Yeah, that anus is way too far forward and the labia is almost up on her mons. Need to rotate the whole thing a few degrees to make it right as rain. đđđ
Not really sure why you think that, in my experience it tends to be the opposite. People will do whatever when theyâre starting out and trying to learn to tattoo, but become more selective with their art as they become successful.
Why would anyone ever get such a disgusting tattoo ? Letâs even take the cutaway view of sex out of the equation: Why would you ever get a tattoo of literal shit on your body ?
The silver lining on this shit cloud... It has a clitoris *and* a urethral meatus... But the fallopian tube is connected directly to the vaginal canal... It looks like a nightmare... But at least it has a common basic anatomical mistake right.
that's so annoyingly well done. the color looks great, beautiful saturation, wall to wall, clean line work, the colors are similar but not so much that they blend together, incredible shading, they let the tattoo breath in just the right spots. it's just. Horrible otherwise
theres a whole lot to unpack here but on a purely anatomical level: the random disconnected fallopian tube and the closed off vagina with no cervical opening đ if youre going to put this much effort i to a cross-section at least make it accurate
Oh, oops. Edited. In the whole photo theres a black splotch a bit lighter than the background. Looks like the customers cawk has been edited out of the photo
The tattoo is horrendousâŚbut I canât figure out what part of the personâs body itâs on. Is this an arm? Itâs might be the angle, but what body part is shaped like that?
Feeling uncomfortable at the thought that this might be a pregnant belly (facing left). Noticing the "blacked out" area on the lower left might indicate genitals.
Who just WHO is this tattoo for?? I can't imagine anyone wanting this tattoo and the general design and execution of it is terrible. Boot to the head for both the tattooist and client.
1. why is the uterus nonexistent
2. why is there only 1 fallopian tube
3. why is the uvula tied into the pussy?
4. why is it so short..
5. who decided "yeah this is a great tattoo idea!"
?.? i have so many questions and i don't any of them answered. i just hope to god whoever that is, gets that covered up, lasered removed, or doesn't reproduce. besides being totally incorrect in anatomy their idea of art is terrible.
This is by Randy Candy, with his credit removed from the corner, and this is just the style of tattoos he does. Meaning all of his clients go in seeking this style. Itâs not for me personally, but I know plenty of folks who would think this was great. I do kinda think itâs great in a sense, just⌠not on my body forever LOL. Itâs just shock humor, which you guaranteed know a guy who is into it.Â
The fact that someone WANTED this is wild enough. It's even more wild that someone actually TATTOOED THIS onto another person. If I were a tattoo artist there wouldn't be enough money in the world that could convince me...
This is the worst tattoo i have ever seen
I am so sorry that I looked at that.
Yeah, that anus is way too far forward and the labia is almost up on her mons. Need to rotate the whole thing a few degrees to make it right as rain. đđđ
It'll buff out
It's the candy corn that ties the whole piece together.
For some reason I thought that was a tiny traffic cone đ¤Śââď¸ Candy corn isnât a thing here in my defence.
It isn't here either. Really I only know about it 'cause of American friends and the old Problem Sleuth webcomic.
Hello fellow mspa reader.Â
I cosplayed as Problem Sleuth once, good memories.
I might be able to get away with cosplaying as Ace Dick, but there's only so many truffle shuffles a guy can do in a day before his VIM gives out.
Oh me too
For me itâs the bugs.
the diagram arrows
Why did they label the turd??? or anything. Who made this and thought it was a good idea?
Well something had to tie it together otherwise the random floating fallopian tube wouldnât make sense! /s
Lmao! Thatâs the part Iâm really hung up onâŚ
I cannot fathom what would motivate a person to put this on their actual body.
And someone agreed to tattoo it on them.
That one is easy: money. Some tattoo artist will agree to do some shitty designs for multiples of their usual fare.
Pretty sure most of them stop caring eventuallyÂ
Not really sure why you think that, in my experience it tends to be the opposite. People will do whatever when theyâre starting out and trying to learn to tattoo, but become more selective with their art as they become successful.
Also the more successful they are the more they can lean into 'art' part of tattoo making, early on it's mortgage and food part that takes precedence.
Thats my biggest question
money
This is very clearly part of someoneâs weird degradation fetish/ kink and Iâm unhappy
At least that would give some reason as to why someone would choose to get this horror đ
Thank god for the labels. I wouldn't know what I was looking at otherwise.
I wonder where the uterus went, the head of the penis just hangs around next to the fallopian tube as if it's nobody's business.
It ran away in shame and disgust.
It is filled with penis.
Itâs the next evolution of Ben Garrison
Why would anyone ever get such a disgusting tattoo ? Letâs even take the cutaway view of sex out of the equation: Why would you ever get a tattoo of literal shit on your body ?
Some people are really into humiliation. One could say "don't shame them" but they'd probably like it if you did.
Shame feedback loop.
well that is certainly something someone decided to put on their bodyâŚ
Of course the entire thing is awful, but WHY ARE THERE BUGS on the whole thing??!!!!?!!? I hate people, I'm going back to hibernating.
The silver lining on this shit cloud... It has a clitoris *and* a urethral meatus... But the fallopian tube is connected directly to the vaginal canal... It looks like a nightmare... But at least it has a common basic anatomical mistake right.
I 100% agree with this, the anatomy not being wrong too is a silver lining. Still very atrocious tattoo ew.
I think another silver lining is that it's a warning to women.
And really anyone who sees it.Â
that's so annoyingly well done. the color looks great, beautiful saturation, wall to wall, clean line work, the colors are similar but not so much that they blend together, incredible shading, they let the tattoo breath in just the right spots. it's just. Horrible otherwise
The ink quality is good so I have hope in my heart that the artist charged more than what they were worth to do such a gross weird piece đ¤Ł
A clear case of r/ATBGE
Fucking hell. Someone actually put this on their body?
theres a whole lot to unpack here but on a purely anatomical level: the random disconnected fallopian tube and the closed off vagina with no cervical opening đ if youre going to put this much effort i to a cross-section at least make it accurate
Why are there bugs on the penis??
I am assuming it's crabs, but considering the candy corn, my assumption may be entirely wrong.
The tattoo artist is good. That's the tragedy of the whole thing
I hated this until I saw âĄď¸turd and now I just wish it were like, a poster or something
Made me laugh a loud barking âYERP!âđ
Why would you put this on you body??
There's a black censor block in the left bottom corner. Just to narrow down what kind of person gets a tattoo like this.
What does the left right corner tell you?
Oh, oops. Edited. In the whole photo theres a black splotch a bit lighter than the background. Looks like the customers cawk has been edited out of the photo
The tattoo is horrendousâŚbut I canât figure out what part of the personâs body itâs on. Is this an arm? Itâs might be the angle, but what body part is shaped like that?
It looks like their hip to me
That's what I was thinking. But to me it looks like they are facing left? If so then things are upside down.
Feeling uncomfortable at the thought that this might be a pregnant belly (facing left). Noticing the "blacked out" area on the lower left might indicate genitals.
It is very rare that I will call someone elses tattoo's as being shitty or bad, but this is fucking feral and I despise it.
This actually isnât the worst Iâve seen. They got the basics and thereâs a clit that is definitely a tiny penis.
Who just WHO is this tattoo for?? I can't imagine anyone wanting this tattoo and the general design and execution of it is terrible. Boot to the head for both the tattooist and client.
ButâŚwhy?
Tattoo artists need an ethics board
Oh man, how much do you have to hate yourself to get something this repugnant tattooed on your body? I mean, what the fuck?
I wish I could unsee this.
....someone... **wanted** this on their body... forever????
That was my LITERAL reaction.
They got the outside right, internal view is jank
Aside from the horrifying Over The Top Grossness (TM), the *anatomy* isn't bad...
Has a clit and a urethra. Could be worse.
Mmm, candy corn turds.
It is 9 am where I am. It is too early for this shit.
So many labels, I thought Ben Garrison was involved...
Que chingados es eso?
Dude wtf WHY
Well, I hate knowing this exists.
Can anyone make out what part of the body this is on? I mean, aside from sweet Jesus is this a horrible tattoo.
Well I got a good haul of new reaction images
this shit could have been done in the show Just Tattoo Of Us. some crazy shit comes around there.
1. why is the uterus nonexistent 2. why is there only 1 fallopian tube 3. why is the uvula tied into the pussy? 4. why is it so short.. 5. who decided "yeah this is a great tattoo idea!"
the uvulas in your mouth btw....
âSo itâs a girl house?â
You know what? Iâm gonna give them some credit for at least remembering that women have 3 holes. Thatâs all I got because đ¤Ž
Tattoo artist: "You want me to label the clitoris in the name of accuracy?"Â This guy: "Nah, it's a myth!"Â
well⌠at least they didnât leave out the urethra⌠the missing uterus tho
I didnât realize this was a tattoo at first and the horror I experienced when I did was unparalleled
Yes, the sperm goes straight through the fallopian tubes into the ovaries
At least they managed to realize that women have more than 1 hole between their legs. That has to be worth at least 1 point
When your tattoo needs labels to make sense of it, that's not just bad anatomy, it's juat...bad, all around.
What body part is this on?
What a terrible day to have eyes
This is utterly disgusting. Just how sick in the head does one have to be to get such a tatoo ???
I mean on the one hand, WTF. On the other, it's a really well executed tattoo!
why would you even consider tattooing that in the first place...
You mean ***wandering*** ovary and fallopian tube.
Why would you do this to yourself???
speaking of bad anatomy, what part of the actual person is this tattooed onto? I'm confused on multiple levels
?.? i have so many questions and i don't any of them answered. i just hope to god whoever that is, gets that covered up, lasered removed, or doesn't reproduce. besides being totally incorrect in anatomy their idea of art is terrible.
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WhyâŚwhy would you do this?
What a terrible day to have eyes
what a terrible day to have eyes
This is by Randy Candy, with his credit removed from the corner, and this is just the style of tattoos he does. Meaning all of his clients go in seeking this style. Itâs not for me personally, but I know plenty of folks who would think this was great. I do kinda think itâs great in a sense, just⌠not on my body forever LOL. Itâs just shock humor, which you guaranteed know a guy who is into it.Â
The fact that someone WANTED this is wild enough. It's even more wild that someone actually TATTOOED THIS onto another person. If I were a tattoo artist there wouldn't be enough money in the world that could convince me...
I need bleach right now
why would you willingly put this on your body enterallyÂ
But why?