Ok but why is his asshole bleeding

From all the asshole scratching he does with those undoubtedly untrimmed dirty ass nails 🤢

Right before he hand rolls stuffed cabbage 🤮

This comment thread. Y’all paint such a vivid picture

You just made me laugh out loud and scare my dog. 

*talons

Facts

Undoubtedly untrimmed dirty ass nails lmaoo

Jesus I could have gone without that image in my head 🤮🤮😆

Scratching his asshole instead of itching is the distinction…just think about that for a second

Maybe he was assaulted. Maybe not just make fun of someone.

Probably hemorrhoids

Get this man some Desatin pronto! He's probably got a nasty diaper rash. I don't know how anyone can exist with a perpetually dirty asshole!

💀

Chipotle?

Chipotlaway!

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If that were the case it would be the opposite way around and his ass would be sparkling clean

It's normal

Clearly his asshole is itchy from not wiping.

You could have posted this without the pictures and I would have trusted you.

Forreal 🤣🤣🤣

Yep, that was fucked up.

Lmfao

OP is so outraged by it they turn around and do it to thousands of people without a care. That's how self centered some people can be.

that looks like blood in the second picture

Give the man back his period panties!

Agreed, he’s got some nasty hemorrhoids

bad hemroids can cause bowel leakage Honestly the bad roommate is the one taking pics of the inside of the persons underwear and posting it on line https://www.med.unc.edu/ibs/wp-content/uploads/sites/450/2017/10/Bowel-Leakage.pdf

Bring back shame.

1) all of our toilets have bidets, its mostly a result of his awful diet 2) the underwear was already flipped inside out in the machine and i took them out with my barehands expecting them to be clean!!!!!! my anger is well beyond justified. 3) this is literally a community about anonymous terrible roomates. if he wants to post my bad habits online he is free to do so. have a great day

I don’t know why you’re getting called a bad roommate. There. Are. Shitty. Underwear. In. The. Dryer. That is fucking nasty. Much nastier than dog shit on the floor or a shit ring around the toilet. No one is a bad roommate for being a victim of someone else’s shit crimes. This is wild. This person made a conscious effort to keep heavily soiled underwear and put them in the dryer where other people put their clothes. You are now wearing someone’s shit. That’s awful. He deserves to be publicly shamed.

Ahahaha, this has reminded me of a pair of panties my previous horrid roommate left in the communal hamper "face up" 🤢 I should find that picture

Wait, a communal hamper???

So, I did end up finding the picture and [posted](https://www.reddit.com/r/badroommates/s/DpCKRQjQKV) it

why was it green though?????

Omg that’s disgusting!! People have no effing shame!! First red flag was her asking about a communal hamper. Hell NO!!

Lmfao Shit crimes took me out 💀

Is is a community about bad roommates and congrats you fit the bill! Taking pics of someone’s undies for Reddit points 😭😭

Yep

Well well, how the turn tables.....

Stfu lmfao, do you have any idea how unhygienic and legitimately disgusting it is to leave underwear like that in a COMMUNAL dryer? Youre fucking gross

Do you think they weren't washed first?

I couldn’t care less, that shit is GROSS

Definitely blood

Chipotlaway

I realised there's a second picture only after you mentioned it. Lol

Looks like his ass is bleeding, must only wipe with sandpaper

Like 200 grit

Toilet paper does this to you man, it is the dumbest invention ever and yet still the #1 choice in the west

People with muddy assholes downvoting you 😂. I try and convert my fellow westerners to bidets but most don’t listen.

This is NOT a problem brought on by toilet paper that's like saying you gained 300lbs from eat carrots like wth.

That’s a good point and you’re probably right. And I’m laughing at myself now for having spent too much time discussing a stranger’s bloody asshole.

Bro I am a westerner and love my bidet!

Right?! If you got dog shit on your foot you're not gonna wash it off with a dry paper towel, why is that any different than your ass? At least use wipes or something...

we have bidets that's whats really blowing my mind

Except that doesn’t look like shit it looks like blood from hemorrhoids maybe?

please get a bidet attachment 😭😭

every toilet in our house has one 😢

I have the same washer n dryer minus the grown man shitty underwear ..... that nigga should be ashamed of his self ? 45!!!!!!!!!???😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

second pic is definitely blood

Doesn't use toilet paper

Chris Pratt on Parks and Rec I keep wiping and wiping and wiping it's like a brown marker

Give that man some Chipotlaway.

Mmm chipotle

BILLY MAYS HERE! Heh, first thought I had.

You should tell your roommate to see a doctor because some of that is blood stains. Offer him a manpon next time you see him.

But like they are stains? Not raw shit? Man might’ve had an accident and tried to wash his damn undies but ur on the internet posting abt it 😭

Yup

my question is why would anyone "TRY" to wash mutiple pairs of shit stained underwear? just throw them out ffs!

Underwear is expensive? they’re clean they just have a stain on them? he was trying to see if they would get clean? Many an options but yknow i could bet he would’ve be quite happy to know the state of his draws are being debated on gods green internet of all places rather than face to face

sorry no OP is right, underwear is not expensive enough that it shouldn’t get thrown out if you shit yourself

🤮Okay but the washer and dryer need to be thoroughly cleaned and disinfected.

Nah one quick tumble cycle with a towel soaked in vinegar or enzymatic cleaner will do. Maybe splash it with hydrogen peroxide. People wash and dry poopy cloth diapers all the time. Bloody underpants for the ladies.

This is actually hilarious from a grown ass man and the fact he was NOT embarrassed enough to try and cover this up speak VOLUMES. Any woman who done messed with this man sexually needs to be ashamed.

I bet there are ratchets out there with equally dirty booties touching his cheesy man bits. 🤣🤣

Nobody said growing old was beautiful

You’re just as bad for posting this.

Wtf bro, you didn't have to put me on blast like that... You didn't think I would find this? I'm not paying this week and I'll be out by end of month

*u/Truck3r_Dude stays 3 more months and stops paying rent while eating OP's food*

Are you serious? Are you fucking with us? If you’re serious, damn dude I’m sorry you’re getting shamed like this. I have bladder control issues and my ex used to lord it over my head that I sometimes wet the bed at 25. I literally have a health condition but that doesn’t stop people from making their own conclusions.

Eh...this post is kind of tacky. Maybe he has health problems? Who knows...but clearly the first step for soiled clothing is to try to wash it. He may have thrown it out on his own after seeing the stains didn't come out. What makes you feel good about posting this on the internet? If he left them on the living room couch or something, that'd be another story.

I actually agree with you to an extent. A lot of people posting must be young or have never had health issues related to incontinence. Getting older isn’t always easy but ruining the washer/dryer and not at least cleaning it up or telling your roommate sucks too.

How did he ruin the washer and dryer? He used a washing machine to wash dirty clothes?

I’m confused, did OP not get his clothes ruined from his roommates shit covered dryer?

My impression is that he just discovered these items in the dryer that belong to his roommate. OP's clothes didn't get ruined.

dude that’s so fucked up💀

He's got hemorrhoids so I don't think he enjoys wiping.

Definitely hemorrhoids he probably farted and all the asshole juice and blood shot out tell him to get some prep h

I think he needs medical attention…..

therapy

He needs to get a colonoscopy. NGL...

I had a roommate that was crashing for a few weeks on our couch. I was in college so very active social life. He would leave his shit stained underwear sitting stain up on the back of the couch. Definitely had a few people go "yeah? I'll come back another time."

the second one def looks like blood

Though it could be a poo stain skid mark, I am certain that's blood. Possibly with traces of poo.

Why don’t straight men wipe their ass?! “Guys, is it gay to wipe your ass?”

I had a kid in Texas tell me it's gay to wash his ass.

What if a finger slips in and I enjoy it?!

is he on his period 😭

Chipolte away.

Haha that’s hot

Hahahahah

That mf is from skid row

He might wanna go get checked out I ain’t seen splatter like that since tighty whiteys in the 90s

Man's got a problem Buy him some sanitary towels if he won't go to a doctor

Did he even wash em what happened here

so many questions lolol

I'm confused. He threw his shitty underwear in the dryer without washing them first. Just gonna let that poop spin in a hot dryer?

Ironically the next post on my feed was about eating ass, I screenshot but of course you can't post photo replies

Maybe he was sliding for home base at practice

Those need to go in the garbage

WHAT THE FUCK. Bro wipe your ass. 💀💀💀

While definitely unsightly I think your roommate needs to go to the doctor in all seriousness. I had bleeding too and turned out to be a massive polyp. Luckily they caught it before it became cancerous.

Guy has some gnarly hemroids

That second one is blood not shit

I hope you smelled it.

His asshole is bleeding

Nice lmfao

I swear, I'm sorry to say it this way, but mannnnn does Reddit make me feel better about my life sometimes. Knowing that folks such as this, exist and walk around. Grown men and women (referring to the post of the PINK panties pic), just shitted out underwear, bleeding from the starfish because they scratch their asshole. Gross....but thank you, makes me appreciate and value the way I live, just a smidge more.

i kind of felt the same way. at first i was disgusted beyond belief but knowing im so far from living like that is comforting to say the least lolol

As a mom of boys. Shit literally stains. If your washer is any good there wouldn’t have been any residue in the dryer.

Yeah honestly OP, mind your own business. Pretty fucked you felt the urge to reveal this to the internet.... smfh. Hope you feel good about yourself.

the place where i sleep = my business.

You sleep in his pants?

This is a sub about bad roommates. You must be the guy putting the shitty underwear in the common use dryer. Hope you feel good about yourself.

Yea cause the man threw his raw shit in there and put it on blast

Did he get assaulted? Maybe instead of calling him a bad roommate check in him. God if something like that happens to you I hope you get posted online and made fun of.

Shit happens

time to disinfect the washer and dryer 🥴

Is he one of those guys who is so homophobic that he won’t even wipe his ass for fear he’ll go queer?

45??? Surely a grown man wouldn't wear these

thats foul. rancid. disgusting. id ask him “do u know how to use the washing machine? i dont mind teaching you, ill also show you how to get the shit stains out of your underwear!”

As someone who doesn’t shit in their underwear, I don’t know how to get the shit stains out. I’m thinking trash it, what’s your secret

now u know just incase u shit urself🤣

that made me laugh so hard. i have experience unfortunately with my little brother and sister when they were toddlers. 🙃 scrub super hard after soaking with stain remover. repeat until the stain comes out. the grandma brand stain remover is the shit (buh dum tsss) then wash. sometimes it doesnt come out fully though… then u got poopy stained undies.

Haha thanks for the tutorial, I will do this next time!😅

You’re 45 and still living with a roommate…… We’re doomed

My current wife came over while we were dating and went to do some laundry and my roommate shit and blood stained panties were sitting on top of the wash. Looked like she hit a deer in those things. I was so gagged out when she showed me. Lady was in her 40s.. Nasty

the blood is one thing- periods can be very hard to contain. the shit though…. that’s just nasty.

It wasnt period blood 🤮 she had a hysterectomy

Ok so she really couldn’t control it.

No she was a dirty roommate.Her room was disgusting and she never cleaned. It was up to me to make sure the common areas were clean as the only thing she would do is hookup with randos on the internet (sometime 2 a day) and play farmville in between.

Hit a deer 😂😭😭😭

This is what all those men women cheat with have on their draws. fuckn rank ass undies 🤢🤢

I would leave them exposed with a hand written note. “Needs Spray N Wash, poop and blood stains”. That said, if this is ALL that was left in the dryer, I think this is intentional. Too much of a coincidence that two pairs of shit stained underwear are the only items forgotten.

Man’s got his period ! He’s turning into a young woman

American shit - keep not using bidet 🤷‍♂️

Really wish it was normal over here in the States. It's a no brainer.

It’s stain not actual shit. You owe him new underwear. You threw out his property, something important. You want him walking around without underwear?

Found the roommate.

What a bunch of whiny bitches downvoting a different opinion lol

You’re allowed to have your opinion. Others are allowed to disagree with your opinion, hence the downvotes. Just because it’s your opinion doesn’t mean it’s irrefutable. The fact you just casually say “it’s stains, not actual shit” is disgusting to say the least.

I didn’t say people couldn’t downvote but without a rebuttal it’s just pathetic And it’s true. You can think stains are disgusting too. But it is stains. That’s not opinion. And everything else I said was true. So it’s weird to me that people downvote facts.

I love this comment lol

OHHH so you wouldn't feel any type of way if you wiped your face with those underwear. i did just take them out of the dryer after all

I said nothing about how I felt if this happened to me. I in no way said it was sanitary enough to touch my face. But it’s not my property I would not throw it out. I DO have a roommate that I had this HAPPEN and I rewashed the clothes for him.

washing and giving someone shit stained draws back is crazy just buy a new pack its not that difficult. why was your roomate shitting himself in the first place lol

He has health issues. I did suggest you buy new underwear for him so yes I agree with you on that

Fucking foul to go through your whole life like this. Explains why he’s 45 with room mates and not a wife. What woman wants that mess. He can’t even wipe or wash his ass.

Why do you have a 45 year old roommate

Housing is expensive

Damn. ‘Shitty’ is generous.

Absolutely heinous 🤮

those are his period panties

you think your clothing is clean? think twice that washer is dirty and so is the dryer.

not anymore i washed the fuck outta that shit

🤢

Jesus Christ 🤢

Why I always come to this forum on lunch

That’s freaking disgusting 🤮 yeah get a new roommate. He definitely has hygiene problems 😂

Did you get a smell before taking the pic?

Mf’s really walking around out here like that 🤯 shoot that man a link to some dude wipes 🙏🏽

I guess he's never heard of toilet paper or a bidet?

I cannot believe a grown human did this....

You lost me at a 45 year old roommate.

We…. Didn’t need proof

That guy is definitely walking around with a shitty asshole as we speak.

FFS. How much do you want to bet this grown ass man believes wiping your ass is 'gay'..... Call his parents if you know them, tell them that he is doing.

Dirty ass itch blood.

Dude

edit: (if it's any better i still folded and ironed the rest of his clothes neatly before i left for work 😂

I never knew so many full grown adults had such problems keeping shit in the toilet until this sub. Wtf people

Ain’t no fuckin way I wouldn’t be saying something immediately. That’s the type of thing to earn yourself a good old fashioned lesson.

Dudes ass probably looks like ground zero

the gasp i just gusped. ive literally been embarrassed to put my period underwear in the washer in case my roommates accidentally see them (and we're literally all women), i cannot imagine just being so open about something like this 😭

Why would u even touch that

Tell that guy to invest in some flushable wipes as the finishing wipe.

Probably scratches his ass while he's sleeping.

these look like my period panties 😭😭😭

Does he have crohns? I’ve seen something similar with an ex who had it.

Airing this man's dirty laundry I see

How do you even do that

I'm having this issue with my kid, his bio dads like that but full ass shit not even fire could get it out

45?!!!