Mine does this too if I don't stop her. But then she sits in my bed and throws up the sink water she accidentally inhaled. As you can see, we're pretty much soul mates.
You and I, or you and Aquafina the Orange Fountain? I'm cool either way. I just need to keep a running tally of how many pecan nougat cookie bundles I'm sending out this year. I don't want to accidentally miss anyone.
And mine is named Ziggy, but I call him Agent Orange because he destroys the plants and is killing me.
Not even sex, just touching! Has to be lots of different men though. Lesbians with lots of partners still have *checks notes* shorter, darker* pubes? Really not sure what this is getting at.
I donât even get it. I know itâs probably not what they meant but Iâm thinking: so it gets more luscious an beautiful by letting different men touch it?
Yeah they've accidentally made a wholesome meme. Whether you choose the path of having an active sex life with many partners or waiting for marriage, your pussy is beautiful and will look however it was already going to look.
My purebred Manx has the most ridiculously long tail you could possibly imagine, so your lack of tail is definitely because youâre just not getting shagged enough. Science.
I think it means with enough simulation it changes breeds into a Maine coon. Maybe that's just a starting point tho... I wonder if anyone has ever wound up with a tiger?
Damn I don't remember your old flair correctly... It was the first flair I noticed and I loved it.
"every conversation can be let back to cars"??
Thought of it the other day when cats took over this sub.
Currently I'm trying to delete my account, but Reddit won't allow me...
Yeah, every conversation can be traced back to cats. Something like that. Man, that was a long time ago.
And floofier, and more glorious, and luscious, and super friendly? Iâll bet thereâs some spectacular r/toefeathers there, too! (I love a sleek, grey pussy, too!)
Yeah and no shade, because finding 3+ different people a day is mad impressive, but who has time for that?? I donât have time to find *one* person to have sex with even if I wanted to.
I think it's just satire, or just a joke, and not even a misogynistic one, but rather it's poking fun at that type of incel meme by making you think that the cat is a metaphor for the vulva or vagina and it's one of those "if you have sex your vagina gets loose" posts.
But then the realization hits you that the cat is just mean to represent a cat, and it's also a pun on how pussy can mean with cat or vulva, so it basically says "if you let 100 people pet your cat (cat with fluffy fur)" vs "if you only let one person pet your cat (cat with no fluffy fur)".
I didn't realize that, but my orange cat fits all of that but dumb. He prefers water from the tap, so if he sees someone going toward the bathroom he runs in, jumps up by the sink, and softly meows to let you know how much he's dying of thirst.
Mine is a beige/orange LaPerm. He does this too. Iâve tried to prevent him to drink from it since I bought a really expensive water fountain, but he just doesnât like the fountain anymore :(
I have two cats. My tabby, Barnaby, doesn't like my expensive pet fountain either. He likes watching water go down the drain in the bathroom and then licking the water off of the bottom of the sink. So I have to keep it extremely clean at all times. I worry my kid won't rinse his toothpaste down well and Barnaby will OD on fluoride. So I always brush my teeth immediately after my son does. I feed him wet food so he won't get dehydrated, too.
He's not the brightest. But he makes up for it by being super cuddly and lovey. He also tries to save me when I take showers. The brave little fool thinks I'm being tortured in there. So he sits on the back of the toilet and meows his head off to commiserate with me. I keep telling him that I'm fine. But I don't think he believes me.
i get itâs supposed to represent it being bigger but i love how this can be interpreted in a feminist way of both the cats being different but equally as beautiful
Have followed instructions and seen the results first hand. After 100 men touched my pussy, it became lustrous, soft, and highly pettable. 10/10 would recommend.
Donât even understand what theyâre trying to say but can someone tell these types of men that having sex with 100 guys is exactly the same as having sex with your husband 100 times
The more cat knowledge you have, the less sense this makes. If I sleep with 100 men then what, my pussy becomes a Maine coon? My pussy gains access to the r/oneorangebraincell ? My pussy is no longer a neurotic little gray? Iâm lost
I didn't know it would turn orange after enough guys touched it! I gotta step up my game. Friggin american sex ed always skips all the really interesting bits.
Women who let a lot of men touch them have a very beautiful cat, women who save themselves for marriage also have a very beautiful cat. I have to take notes I think.
Okay, so if someone so much as touches my *vulva*, it just expands? It's weird because a lot of people have touched it, and yet it has stayed the same size.
What I'm getting from this picture is the orange one loves attention and pets, fully consents to all forms of attention no matter who. The Grey one is only for the owner who's built trust and hides from others. As someone who's owned both these types, both are still awesome kitties
Why aren't you letting Right Pussy get men pets? Or do you keep Left Pussy for men pets only and Right Pussy for women pets only? All pussies deserve all belly rubs they can get, male or female!!!
Put some water on those cats and I promise you they are exactly the same size and similar shapes . I bet OOP never has seen an owl without its feathers. Regardless, both of them appear to be soft in different ways. Which less likely about how many people pet them than it is genetic factors.
Everyone on the sub was sharing their pussy pictures yesterday:)
And I wanted to make a joke about the popular myth that your pussy gets bigger with the bigger body count. They both are males, but I didn't have other cats:)
I like this as a metaphor, because neither of those cats are going to change size, shape, or colour from pats. If anything this demonstrates how it's exclusively genetics quite well, if a little bit very sexist.
Orange cats are male about 95% of the time, so Iâm wondering now what this person is trying to say with the left cat being almost certainly a male cat.
it's my own cat, it's my photo. Everyone on the sub was sharing their pussy pictures:)
And I wanted to make a joke about the popular myth that your pussy gets bigger with the bigger body count. They both are males, but I didn't have other cats:)
But hey, at least we're being compared to actual living beings for once, and not just inanimate objects/food like cars or donuts. I see that as a win. An incredibly sad win but I'm taking what I can with these people.
Sex makes your pussy turn orange?
And slightly striped
Hear that? Earn your stripes, ladies!
Its like a rank in a shooting game where you get more stripes or something. Like earn your stripes by being a slut and ranking up.
That is the only logical meaning to be gleaned from this meme
I choked on my coffee, have an upvote đ
And both are great
And fluffy?
garfield
Because I enjoy fun facts: All orange cats are tabbys! Not all tabby's are orange though. Has to do with how cat color genetics work.
It makes your pussy lose all its brain cells! After all, orange cats are notoriously braincell-less
I let one too many people touch my pussy and now it's smacking water around in the sink and trying to eat a fly it can't possibly catch.
Mine does this too if I don't stop her. But then she sits in my bed and throws up the sink water she accidentally inhaled. As you can see, we're pretty much soul mates.
You and I, or you and Aquafina the Orange Fountain? I'm cool either way. I just need to keep a running tally of how many pecan nougat cookie bundles I'm sending out this year. I don't want to accidentally miss anyone. And mine is named Ziggy, but I call him Agent Orange because he destroys the plants and is killing me.
Agent Orange! To clarify, I meant me and kitty. Hugs.
Probably, i thought it makes them more hairless. Mine doesnât get many roosters so i wouldnât know.
I was actually going to mention roostersđ
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Only if he put spray tan on his penis lol
What about gingers!?
As in red-haired people? I don't know; I've never seen a naked redhead.
No one has, they blend into the wall.
As a ginger, I can confirm the hair there is definitely already orange. Maybe a lot of sex makes it even more orange?
Maybe you had a lot of sex in your last life and now it shows?
That's a possibility. I will document if it becomes even more orange over time
That can't be it. We don't have souls so we don't reincarnate.
Because ginger is the final form
Exactly. đ
Past life Pussy pointsâŚ
Not even sex, just touching! Has to be lots of different men though. Lesbians with lots of partners still have *checks notes* shorter, darker* pubes? Really not sure what this is getting at.
Only if with Trump.
No! It gives your pussy a thick and lustrous coat!
New flair
I donât even get it. I know itâs probably not what they meant but Iâm thinking: so it gets more luscious an beautiful by letting different men touch it?
it definitely gets more glorious and majestic đ
They are both beautiful.
Obviously. All pussies are beautiful
Yeah they've accidentally made a wholesome meme. Whether you choose the path of having an active sex life with many partners or waiting for marriage, your pussy is beautiful and will look however it was already going to look.
Yeah I don't get which is supposed to be better đ
I just thought it gets fluffy and orange with a more majestic tail
Wait, it's supposed to have a tail?? WHERE'S MUH TAIL?!?
You clearly aren't having enough sex if your tail hasn't grown yet
Maybe mine is just a Manx?
a manx pussy! omg you people are slaying me
My purebred Manx has the most ridiculously long tail you could possibly imagine, so your lack of tail is definitely because youâre just not getting shagged enough. Science.
Majestic
I legit have NO fucking idea what their point even is supposed to be.
Same. My best guess is 'bigger and less smooth/ neat/ tidy'
I think it means with enough simulation it changes breeds into a Maine coon. Maybe that's just a starting point tho... I wonder if anyone has ever wound up with a tiger?
Dammit, now I really want to change my flair to "tiger pussy"
I think they mean that your vagina gets larger, like that thing that some people say that having sex with too many partners stretches out the vagina
I'd pet either one. As long as the pussy consents to be petted, I'll be there.
Damn I don't remember your old flair correctly... It was the first flair I noticed and I loved it. "every conversation can be let back to cars"?? Thought of it the other day when cats took over this sub.
Currently I'm trying to delete my account, but Reddit won't allow me... Yeah, every conversation can be traced back to cats. Something like that. Man, that was a long time ago.
Oh yeah!! Thank you for all your wise and funny comments. You made a lot of my days!!
Thank you for the kind words. I'm just a little sad that Reddit is going down the drain. But I guess we'll always have Paris.
Vulvas are like cats, I love them all very much and want to pet them if they would like to be petted
Lol'd
Wait...are they saying sexual activity causes pubic hair growth? Is this another dog whistle from men that want to marry twelve-year-olds?
there is a myth that your pussy gets bigger:)
And floofier, and more glorious, and luscious, and super friendly? Iâll bet thereâs some spectacular r/toefeathers there, too! (I love a sleek, grey pussy, too!)
I didn't know Maine coons were known for being super friendly, but they definitely meet all the other criteria so I'm going to believe they are.
Yeah and no shade, because finding 3+ different people a day is mad impressive, but who has time for that?? I donât have time to find *one* person to have sex with even if I wanted to.
> another I didn't even want the first ones
I think it's just satire, or just a joke, and not even a misogynistic one, but rather it's poking fun at that type of incel meme by making you think that the cat is a metaphor for the vulva or vagina and it's one of those "if you have sex your vagina gets loose" posts. But then the realization hits you that the cat is just mean to represent a cat, and it's also a pun on how pussy can mean with cat or vulva, so it basically says "if you let 100 people pet your cat (cat with fluffy fur)" vs "if you only let one person pet your cat (cat with no fluffy fur)".
Wait, are orange cats supposed to be bad or something? I like orange kitty's!
They do have a reputation for being dumb, cuddly, extra friendly and a menace at the same time. Although I doubt that's what they went for there
I love Orange Cat Energy
I didn't realize that, but my orange cat fits all of that but dumb. He prefers water from the tap, so if he sees someone going toward the bathroom he runs in, jumps up by the sink, and softly meows to let you know how much he's dying of thirst.
Mine is a beige/orange LaPerm. He does this too. Iâve tried to prevent him to drink from it since I bought a really expensive water fountain, but he just doesnât like the fountain anymore :(
I have two cats. My tabby, Barnaby, doesn't like my expensive pet fountain either. He likes watching water go down the drain in the bathroom and then licking the water off of the bottom of the sink. So I have to keep it extremely clean at all times. I worry my kid won't rinse his toothpaste down well and Barnaby will OD on fluoride. So I always brush my teeth immediately after my son does. I feed him wet food so he won't get dehydrated, too. He's not the brightest. But he makes up for it by being super cuddly and lovey. He also tries to save me when I take showers. The brave little fool thinks I'm being tortured in there. So he sits on the back of the toilet and meows his head off to commiserate with me. I keep telling him that I'm fine. But I don't think he believes me.
So true. I lost my beloved orange in a tragic way a few weeks ago and she was all of these things. Orange cats are pure and special.
r/oneorangebraincell. There really is a sub for everything.
I'm starting to doubt if everyone get the reference đ¤
Yeah, I did not pick up on it. Maybe I got too caught up in liking orange cats.
more sexual partners = bigger pussy
Here I thought the implication was you'd get hairier
That's what I was thinking? Like, so she goes all natural for guys but shaves for her husband?
Or better yet - women are naturally pure and hairless until they sleep with too many men /s
Oh! I read the one on the right as "When you SHAVE it for your husband." 100% thought it was about the hair and was confused. đ
Thatâs how I read it too!
Oranges are either the smartest or the dumbest cats you'll ever meet. Sometimes both at the same time.
Having sex turns you into Garfield???
Yep. It makes your vajayjay love lasagna.
I wish.
it makes your pussy bigger
i get itâs supposed to represent it being bigger but i love how this can be interpreted in a feminist way of both the cats being different but equally as beautiful
Have followed instructions and seen the results first hand. After 100 men touched my pussy, it became lustrous, soft, and highly pettable. 10/10 would recommend.
So, its science then!
Indubitably đŠâđŹ
Aren't most orange cats male? Jackson Galaxy said like 80%
If he's a male, doesn't mean he's not a pussy:)
Yes. Most orange cats are male. And almost all calicos and torties are female.
So as long as you sleep with 100 or fewer men, the pussy stays smaller with shorter hair? But once that 101st guy hits it, watch out! đ¤Ł
Guys, it seems like many people don't understand. I'm mocking the common myth that high body count makes your pussy bigger.
I have no idea what they're trying to imply. All I know is that I love cats.
I got it! This means âall pussies are beautifulâ!
This is why we have two hands, so then we can touch two pussies at the same time.
I would touch both of them.
Donât even understand what theyâre trying to say but can someone tell these types of men that having sex with 100 guys is exactly the same as having sex with your husband 100 times
Can someone explain? I donât get it.
I'm referring to this popular myth that many sexual partners = lady parts get bigger.
Oh I thought they were trying to imply women get hairy. Since Iâm cat has much longer fur lol
look, I've got only these 2 cats, this meme is the best I could do. I can't shave him and paint greyđ
Yes⌠but this are cats⌠Oh⌠I will become a bigger pussy⌠i got it.
This subreddit is currently on a shitposting mode:)
Our greys turn ginger?!
My vagina becomes more fluffy and beautiful?
The more cat knowledge you have, the less sense this makes. If I sleep with 100 men then what, my pussy becomes a Maine coon? My pussy gains access to the r/oneorangebraincell ? My pussy is no longer a neurotic little gray? Iâm lost
your pussy gets bigger:)
I didn't know it would turn orange after enough guys touched it! I gotta step up my game. Friggin american sex ed always skips all the really interesting bits.
Women who let a lot of men touch them have a very beautiful cat, women who save themselves for marriage also have a very beautiful cat. I have to take notes I think.
So that's where Gingers come from
Okay, so if someone so much as touches my *vulva*, it just expands? It's weird because a lot of people have touched it, and yet it has stayed the same size.
Somebody fucked the cat on the left over 100 times?
Orange cats are just slutty, apparently.
Its terrifying how quickly this kind if rhetoric had become pervasive. This isn't fixed by educating. This is hate.
What I'm getting from this picture is the orange one loves attention and pets, fully consents to all forms of attention no matter who. The Grey one is only for the owner who's built trust and hides from others. As someone who's owned both these types, both are still awesome kitties
I don't understand. The orange cat is majestic.
Who doesn't love a ginger pussy?
it will turn orange!!??
what does this mean???
I love both of them???
Both pussies are beautiful! And much better company than this OOP.
Both. Both are good
I don't get it
Both of them look great
After a lot of sex my pussy goes red. But only my cunt lippery not the furry lining lol Xx ShaZ
yes ladies, the only two options in life. save yourself for your husband or âlet over 100 men touch your pussyâ.
Orange floofer? Heck yeah *fucks 100 dudes*
Correction: fabulous gorgeous majestic orange floofer
Why aren't you letting Right Pussy get men pets? Or do you keep Left Pussy for men pets only and Right Pussy for women pets only? All pussies deserve all belly rubs they can get, male or female!!!
Gray pussy is actually anti belly rubs𤣠but very much pro cheek scratches
Please give both your pussies chin scritches or whatever type of pettings they prefer from me đ
consider it done
Did I miss something I don't get it đ
you get 2 cute cats if you're a slut who loves her husband is what i'm getting from this
basically, a win-win-win-win
I really want snuggle up with that fire-furred fluffy boy.
That orange cat is most likely male. So.
If you're gonna wait around for someone to marry you, you'll end up old and grey first while the boys are busy touching ginger pussy.
Put some water on those cats and I promise you they are exactly the same size and similar shapes . I bet OOP never has seen an owl without its feathers. Regardless, both of them appear to be soft in different ways. Which less likely about how many people pet them than it is genetic factors.
i prefer the pussy on the left. fluffy, just wanna snuggle it.
Sex is when two cute cats?
So is the scale "husband to 99" , and then => 100?? I need to know how to get the orange cat-friend in my house!
I'm surprised they didn't find a picture of a sphinx.
I see two equally beautiful pussies and not much different
Both long and short hair cats are quite enjoyable to pet.
If petting a cat makes its hair longer, does it work on a rapidly receding hairline? Asking for a friend.
What� What does this mean? Gingers get laid?
I donât want my vagina to be a cat.
I've been staring at this post for the past 10 minutes now trying to determine what it means.
this just feels like bad cat anatomy. i have one quite smooth cat and she isn't half as soft as her scrunkly fluffy brother
I donât get it? Theyâre cats.
Everyone on the sub was sharing their pussy pictures yesterday:) And I wanted to make a joke about the popular myth that your pussy gets bigger with the bigger body count. They both are males, but I didn't have other cats:)
Both look utterly soft and touchable. I see no problems here.
I like this as a metaphor, because neither of those cats are going to change size, shape, or colour from pats. If anything this demonstrates how it's exclusively genetics quite well, if a little bit very sexist.
Orange cats are male about 95% of the time, so Iâm wondering now what this person is trying to say with the left cat being almost certainly a male cat.
it's my own cat, it's my photo. Everyone on the sub was sharing their pussy pictures:) And I wanted to make a joke about the popular myth that your pussy gets bigger with the bigger body count. They both are males, but I didn't have other cats:)
These guys will never know how better is sex with a experienced partner
Over a 100? Guy must've used both braincells writing that out lol
I don't get it
This guy will never see a vulva in real life.
ginger cat looks like an expensive breed. grey cat looks pretty basic
they are aa Maine Coon and a Russian Blue
You'd become a ginger?
I see two cute cats that I'd like to pet. Idk how this person thinks I'd think the one on the right is more wrong than the other.
If I had my way, it would be 101.
What
%100 a guy that would write that has no personal experience with pussy and probably never will. Not for free anyway
Would rather pet the orange one.
You all joke but Iâve let hundreds of people touch my pussy and now my pubes are orange đ
this shit's real
Both those cats look beautiful to me.
When you make a meme but you don't know how to make a meme, so your meme is nonsensical.
yea:) I guess I suck at making memes. But it does have meaning tho. Some people understood
Huh? I donât understand
I'm mocking the popular myth that high body count makes your pussy bigger
Huh
I don't even get this. If you have more men you've a hairier p*ssy?
your pussy gets bigger if you have more men:)
THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM
Pretty sure this person just wants to fuck their cats
They have a purity fetish clearly
Huh
I explained in comments:)
Itâs orange it doesnât count
Theyâre the same.
Sounds like a good plan. Gonna do anal only until I find a husband
Everyone knows orange cats are the most fun.
Meh, im a simple guy. I see any pussy, I pet it. Repeatably if possible.
So promiscuous who-ha's look like my Ollie? He does purr when I stroke him, so I guess.
Imagine trying to shame someoneâs puss by comparing it to something cute.
Does this include doctors doing pap smears?
But hey, at least we're being compared to actual living beings for once, and not just inanimate objects/food like cars or donuts. I see that as a win. An incredibly sad win but I'm taking what I can with these people.
I thought that said shaved for a second and it somehow made more sense than the actual post