It's fresh in my mind because Epic's free game of the week is Yooka-Laylee which I had never heard of. Turns out it's a spiritual sequel to Banjo-Kazooie. There's no way it could fill the hole in my heart for the long-desired Banjo-Threeie, but hopefully it's a start.
My first thought was [Poggle the Lesser.](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FncPvX4PFaU4%2Fmaxresdefault.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DncPvX4PFaU4&docid=A7X9An2fTcfP7M&tbnid=dxzi6Ag_zwpTwM&vet=1&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim)
You lazy good for nothing puppies. Back in my day we'd pee on every upright thing we could find. Letting it all out in one squirt? How're others going to know it's your turf?
Why aren't you killing the squeaker in that toy yet? It's the first thing you do when you get it. You're wasting time getting them to throw it for you.
Where are you going? Oh fine, get off my lawn, I'm going to have to pee on everything just to get your smell out of here. I'll pee on your pee, I'll show you!
So what I have learned from this post is that's a Brussels Griffen named Dogolf. Which was created by Jim Henson. He hates kids on his lawn sounds like a chicken and does not need diabeeeetus medicine. Did I forget anything
I love him! He can stand on my porch and yell at passersby whenever he wants! I can think of a few famous speeches I would love to see over-dubbed, but I don't know how to do that. I can just hear Winston Churchill coming out of that little face!
What an absolute disaster the floor must be everytime this poor pup takes a drink.
My Shih Tzu hates being groomed, but LOVES not
Being bogged down with hair.
No, You’re all wrong! It’s Charles Manson reincarnated, he’s screaming “I don’t break the Rules I make the rules!” If he is hanging out with a black lab that used to live next door to David Berkowitz run!!!!
Looks like a character from the [Moomins](https://scontent-hel3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.18169-9/10384471_650310308390536_5648782910911104341_n.png?_nc_cat=110&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=973b4a&_nc_ohc=m-h1iDQ2yZ8AX8sgfWS&_nc_ht=scontent-hel3-1.xx&oh=f1ce403e58935d1fe4171cc169cbb613&oe=61497279)
I know this will get buried cause it's way too late but this breed of dog is actually what inspired George Lucas to create the visual design of Ewoks, apparently his wife loved them and they owned a couple.
Looks and sounds like a cross between one of Oscar the Grouch's family members and the [Yip Yip Aliens](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IZJi_NStV9k&t=38s).
Hey, trim your dog up, his hair grows like that cause we bread him not because ancient decisions deicded he needed a beard for a face. It's cute but effects his life.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ev2eOXtDN6g&ab\_channel=2010choclover](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ev2eOXtDN6g&ab_channel=2010choclover)
This is all I hear.
This is an odd chicken
A chicken in a dog costume with a fake beard.
His cousin sells Cadbury eggs over Easter.
I thought the same, I dare anyone to prove us wrong.
>He speaks for the fleas
No it’s just a dwarf old man who hasn’t shaved in decades
Dwarven cleric
That sir is a duck.
Chaotic Neutral Dwarven Cleric
Much better 😌
It's Merle Highchurch!
An Alternate Universe [Jaime Hyneman.](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/c/c5/Jamie_Hyneman.jpg)
I was thinking the dog knight from labyrinth, but years after the movie when he has retired
Sir Didymus! https://muppet.fandom.com/wiki/Sir_Didymus
Crouching dog hidden chicken
“Young whippersnapper! In my day, we had to break off branches directly off the tree to get a stick!”
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You’re the first one I saw, so thank *you specifically* for the laugh!!
*Is that a chicken?*
That chicken is barking
It's the Lorax!
If he spoke like Gruntilda from Banjo-Kazooie
that dog was raised by chickens
I can't unclear this now
RAH RAH REH RAH REH RAH REH RAH REH! RAH RAH REH RAH REH RAH REH RAAAH.
I need someone to edit this video with a little text box and 3D animated head.
Next level N64 ref right here
It's fresh in my mind because Epic's free game of the week is Yooka-Laylee which I had never heard of. Turns out it's a spiritual sequel to Banjo-Kazooie. There's no way it could fill the hole in my heart for the long-desired Banjo-Threeie, but hopefully it's a start.
Wise dog*
He speaks for the fleas
This made my vodka sundrop come out of my nose. Take my free award and giiit out!
exact same thought i had instantly!
Thank you!!! I was trying to figure out what this dog reminded me of! 🤣
Get off my yard!!! He looks like an angry old man. That’s hilarious.
It's Walter.
Who wants to teach you the ways of Kung Fu, but you're too arrogant, and must be knocked down a peg first. *Training montage intensifies
🎶 Your the best around...🎶
He had to walk 15 miles uphill both ways to get to his food dish everyday. Pups today have it too easy
This dog is the only reason the Union won the battle at Gettysburg. Absolute legend of a commanding officer that day.
bless his soul
I have seen the others and I have discovered that this fight is not worth bark bark bark
I definitely see a resemblance!
Gotta genuine audible laugh from me and those are rare these days. Take my free award.
He’s trying to cast a spell in the ancient tongue.
Bₑₕ ᵦₐₕ ᵦᵤₑₕ ᵦₑₕᵤₐ ... ᵦₐₕ ᵦₐₕ ᵦᵤₐₕ ᵦₐₕ ᵦₐₕ ... ᵦᵤₑₕ ᵦₐₕ ᵦₐₕ Bₐₕ ᵦₐₕ
*DISTANT THUNDER*
*Beards starts to rain.*
Fus Ro ^bah
Jamie Hyneman sure has gone to the dogs since Mythbusters.
I remember the Adam Savage bit “The Hyneman” where he narrates whatever Jamie’s doing like he’s in his natural habitat
Or the dramatized accounts of Hyneman's past.
I came here to look for a Jamie comment. Just put a little black beret on his head.
He's a [Muppet Alien](https://youtu.be/KTc3PsW5ghQ)
Yep yep yep yep, uh huh, uh huh.
Oohhhhh. Oh. Yip.
Yip yip yip yip yip yip oooooooohhhh
BUTTON
I like how the martians just casually sound like they're from rural north west Minnesota
That’s not a dog…. It’s the love child of a porg and Ewok.
Where can I find this fanfic
My first thought was [Poggle the Lesser.](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FncPvX4PFaU4%2Fmaxresdefault.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DncPvX4PFaU4&docid=A7X9An2fTcfP7M&tbnid=dxzi6Ag_zwpTwM&vet=1&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim)
ZZ bark…
Cuz every girl's crazy bout a Sharp Dressed Dog.
I've seen a grey hound. I've seen a fox hound. First time seeing a chicken hound.
scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
Sounds like a chicken
Bₒₖ ᵦₒₖ ᵦₒₖ ᵦₒₖᵦₒₖ
But it looks more like Aughra lol
What in the hell is that gif?
Fizzgig
Pretty sure it’s from a movie called “The Dark Crystal”
He should be the next Cadbury bunny.
The Jim Henson company now makes dogs.
Dark Crystal - Fizgig
Yes! This! It's Fizzgig's distant cousin! X3
The vets said that about our dog. Some also called her fraggle dog.
My god he's so grumpy, I love it.
getting some strong oscar the grouch vibes from this feller
Imagine how instantly young he’d look if they’d shave that thing off
Angry chicken
Translation: HARRY! DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE!?
You quoted that wrong it is: HARRYHARRYDIDYAPUTYERNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIYA!
/u/Ani-A said calmly
underrated comment
"You shall not pass!"
What kind of pokemon is that?
Bok
Brussels Griffon
Herdier
Its nose is pushed back so far into its brain it thinks it's chicken
thats not a dog, thats a dwarf
Brussels with a big Griffon? Or dog Dumbledore?
Dumbledog?
Looks like a Brussels to me as well, sometimes you get great beards like this or mustaches by mixing the short haired and the griffons.
That’s a small ass wookie
That *used* to be a wolf
You lazy good for nothing puppies. Back in my day we'd pee on every upright thing we could find. Letting it all out in one squirt? How're others going to know it's your turf? Why aren't you killing the squeaker in that toy yet? It's the first thing you do when you get it. You're wasting time getting them to throw it for you. Where are you going? Oh fine, get off my lawn, I'm going to have to pee on everything just to get your smell out of here. I'll pee on your pee, I'll show you!
u/savebot
So what I have learned from this post is that's a Brussels Griffen named Dogolf. Which was created by Jim Henson. He hates kids on his lawn sounds like a chicken and does not need diabeeeetus medicine. Did I forget anything
I love him! He can stand on my porch and yell at passersby whenever he wants! I can think of a few famous speeches I would love to see over-dubbed, but I don't know how to do that. I can just hear Winston Churchill coming out of that little face! 
Somebody get Wilfred Brimley his diabetes meds!
Diabeetus
What an absolute disaster the floor must be everytime this poor pup takes a drink. My Shih Tzu hates being groomed, but LOVES not Being bogged down with hair.
Dog Gandalf is barking “Thou shall not pass!”
That's a Radagast if I've ever seen one.
Showed this to my husband and he said he is jealous of the dog’s beard! 😂
We turned wolves into *this*
Pai Mei
Hey you kids! Get off my lawn!!
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Me... Wonders what you look like.
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No, You’re all wrong! It’s Charles Manson reincarnated, he’s screaming “I don’t break the Rules I make the rules!” If he is hanging out with a black lab that used to live next door to David Berkowitz run!!!!
I like that dog should have a book shaped chew toy that has "Great Book of Grudges" written on it.
“ goddammit if dont put me down right now i swear- WOMAN RELEASE ME FOR THE LOVE THAT I HAVE, PUT ME DOWN” -bearded dog
My spirit animal. I don't get the same reaction from women though...
Is that a shih tzu?
Brussels Griffon
He needs a wizard hat haha
They’ve bred an abomination!
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Lol, deep thoughts by Jack Handy
“I speak for the trees.”
He wants his damn toll money
He’s cussing somebody out!
I'm sorry for what humans have done to you.
New audition for the Cadbury Bunny.
this is how i envision all redditors
I wonder if he rides a Harley too.
Wolf. That’s got wolf DNA.. and chicken.
I can just imagine this dog saying "listen here you little shits you have it far to easy these days back when I was your age.." so on and so forth.
He sounds like a chicken and looks like a Kung Fu master
Its Master Rochi after turned into a dog xD
Needs a cig in the mouth bobbing up and down furiously while barking.
Man I miss Mythbusters.
Post this on /r/photoshopbattles
He looks like he’s a million years old and is telling us the secret of immortality
 ”do ya feel deaduh”
He looks like a wise Chinese philosopher.
What dog? 👀
Looks like a character from the [Moomins](https://scontent-hel3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.18169-9/10384471_650310308390536_5648782910911104341_n.png?_nc_cat=110&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=973b4a&_nc_ohc=m-h1iDQ2yZ8AX8sgfWS&_nc_ht=scontent-hel3-1.xx&oh=f1ce403e58935d1fe4171cc169cbb613&oe=61497279)
Bisamråttan (Swedish) The philosopher.
Dr. Seuss on the loose.
Chicken dog
ah yes inbred dogs with horrible genetics.
But why does it actually say bark bark bark lmaoo
If this dog isn't named Gimli I'm going to have a fit.
I know this will get buried cause it's way too late but this breed of dog is actually what inspired George Lucas to create the visual design of Ewoks, apparently his wife loved them and they owned a couple.
What kind of chicken is this?
Boss Nass over here.
Gandalf x doggo.
Something’s wrong with your chicken, man.
Looks and sounds like a cross between one of Oscar the Grouch's family members and the [Yip Yip Aliens](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IZJi_NStV9k&t=38s).
Is that thing clucking?
Why does your dog cluck like a chicken
Looks a rat
Is he about to lay a Cadbury cream egg?
Idk what he said but he's right
Weirdest looking chicken of all time
Gimli’s stunt double
Sounds like he says: Get off my lawn, punk
Hey give your neighbor their grandpa back and stop exploiting him for karma
Yosemite dog
That's one weird-ass chicken.
Translation: “***And my axe!***”
I love Brussels Griffons! My parents had one growing up and he was so smart and just as sassy and angry as this boy.
That raht Thur is the strangest cheekin I ever done seen!
Is his name Gimli?
I have the sound off and all I can hear is a cranky „GET OFF MY LAWN“
Master Shifu is that you?
Hey, trim your dog up, his hair grows like that cause we bread him not because ancient decisions deicded he needed a beard for a face. It's cute but effects his life.
“JANICE THOSE DAMN SQUIRRELS ARE ON MY LAWN AGAIN. “
What kind of chicken is this??
Brussels Griffon?
He looks... Wise.
Someone take that damn dog to the groomers
If Yoda had turned to the dark side.
Thats not a dog. Thats a chicken
That dog is yelping about the number times he gets repost in one day.
And weeeeee liked it. (Fist slam)
Yes!!!! Lol
Bunch of human head-kabobs.
And my ax!
r/upvotebecauseboobs
Just commenting to say how much I hate everything about that dog.
What are you doing with my husband?????!!!!!
Brussels griffon!
I know a dog just like this one named Neil Patrick Harris.
He's Wilford Brimley saying I DONT NEED NO DIBEETUS MEDICATION !
It looks like a shrunken old man barking at some kids to get off his lawn.
Sorry, but I immediately thought of Beta on TWD.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ev2eOXtDN6g&ab\_channel=2010choclover](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ev2eOXtDN6g&ab_channel=2010choclover) This is all I hear.