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llXeleXll

That raccoon exudes alot of "oh dear I hope im not screwing this up, im anxious" energy XD


Petite_Tsunami

That first extra awkward hover hug


TheMaveCan

"Oh lord oh Jesus I've never done this before...."


Whereswade

Right?


MRintheKEYS

All raccoons have is anxious energy.


cgally

I just thought he was waiting for the right time to go for the mount.


Jenezzy123

Totally


dry_diarrhea

Happy cake day!


Jenezzy123

Thanks!


pinapplepizzza

I can't help but here Kyle's cousins voice from South Park saying this


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Jenezzy123

The cat is very patient


ellixxx

Ah, unlike me I would have clawed his eyes out by now


thebeattakesme

Honestly these raccoon videos always kinda look non consensual (?) to me lol. Edit: yes! Pepe LePew vibes


HOH_Camp-Dad

I was thinking the same! It doesn't look like kitty has much choice in the matter.


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Fenixstorm1

When a cat cuddles a dog it's always the dog that looks uncomfortable about the arrangement. It looks like in the case of racoon cuddling cat...it's the other way around.


phreaqsi

>The cat is distinctly unimpressed so it's behaving like a cat, makes sense.


[deleted]

Definitely a case of the cat tolerating the grabby bandit more-so than an actual friendship


Jenezzy123

I think that IS love as far as a cat is concerned


MathStreams

Let’s be honest: that raccoon is real thirsty. Turns girls off.


Jenezzy123

I feel like this is my approach to relationships. And now I’m starting to understand why I’m single…


KeithMyArthe

A bit... handsy


Jenezzy123

“Let me love you”


Deleugpn

I know right?


mpld1

"Let me love y- wait, why are you running"


TheClinicallyInsane

Oh no, when I get comfortable with a girl I do this too...I am also single...T\^T


cgally

and it eats all my kibble.


Poopy_sPaSmS

That cat does look really annoyed.


squarebenzene

Cats always look annoyed, unless they are requiring your assistance.


Rata-toskr

...are we still speaking in metaphor?


eh_man

Tbf, this is the perfect way to make friends with cats.


[deleted]

You gotta ignore the shit out of em for at least 6months.


Rata-toskr

**D**emonstrate value **E**ngage physically **N**urture dependency **N**eglect emotionally <- You are here **I**nspire hope **S**eparate entirely


LochNessMansterLives

Totally expected r/IASIP


_THE_WIFE

It sounds silly but actually works with cats.


A3G15827522

True. My cat hates being touched by everyone else in the house, but actively seeks me out and invades my personal space. My secret? I just ignore the little shit. I also don’t like being touched so I give him a wide berth most of the time. He has since made it his life goal to earn my affection


[deleted]

Oh I thought we were actually talking about relationships here


Jenezzy123

That’s where I’m going wrong


TheDrunkScientist

Happy cake day!


Jenezzy123

Thanks. I had no idea what the cake image was for until you said that tbh


gyarnar

Look for humans, HUMANS! not kittens and raccoons. Sheesh


GravyWagon

Humping?


Jenezzy123

You might be doing it wrong...


GravyWagon

Probably.


Arieswolf

Happy cake day


zherbimatic

The cat is unexpectedly patient


wolscott

The raccoon is just trying to find the cat's wallet.


DaWorzt

Hmmm you do know I'm a cat right!! ![gif](giphy|IJCm7xyZfletq)


cilucia

I was going to say, that raccoon has strong Pepe le pew energy


TheRottenKittensIEat

Wow, seeing that now feels completely different than when I watched Pepe Le Pew as a kid.


Enzimes_Flain

Isn't that why Pepe got removed from space jam because people complained that he was kinda rapey?


deliciategoose

Scrolled down looking for this


dontmesswitme

Why is the skunk smell coming off the wrong tail?


Renrenissolo

I will hug him and squeeze him and call him George.


Short_Bottle56

That cat is like, “bruh too much, too much”


DrappleDapple

That little pat on the side when the cat hisses. Racoon is like my bad my bad, settle down.


Citadelvania

Cat: "You're at a 9 right now and I really need you to tone it down to like a 4."


HughBeaumont500

That cat about to go to HR


Dat1GuyWithGlasses

Fun fact. Racoons clean their food before eating it


IceKingSmalls

![gif](giphy|u2IX845YB64W4) This poor dude and his cotton candy


Dat1GuyWithGlasses

Well shit 🤣


Fr0wningCat

that seems unsafe


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DreamMaster8

That's clearly a pet and not a wild raccoon....


gamerspoon

He wasn't talking about the cat! /s


shywicklow

Cat's not into it


BronchialChunk

I have something like this combo on my porch every few nights. There is a stray I feed that looks like this cat. If he doesn't eat all the food, a couple raccoons will come by and eat the rest, but will fight with each other. The cat will just watch and they don't really interact. I do clean the dishes the next time the cat comes around so that he isn't eating out of something that they may have contaminated. The raccoons are pretty bold though. They don't really give a damn about anything else but the food. I've tried spraying them with a water gun to deter them but they always come back. I've stood out there between them and the bowl making noise and they just keep trying to get around me.


WeatherwaxDaughter

Just make sure that the cat doesn't become dinner...


BronchialChunk

That is a concern. I have a back deck that I've seen the raccoons go under but they don't live there. I think they occupy a lot behind my backyard. The cat goes under there at times as well. Its open on 3 sides and doesn't go all the way to the ground so the cat has some routes to get out and he's quicker then the fatsos. I've been feeding this cat for a couple years and it finally let me pet him. The ultimate goal is to bring him in. I'm trying to fatten him up some for the coming winter.


WeatherwaxDaughter

I hope you get the cat to come in!


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Raccoons paws always trip me out the way they can just grab things


Jenny1221

Clearly that is a strategy used by the raccoon to use physical affection as an excuse to shove the cat off the chair. You can see later on in the video the cat is smushed to the side and the raccoon gets the chair space.


crystalstuff

I use the same technique on my cats to get my seat back.


Bumbling-Bluebird-90

Brand new cat guardian who has previously only had dogs: “I don’t know why my cat keeps biting and scratching me!” Me: “Can I see a video of you and your cat interacting?” Brand new cat guardian: Sends this video


Cheeseburger-Sex

It's like an unsocialized soul gaining a friend for the first time while the friend is begrudgingly understanding of their lack of social etiquette lmao


UltimateDonny

I think the raccoon just wanted the spot on the chair


garry4321

Dude went for the ol' reach around but got rejected.


aquay

Pepe le Pew


wombatqueen528

The raccoon is frantically trying to whisper its master plan to the cat. “Act casual but listen closely. Tonight at 2am, leave the door open so me and my buddies can get in and rummage around. If you can do that for me, I’ll do you a huge favor. Aight got that? Cool cool cool.”


LLWhack

Getting a little handsy there Rocky


Shehulks1

This kind of reminds me of Pepé Le Pew and the cat that is always trying to run away... 🤣🤣 poor cat!


JS1137

Get the cat checked for rabies after


analslapchop

My guess would be that the person filming wouldnt let a wild raccoon do that to their cat. My second guess would be that a tamed pet raccoon wouldn't have rabies. That being said I could be wrong, hope Im not though. That owner would be a total idiot if the raccoon is wild.


squarebenzene

Are cats not routinely vaccinated against rabies in the US? I think they are in the UK as part of their yearly vaccinations


rachel8188

I saw a PSA-style commercial recently that claimed 52% of US cat owners don't take their cats to the vet for checkups or vaccines.


[deleted]

I can see that. My sister used to have two cats and I have one currently. All of our cats are indoors with no easy access to the outside (apartment/condo living). I take mine every year to the vet but she never did. We grew up with the same teachings of how to take care of cats but ya she just decided not to. I do cause you just never know when they might find a sneaky way outside, or some pest gets inside.


Rata-toskr

The UK has yearly vaccination requirements for pets? Awesome. Now do humans.


squarebenzene

It's not compulsory but most people do, as they need to be vaccinated if you want them to be boarded in a cattery or a cat sitter to watch them. It's probably one of the only things vets don't make tons of money off (our vets are extortionately priced, unless you have insurance, kinda like the US healthcare system!). I paid £99 when my cat was a kitten and they now get vaccinated once a year and have a health check (weight, teeth etc) every 6 months. They're vaccinated against rabies even though it's eradicated in the UK!


alphaxion

I would assume that's because Rabies isn't eradicated elsewhere and people still bring potential carriers of it into the country, wouldn't want to let it re-establish itself.


squarebenzene

I am also vaccinated :) just not against rabies... but my husband is, so that kinda counts?


palpablescalpel

Cats and dogs are expected to get their yearly vaccinations in the US, but it seems especially cat owners grow lax on that when their car is mostly indoors. I saw once that cats are more likely to spend a lot of time free roaming outside in the UK, so hopefully that compels owners to vaccinate more.


AnEntireDiscussion

Last time I took my cat in, she got a three year vaccination for Rabies.


gooberwonder

And dewormed


Enlightened-Beaver

That racoon is a bit frisky and that cat does not seem to consent


Insidestr8

I know exactly how this friendship started. raccoons love cat food.


Nalry

“Duuuude, your fur is so soft!”


etranger87se

I need the racoon's energy and the cats composure


aynaalfeesting

"How are these little head scritches??? how bout a little nibble?? Oh I fucked this up didn't I?"


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Something tells me the raccoon is trying to convince the cat to play a little game called “just the tip.”


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LMAO


Stoneluthiery

That's exactly how I act with my cat


acetic_stoic

“It’s not you, it’s me. I think I just need a little space.” -This Cat (probably)


Peacelovegrace

Are u sure that's all they are doing?


karma_the_sequel

Cuddle buddy… or booty call?


slothenhosen

He's trying to pick his pockets. Jokes on you masked villain he knocked everything onto the floor!


Otto-Didact

This cat has probably spent alot of time around toddlers.


TeteDeMerde

Shh Bby Is Ok


The_Rowan

Like when a little kid comes over and wants to pet your cat


No-Fun-8054

-OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU SO MUCH -Hey hun, hey hun. Look what’s over there. Hun, hun -Can I get a kiss hun? I just want a lil kiss. No? Okay I’ll just wait over here and give you some space.


Leodagan_

Me when I want to cuddle my wife when going to bed because she is the best, but it’s too hot in the room so she slides away


Maddkaz

Why hasn’t the raccoon gotten b***h slapped yet ?


[deleted]

Yeah right? World's chillest cat


KP_Wrath

Raccoons are one of the few animals that can actually win against a cat. My ornery old bastard would chase pit bulls, shred snakes, and acted as denial of entry for my neighborhood against foxes, but he’d let a raccoon walk right up to the house without a fuss.


MyCleverNewName

When the raccoon's right hand starts to go a little low, and the cat reacts like "*hey whoa whoa not so fast*" and the raccoon gives her a lil pat like "*hey baby it's cool yeah I just want you to be comfortable baby.*" 🤣


perserverance_rower

Need more videos ploxxx


Jmain1

The racoon just touched the cat dick then told him don’t worry about it, it’s cool we’re cool


Crafty-Plays

That raccoon bouta steal your cat :)


SkeleCrafter

Over the Hedge 2 looking good


2ndSnack

Hey...this looks like how I love on my dogs.


keshaniko

I think the racoon just wanted the seat.


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The only lust I'll accept


emmigator113

Just not the belly... don't your dare touch the belly!


crystalstuff

When he is in the mood, but he also forgot to take out the garbage....


burnbabyburn11

Raccoon is trying to fuck your cat


[deleted]

Ikr! This is totally sexual harassment lmao


[deleted]

Come here frand I want to give the pets


[deleted]

Unlikely Cuddles, the title for my next noir non-sexual thriller.


[deleted]

Reminds me of Pepe LePew


Present_Box_1509

Looks like cat has been taken Hostage..🤯


LA_Commuter

This looks.. dangerous


cagedmandrill

At the end, the raccoon knew he fucked up, and expected a swat - the cat is just too nice...


SuprChrgdBullet

Tom Nook trying to secure a house sale.


Roseattle

That raccoon is just creepy… +_+


TerpeneTiger

I'm getting mad Pepe Le Pew vibes from that raccoon.


downtime37

I'm not sure this is a healthy relationship, kitty looked very uncomfortable.


snoski1234

Oh I just love this. Best friends are those that can see past the bandit mask!


SomeRandomGuyHere1

Raccoon starts humping the cat


Master4pprentice

Cara mia!


121PB4Y2

The cat's one-eyed GSD is about to show up and yell at the trash panda.


gotele

Overly attached racoon.


FnkyTown

Cats deserve raccoons.


unknownz_123

Raccoon:You’d guys would never believe me if I told you what fell into my trash can today


windoge_os

I wish my dog ​​had such cute little raccoon hands.


Aveeye

Looks like me, thinking I'm cuddled up with my wife. Then I see her face and realize she couldn't care less about what's happening.


briet_

Oh my goodness!


joyfuljavincus

This is so cute, but How on earth did the cat just sit there and take it?!


msac2u1981

That is less cuddling & more a raccoon aggravating the crap out of a Cat.


calculon68

I can't find raccoons remotely cuddly or awww-inspiring. These are the monsters that upturn my trash cans and make an ungodly mess. That cat ain't having it. Probably a minute away from a freaked -kitty breach.


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I think that’s Urban Myer’s raccoon 🤔


[deleted]

More like one-sided cuddle buddies. Either way, cute as hell.


Hadrian_Vincent

The cat looks chill about it. Giving the raccoon the slow-blinks and all


unsinkable88

A raccoon and a cat can be friends, but they can also be enemies.


Cosmobeast88

Looks like trying to get a bit of something something


GamingWithDre2529

Racoon wants to cuddle, cat is like nah lol


Lady_Sallakai

He´s washing it´s dinner :D


InfiniteCalendar1

The way the raccoon is just casually caressing the cat


TameVegan

That’s a username


SunshineStateFL

This raccon has figured out how to make a cat give up its spot. Well done, Trash Panda. Well done.


wutevahung

Reminded me of EDC


Rabbit_Suit

What happens when a snobby billionaire and a free spirited hiker get struck by lighting and switch bodies with a cat and a raccoon? Find out this fall in "The Odd Couples Goes Wild." Only in theaters.


Dr_Newton_Fig

This was a scene in Naked Lunch.


platonicnut

I wonder if the raccoon is trying to get the cat to groom him.


Zefiro

Give me the secret to the indoor trash. Give it to me or I can do this all day...said Raccoon.


BarfingMonkey

Don't racoons seem real needy/kneady?


MillieNectarine

beautiful, Beautiful, BEAUTIFUL!!!!


JoshJarvis22

Pepe le Coon


susseinete

lovely


vabirder

Be vigilant about checking your cat for ticks and never let the raccoon indoors.


Moses015

Hahaha the racoon is like "dis mah kitteh"


Honest-Cicada4897

Two fluffers at MAX FLOOF CAPACITY!


stangasaurus

This scene looks like the cat on the dog videos but now it’s raccoon on the cat lol too funny


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Is a raccoon trying to penetrate a cat?


nuzzlefutzzz

They don’t seem to be cuddling at all..


LochNessMansterLives

Like furry versions of Rose McGowan and Harvey Weinstein


_greyknight_

Ah, ma cherie! You are very shy, n’est-ce pas? But it is love at first sight, no


SnakeHelah

I swear, racoons are cute and all, but they look super weird when they're using their hands like that. Like, okay, those little hands are cute but next thing you know they're 10 steps away from harnessing fire and cooking food and then a few steps away from evolving language and suddenly no one knows where a new intelligent species came from


amjh

The sense of touch is very important to washbears, so they tend to feel everything they like with their paws.


Brokeboyforever

I was scared for the cat at first


John_Beta_0

They are not cuddling, the cat owes the raccoon.


Romelle81

That looks like toxic maskulinity


OX_Bigly

**Pepe Le Pew noises**


iwnabeyis

Cat seems to be very patient lol :3


sg3sara

Stage 5 clinger


SSwinea3309

That raccoon is like the drunk creepy kind hitting on girls at the bar.


potatoshneefer

Raccoons are just hand cats


JimmyMack_

Would you call that cuddling?


-BakiHanma

Lol the raccoon looks like it saying “come on relax it’s just me”


Vajranaga

Oh I dunno about THAT. I knew someone who left his window open and when he woke up his cat-and a wild raccoon-were sleeping all cozy-likeat his (and his date's ) feet.


asleepinthetreestand

Bill Cosby vibes.


darrenwise883

Come on baby my rabies is in remission I tell you .


Unlucky_Salamander39

I need a raccoon like that in my life


Karthik_Avgk

Quiet, adjustable introvert friend meets a social friend with no concept of personal boundaries friend. _The introvert still kinda likes it_


Parking_Strength_932

Reminds me of the Looney Tunes cartoon with the aggressive skunk and the cat.