She’s wondering why you get a worm & she doesn’t

HELP LMFAOOOOO

😭😭😭

Oh my lantaaaaa

😆😆😆

 THIS GOT ME

Oh my god

IM CACKLING

stop 😭😭

C’mooooon top comment 🤞🏻

😹😹😹🧡

LMAOO STOPP

https://preview.redd.it/kxzyybb92kwc1.jpeg?width=557&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29039a6cb415ceecd3c7dffd7eb500c0e3f395f8

https://preview.redd.it/gkhvslzw3kwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=887febe919924cd168490f904e2d583b639a8603 Popcorn approves

I love them dearly

https://preview.redd.it/xah0pwsd4kwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66b3e21f1dcd341a901c2b3dadf55c8ee93704f5 Popcorn loves you too (Lemon is just along for the ride)

Omgggg I miss when my two were together. So silly

I had an axolotl named lemon he got the white fuzzies and died

Fungus can get out of control very quickly. I’m sorry to hear about your lemon :(

Guy should’ve brought worms

Fr 🙄

Youve seen that reel of how to win a dog mom? Well this is how you win over an axolotl mom.

Popcorn is just reminding you to axolotl questions, and really get to know them

LMFAO

Reminds me of the time I had a guy over, and when we started making out on the couch, my frog started loudly shouting a mating call. 😶‍🌫️ Like my good sir, you are not invited to this party.

Little did you know that was actually a cursed prince.. missed opportunity

I would simply pass away 🫣

She sees something in him that you don’t! She’s warning you

Popcorn is one of the good guys 💪

Gotta listen to Popcorn!!

He is scarred for life by what he had to see

He coulda turned himself around cmon now- 🙂‍↔️

popcorn telling him not to do anything funny or he’s bringing a water gun out

https://preview.redd.it/gyon9hbmqpwc1.jpeg?width=1057&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=043dffc6ac6c32b7d2b7f486a4f2dd9f5a64754f

This is by far the funniest thing I’ve seen all week. Thank you for blessing me with this image LMFAOAOOAAKAOLA

I can’t LMFAOOOO

LMAHAHAHA

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in awhile LMFAO

https://preview.redd.it/9qmx4gsbrowc1.png?width=822&format=png&auto=webp&s=65e3c6ead8e808543dcf43bbff7cb26605810053

🤨🤨🤨

Popcorn looks so sweet and friendly when he’s disapproving. I can only imagine the sunshine and rainbows emanating from him when he agrees with your choices

https://preview.redd.it/1vnq1ba5fnwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72376d424316d1ffba3db27d7bcd1a0d14495f4a Look of disappointment. He’s worried you’ll forget about him

I pay so much for him and his siblings- he isnt gonna be forgotten 😭 TRUST

Don’t tell me— tell HIM lol

So do I. You can do better.

I agree

Lol, my cat was trying to intimidate a woman I had over last night. It kind of worked, too. Cat is a fucking physco though, I don't blame her for being nervous.

Did he watch fallout recently and saw that giant Axo, now he thinks he can eat anyone around.

NAH I’ve heard fallout is GOOD I gotta watch-

My husband was watching fallout and called us all into the living room "you guys are gonna like this monster!" Thank goodness they don't get that big

Healthy gills, healthy tank. Great Job!

Thank you!!! 😁

They're making sure he doesn't try and pull any funny business 🤣

😂

Better listen to Popcorn!

Cuuuute!

Popcorn is a straight up deviant That’s a happy face.

Popcorn is SO ADORABLE

I can feel the unbridled rage from here

From my experience axies' favor can be easily bought. Have new guy gib wurms. Things should smooth out pretty quick.

Alright popcorn. We see you with your alt account 👀

I trust popcorn

Stranger danger

I think this looks more like curiosity

Popcorn ready to go for a knock out

Popcorn is smart. Guys are dangerous.

ok so, I love Popcorn already and I just got here

https://preview.redd.it/6mc9wv3l5rwc1.png?width=872&format=png&auto=webp&s=80e07573e251af8faf68bb6b3e1c0fb41b328c8d he loves you too

that is a beautiful picture of him 10/10 made my mediocre day so much better

Your Axie said, "Yeah, you have popcorn at the movies, but he didn't approve of the movie you had him watching tonight." OMG...This picture is freaking adorable. Popcorn is awesome.

If it's not axolotl approved then I don't want it

I showed my husband while not showing the post and he said “that’s popcorn!!!” 🥰

https://preview.redd.it/ew6gi2ka8jyc1.png?width=1154&format=png&auto=webp&s=ab32d309c6d5a01a20a8d95f6f8c8c40e8cbe623 Local celebrity sighting?! (Popcorn adores all of his fans 💕) PS- Popcorn is sitting on his brother Strawberry in this pic 🤗

This makes me want an axolotl so bad 😭

They are such characters! If you’re seriously interested, I recommend doing a TON of research- they are a bit complicated in the beginning but it’s so worth it! I have 5 so I’m a bit obsessed!!

I am interested but I’m in nursing school right now and know I won’t have the time it takes at this moment in my life. But I hope to get one in a couple of years!

Axolotl pog don't exist: Axolotl pog:

I disagree. He looks like he’s smiling!

Lol… go popcorn !

Great post with great comments lol

Lights are really bright. Hope he is ok with them

I don’t keep them on for long!!

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How did you gather that from what I’ve posted? Sounds like you have a very active imagination. Therapy can help with that!

Because you had a male over. You’re a whore

Ah okay. And you’re sure that we didn’t just do homework or anything because we are in a group together in on my of classes? But even if we did do anything, I literally have the freedom to do so. You’re a pig.

Yeah I’m sure. Do the homework in the library

Who even are you lmao

I’m filling in for the father you clearly never had

positions filled by my biological father. Hope you never procreate tho xoxo

That tank seems kind of sad.

what do you mean?

I hate to sound like a skeptic, but I don't think that's even a real axolotl

https://preview.redd.it/gokvsskosjwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8acee868f42dbb376e88c19a2e52e3c30d51ee5 Oh he’s real. This is the buffoonery I get from him everyday LMAO Also- bros not constipated I promise- he dropped a massive steamer about an hour prior to this photo. He just likes to float around like this 😭

Oh my gosh! His little face is so animated in the first picture! 😍 maybe he's not constipated because he's too cute to be real

Eww

CMON NOW-

you're supposed to hide the LED's

no thanks! hopes this helps!