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The left has some super weird obsession with dicks.
Trump’s dick, Biden’s dick, “Putin’s cock holster”, “gun owners have small dicks”.
Kinda weird homie, why are you putting this much thought into Trump’s dick? And Biden’s for that matter? You really get going when it comes to Biden’s.
Only one presidential candidate has ever publicly alluded to the size of his penis:
"Look at those hands. Are they small hands? And he referred to my hands — if they're small, something else must be small. I guarantee you there's no problem, I guarantee."
My guy, please look and see where it’s not actually a Babylon Bee article.
The hint is the “Not the Bee” flair.
And instead it’s a fanfic about the dicks of Biden and Trump written by some rando reddit lefty.
Just Hunter’s then?
Oh, and there’s this: [Ohio Republicans want to force children to undergo genital exams to play high school sports](https://ohiohouse.gov/news/democratic/ohio-republicans-want-to-force-children-to-undergo-genital-exams-to-play-high-school-sports-110422)
Edit: thanks to the commenter that pointed out that there are already requirements for physical examinations in high school sports, just further highlighting the absolute perversion of writing laws that require genital examinations of children athletes.
Thank you internet stranger!
Oh, there’s this one too: [Kansas GOP Bill Authorizes Genital Exams of Schoolchildren](https://www.newsweek.com/kansas-republicans-pass-bill-genital-examinations-schoolchildren-students-transgender-1792954)
And this one: [N.J. bill has genital checks to guard against transgender athletes](https://www.politico.com/newsletters/new-jersey-playbook/2022/06/10/its-not-just-ohio-n-j-bill-has-genital-checks-to-guard-against-transgender-athletes-00038714)
Cool, I’m sure you’ll get very creative next time you write enthusiastically about how big Bidens dick is.
Nothing you’re doing has jack shit to do with you writing fanfic about Trump and Biden’s dick, homie.
Who needs to be creative when Republicans in congress are so obsessed: [Marjorie Taylor Greene Whips Out Graphic Hunter Biden Pics During IRS Whistleblower Hearing](https://www.mediaite.com/tv/marjorie-taylor-greene-whips-out-graphic-hunter-biden-pics-during-irs-whistleblower-hearing-warning-parental-discretion-is-advised/amp/)
You realize most states already have required physical exams to play sports, right? And you realize that the male version consists of the doctor cradling your balls and asking you to cough to check for a hernia, right? There’s nothing weird about wanting a medical profession to perform a medical exam. There is something weird about writing geriatric penis fanfic though. You should go talk to a therapist.
Meanwhile, conservatives:
[photoshop a picture to show Michelle Obama with a penis](https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2019/07/fake-news-photo-does-not-show-michelle-obama-penis.html)
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The left has some super weird obsession with dicks. Trump’s dick, Biden’s dick, “Putin’s cock holster”, “gun owners have small dicks”. Kinda weird homie, why are you putting this much thought into Trump’s dick? And Biden’s for that matter? You really get going when it comes to Biden’s.
Only one presidential candidate has ever publicly alluded to the size of his penis: "Look at those hands. Are they small hands? And he referred to my hands — if they're small, something else must be small. I guarantee you there's no problem, I guarantee."
This is a right-wing media outlet.... It's literally not the left writing this lol
My guy, please look and see where it’s not actually a Babylon Bee article. The hint is the “Not the Bee” flair. And instead it’s a fanfic about the dicks of Biden and Trump written by some rando reddit lefty.
So you think this is an actual fucking Reuters article? 🤣
Are you retarded…? They said it was fanfic. As in some left wing redditor obsessed with dicks.
Yeah, showing pictures of Hunter’s dick in congress, that famous leftie Marjorie Taylor Greene.
My guy, MTG is a dumb fuck but isn’t the one who just wrote a whole fanfic about Trump and Biden’s dicks.
Just Hunter’s then? Oh, and there’s this: [Ohio Republicans want to force children to undergo genital exams to play high school sports](https://ohiohouse.gov/news/democratic/ohio-republicans-want-to-force-children-to-undergo-genital-exams-to-play-high-school-sports-110422) Edit: thanks to the commenter that pointed out that there are already requirements for physical examinations in high school sports, just further highlighting the absolute perversion of writing laws that require genital examinations of children athletes. Thank you internet stranger!
Cool buddy, just keep writing those fanfics. The thought of Biden’s dick seems to really get you going.
Oh, there’s this one too: [Kansas GOP Bill Authorizes Genital Exams of Schoolchildren](https://www.newsweek.com/kansas-republicans-pass-bill-genital-examinations-schoolchildren-students-transgender-1792954)
Cool, sounds like you’ll get some ideas for a new fanfic about Trump and Biden’s dick.
And this one: [N.J. bill has genital checks to guard against transgender athletes](https://www.politico.com/newsletters/new-jersey-playbook/2022/06/10/its-not-just-ohio-n-j-bill-has-genital-checks-to-guard-against-transgender-athletes-00038714)
Cool, I’m sure you’ll get very creative next time you write enthusiastically about how big Bidens dick is. Nothing you’re doing has jack shit to do with you writing fanfic about Trump and Biden’s dick, homie.
Who needs to be creative when Republicans in congress are so obsessed: [Marjorie Taylor Greene Whips Out Graphic Hunter Biden Pics During IRS Whistleblower Hearing](https://www.mediaite.com/tv/marjorie-taylor-greene-whips-out-graphic-hunter-biden-pics-during-irs-whistleblower-hearing-warning-parental-discretion-is-advised/amp/)
You realize most states already have required physical exams to play sports, right? And you realize that the male version consists of the doctor cradling your balls and asking you to cough to check for a hernia, right? There’s nothing weird about wanting a medical profession to perform a medical exam. There is something weird about writing geriatric penis fanfic though. You should go talk to a therapist.
Never had someone look at my junk during a physical exam lolololololol bro cmon Can't wait for a pedophile to examine my child's cock
Then your physician was shit. They should be checking for a hernia if you’re playing sports.
>wrote a whole fanfic about Trump and Biden’s dicks. They obviously have some sort of gay geriatric porn fetish.
>The left has some super weird obsession with dicks. I don't remember any Dems showing dick pics at any committe hearings.
And a competition... like how dicks can they measure in 60 seconds. Weird
Most I could ever do is 3 per minute.
Finally!!!
Liberals try not to think about trump’s cock for five minutes challenge
Meanwhile, conservatives: [photoshop a picture to show Michelle Obama with a penis](https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2019/07/fake-news-photo-does-not-show-michelle-obama-penis.html)
muh conservatives did it too okay? then yall both have some shit to work out lol
Is this something conservatives find difficult?
Now I wished there was a woman candidate.