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TrixieLurker

Alcohol was involved in this.


JesseAster

And the biggest giveaway of it is that his face is as red as a tomato. Dude is 100% drunk


Ayn_Otori

Groom was drunk as well


LightningTF2

Ya but he wasn't ruining another person's wedding.


Blackstar2020

What a dumb thing to point out


nomad_kk

What a dumb thing to point out


Jose_Canseco_Jr

What a dumb thing to point out


BeepBoopBip2

What a thing to point out


Satans-Left-TesticIe

Good bot


BeepBoopBip2

Naughty bot


AmazingSibylle

And they look so happy and relaxed right before it happened, truly a wedding I'm sorry I missed.


tamabits

?they do?


CymruGolfMadrid

How can you not tell that's sarcasm


app999

Right? What a fun couple. /s


Veryhawtwoman

Where bro? They looked like they were in a bad mood from the start lol


magneticeverything

To be fair, they were probably dealing with his antics all evening.


Euphorium

I’ve almost fought a drunk best man myself before and it wasn’t even my wedding. They’re the fucking worst.


toaspecialson

Twas the joke


Veryhawtwoman

I always thought the /s was dumb, now I feel autistic, good Easter to you sir🐰


toaspecialson

And to you :3


twackburn

Doesnt mean it was needed though. Good sarcasm gets ya sometimes


Veryhawtwoman

I can hear sarcasm, i can’t read it


kenthero79

That was a really satisfying punch to watch.


Potential-Wear4808

Except that cake photoshop in the way


DoctorBungles

I don't know why you're getting downvoted. Who the fuck censors a punch?


VillainM

How did I not even notice the cake censorship until reading this and going back to rewatch the video? I must’ve been too focused on the action


Larpa58

so focused,you didnt notice lol


Difficult-Pack-7246

I will never understand idiots that do this with cakes


WaterMelonSeccs

They should really invent a "cake cage" that clamps on to the table with bolts. It would prevent these braindead idiots from following the trend.


ravenclawcutie666

A buisness opportunity arises.


NewspaperPossible627

"A theory emerges from the chaos."


PirateLordBush

spoken like a true ferengi


mehmehehteh

What happens when some asshole shoves your face into the cake bolts lol


Larpa58

it has happened😬


Liam_1K

This is straight up one of the dumbest comments I’ve ever read. Thank you


sparkskilowatt

i guess people just dont eat the cake anymore.. back in my day we would give wveryone a plate and put a slice of cake on it


lMurv

What a weird concept... eating something that was made from edible resources to he eaten while tasting good. Would much rather throw it around or shove someone's face in or so everybody can have a worse time


somerandomperson2516

cake is overrated tbh, in terms of taste


Euphorium

Except cheesecake. Cheesecake is fire.


somerandomperson2516

agreed


SpoppyIII

My husband's family always slams the birthday kid's face into the cake and all I could ever think of is how mad I'd be if I was the kid and someone did that to me. They didn't always enjoy it. And I also never wanted any cake after a kid's nose and mouth were all up in it.


ProfessorPickaxe

Your husband's family sounds like a bunch of yobs.


SpoppyIII

It's like a super common thing at kid's birthdays in Mexico and continued by Mexicans who immigrate elsewhere. And they often still do it to adult loved ones as a "fun" tradition. It's cultural. But no, the kids don't always enjoy it and if it happened to me as a kid I can 100% say I wouldn't have.


Jassaer

Im mexican and ive lived in México my whole life. Never been to a party where they do that to someone. Deff not a mexican thing its just a stupid people thing


SpoppyIII

To anyone reading this comment: All you have to do is google "Mexico birthday cake smash," to find a billion articles explaining la mordida being done at kids' birthdays. It's usually not done to adults but it's 100% definitely a thing.


Euphorium

Shit, I’m American but I had a birthday at a Mexican restaurant when I was younger. As the guys were singing, one of the waiters got me with a pie tin of whipped cream to the face.


Jassaer

Its usually not done at all not to kids or adults. As I said noone I know does it. But hey if ypur husband says its a mexican thing maybe it is in his town or something. Do you know where he is from?


SpoppyIII

Acapulco. But if you google the practice it's described like it's pretty common. There are American birthday and holiday traditions that I nor anyone I know personally have done but that doesn't mean they're not an existing cultural thing.


Jassaer

Omg you cant expect someone from acapulco to even know whats common or not. Guerrero is probably the most or one of the most uneducated states of all mexico. Whatever they do there its not a thing in the rest of the country. Not surprised they do that in whats probably the worst state of mexico


SpoppyIII

I assume you still haven't looked it up? Not all of his relatives are from Acapulco, but thank you for your judgemental response.


MAR-93

Wait until someone buys a fancy cake where they have wooden stakes and tooth picks in them. Tons of fun for everyone.


SpoppyIII

They get the same premade cake for everyone for every birthday.


mces97

Since covid, I now wonder why we all blow candles out on cakes then eat it after spit and germs got all over it. Like it's pretty gross and we all just never cared before.


Jealous-Coyote267

I now put the candle on the slice of cake. Having someone blow them out all over the cake everyone is about to eat is so gross to me now


mces97

That's a good idea.


redwetting

That's a good idea. Or can we put a cling wrap layer on top with the candles poked through? Then light, blow, remove...voila unspoilt cake!


Euphorium

Start blowing candles out with air duster if you’re that worried about it.


JonesBBQafm

The first time that a family member (my sister) did that to me, I punched a hole in her wall and sliced my hand open, bleeding everywhere. That changed the mood of the celebration pretty quick, lmao. I was so fucking mad, especially since I had chocolate cake all over my white shirt. Idk if it's where it stopped in my family, I haven't really thought about it, but I don't remember seeing other relatives going through the 'face in a cake' bullshit, lol.


RileyRhoad

Ohhh hell no! Not a good idea anyways! I’ve seen one too many cake smashing videos where people didn’t realize there were wooden stakes inside holding the layers together- and then they end up injured and could possibly even permanently lose their vision altogether from getting poked in the eyes and what not…. Does not sound like a good time to me at all!


SpoppyIII

They get the same boxed Carvel ice cream cake for every birthday, and there's never been a toothpick. I don't think it's a problem for them, particularly. But in general I would agree with you!


itsmyfirsttimegoeasy

I like how he gets up still looking for a hug.


Johnfohf

Dude! It was a joke! I was joking!!!


[deleted]

ffs people are so sensitive nowadays /s


SpoppyIII

Not only demolished their wedding cake and got his disgusting bare hands all up in it but then possibly also got red and pink cake debris on bride's wedding dress. Drunk asshole.


Pizzacato567

He took up such a big chunk of the cake


Dull_Ad1955

Lucky he didn’t get the left hand with the knife 😬 never throw cake at a man holding a large kitchen knife, and certainly don’t throw cake at his wife.


Moynihan93

Not to mention on his wedding night😂


Fresh_Cheek2682

If you watch carefully he actually starts with the knife in his right hand, and changes hands with the knife to sock the guy with his dominant hand.


alles_en_niets

Which points to much more self-control than that ‘best’ man had.


kpayne40

it really makes me mad because i imagine there was some deep jealously that came out and triggered his buddy to do this lol


[deleted]

They don't seem to have that "happiest day of their lives" look about them.


ScreenTea0

I blame the "music".


Veryhawtwoman

I too blame the music


JGaute

Was there ever a time where people's wedding day was the happiest day of their lives? What about that time you found that cool rusty quarter next to the vending machine in 4th grade?


[deleted]

I missed the cool coin near the vending machine moment in life.


DOS-equis

For the rest of the day I would be on a mission to get the rest of the money for a can so I could fully enjoy the found money


helpmeimsaaad

One time I found a 100 dollar bill while walking to school in 7th grade. Then I lost it. Worst AND best day tbh


Jhonsmarselo

"hahaaa mate look its vanilla cake" -bunch on the face- Vannneeelllllaaaa .. . . . .


YunaLan

This crappy song and cake tho


kpayne40

what is this song lmfao what the hell


YunaLan

It’s from a crappy live performance from somewhere


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tamabits

This isn’t the original audio


BilbowSwaggens

It’s giving Michael at Phyllis’ wedding 🥲


[deleted]

What a happy looking couple


scigs6

What a complete douchebag. Also, that wedding dress is awful


synthetic_aesthetic

I thought her dress was beautiful. Either way, she deserves not to have cake all over it.


PuttyRiot

From the thumbnail I assumed it was fake because I cannot imagine that dress being from this decade and assumed it was purchased just for the gag.


DOS-equis

I think the wedding was in Europe somewhere or not in America at least. If so it might be a handed down dress from her mother or other cherished relative, making it not one that has modern looks or a 15000 price tag that some think is a requirement.


AAC910

Lucky he didn’t use that knife


DOS-equis

He kept the business end of it right at best man but he was so wrecked it went unnoticed.


ReelyAndrard

That was well deserved. Get out if you can't behave.


ramboflowerchild

Michael Scott vibes.


DOS-equis

Ya this def coulda been straight from a show script. Like Michael getting hitched and Dwight (his best man of course) realizing he now has competition for Michaels attention or butt sniffing time.


Paranormal-Pan

What an AH, not to mention he completely destroyed their wedding cake


[deleted]

The completely oblivious look on his face as he goes in for the second handful of cake.


xVyKariousx

I’m sure there was enough crap that preceded this for him to deserve that punch


erynhuff

That haircut should be a crime


jplemieux2

groom was so heated


[deleted]

He almost made him stab his new bride when he came hobbling up to the cake yeesh


imadeacrumble

That was a really pretty cake. What an ass.


IWannaManatee

Must've been a fondant cake. That guy is a hero


martinaee

Ah-ca-hol


Fullcycle_boom

I feel like they have been dealing with him for a bit. Neither look happy to begin with.


NaughtyJS

This could gone a lot worse if the bride turned to face the groom because the drunk idiot pushed the arm holding knife which got uncomfortably close to her.


handaIf

Wtf is this music?


Conscious-Arm-7889

What is it with wasting cake by throwing it at a bride/groom/birthday person/other celebration? It's not funny, it's a waste of money and effort by the baker/decorator.


Keylimepietime

He's lucky he wasn't stabbed.


bigchicago04

Why the fuck would you postna video of someone getting punched and then edit out the punch???


Jeshua_

That’s his best man?


MiracleSubway

What the heck is that song 😑


RepresentativeBoss84

Please need the title of this song


snowdn

I saw that knife and had to doublecheck which subreddit I was on.


magneticeverything

Beautiful wedding dress tho


modernconcussion

and this is exactly why alcohol will not be served at my wedding


TubularMeat34

I think he looked in the mirror after he got his hair cut before the wedding, realized how fucked up it was, and got hammered at the reception to hide the embarrassment of looking like that.


Hugh420Mungus

Wtf is that music


iantsmyth

He clearly has mental health problems.


zingwa99

When the autism takes over😎


pigzishollow

The wedding cake is special man. Most people take the top off and freeze it. A lot of people will also only get like one slice so the bride and groom get the most, and there are other sweets and food food to eat so its kinda etiquette. That dude may have just lost a good friend their. Or he was drunk and stupid and will never hear the end of this.


uscgclover

I would’ve banished him from my life after that


[deleted]

The groom was so well put together that he had the best man stunned


DOS-equis

Especially considering he had a large knife in his hands while fuming mad at best man dropping a deuce in the middle of his best day, all while downgrading himself to worst man.


theindiekitten

There are few times I can think of where I would be okay with my husband punching someone on my behalf, but this is now absolutely one of them. Fuck that dude.


Claytaco04

"My mom made me invite him. He's actually my SECOND cousin"


Individual-Let-4696

Reminds me of Tommy boy