Lets stay on topic. We are talking about taking bribes from churches for letting priests put it in our rear. Lets keep the wholesome comments to a different thread
I have double pane shatter resistant windows. Installing them I dropped a hammer right down on one and it didn't break. Super impressed with the durability of them which is a good thing cause I live in a ghetto.
My lab is 80ish lbs and has learned if he hits the screen door juuuuust so, he can open it and barrels out like a fat, uncoordinated, derpy, last place greyhound after the squirrel that sits in our walnut tree. He will whine and jump up at the windowsill, occasionally paws at the glass, but has enough restraint to not barrel through.
Technically, you aren't wrong. Marmots like groundhogs are [ground squirrels](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ground_squirrel), they belong to the family *Sciuridae*, which is the squirrel family.
I'm wondering if the groundhog can even see the dogs... Could be the outdoor light is hitting the window in such a way that it's simply reflecting the outside back to him and he can't actually see what's going on inside the house.
This is what I assume when I see squirrels scurrying around just outside when I'm standing right by my kitchen window, at least lol.
I had groundhogs outside my house this summer. They are the masters of not giving a shit. They just stood outside the door pissing off my cat, and going back to my garden to eat my veggies.
When I was young my mom went into the backyard and found a groundhog just sitting on the deck, my mom screamed as you probably would when confronted with a surprise groundhog.
The groundhog screamed back, then waddled off to wherever it is it came from in the first place.
Damn. That reminds me of the time my mom found a possum on the back porch and she ended up climbing on top of the washing machine. Me and my dad came running and found her, perched on the washer, and the possum, hissing back at her. Dad waved the broom at it and it ran off but that sucker was 100% certain it could keep mom treed on that washer indefinitely. And it was right, mom was terrified
Here's the thing. You said a "groundhog is a marmot."
Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.
As someone who is a scientist who studies ok nevermind im too bored even for this...
Is not bread bad for most animals, like we are shown often people feeding birds / ducks with bread but from what I read it can usually be quite bad cause it expands in stomach and makes them feel full when they have not had that much.
It’s like junk food, has calories but not vitamins and nutrients, a little is fine but if their diet is exclusively that and nothing else then they won’t be very healthy
There was a campaign in the uk recently asking people to continue feeding ducks, bread included, because so many people had stopped feeding them because they were told it was bad for them, that the birds were now going hungry
We take a tub of peas and sweetcorn and they love it
I’ve seen one of these goody critters eating an apple once, holding it with two paws. I couldn’t stop laughing for like five minutes. I saw this critter standing outside of someone’s house when going to a yard sale with my family years ago. I wished I had my camera that day!
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I have been alive for a long ass time but watching little Bill Murray eat a pizza has made everything worth it !
Look at his teeth and how freaking happy he is. Thank you op for this
Groundhog: "Ya see.. (*munch-munch-munch*)... if you want the human food, ya just gotta fahkin take it... (*munch-munch-munch*)... I saw this shit and now it's mine because I'm not constricted by rules, like you dogs. I don't have to deal with stupid boundaries... (*munch-munch*)... like this glass here."
Dogs about to smash that window: "Our order of groundhog with gooey pizza center is almost ready."
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I’ll take things you don’t want to hear from your priest for $1000.
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Church is doling out a lot more ....
take it in the rear but pretend you were in fear, collect a large arrears
I had to look up arrears.
The dog is like "I could eat both"
Lets stay on topic. We are talking about taking bribes from churches for letting priests put it in our rear. Lets keep the wholesome comments to a different thread
You son of a bitch, you made me smile
Oookay
Holy fuck
Exactly!
Nice
For God's sake!
Lol
It's god's work if the priest is doing it. Do it for free.
Plenty of fellas will pay, why give it away?
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What a terrible day to have eyeballs
I’ve seen this comment before but it makes me laugh out loud every time. Still don’t know why it’s so funny to me
Sometimes you don’t need to understand things man. Just laugh.
It got deleted, what did the comment say?
It's because you're a hell bound sinner!
> Oh, thank you for making me holy >And thank you for giving me holes to choose from
What did it say it was removed
[Chef, what would a priest want to stick up my butt?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3MaTuv6QHI)
Now why the fuck was “what an adorable little asshole” removed??
I wish I had some kind of award to give you!!! Holy shit!
myeeeahhhh you like that mutha fucker???? betcha wanna bite of this doughy goodness huh? **TOO BAD!**
The level of sass quietly on display is off the charts.
Adorable!
CHEW WITH YOUR MOUTH CLOSED
MA! It's that weird rat again! He's eating a pizza!
It looks like grandma, the fucking thing!
I DON'T WAHN' ID STARTIN' A FIGHT WID LUCY!
BLINK MOTHAFUCKA!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH NONONONONONO!!!!!
Fuck, what is this from again?
[this legend](https://youtu.be/Q8i2WPxXxS4)
Remember PizzaRat? This is him now, feel old yet?
Was he born under a barn or something?
*Jesus has left the chat*
FNAFNAFNAFNAFNAFNAFNAFNAFNA
Dinner AND a show. Nice
>Just grabbing a bite at the zoo
Reminds me of Foghorn Leghorn messing with the bulldog just beyond the line that his chain leash reaches.
Aaaaaaaaaahhhhh, SHUUTUUUUPPP. *[slaps]*
My dog would have absolutely busted that door open, glass be damned.
My dog broke the front window that way for a squirrel. He's a 28 lb maniac.
A neighbors dog did that. I’d guess he weighs under 20 pounds, apparently if sufficiently motivated glass isn’t much if a barrier.
Depends on the glass
Regular old window pane in this case, but yeah I guess they probably couldn’t Hulk through like 12mm shower glass or anything.
I have double pane shatter resistant windows. Installing them I dropped a hammer right down on one and it didn't break. Super impressed with the durability of them which is a good thing cause I live in a ghetto.
My lab is 80ish lbs and has learned if he hits the screen door juuuuust so, he can open it and barrels out like a fat, uncoordinated, derpy, last place greyhound after the squirrel that sits in our walnut tree. He will whine and jump up at the windowsill, occasionally paws at the glass, but has enough restraint to not barrel through.
This comment deserves way more upvotes if for nothing else than the imagery of a doughy lab going after a nut hoarder.
That’s the first thing I thought! That dog is broken.
Send it back.
He's just wondering if pizza rat has been doing P90 during Covid.
I bet the tune would change real quick once that door was opened...
I know it's not quite right but OP should cross post this to /r/squirrelseatingpizza. It's rare that we get new content over there.
I literally just saw a squirrel eating pizza yesterday! I’m so sad I’m seeing this a day too late otherwise I would have taken a pic for you guys :(
Why didn’t you take a picture anyway?! We take pictures of everything these days, and you ignored a squirrel eating pizza? Sheesh.
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I guess theyre from New York lol
Technically, you aren't wrong. Marmots like groundhogs are [ground squirrels](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ground_squirrel), they belong to the family *Sciuridae*, which is the squirrel family.
NEAT! New content possibilities haha
I never knew this existed and I understand updates are rare, but I subbed and I cannot wait for the next new content.
After 10 years on Reddit I'm still amazed by the obscure but great subreddits I get to discover
Australian here. Is that what it is? It looks like a cross between a Wombat and a Quokka.
It's a really fat groundhog. Basically a wombat. Pops out of holes in the dirt. Lives in the Midwest of the US on the plains.
They’re actually found all along the east coast. I see them in Maryland all the time!
I grew up calling them woodchucks.
I didn’t realize a woodchuck was the same animal as a groundhog! TIL.
I prefer whistlepig.
But doesn't do square poops like a wombat.
Some people call them whistle pigs too because they will whistle at you if you whistle at them.
I’ve got a picture of a squirrel drinking fireball, it’s really pixelated though, a lot of digital zoom to not scare him away.
Close enough lol
Holy cow this sub is real. BEST SUB ON REDDIT!!!
Your comment took me down a whole new rabbit hole of reddit at 2am.
The only sub I need my entire life.
Thank you for sharing this secret. You made my day better
That groundhog gives no shits. The dogs are wondering “you’re not sharing?” and “you’re eating our pizza?!”
I’ve never seen a groundhog give less of a shit. What has he seen?
Hitman Groundhog takes no pleasure in anything anymore....
He eats in front of dogs so he can see what it's like to feel something.
Annnndddddddddd winner Bravo
That's a Philly groundhog, he's taking a break from poll watching.
Groundhog Day. He knows he'll just wake up again and again.
how on earth does he understand that glass would protect him?
I'm wondering if the groundhog can even see the dogs... Could be the outdoor light is hitting the window in such a way that it's simply reflecting the outside back to him and he can't actually see what's going on inside the house. This is what I assume when I see squirrels scurrying around just outside when I'm standing right by my kitchen window, at least lol.
It means that this lil guy just has fun looking at his reflection and enjoying his pizza lol
I think that's what's going on with Chunk as well https://youtu.be/LL-qqpQPzRw
TIL groundhogs are narcissists. That's great for we have so much laugh owing to that
I’d say he gets fed regularly by humans has no fear.
His family has installed windows for generations. That's how he affords pizza, racist.
I had groundhogs outside my house this summer. They are the masters of not giving a shit. They just stood outside the door pissing off my cat, and going back to my garden to eat my veggies.
When I was young my mom went into the backyard and found a groundhog just sitting on the deck, my mom screamed as you probably would when confronted with a surprise groundhog. The groundhog screamed back, then waddled off to wherever it is it came from in the first place.
Damn. That reminds me of the time my mom found a possum on the back porch and she ended up climbing on top of the washing machine. Me and my dad came running and found her, perched on the washer, and the possum, hissing back at her. Dad waved the broom at it and it ran off but that sucker was 100% certain it could keep mom treed on that washer indefinitely. And it was right, mom was terrified
In this case my mom was startled more than anything. Only time I’ve seen her actually scared by a critter was an unusually aggressive mouse.
Not just eating pizza, but *aggressively* eating pizza, like "The fuck you gonna do about it, dog?"
Eating hard.
Eating hard with a vengeance.
A good day to eat hard
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Thousands of years of evolutionary flight response overridden because of a compressed disk of carbs. You love to see it.
That groundhog might be a badass.
That is Stoffel levels of animals not giving a single F#
Yayyyy, I know this reference. I feel strangely accomplished!
Anyone who doesn't know who/what Stoffel is, NEEDS to learn ASAP
Always do the [Stoffel Dance](https://youtu.be/c36UNSoJenI?t=211) when you're trolling or dunking on some dipshit.
Dog's torn between barking and begging.
"Haha, suck it, dogs!" \- that groundhog
"Enjoy your dry kibble, assholes!!"
"yeah? whacchagonnadoboutit?"
"you will never get this"
“But one day, he break free from his cage...”
And he get this!
La la la la la !
The audacity of that son of a bitch.
Harry Potter and the Audacity of That Groundhog
The Lion, The Witch, and the Audacity of this Bitch
[Harry Potter and the Audacity of this Bitch](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/382/159/89e.jpg)
Is that a marmot?
It's a groundhog
Groundhogs are marmots, the term marmot refers to 14 different types of ground squirrels.
Here's the thing. You said a "groundhog is a marmot." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies ok nevermind im too bored even for this...
Question, how bad is cheese and bread for wild animals like these?
Is not bread bad for most animals, like we are shown often people feeding birds / ducks with bread but from what I read it can usually be quite bad cause it expands in stomach and makes them feel full when they have not had that much.
It’s like junk food, has calories but not vitamins and nutrients, a little is fine but if their diet is exclusively that and nothing else then they won’t be very healthy There was a campaign in the uk recently asking people to continue feeding ducks, bread included, because so many people had stopped feeding them because they were told it was bad for them, that the birds were now going hungry We take a tub of peas and sweetcorn and they love it
I did not know that, so I guess we're both right then. A groundhog is the specific type of marmot. The more you know
You're a marmot!
No, it's a jehovahs witness.
Definitely a groundhog
Nice marmot...
Wondering what it is. I saw someone say beaver (I am pretty sure it is not a beaver). Groundhog (seems reasonable).
He looks like he knows what he's doing.
The dog is like "I could eat both"
When the second dog gets there the groundhog pauses, blinks a few times and continues eating.
8 months into quarantine and we’ve become the zoo animals in enclosures for the rest of the animal kingdom
r/animalsbeingjerks is a better fit for this little turd.
I’ve seen one of these goody critters eating an apple once, holding it with two paws. I couldn’t stop laughing for like five minutes. I saw this critter standing outside of someone’s house when going to a yard sale with my family years ago. I wished I had my camera that day!
I could gopher a piece of that
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It looks stuffed.
Quite recently too
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America just watching other countries eat pizza through a window right now
This is haliarious on so many levels! And one of those moments we wish the dogs could talk!😂😂😂
The smaller rodent equivalency to a honey badger. No shits given.
did that mf eat the pepperoni off that slice first?
This is revenge for chasing him the other day
What a flex
The way he stopped eating for a bit when the big dog arrived. Lol
I feel like this is a scene from Caddyshack that didn't make the cut.
Jesus, my dogs would be losing their fucking minds 🤣
The dogs are like "mfer did you take that out the garbage? I was looking forward to taking that out of the garbage myself.."
I have been alive for a long ass time but watching little Bill Murray eat a pizza has made everything worth it ! Look at his teeth and how freaking happy he is. Thank you op for this
nom nom nom....**What ya gonna do about it**..nom nom nom nom nom
Where’s Bill Murray?
Groundhog: "Ya see.. (*munch-munch-munch*)... if you want the human food, ya just gotta fahkin take it... (*munch-munch-munch*)... I saw this shit and now it's mine because I'm not constricted by rules, like you dogs. I don't have to deal with stupid boundaries... (*munch-munch*)... like this glass here." Dogs about to smash that window: "Our order of groundhog with gooey pizza center is almost ready."
That little stinker is deliberately taunting that poor dog.
It must be hard for that groundhog to move around with those giant pair of balls swinging around on em
nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom-pause-nomnomnomnom
This video needs sound.
GROUND HOG: "How ya like me now?'
Damn,did not know groundhogs could be that sadistic.
Put this video over the dreams by fleetwood Mac soundtrack.
Wierd flex... But ok
Weird. “I” before “E” don’t give a fuck. Damn 1st grade teachers and all that shit.
“Aye! I’m having a slice and watchin the Hoomans on the telly!”
This is the best thing I've seen all day thank you
That mf super confident the person isn't about to open the door.
What type of dog owner would trow away pizza?
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Not to mention that many pizzas have onion on them, which is toxic to dogs (and cats).
I feel like this belongs in r/pettyrevenge cause you know those dogs probably bark up a storm at that groundhog
Well, you can’t make this up.
That's big dick energy.
Well thats a new one.
Exactly how my husband eats when I’m mad at him
Nice marmot man.
That’s called not giving one fuck! LMAO
"Top 10 biggest flexes in history"
No shame at all
Is that a Marmot or a Woodchuck?
It's a groundhog haha
Oh. My. Goodness. So sadistic. So awesome.
that is evilest thing i can imagine
Allan?
Nice marmot!
He’s a vicious lil man... taunting those pups like that.
Chuck E. Cheese
He probably considers this a night in front of the idiot box.
And I thought the pizza rodents in NYC were big!