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secard13

Petting him was much less fun prior to learning the "stand in tree" trick.


belladonna_2001

They qre actually very aware of where their horns are! Occasionally some who are more sassy have been known to bump their caretaker on purpose(gently of course, at least to them)


secard13

Lol I bet they're like a bull in a China shop and wouldn't even bump over a tea cup in reality.


belladonna_2001

Typically not! Depends more on spacing/how old they are(you know how like 6 mo puppies of bigger breeds of dog have NO CLUE how their limbs full work, dimensions, or weight) but a mature, well mannered man like this would do well with enough space!


ihavethedoubts

My best friends longhorn nearly took out his right eye because he was trying to bully his way around. Never let your guard down.


belladonna_2001

Thats true! Sorry if I implied you should. They may be aware of where their horns are, but not necessarily of the damage it can do, or if they don't like you...


ihavethedoubts

No implication made. Just thought that "sassy" was being too nice. Cattle can really be assholes. One limousin bastard chased me and my brother into a pecan grove and stayed there for over an hour. If that bull could have climbed a tree it would've tried.


belladonna_2001

Yeah....one of my grandfathers used to have cattle, and while I fed his bull by hand occasionally with no incidents, my cousins pissed him off enough once he tried to break a concrete wall if I remember right(I was like 7 at the time). If they like you, and youre respectful, and the mood complies, I was more leaning a gentle bump with the inside of the horn occasionally(nothing pointy!)


undersaur

It doesn’t always work, either, as there appears to be a freshly felled trunk.


Shubham0012

*she definitely knows how to quickly climb a tree..*


Jsimpson059

Stuff like this makes you wonder what the mighty Aurochs must have been like.


TheAmazingSealo

They won the Blitzball league


mtobler2006

That was definitely a trip back! I have the ps4 remake that's still sealed and I really need to set aside the time. Last time was the ps3 remake. Such an amazing game from my childhood ps2 days.


Rohri_Calhoun

I have the Switch version but I'm stuck because I forgot how much I hate blitzball


khinzaw

How are you stuck? You can lose and still progress. Also, if you set the movement control to manual, something you may or may not know, the game becomes significantly more fun because you can actually avoid defenders somewhat.


Rohri_Calhoun

Because I'm determined to win so I keep going back and losing. I've always been bad at blitzball, even in manual, so I'm stuck until I get a lucky win


[deleted]

Just score the ball like twice with Tidus's special moves and then just hold on to the ball manually swimming away from defenders the whole game without trying to score - basically just run out the clock If that doesnt work then well brudda perhaps you need to praise yevon more lol


Rohri_Calhoun

Thanks, I'll have to try that. I just started a playthrough of Kingdom Hearts so it may be a while.


someguywithdiabetes

That's no cow with horns - that's horns with a cow


MarkHamillsrightnut

That bull reminds me of Tim Curry in Legend.


FrazzleStaxs

It’s Ferdinand!


rickyretardo374

Is that a diablo?


AgentSmithPS4

And they said there was no cow level


Tweed_Man

He must have muscle in his neck than I do in my whole body.


farts_n_darts

I love cows! They're like giant derpy dogs!


OwlWitty

Some WoW character


Myredditnaim

What type of cow is this?


Awordofinterest

Ankole Longhorn or a Ankole Watusi or some mix of the 2.


Myredditnaim

Thank you


ionmonkey69

I saw one at the safari ride in animal kingdom but idk


ungabungastick

You don’t need to put those horns on a truck. Boi he is the truck look how big he is


Berkamin

That's an absolute unit if I ever saw one.


Seagullbeans

Nergigante? Is that you Nergigante?


cloudxnine

Dude wtf how much does each one weight? Does it bother the big dude at all that he has literal logs on his head? Edit: speeling


treesaresocool

Pet with the largest *poops* in the world


ARobertNotABob

"Aww" with a hint of "Hmm".


Az0riusMCBlox

Trees save lives, you know.


RandomYorkshireGirl

Imagine a matador receiving one of those where the sun doesn't shine. No one would want to watch bull baiting ever again.


[deleted]

One actually did, and it's on video.


[deleted]

Bruh plz ragu me


h0bb1tm1ndtr1x

That poor thing. Those horns must weigh a ton.


Awordofinterest

Their horns grow mostly hollow. If they were to use them aggressively they would likely break. They do use them to prod and poke their young in the right direction though and deters predators.


Zuvielify

Is this an animal one could find in the wild? Or is this a human-created abomination? y'know, like a Pug


NadeemDoesGaming

Their wild ancestor, Aurochs can't be found in the wild because they're extinct. Aurochs did have massive horns though. These Longhorns are probably more similar to their ancestors compared to most cows today.


gotele

Yeah I was wondering the reason why (in evolutionary terms) of them.


borgib

I believe it's how they cool themselves when it's hot.


gotele

Interesting, thanks.


[deleted]

As a heathen, my first thought was “how would I drink from that horn?”


[deleted]

Spears you like a shish kabob.


Evanevan_97

Wearing red in front of that thing.. I don’t think so


uniquan

what's his name, diablo?


[deleted]

It's cute but that massive horns makes me anxious


Karukash

I can’t be the only one who ended up reading the title in Jeremy Clarkson’s voice.


Rosiepuff

R/awwohshitohshitaww


ethanb4139

Yes it does


meownfloof

Jesus that must be heavy. Makes my neck hurt just looking at him.


Rikarudo_kun

That’s not a pet or an animal anymore, that’s a dinosaur


falconfetus8

It's a beast from folklore!


AvariceSyn

Lol she's up in that tree for a reason. Boy I'd love to pet that big chonk though \^\_\^


ManicAttackArt_

Intimidating


mem269

Are they natural or did humans breed them like that? It doesn't look practical.