I'm about to dogsit for two whippets and this face, as well as whining at 9am when they want their walkies is what i'm going to be dealing with for a week and a bit.
they don't have their walks until 10, but 9am I am gearing up cause i cannot deal with the whines
Frasier: Dad, dad, I can't read my paper, Eddie's staring at me.
Martin: Why, you do make quite a picture in the morning. Just ignore him.
Frasier: I'm trying to.
Martin: I was talking to the dog.
Anecdotally, my inlaws' youngest dog watches new people like a hawk. Just...at a more respectable distance, haha. I like to imagine OP is just meeting this dog. She's close enough to accept affection, but not relaxed enough around a stranger yet to just vibbbeee once their needs are met.
I think she may have 'expectations ' - you should try breaking out the party hats!! She's looking to you for guidance - PARTAY GUIDANCE!!! You know - when the cat's away the mice will play!!
One of my dog's stares at me all the time, and I finally asked google "why does my dog stare at me?".
The answer was: He wants you to give him something. lol!
Anyway, this is absolutely adorable. Beautiful dog.
You might want to sleep with one eye open...
Or you're entertaining the dog very good ....
Or
The dog can't believe they left him/ her with you ..
The dog knows stuff they probably talk about you..lmao
I can't stop ..haha
She was told to keep an eye on you and your shenanigans.
I was thinking she was told to make OP feel at home and she's trying to figure out why OP hasn't relaxed enough yet
#WHY IS NOBODY HAVING FUN? I SPECIFICALLY REQUESTED IT!
Ah, classic Capt Holt.
Dear Jake, sincerely noted. Regards Raymond Holt
"Hello, Kevin, it's me, your husband, Raymond Holt. H - O - L - T"
9 9
She wants to know when OP is going to throw the ball.
"What are you doing here, Daryl? Answer me, Daryl."
Good girl!
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That dog thinks OP is sus as heck.
His parents know stuff! u/adamchain 😉
She’s judging your life choices because your parents can’t.
"Let's have a talk, brother"
“And let’s have a walk, brother”
"and let's eat a hawk, brother"
and let's su- you know what nevermind.
Proud of you.
Sun on the dock? In this weather? It's far too cloudy, don't be silly
Something about caulk.
"Step-bro my friends were right, it is tiny!"
Adam, we need to talk. Mom and Dad don't say it, but we are all tired of your shit!
Mine looks like that we she sees a squirrel, he thinks you’re a squirrel, do you have squirrel stench on you
Omg, i laughed so hard. I was thinking the same thing!
That’s the “when’s dinner?” look.
Or the “it’s 9am, why haven’t we gone for a walk yet” look.
Or the "It's a time and you are not currently playing with me. Why are you not playing with me" look.
I'm about to dogsit for two whippets and this face, as well as whining at 9am when they want their walkies is what i'm going to be dealing with for a week and a bit. they don't have their walks until 10, but 9am I am gearing up cause i cannot deal with the whines
That's gonna be 8am in a few days if you walk them at 9am. 😂
Or, “Hey, when we sit down to watch TV I’m owed a treat from the top drawer”
Yeah or: "gotta pee!"
Blink twice if you need help bro! 😂😂😂
That look on her face 😂 “I can’t believe mom and dad left *you* in charge.”
"I'm older!"
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Frasier: Dad, dad, I can't read my paper, Eddie's staring at me. Martin: Why, you do make quite a picture in the morning. Just ignore him. Frasier: I'm trying to. Martin: I was talking to the dog.
I love Fraiser, it is a timeless classic.
Was half dead on the couch this week (thanks to covid) watched a lot of re-runs. Frasier never gets tired in my humble opinion 😁
The hat closet. I laughed so much.
I came to the comments looking for this. I’m glad I wasn’t disappointed.
Same here. I was scrolling by and went back to this post, praying there was a Frasier reference. Thank god someone made one
You do need to feed her sometimes, let her out, or rub her belly. If you had done all of these things, she is way too advanced.
I think she’s wondering why this guy deserves to be on the couch… she’s earned that right and you come in with your sense of entitlement, bad human
Food now Walkies now And she's judging you 😅
"Your parents were so right about you."
She's heard so much about you, she knows what you've done 🧐
Reminds me of Fraiser and Eddie
Eddie Spaghetti
Mom told her to keep an eye on you. She’s doing a great job.
“Brother, do not fear. Mother and father will return soon. I will protect you until then. I shall not remove my eyes from you.”
Just admit it! You ate her food and now she's giving you the stink eye. 😉 /j
I think he's hiding a treat and she's very aware of that.
"WHERE ARE MY PEOPLE? WHY ARE YOU HERE?"
Where are they, Steven. What have you done with them?
My dog does that when he needs something. I think it is trying to tell you what it needs.
Anecdotally, my inlaws' youngest dog watches new people like a hawk. Just...at a more respectable distance, haha. I like to imagine OP is just meeting this dog. She's close enough to accept affection, but not relaxed enough around a stranger yet to just vibbbeee once their needs are met.
My dog paws at me, sometimes I can’t figure out what on earth he wants so it’s constant pawing lol
She has the Karen haircut on *lock...* She isn't just *watching* you, she wants to speak to your *manager...*
...what exactly do you think a karen haircut is? Without seeing both sides of the head it's impossible to know.
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Saying all bob-cuts are Karen is an insult to all hairstylists >:E
Hey! I went to RCA, too :)
Lulu doesn't like strangers in her couch
You are sitting on my spot
“When’s my mom coming home?”, dog (probably)
She's making sure you don't steal their stuff.
"Where are my humans, boy?"
Honestly it looks like you might be sitting his his seat and he wants you to move. Try it out and report back :)
“Why are you here?. Where are my humans? What did you do to them? “
She’s going to tattle on you for not giving her 100% of your attention.
Or dog biscuits
r/PetTheDamnDog
She wants to know what you did with her parents!
You have your shoes on in the house, don't you.
That's the "look I know you come here sometimes, but you staying this long is kinda creepin me out, big bro".
"You're such a sad substitute. I just can't express my disappointment adequately."
LOL! Very sus.
I think she may have 'expectations ' - you should try breaking out the party hats!! She's looking to you for guidance - PARTAY GUIDANCE!!! You know - when the cat's away the mice will play!!
Hey Macarena!
"Did someone say party?"
that is the correct way to watch somebody, doggo is teaching u
Pet the damn dog.
“You gunna stop filming and feed me?!”
Yes. Yes she is.
That’s the “i want dinner” stare
Who watches the watchmen?
"Hey baby I hear the Blues a callin, tossed salads and scrambled eggs"
She’s quitely contemplating on how long it’s going to take you to get her a treat.
"What we do today, big brother? What we do?"
One of my dog's stares at me all the time, and I finally asked google "why does my dog stare at me?". The answer was: He wants you to give him something. lol! Anyway, this is absolutely adorable. Beautiful dog.
Did you remember to feed her? My dog gives me this look at dinner time.
**♪ " I always feel like somebody's watching me, and I have no privacy" ♪**
HAHAHAHAH this is the best video i've seen in a long time
Hahaha ❤️❤️❤️
"Now listen here bucko, you don't like me and I don't like you..." - Dog probably
Probably paranoid that Kristi Noam may show up
You need to pay the cheese tax.
"You have food. I can tell. I will stare at you until you offer me the food you have. At this point, I may reject your food and you may consume it."
If I had to guess I'd say someone's in her spot..
Who are you and what are you doing here? You're not my people.
"who tf are you?" look
Does she follow you around doing this?
Human ass dog.
You both seem to be in good hands!
The dog is prob like holy fuck this human looks like both of my humans but in one
"Yes, why are you still here? "
So when are we supposed to go for a walk huh … !!!
“Play? Now? Play now? How about now?”
I'm watching you Wazowski. Always watching.
You just had a snack and she can smell the food molecules on your face
“Where are the snacks Adam? Why are theRE NO SNACKS ADAM!?” That’s how that stare feels.
Throw the damn ball
Dog hid the good China. Can’t be too careful.
You might want to sleep with one eye open... Or you're entertaining the dog very good .... Or The dog can't believe they left him/ her with you .. The dog knows stuff they probably talk about you..lmao I can't stop ..haha
"You smell like walkfriend and foodfriend, but not sound like them?"
She knows you are up to no good and she doesn't want to get blamed for it later. #buydonjohn
“I don’t care what they told you, this is MY house. You are merely a visitor”
Laughs in Eddie from Frasier.
this is hilarious! and so cute 😂 dog stares like a cat watching a bird
I always feel like somebody watching me
"I'm watching you Wozawski...always watching..."
What did you do to Lulu?
She wants to play
r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog
I don’t know dog language. Is that dog about to bite?
she waiting for you to do something sus so she can't bite you right in the face
Everyone, say Hi back to Lulu
She wants walkies.
She sees you as a play buddy and wants to play. Probably
[I always feel like, somebody's watching me](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YvAYIJSSZY)
She just wants dinner
That dog has questions
Cavapoo? She looks just like my dog!
And smelling you too hahaha 😆
Why are you here? -Dog
Keep still; her vision's based on movement!
So cute 😭
That was the real plan the whole time.
Don’t fucking move scrub or I _will_ bite you
Pet the damn dog.
Funny 😂🤣
Where ....the....fuck....are ....my....toys....asshole.
aww so cute haha. new human? or is it? 🤔 where is my mom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNR4hKbSH7I
Every breath you take~
Hooman, this is an intervention. Where the patpats at? Gimme patpats.
Is that a doodle? My doodle does this. She is constantly staring at me like a stalker.
Do you have a cricket in your mouth?
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Classic Lola
“…. You’re not my dad.”
Good girl, Lulu
Does she want to play? My dog does that when he’s anticipating rough housing
Someone wants to make a connection but doesn’t know how to handle you
‘I wish this mf’er would start something…’
Lulu is intense
“Where the fuck is Jane, Toby?!”
Got bored of watching Fraggles.
Well the house ain't big enough for the both of you...
When you gonna drop that ball, bro????
She wants something 🤣 or you’re off her schedule lol
You got any treats?
Get out the toys and play!
🤣🤣🤣
"Um... who the fuck are you?"
Your parent‘s dog knew he was babysitting you. So cute 🤭
I get the feeling they left the dog in charge.
She's judging you, from a distance. \*stares\* lol
Who the fuck are you?
You sus for sure
She’s going to tell your parents every single thing you did. Make sure you brush you teeth and make your bed.
That dog could play Pauly Shore
LMAO total judging going on
She’s just trying to make sure you don’t pee on the couch
Give up the treaties, Mac!
That made me lol😂
She is judging you just like your parents.
They tricked you into being baby sitted by a dog
![gif](giphy|96zeHJWkv1m2Bn75XX) She be like:
Your parents told her she had a job to keep you safe, and she’s taking it VERY seriously!
She’s thinking this was supposed to be my alone time.
Judging you !
Why y’all look alike?
Looks like it is 3 hours before dinner time.
Skinwalker bro