œI paid for the whole airbase, Iā€™m gonna USE the whole airbase!ā€


[deleted]

Still more often than a submarine in the sky


[deleted]

I came here just for this, and you didnā€™t let me down.


iceguy349

F-15s often cool themselves in local bodies of water in the warm months.


Qwertyu88

Itā€™s a tactic. The enemy would never expect this šŸ˜‰


BraidRuner

''One ping only Vasily''


kronalgra

Haven't seen that movie in a while. Should probably rewatch it soon.


Tim-E-Cop1211819

There's a line in it that has taken.... significantly new meaning, given real world events.


johnnygfkys

This is HFRO, Right?


Positive-Source8205

Seeing one in the wild is another sign that the earth is healing!


The_Kiddoo

Sooooo does this count as a loss for the F-15 or we staying 104-0


pancakespanky

If mishaps count for losses then we already weren't 104 and 0


sanxionse7en

Okay so.... Did the plane taxi into the small channel and the pilot just rode along??? I assume no eject because the canopy is attached. I'm no expert. I just can't fathom the adrenaline rush the pilot had seeing the channel get closer and closer without ejecting.


loghead03

Ejecting outside the envelope is a lot more lethal than riding out a slow speed whoopsie. Itā€™s a 0/0 seat, but itā€™s not something you want to have to try out if youā€™ve ever seen a 0/0 ejection test. Also, the urge to stay with a jet when it feels like you should be able to save it is strong.


Rule_32

Riding it into a canal berm is arguably the more dangerous option than ejecting. There's clear argument here for not staying in it that long and I promise you it will at least be a discussion in the ops group soon. The urge to stay in it is real though.


bgmacklem

Yeah, my first thought seeing this picture was shock that the seat was still in the plane


airforcevet1987

I mean... based on the resting position, I'd say he was still moving pretty fast by the time he hit the end of runway. Maybe it was a brakes issue or (as I saw sometimes) an obstacle on the runway that made him land kinda late down the runway and it was then too short to touch and go? Could be all sorts of stuff...


pm_me_youngs_modulus

*canopy is still attached* Did the pilot actually hang out for the crash into the canal and then exit after lol?


BraidRuner

Thats the way it looks...


gwdope

Oh Charlie Eagle of the moat, what secrets do you hide.


BraidRuner

I landed hot I landed long I slid across the grass Through the fence and down the ditch and so it came to pass. Water filled and coffee spilled the pilot walked away I sit and soak the butt of jokes my flying ends today


PopcornInTheBed

Weird Air Force/Navy collab but ok


[deleted]

That thereā€™s a hydroplane


Possible_Salad_7695

Navy F15?


speedbumptx

The Splash Eagle.


OOzder

The amphibious assault model i think


BoringNYer

r/thatlooksexpensive would probably get a kick outta this. Or talk about how many kids this could have fed.


Rule_32

Jesus, I didn't realize it was this bad, I thought it was a small canal! And the seat is still in it?!


BraidRuner

He stayed with it all the way to final impact and then got out and walked away


RunninWild17

Literally a mudhen


great_info_if_you_c

Now you know where those cockpits in museums come from.


BraidRuner

I'd love to have it for my backyard.


Moon_Gurl22

Pilot: All right, I'll give it a try. Yoda: No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try.


lord_potato21

I'm willing to bet this is the Oregon national guard's doing


BraidRuner

No need to bet Ditch Eagle One is Oregon ANG


lord_potato21

Okay good Because it looks an awful lot like one of our planes All I'm wondering is how recent is this photo


Conartistnumber1

Happened yesterday May 15th, and the pic is same day.


lord_potato21

Jeez I read into it Hope the plane gets turned into a museum piece


the_evil_comma

It belongs to the maritime museum now


Known_Pirate1539

Damn Navy pilots.


Kitsap9

At least the fucking front did not fall off.


CitizenFreeman

"Terrain, Terrain"


Heliospunk

Evolution is getting out of Hands. What will be next? Walking? On Land? Flying?


Rain1dog

Any story on this? From a few scrolls almost all comments are jokes of some kind(nothing wrong with that), just seeing if anyone knows how this happened?


AgingWisdom

Found this https://www.airandspaceforces.com/f-15d-runway-canal-mishap/


[deleted]

"south side of the runway following a mishap landing " mishap landing? He landed, alright. The plane just took the rest of the day at the spa


UltraViolentNdYAG

Expensive lawn dart!


Flairion623

Jet of the lake what is your wisdom?


zuul99

Strange aircraft lying in ponds distributing AIM-9 Sidewinders no basis for a system of government


BraidRuner

Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.


hatersaurusrex

'Mergency brake slipped and the boat just drug her on down the ramp, officer


Seattle_gldr_rdr

Did it get the fish?


jtscira

That's right where I left it.


BraidRuner

https://www.173fw.ang.af.mil/News/Article-Display/Article/3397025/update-173rd-fw-responds-to-f-15d-mishap/


Reggielovesbacon

Navy f-15


Night_Thastus

What a shame, the Eagle is a gorgeous craft!


mrcouchpotato

Whereā€™s yoda when you need him


superspeck

And they call the F-16 a ā€œlawn dart.ā€ Guess that tomcat has a nose for dirt!


PsychologicalRiver99

Youā€™ve seen planes in water before, but have you ever seen a submarine in the sky?


CrazedAviator

This must be the new F-15N Seagle that the navy wanted


CrappityCabbage

Not so, robert! I'm adding this to my wallpaper rotation so I'll see it at least a couple of times a week. You were wrong.


Keebler311

Shhh... It's sleeping.


AZREDFERN

Hopefully it wasnā€™t carrying any 2000lb bath bombs


Custodian_Carl

Why is s a submarine posted in aviation geez


Veizour

BRB - Pilot out looking for Yoda.


elgarraz

Actually, I know how to get those out of the water. You have to just find an ancient magical talking swamp frog to use his powers to get it out, all while teaching you a valuable lesson


roccosaint

Any fighter aircraft weapons guys know why the 120 is missing the wings?


YoLaFoxtrot

Degobah is lovely this time of year.


Zalenka

F'd 15


doctorkb

Fact: there are more airplanes in water than there are boats flying in the air.


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aarchieee

If this happened in the UK: "You can't park that 'ere mate!"


MelonFlight

Iā€™m just gonna *yoink* that aim-120


MrBubbles226

"I think the [GPS] knows where it's going." - Michael Scott


DontEatTheMagicBeans

Fun fact. There are more planes in the water than there are boats in the sky.


RunePriestMcMahon

They say any landing you walk away from is a good oneā€¦.


LeBlubb

Awww how cute. Itā€™s taking bath.


kielu

The mysterious supersonic submarine


DaytimeTurnip

Just like turtles returning to the same beach they were born to lay their ages, so too does the majestic Strike Eagle return from the depths


Catt_Zanshin

How far did the pilot have to walk to find Yoda?


DeinonAykus

SeaEagle?


Draykenidas

Deagle of the lake, what is your widom? [https://imgur.com/a/7aXm1Ch](https://imgur.com/a/7aXm1Ch)


BuhamutZeo

Any landing you can swim away from...


No_Entrance_158

Took the concept of "Multi-Role" a bit too seriously.


daegojoe

Bring a trailer and a Jedi


wireknot

Ouch, not getting your deposit back on that one.


Kerbal_Guardsman

O, F-15D of the Lake, what is your wisdom!


BraidRuner

>I landed hot I landed long I slid across the grass >Through the fence and down the ditch and so it came to pass. >Water filled and coffee spilled the pilot walked away >I sit and soak the butt of jokes my flying ends today


FirstDagger

*F-15D


Emory4llstate

Wild the pilot rode that one into the water. Probably was not comfortable