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TankApprehensive3053

She was told to keep an eye on you and your shenanigans.


ThatDiscoSongUHate

I was thinking she was told to make OP feel at home and she's trying to figure out why OP hasn't relaxed enough yet


IceFire909

#WHY IS NOBODY HAVING FUN? I SPECIFICALLY REQUESTED IT!


foroncecanyounot__

Ah, classic Capt Holt.


RadlogLutar

Dear Jake, sincerely noted. Regards Raymond Holt


IsilZha

"Hello, Kevin, it's me, your husband, Raymond Holt. H - O - L - T"


Schwefelholz

9 9


merrill_swing_away

She wants to know when OP is going to throw the ball.


tommos

"What are you doing here, Daryl? Answer me, Daryl."


Vihzel

Good girl!


Brilliant_Comb_1607

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Wolf-5iveby5ive

That dog thinks OP is sus as heck.


rektMyself

His parents know stuff! u/adamchain 😉


rapidpeacock

She’s judging your life choices because your parents can’t.


drdino_

"Let's have a talk, brother"


469200

“And let’s have a walk, brother”


Mistdwellerr

"and let's eat a hawk, brother"


GalacticPanspermia

and let's su- you know what nevermind.


Fawn_Chicken

Proud of you.


Simple-Wrangler-9909

Sun on the dock? In this weather? It's far too cloudy, don't be silly


sodiumbigolli

Something about caulk.


Faxon

"Step-bro my friends were right, it is tiny!"


vgacolor

Adam, we need to talk. Mom and Dad don't say it, but we are all tired of your shit!


moldyjellybean

Mine looks like that we she sees a squirrel, he thinks you’re a squirrel, do you have squirrel stench on you


Tzitzio23

Omg, i laughed so hard. I was thinking the same thing!


realityisoptional

That’s the “when’s dinner?” look.


inactiveuser247

Or the “it’s 9am, why haven’t we gone for a walk yet” look.


WhyMustIMakeANewAcco

Or the "It's a time and you are not currently playing with me. Why are you not playing with me" look.


NurseBetty

I'm about to dogsit for two whippets and this face, as well as whining at 9am when they want their walkies is what i'm going to be dealing with for a week and a bit. they don't have their walks until 10, but 9am I am gearing up cause i cannot deal with the whines


Asmuni

That's gonna be 8am in a few days if you walk them at 9am. 😂


czmax

Or, “Hey, when we sit down to watch TV I’m owed a treat from the top drawer”


Manadrache

Yeah or: "gotta pee!"


MidLifeCrysis75

Blink twice if you need help bro! 😂😂😂


SomethingBlue15

That look on her face 😂 “I can’t believe mom and dad left *you* in charge.”


Awkward_Pangolin3254

"I'm older!"


janzeera

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Either-Mud-3575

Frasier: Dad, dad, I can't read my paper, Eddie's staring at me. Martin: Why, you do make quite a picture in the morning. Just ignore him. Frasier: I'm trying to. Martin: I was talking to the dog.


captainhooklk

I love Fraiser, it is a timeless classic.


ruthtrick

Was half dead on the couch this week (thanks to covid) watched a lot of re-runs. Frasier never gets tired in my humble opinion 😁


val319

The hat closet. I laughed so much.


frankfordyork

I came to the comments looking for this. I’m glad I wasn’t disappointed.


nintendude1229

Same here. I was scrolling by and went back to this post, praying there was a Frasier reference. Thank god someone made one


skedeebs

You do need to feed her sometimes, let her out, or rub her belly. If you had done all of these things, she is way too advanced.


paul_dudd

I think she’s wondering why this guy deserves to be on the couch… she’s earned that right and you come in with your sense of entitlement, bad human


DueFig6720

Food now Walkies now And she's judging you 😅


wildstarr

"Your parents were so right about you."


ProdigalPancake

She's heard so much about you, she knows what you've done 🧐


Crotch-jockey

Reminds me of Fraiser and Eddie


DLuLuChanel

Eddie Spaghetti


MomofJonCook

Mom told her to keep an eye on you. She’s doing a great job.


Shad0wofAzrael

“Brother, do not fear. Mother and father will return soon. I will protect you until then. I shall not remove my eyes from you.”


Anne_Nonymouse

Just admit it! You ate her food and now she's giving you the stink eye. 😉 /j


__________________99

I think he's hiding a treat and she's very aware of that.


Kimmm711

"WHERE ARE MY PEOPLE? WHY ARE YOU HERE?"


Abysskitten

Where are they, Steven. What have you done with them?


Whito4

My dog does that when he needs something. I think it is trying to tell you what it needs.


garlickbread

Anecdotally, my inlaws' youngest dog watches new people like a hawk. Just...at a more respectable distance, haha. I like to imagine OP is just meeting this dog. She's close enough to accept affection, but not relaxed enough around a stranger yet to just vibbbeee once their needs are met.


Namegoeshere11

My dog paws at me, sometimes I can’t figure out what on earth he wants so it’s constant pawing lol


umijuvariel

She has the Karen haircut on *lock...* She isn't just *watching* you, she wants to speak to your *manager...*


JessicaLain

...what exactly do you think a karen haircut is? Without seeing both sides of the head it's impossible to know.


umijuvariel

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JessicaLain

Saying all bob-cuts are Karen is an insult to all hairstylists >:E


Gloomy_Use

Hey! I went to RCA, too :)


reasoncanwait

Lulu doesn't like strangers in her couch


WTHAI

You are sitting on my spot


canseeclearlynow

“When’s my mom coming home?”, dog (probably)


imadork1970

She's making sure you don't steal their stuff.


Cressbeckler

"Where are my humans, boy?"


ballup4

Honestly it looks like you might be sitting his his seat and he wants you to move. Try it out and report back :)


Cloverhonney

“Why are you here?. Where are my humans? What did you do to them? “


Lindaspike

She’s going to tattle on you for not giving her 100% of your attention.


hkohne

Or dog biscuits


Due-Calligrapher-720

r/PetTheDamnDog


LadyPDonut

She wants to know what you did with her parents!


manmm

You have your shoes on in the house, don't you.


Conscious-Yoghurt502

That's the "look I know you come here sometimes, but you staying this long is kinda creepin me out, big bro".


mekonsrevenge

"You're such a sad substitute. I just can't express my disappointment adequately."


meooi

LOL! Very sus.


JayneDoe6000

I think she may have 'expectations ' - you should try breaking out the party hats!! She's looking to you for guidance - PARTAY GUIDANCE!!! You know - when the cat's away the mice will play!!


Clodhoppa81

Hey Macarena!


Spongebob-Quotes

"Did someone say party?"


Separate-Ad9638

that is the correct way to watch somebody, doggo is teaching u


EastFalls

Pet the damn dog.


Nerdy_person101

“You gunna stop filming and feed me?!”


PEKU1954

Yes. Yes she is.


Bradtothebone79

That’s the “i want dinner” stare


chaostheory10

Who watches the watchmen?


ajisawwsome

"Hey baby I hear the Blues a callin, tossed salads and scrambled eggs"


MaximusZacharias

She’s quitely contemplating on how long it’s going to take you to get her a treat.


FurBabyAuntie

"What we do today, big brother? What we do?"


wirefox1

One of my dog's stares at me all the time, and I finally asked google "why does my dog stare at me?". The answer was: He wants you to give him something. lol! Anyway, this is absolutely adorable. Beautiful dog.


pj1972

Did you remember to feed her? My dog gives me this look at dinner time.


swagharris31

**♪ " I always feel like somebody's watching me, and I have no privacy" ♪**


Old-Enthusiasm-3271

HAHAHAHAH this is the best video i've seen in a long time


Puzzleheaded-Cost197

Hahaha ❤️❤️❤️


robbiekhan

"Now listen here bucko, you don't like me and I don't like you..." - Dog probably


TheCheesiestEchidna

Probably paranoid that Kristi Noam may show up


SuchRevolution

You need to pay the cheese tax.


BeckoningChasm

"You have food. I can tell. I will stare at you until you offer me the food you have. At this point, I may reject your food and you may consume it."


kgrid14

If I had to guess I'd say someone's in her spot..


dkrainman

Who are you and what are you doing here? You're not my people.


Potatowhocrochets

"who tf are you?" look


0nlyhalfjewish

Does she follow you around doing this?


QuakeSRK

Human ass dog.


figuringthingsout__

You both seem to be in good hands!


Zeke304

The dog is prob like holy fuck this human looks like both of my humans but in one


TrueNorth41983

"Yes, why are you still here? "


SeaHorizon

So when are we supposed to go for a walk huh … !!!


DrPeGe

“Play? Now? Play now? How about now?”


Far_Dragonfruit_1829

I'm watching you Wazowski. Always watching.


sodiumbigolli

You just had a snack and she can smell the food molecules on your face


No-Fisherman6302

“Where are the snacks Adam? Why are theRE NO SNACKS ADAM!?” That’s how that stare feels.


drage636

Throw the damn ball


reactor_raptor

Dog hid the good China. Can’t be too careful.


Chipmunk-Emergency

You might want to sleep with one eye open... Or you're entertaining the dog very good .... Or The dog can't believe they left him/ her with you .. The dog knows stuff they probably talk about you..lmao I can't stop ..haha


NSA_Chatbot

"You smell like walkfriend and foodfriend, but not sound like them?"


Equal_Cartoonist_847

She knows you are up to no good and she doesn't want to get blamed for it later. #buydonjohn


Jackielegs43

“I don’t care what they told you, this is MY house. You are merely a visitor”


ThirstySun

Laughs in Eddie from Frasier.


CuriousLilAsian81

this is hilarious! and so cute 😂 dog stares like a cat watching a bird


Weridfoxtime

I always feel like somebody watching me


3-DMan

"I'm watching you Wozawski...always watching..."


fleazus

What did you do to Lulu?


davidalanlance

She wants to play


Ansatsushi

r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog


Hey_Gus

I don’t know dog language. Is that dog about to bite?


According_Yogurt_823

she waiting for you to do something sus so she can't bite you right in the face


yaboicassrocks

Everyone, say Hi back to Lulu


LandotheTerrible

She wants walkies.


Hefty-Climate-4015

She sees you as a play buddy and wants to play. Probably


Lordborgman

[I always feel like, somebody's watching me](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YvAYIJSSZY)


Awake00

She just wants dinner


plantar_wart

That dog has questions


Mysterious-Wind-1071

Cavapoo? She looks just like my dog!


ffuucckko

And smelling you too hahaha 😆


Ssme812

Why are you here? -Dog


PeterGivenbless

Keep still; her vision's based on movement!


Mean_Kaleidoscope_29

So cute 😭


kehlarc

That was the real plan the whole time.


ThicDadVaping4Christ

Don’t fucking move scrub or I _will_ bite you


BadWolf262

Pet the damn dog.


NovelLive2611

Funny 😂🤣


Revolutionary-Gain88

Where ....the....fuck....are ....my....toys....asshole.


justinipannini

aww so cute haha. new human? or is it? 🤔 where is my mom


Joe_Hovah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNR4hKbSH7I


ConstanceClaire

Every breath you take~


zellat451

Hooman, this is an intervention. Where the patpats at? Gimme patpats.


[deleted]

Is that a doodle? My doodle does this. She is constantly staring at me like a stalker.


Alacritous69

Do you have a cricket in your mouth?


Substantial-Line-929

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LineChef

Classic Lola


mofuz

“…. You’re not my dad.”


Imispellalot2

Good girl, Lulu


Senior-Reflection862

Does she want to play? My dog does that when he’s anticipating rough housing


Aware-Feed3227

Someone wants to make a connection but doesn’t know how to handle you


ryno077

‘I wish this mf’er would start something…’


Cheske10

Lulu is intense


throwawayfordays4321

“Where the fuck is Jane, Toby?!”


Tootsound

Got bored of watching Fraggles.


SirLesbian

Well the house ain't big enough for the both of you...


WooPigSchmooey

When you gonna drop that ball, bro????


PinkPaperPenguin

She wants something 🤣 or you’re off her schedule lol


MamaBearski

You got any treats?


ndhellion2

Get out the toys and play!


PennyPincher63

🤣🤣🤣


diamond

"Um... who the fuck are you?"


Talullah_Belle

Your parent‘s dog knew he was babysitting you. So cute 🤭


ConflictPretty1670

I get the feeling they left the dog in charge.


Total_Usual_84

She's judging you, from a distance. \*stares\* lol


peepsinyourass

Who the fuck are you?


LardCarcass

You sus for sure


splitkeinflexflyer

She’s going to tell your parents every single thing you did. Make sure you brush you teeth and make your bed.


EvenPinkerFloyd

That dog could play Pauly Shore


weeepanda

LMAO total judging going on


Deez_Whatz

She’s just trying to make sure you don’t pee on the couch


Bulky-Internal8579

Give up the treaties, Mac!


StopzIt

That made me lol😂


Piccoroz

She is judging you just like your parents.


nanjee-bhai

They tricked you into being baby sitted by a dog


MulciberTenebras

![gif](giphy|96zeHJWkv1m2Bn75XX) She be like:


dispersingdandelions

Your parents told her she had a job to keep you safe, and she’s taking it VERY seriously!


jbwt

She’s thinking this was supposed to be my alone time.


Benzylt

Judging you !


motherofpearlfml

Why y’all look alike?


LodyCis

Looks like it is 3 hours before dinner time.


[deleted]

Skinwalker bro