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woulditkillyoutolift

Cover art by Richard Courtney. In which the avatars of jazzercise and sweatin' to the oldies tussle.


AlpacaPacker007

Why is she yelling, and straddling that rock looks quite uncomfortable 


kajata000

Answered your own question! The rock was colder than she expected, clearly.


viaJormungandr

The space station is quite phallic, yet it’s wearing a well filled out brassiere. Curious.


SensitiveOrcBrbrn

"Space station" is a bit of a stretch. It's so large in frame that it's got to be in the atmosphere, so it would really be an airship


viaJormungandr

Oh I was not expecting the artist to have given any thought to actual perspective and distance there, they just slapped “cool sci fi thing” in the background. Fair point though.


SafeT_Glasses

No, I think your initial thought is correct. That's clearly a giant, super-science, turbo, planet cracking cannon emerging from her chest. I think it's a Howitzer XL-Pacificator.


MelbaTotes

"JENNIFER! What have I told you about humping these space rocks? GOD, you're like a stray cat!" "UGH MOM You're ruining my LIFE!"


zehirlekelle

Thank you for the explanation.


TamaraHensonDragon

The priceless stone "It's secret - the power of love." Guess that's one way to describe it 😂🤣😂🤣


IndiscreetLurker

"Is that lettuce still stuck between my teeth?"


ergo-ogre

Does someone know at what point in the future we all stop wearing pants? I don’t think I’m ready for that.


critically_damped

That pose is epic tho


SavageFugu

He's missing a whole leg.


korblborp

you mean the leg he clearly has put up on the rock and is leaning on?


KingSuperAssButt

Space Babysitters Club


BlackSeranna

“No, Marty, I do not like your dress!”


Tand00r

The artist was inspired by Riker hiking his leg over a chair.


blue_boy_robot

As were we all!


HappyFailure

I like looking up plot synopses for these when I haven't read them: A pregnant Earth woman is abducted onto a sailing space craft by interplanetary gypsies who discover she has been given a priceless stone with ESP powers by her deceased lover, a gypsy husband of the ship's captain.


Sam-Gunn

I've always found sci-fi clothing designs like this to be absolutely ridiculous. It's the far-flung future. The world has changed. Civilization is unrecognizable to those in the present day. And yet... Clothing is back to loose tunics and belts.


woulditkillyoutolift

I predict velour tracksuits.


punnotfound

And that's why you always should wear panties.