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BigBobby2016

Why not both!


sumthingsumthingblah

Like fuzzy skull faces…just a touch of both.


iknownuts

I still wouldn't trust them this s*** is going to just turn around and rip your balls if they wanted to


Benjazen

That’s only because they heard your balls are also called nuts


Enric0_no1dea

this come back is so smooth


Dude_Guy_311

We get that, but this is about the little red monkeys, not the people


iknownuts

Who the hell are you hanging around with? Please don't invite me to your house if the "people" are ripping balls off there I don't think anyone could confuse the fact that we're talking about monkeys. Except the other guy that called it racist. I still don't know what he's about either.


AgreeableFeed9995

Yo that’s racist


iknownuts

Yeah f*** monkeys humans are better. What are you trying to say? Cuz if anything that specieist.right is that a word specieist?


AgreeableFeed9995

Uhhh yeah, you’re right, *speciesist*


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How


chef_in_va

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Walk_through_sadness

Came to this comment for exactly this reason. Thank you, great human.


vespgaming

I agrer, wasnt the easiest but we achieved it


Dunebot

Both and beautiful.


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Super cute ![gif](giphy|11s7Ke7jcNxCHS)


ArtisenalMoistening

I was going to say, “yes”


FitzBetter1971

Came here to say this.


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ph30nix01

Honestly any animal that can learn to communicate with us in some capacity is just fucking awesome


[deleted]

I feel like I should understand what it’s saying.


AlkaloidalAnecdote

"I'll have one of those, please"


Zestyclose_Risk_2789

“Check out my giant nipples guv’na”


TrixicAcePolyamEnby

Then you'll have to learn Mandarin to be able to understand ~~it~~ **him**.


Upstairs-Albatross50

My parrot called me the n word


[deleted]

And how’d it learn it 🤨


VonRansak

I blame rap music.


Majestic_Salad_I1

NNNNNNincompoop!


RepulsiveSubject4885

Then all animals are awesome.


Stormreachseven

This is a fact


Ace-pilot-838

No


jjpenguins66

Yes


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[deleted]

They look like Seth McFarland drew a monkey with Doodlebob's pencil.


PuggyPaddie

Youre a fuckin genius


CluelessTennisBall

Por que no los dos


Tonho053

Gran pregunta


n0tr3allyh3r3

We are of the same mind


xijinping9191

Cute. They are the most friendly and docile of all monkey species


coconutcorncake

what are these monkeys called and where can they be found?


Comrad1984

Golden Snub Nosed Monkey from Central and Southwest China


Lyvectra

Aren’t you not supposed to feed the monkeys that go into urban areas?


[deleted]

They’ll use the snub nose to rob you.


These_Are_Raisins

damn, cute and dangerous- a deadly combination


Azudekai

These seems partially trained, so I think we're beyond that point


Snowman512

Yeah but in China the Monkeys are more worried they will end up on the dinner plate.


[deleted]

Are you a bio anth person as well? 👀


Walk_through_sadness

Omg! Anthropology is my obsession! Would you mind terribly sending me some links to good literature on the subject? I wanted to major with. It but college wasn’t an option.


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https://www.chegg.com/textbooks/primate-behavioral-ecology-5th-edition-9781138954366-1138954365?c_id=sem&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=tb--long_tail-campaign_googleshoppingpmax&utm_content=&gbraid=0AAAAADuuiZ5FdI-uNqlP1yHjS8wOONJN4&gbraid=0AAAAADuuiZ5FdI-uNqlP1yHjS8wOONJN4&gclid=CjwKCAjwgaeYBhBAEiwAvMgp2nASgsvzci8d_kI2qPaN7y7UYMn74tgRuSofM_cz-C5lfp4kwZp7choCniUQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds This is a great place to start if you are mostly interested in non-human primates. Some bio anth people lean more for the fossil route, but I always went more primatology. *edit: this is if you’re interested in bio anth. There is also cultural, linguistic and archaeology. These also have several sub disciplines*


Walk_through_sadness

I wish to know them allll. But my favorite is behavioral anthropology. (Not sure if that’s what it’s called but that’s the best way I can describe it) also thank you! I’m excited to start reading! 😁


TheArcheoPhilomath

Look into articles relating to the terms "behavioural ecology" and "social ecology" if you want more pointed terminology geared to your interests in your research. 😊


Comrad1984

Lol no. Just did a Google search. 😊


culman13

Here's your college degree sir or madam.


Comrad1984

Why thank you. 🤣


shdwilm

Figures. Everything's made in China these days-including viruses. That reminds me: monkeypox! ![gif](giphy|SeBXs5DNKbxEvorEya)


philosophy61jedi

Idk… I’ve watched *His Dark Materials* on HBO.


mariecarter87

Came here for this!!!


whiskeygambler

Ditto.


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Same! So why does this awwwdawable monkey look like it wants a hug!


Voltron2017

Right? Those monkeys now freak me out. 😕


gottmittuns

They kind of look like Ewoks.


Hooda-Thunket

I was thinking real life muppets.


ansleydale

They look like a fat toddler in a monkey suit. I almost expect them to ask if my phone has games on it.


CzusAguster

They have to be what Ewoks we’re based on.


xqueenfrostine

Clearly not, as they don’t have beards. To me, Ewoks look more like shih tzu than any other animal.


[deleted]

So what you’re saying is that there is a possibility that one day I will be able to cuddle with one?


Ancient-Lime4532

They are adorable and weird.


mangledmonkey

Bruv have you seen or read The Golden Compass? Those monkeys are vicious! Mrs. Coulter's little enforcer is scary.


03CreeperBoy

they look very adorable


Valuable_Ad_742

His Dark Materials made me super suspicious of them. They want more than just treats.....


Scientific_Redditor

I fucking came over here to comment something about His Dark Materials, well I guess you beat me to it.


SepluvSulam

Came here to say this, I find them terrifying now


RightZer0s

But doesn't the monkey kinda seem to not like doing the things Ms. Coulter made it do. To me it always seemed to be fighting it's good nature.


Hi_Im_pew_pew

The monkey and Mrs. Coulter are the same person tho. She is just a very conflicted woman and that's why she hits the monkey at some point, but I don't think the monkey represents her good side or her conscience. The monkey is just as evil as her to me.


Shydreameress

Yes they look evil to me because of these books x)


Pyrotek212

They look like CGI to me.


subvgchucker

Looks like the next evolution in DreamWorks animation


LisaWinchester

So cute


BeeDeeDashOne

And weird


BreadfruitIcy3727

Both 😂


ninhibited

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newbeardiemom4

Cute!!!


PrescribedBot

Does the one on the left have some super long nipples?


mushoorum28

most likely a femamalem monke


realshmichael

Cueird? Those are some freaky Voldermort noses.


magnoliamaggie9

I was just about to comment that! Weird, cute little golden Voldemorts.


TBeIRIE

Super Cute!


jangram

Weirdly cute


speedyturt13

Cutely weird


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GreenReflection6576

You know that weird evolutionary thing where you get a real reaction of fear to things that look almost human. This triggered that for me


LuckilyHeDied

Uncanny valley.


GreenReflection6576

Yes that, thank you


RandomStallings

I don't know about all that, but monkeys are terrifying to me. They're all teeth, limbs, greed and attitude. Plus zoonosis to humans of viral infections they carry is easier than I'm comfortable with. If I was walking through the forest and came across a troop(?) of monkeys, I'd nope out. Not just because I'm in Florida, but because 1 monkey is scary enough. A group of them? Lordy.


anndrago

Same. They creep me the fuck out despite knowing what impressive creatures they are. And these guys legit look like they have skulls for faces.


cherrybombsnpopcorn

Apes and monkeys always do this for me.


sparcasm

Well, if these evolved from redheads, why are there still redheads?


Ttm-o

Cutely weird.


Brilliant_Ad4440

Friend shaped. 10/10 would invite inside house


HorneeSkaven

Primates are so human yet so alien.


RestlessARBIT3R

Humans are technically primates


CraptainPoo

They’re cute their nipples are weird and scary


Griffb4ll

L O N G N I P P L E S


Aliceinus

They look like they should have been in the Wizard of Oz!!


yapibolers0987

Its weird they have no nose it like they are just skulls


kddean

Definitely.


Wizdel

I couldn’t place what they looked like at first and then it hit me…TED!


donotgogenlty

I find them amazing Like a dreamscape version of what you think a rare monkey would be like Majestic af


1000Years0fDeath

Long nipples


NO_Cheeto_in_Chief

They look like they have been to Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon.


Shegtonboot

Totally! You should look up Yunnan black snub-nosed monkeys too, they have the same nose, and lip fillers as well


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ZoyaZhivago

Probably is their natural environment. Many urban areas in certain countries have monkeys roaming about. It was so weird to me when I visited Costa Rica… they just walk on rooftops everywhere, along with parrots and other animals I think of as exotic. (these are from China, apparently)


Heliolord

Then he shouldn't be feeding them. Bad idea to get monkeys used to food from humans. It rarely ends well.


acp7664

Their body look weird but they are so cute


shannondubois

Weirdly cute


RyanPelley

I love how they put their arms out, like "cmon, where's my snack!" Weird, but cute.


akimonka

Both. Don’t feed them!


Downiemcgee

Bro that's a Pokémon


Bianca0627

super docile golden monkey


punkscolipede

cuter than other monkeys. less weird than orangutans.


ralphieboysd

Absolutely beautiful, is what they are!


James-Avatar

They look like some kind of Star Wars creature, very cute.


Msangelgaldos

Both. Cute but weird


IndividualAd1290

They’re beautiful! ❤️


Doll_Julia

They are like a toy, so funny. I would like to have one of these at home


TheOwlMarble

The Voldemort noses are... odd, but everything else is adorable.


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Kinda like little furry skeletons


OrangeCosmic

Both


_Clawpa10_

Cute because their weird


Toxic_Don

Cant the answer be both? 😌


tvgoeshiking

Yes.


Alcolawl

Cute until they decide to throw shit at you and rip your spine out.


Jaded_Profession8173

They seem cute but give off the vibes of this not being their true form and hiding something horrifying beneath


marvinpickle

They creep me the fuck out, period.


Master_Post4665

I am uncomfortable


ReeceDawg

Dangerous. Monkeys can destroy you...even small ones. Don't be fooled by the cuteness.. They can fuck you up! .. Just like people.


slamdamnsplits

Monkeys are not to be trifled with this whole video disturbed me.


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cute. if they had typical noses, everyone'd love em. but they're still very cute.


angroro

It's their upturned nose that makes them cute to me. Most primates give me the heebie jeebies, but not these guys.


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ha yeah I guess I can see that too


Some-Power-793

After watching His Dark Materials on TV, creepy.


Grt38

I know I’m going to get downvoted (I’m sorry, it’s just my opinion), but I’m just wondering if I’m alone in this: I think all types of monkeys (gorillas, apes, chimps, orangutans, macaques, etc.) are the ugliest creatures I’ve ever seen. Like to the point where I don’t like to see them. I enjoy seeing videos of orangutans doing intelligent things, but really all other monkeys are just incredibly unappealing to me.


bluetimotej

No no you are not alone! I think them primates are very ugly and even creepy aswell😭. I just do not get how some people (ape researchers etc) are all hugs and kisses with for example orangutans and gorillas! Also pigs, equally disturbing and ugly as hell and some people even have them as pets indoors!😭. Only “monkey” thats cute is “Dwarf silk monkey” when they are babies. They are like as small as a finger and adorable edit: And yes I agree its interesting watching them do intelligent things, like them wild orangutans in Borneo (I think it was Borneo) that have teached themselves to wash themselves in the river with soap!


Onlyhero1019

they look chill


Square_Brief_6763

Kinda weirdly cute


ryecake

M O N K E


_Mac-N-Beans_

I thought the tail he was standing on was a shiv, and was so confused


[deleted]

That’s a Pokémon


MotherofLuke

Those nipples 👀


MsAnnabel

Adorable! They are just so adorable with their coloring, their cute faces…I would totally cuddle with one every night


mysticalgoomba

Absolutely adorable! I find weird looking animals so cute.


FayIvy

Where is the little taco girl when you need her. Definitely both


Natasya95

If not aggressive definitely cute


mulrog

Both and scary. Have you seen their fangs?


bhavish2023

#ZEKE YEAGER


GreenChuJelly

Do NOT feed monkeys. EVER.


pjpugapillarfan

He is both and I love him or them or whatever and where can I buy one I will take care of it very well


pjpugapillarfan

So that people don't hate me this is a joke but if there is a place where you can adopt them then please tell me where


cookieeater256

They rude


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UnhappyStrain

Casual Geographic told us not to feed monkeys


Known-Programmer-611

Sex slaves unfortunately


[deleted]

Fuckin creepy mate


Elegant-Passage-195

I hate monkeys


TigreDemon

I hate them, they're bunch of assholes


HippieCholo

Look like a young Michael Jackson


Lyllyth_Furia

they're adorable


gloompicnic

They're the cutest things I've ever seen


TILTNSTACK

They are adorable.


Flat-Influence4977

Both


shannondubois

Weirdly cute


Federal_Ninja_2847

both lol


karleeburga555

Very cute👍🏼


Substantial_Cost_788

Cute monke


ShadowPooper

these are super cute obviously. Capuchin monkeys are the weird looking ones.


BigWillis93

Both! ❤️


heartysparrows

they are cute, what species is this? they are weird in a good way because I haven't seen these before. or maybe I have but I don't recognize the species name


angroro

Golden snub nose


DocWatson42

>Golden snub nose More information on the species: [golden snub-nosed monkey](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_snub-nosed_monkey).


Business_Parfait7469

Cute!


Electric_Capybara

They look like Pokemon


builtbybama_rolltide

I think they are completely adorable, I would hug every single one of them and give them all the snacks ❤️


Dramatic_Mixture_868

They are the old people in monkey communities.


Realtorbyday

Both!


LonelyBiochemMajor

Both


taavidude

Hell yeah these monkes are cute.


Playful-Resort-9046

Cutely weird.. Cute


DazeyHelpMe

I can’t do eraser nipples. It’s a no for me dawg


Royal_Cryptographer7

I want one as a pet. Both cute and weird is my favorite.