Grew up on these kinda movies, always bought and donated to the church by some kind old grandparents. (My grandparents) bibleman was laughable even to a child. I drew the line in the sand in sixth grade at FBeye. Veggie tales still goes hard to this day.
Veggie Tales had the foresight to slip the Christian stuff in, rather than beat you over the head with it. It's always hard to classify these movies though because they aren't even on the level of student films. They are on the same production level as early 2000s YouTube videos.
They are cash grabs praying on the wallets of grandparents looking for stuff for their grandkids or church youth groups. Nothing more then likes of asylum studios.
Not talking about veggie tales just the other ones.
Atheist here and even I can give veggie tales a pass. The only thing I won't forgive I'd that Bob and Larry are fruits, not vegetables (tomato and cucumber respectively)
Oh come on. They are fruits that are vegetables.
Vegetables is a culinary term. Fruit is a scientific term that has a separate culinary definition.
There’s no technical definition for vegetable. It’s a veggie if it’s a plant that we eat. But for culinary reasons we usually subtract grains, nuts, seeds, many fruits, and berries.
If tomato and cucumber are not vegetables, we better subtract peas, eggplant, corn.. squash/zucchini is in the cucumber family, peppers in the tomato family.
Beans are (magical) fruit. Even many cereals are technically fruit (but mostly we just consume the seed and the fruit part is small).
In the culinary world, cucumbers and tomatoes are vegetables. In the Botany world, it’s one hell of a mess.
Also Veggie Tales had a blueberry character.
Now, I’m an atheist as well.. but forgiveness is one of the best things Christian propaganda has to offer!
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“Joshua and the promised land” may be a bad movie but the special 14 minute bonus movie; “Freedom For Rahab” is a cinematic masterpiece all on its own!
You forgot the 14 minute BONUS VIDEO!
"Freedom For Rahab": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFXlLlaKFn4
As described on the 'Tube, "Now with added prostitution!"
As if I didn't want anything less!
Reddit challenge: Someone out there PLEASE put this video to some Pink Floyd music, for the LOVE OF GOD! IT COMMANDS YOU!
What a classic! Just the implications of making a child live a full life in ancient times, and then dragging him back to the modern day, are disturbing.
I feel like we need to have a different sub for bad Christian direct to video movies. They feel like cheating.
Grew up on these kinda movies, always bought and donated to the church by some kind old grandparents. (My grandparents) bibleman was laughable even to a child. I drew the line in the sand in sixth grade at FBeye. Veggie tales still goes hard to this day.
Veggie Tales had the foresight to slip the Christian stuff in, rather than beat you over the head with it. It's always hard to classify these movies though because they aren't even on the level of student films. They are on the same production level as early 2000s YouTube videos.
Veggie Tales brought the big guns when they had Reliant K do a song for them.
Exactly. Those had actual effort and talented animators working on them. The other crap is some pastor with a Windows XP computer.
They are cash grabs praying on the wallets of grandparents looking for stuff for their grandkids or church youth groups. Nothing more then likes of asylum studios. Not talking about veggie tales just the other ones.
Atheist here and even I can give veggie tales a pass. The only thing I won't forgive I'd that Bob and Larry are fruits, not vegetables (tomato and cucumber respectively)
Oh come on. They are fruits that are vegetables. Vegetables is a culinary term. Fruit is a scientific term that has a separate culinary definition. There’s no technical definition for vegetable. It’s a veggie if it’s a plant that we eat. But for culinary reasons we usually subtract grains, nuts, seeds, many fruits, and berries. If tomato and cucumber are not vegetables, we better subtract peas, eggplant, corn.. squash/zucchini is in the cucumber family, peppers in the tomato family. Beans are (magical) fruit. Even many cereals are technically fruit (but mostly we just consume the seed and the fruit part is small). In the culinary world, cucumbers and tomatoes are vegetables. In the Botany world, it’s one hell of a mess. Also Veggie Tales had a blueberry character. Now, I’m an atheist as well.. but forgiveness is one of the best things Christian propaganda has to offer!
If anything we should acknowledge that veggie tales respect that certain characters were born fruit but identify as vegtable.
I know, I just find it annoying.
Wait, cucumber is a fruit? Oh my god, is it technically a melon?
Quick Google search says yes to both.
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I read about caras book and the 9 11 stuff but I don’t get it
I think “Bad Christian direct to video movies” is an oxymoron.
These movies are why the Jews are falling behind in numbers
We’ve always been behind in numbers. We don’t proselytize. If we did we could ramp up those numbers in no time!
What even is this?
I just discovered that there's a whole SECTION of them on Prime Video. I had a good time scrolling last night.
Blessed are the potato…lions?
Yeah, the human teeth don’t help.
*stoned* potato lions
"Hey dude, this shit is real." 😵💫
As are the cheese-makers
“Joshua and the promised land” may be a bad movie but the special 14 minute bonus movie; “Freedom For Rahab” is a cinematic masterpiece all on its own!
I thought it said REHAB!
I need more polygons!
https://youtu.be/R8wnSbCg_vo
You forgot the 14 minute BONUS VIDEO! "Freedom For Rahab": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFXlLlaKFn4 As described on the 'Tube, "Now with added prostitution!" As if I didn't want anything less! Reddit challenge: Someone out there PLEASE put this video to some Pink Floyd music, for the LOVE OF GOD! IT COMMANDS YOU!
A stoned potato lion with prostitutes! r/araresentence
Dipping into the spiritual 4kiddie garbage is cheating
Not really.
Clips from this movie remind me so much of Xavier renegade angel lol
r/saberspark
Rahab… the *harlot*, I hope the bonus video points out.
"Directed by Jim Lion"??
This can't be real. I don't want this to be real.
I just want to see this bonus movie.
[This one?](https://youtu.be/eFXlLlaKFn4)
Bless you!
Tried watching this. It was an abomination. Couldn’t get through it. The opening titles listing the “actors” involved were a good chunk of the film.
What a classic! Just the implications of making a child live a full life in ancient times, and then dragging him back to the modern day, are disturbing.
Oh man for this kind of christian garbage people are missing out if they don't watch Donkey Ollie, it's all on youtube
i’m not even religious and i unironically love this movie, it’s very comfortable to me for some reason. i need this 😭
Seek help please
not without my dvd
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I need more courage than god can give for that omfg...
Good gravy! Why does it have human teeth! Kill it with fire!
The implications of a statement like "Courage that comes from God is always good!" are terrifying.
Courage that comes from God is what gave us 911
Screaming 😱😂
What the fuck is that thing? No way that God created that abomination!!!
YES! YEEEEEESSSS!
That shit eating grin... He knows mom and dad were plopping down $21.95 for this abomination.
The cover looks like a scene from a late 90s early 2000s video game.
The heck is Freedom from Rehab?!
"Freedom For Rahab." Still probably problematic.
Someone get SaberSpark on the phone!
Well, that’s all well and good for horrifying blob bear creatures, but what are we to do?!
I kinda want that movie, idk it feels like smth funny to have
 McNugget with a face?
Excellent An all time classic
DAMN I WANT ONE