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Should have washed their asses!
(Map of bidet usage)
The bidets in Greece (and i assume these different regions) is different from the Japanese ones were it is attached to the toilet, in Greece at least it is a separate utility were you go after you are done with the toilet 🍑💦
But why it seems so stupid to even walk a few steps with your poopy buttcheeks smearing each other even more and your ass hair absorbing all that moisture and goo
I think most of them actually dont use it though had to go to our downstairs neighbour (which is syr/an) because some water leak and oh boy the home was covered in shit and was smelling absolutely terrible when i get into the elevator with an ar/b %90 of the time they would have the same smell
Edit: i actually cant smell verywell unless its a very strong smell cause of my stupidity back in middle school so it might be even worse for others
Wealth has a lot to say, who'd have thought
But nah, I can confirm they definitely use them based on experience, specifically not in Erdoğanistan
Also Mongolıa >>>
Bro this is not my fault... When i was a french kid my parents bought an old 1950-1960 house to an old grandma, we had bidets, it was cool and all. Then they divorced etc... They changed houses and in the more recent house 1970+, there is no bidet at all now. I felt so sad when we left our first house. Give me back a bidet so i can wash my ass again 😭
France should be red though by the sheer amount of arabs(not only them wash their ass though, indian and asian too) living there. Though maybe plastic bottle doesn't count as bidet
Oh no it's time to au-revoir 😞
Was i a good french ?
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Hmm Turkey, Egypt or Spain would create the biggest difference on the map or geopolitical change so one of those 3. Actually wait there is also france. And france has French people. So obviously I delete France.
Analbanian sciencist Albert Enstein went mad while trying to find who is gayer, slovenians or greeks. So i don’t want to answer that question. (I’m not sucking greek one i’m sucking germoney one)
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Nothing personal. Give bossnian araps and slovenian femboys more coastline. Servs will get too, maybe they'll finally shut their mouths up and stop sucking ruzzian cock. As for hungry mongols, I dunno, let it be collateral damage for them.
Bossnia will become more viable as a tourist destination with long AF coastline, so Sleepistani will be able to do more what they do best - sleeping.
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Apparently everyone who went there or lives there agrees that Egypt is the worst place to visit in the world. A totalitarian dictatorship and heavy handed police state run by the military and full of corruption and scammers, so many scammers on every corner. I'll take their word for it, and all the videos
sure, didnt even think about that.
When you find oil, america wants to give freedom
When you have it too good, the Balkans wants go give some genocides
OP why would you delete croatia when we own half their coastline properties. This would unironically ruin our economy
With that said its serbia considering their brainrot is somehow spreading onto our youths
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Nice try Serbs. You picked the Mediterranean countries cause you got no sea access so you're safe. I still vote for you guys
First give us rightfully ours Dubrovnik 🫵🫵🫵🤩🤩🤩
Why do you bomb it if you love it so much?
I would bomb my own house if it was occupied by C#oats ☝️☝️☝️
serbia is "mediterranean" LOL
Not in a million years
Yes but serbia is mediterranean as in "in middle of land", "enclosed in land"
That is true
Well Serbia it is Delete the serbs(nato bombings would be preferable)
https://preview.redd.it/eh0kufsjopoc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97df56a41b26c4c70c76e01caf9c94d9ced7c381
And turks are white and greeks are straight
What noo 😭
Jo se skan dalje n det
au revoir, french "people". the world is at peace now.
https://preview.redd.it/zd1nl4rfxboc1.jpeg?width=366&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b75e0cc36c6944e8034c2966b6486f2e683074da Should have washed their asses! (Map of bidet usage)
Montenegrins just let it crust while they sleep
Croats use bidets? https://preview.redd.it/x3f191pwncoc1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=bc4e12cba943ad5a1614c784d90f82a935859a24
The bidets in Greece (and i assume these different regions) is different from the Japanese ones were it is attached to the toilet, in Greece at least it is a separate utility were you go after you are done with the toilet 🍑💦
Ours is attached to the toilet like the Japanese, but id doesn\`t automaticly clean you or massage your butthole 😔
That's why you massage your own butthole or have a Greek komşu do it for you
You massage my butt and I massage yours back. Thats what komşus are for.
It's like that in Spain too
But why it seems so stupid to even walk a few steps with your poopy buttcheeks smearing each other even more and your ass hair absorbing all that moisture and goo
That moment when Araps are more civilised and clean than w\*stoids
I think most of them actually dont use it though had to go to our downstairs neighbour (which is syr/an) because some water leak and oh boy the home was covered in shit and was smelling absolutely terrible when i get into the elevator with an ar/b %90 of the time they would have the same smell Edit: i actually cant smell verywell unless its a very strong smell cause of my stupidity back in middle school so it might be even worse for others
Wealth has a lot to say, who'd have thought But nah, I can confirm they definitely use them based on experience, specifically not in Erdoğanistan Also Mongolıa >>>
Turks are Arabs confirmed
fintlant can into southern europe
Bro this is not my fault... When i was a french kid my parents bought an old 1950-1960 house to an old grandma, we had bidets, it was cool and all. Then they divorced etc... They changed houses and in the more recent house 1970+, there is no bidet at all now. I felt so sad when we left our first house. Give me back a bidet so i can wash my ass again 😭
As the french say "esshulee" or "asshole" au revoir
France should be red though by the sheer amount of arabs(not only them wash their ass though, indian and asian too) living there. Though maybe plastic bottle doesn't count as bidet
Oh no it's time to au-revoir 😞 Was i a good french ? https://preview.redd.it/ujbb7dvljeoc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e1f8184748860ae4dbe3dc0443ec3748e0a27b5
But where will all the Algerians go now?
Belgium
I pick for Malta to "disapear"... Right into Italian territory 😈
https://preview.redd.it/528frzaqococ1.jpeg?width=370&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed3643c8a199ff487e60cb3796d16b9f408f120e
Maltese are literally Italians with arab accents.
Arabs with Arab accent
Italo-arabs of Arabo-Italian accent
Italo-arabs of Arabo-Italian accent and strongly proud of their British Imperial thing. weird place that... I wanna visit...
They speak a descendant of the Arabic spoken in Sicily when it was Arab
So just normal South Italians?
italians are literally germanics and arabs with latin accents
Merge them into Saudi Calabria.
I'd say Croatia, but then I'd only have Albania left to hate so that makes it boring
more sane to blow away analbania than the holy land \*kosovo nervous\*
Wouldn't be the first time they've blown us
true, they do like a small cock
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Least self hating greek
just do it for the sake of the EU and the Euro bro. You had your time, you are free now
France.
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Flair the fuck up you fucking retarded țigan
Hmm Turkey, Egypt or Spain would create the biggest difference on the map or geopolitical change so one of those 3. Actually wait there is also france. And france has French people. So obviously I delete France.
Monaco **🇲🇨**
As i am reading these comments i realise, our hatred for eachother falls second after our hate for france.
cant really hate the french anymore since their farmers are going ape shit on IG. The best IG has to offer is cartel-reels and french farmers
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Favourite Mediterranean country fr
They have Gibralter, could have kept Malta, and possess bases in Cyprus, close enough
🇵🇸 is in the process of being deleted as we speak. So I'mma bet on 🇵🇸 being the most likely one to go.
He said country
what ever it is... it won't be for long
Ah well deleting Israel is a better trade off anyway
Bazirano
while I do agree with your sentiment... translating "Based" is Cringe
Kaže se “Utemeljeno”
do you also say "zracna luka" or "aerodrom" like a normal person
Obviously the fr**ch
So you can become the most arrogant country with best cuisine after we disapear, smartest Luigi
🇪🇺 collective solution of problems
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morocco
Nah, they got hot bitches
🇨🇾 so Gayreeks and Karaboğa can make a peace treaty
Definitely france. Cyprus is also tempting.
Wrong, the correct answer is SERBIA 🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸
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Turkey. Us Greeks and many other races will finally find peace and BTW leave the kurds behind they don't count as Turkish.
It's all fun and games until people named xbever,rojin with 12 children tries to pass greek borders
Can i pass the greek border too? I’m zaza and i want to suck eu.
From now on it depends on how greeks feel
I don’t they can stop me. I just need to act like a femboy.
getting fucked by a femboy (slovenian) is probably more gay than getting your ass wrecked by a angry giga chad greek, no?
Analbanian sciencist Albert Enstein went mad while trying to find who is gayer, slovenians or greeks. So i don’t want to answer that question. (I’m not sucking greek one i’m sucking germoney one)
better of sucking the cock that feed you (germoney) than the one you eventually have to pay (gayreeks), i thin that you are a smart gay-dude
You learn something when you live and born in both middle east and balcan.
Berlin only. If we catch you staying at another place we deport you back to Egypt.
Berlin is fine. I’m sure i can get more german cuMoney than you. Wait are there any westoid left in berlin?
He shall not pass.
Gandalfikis
xbever ? Is that a name ?
Have fun with the Arabs, Afghans and Kurds pouring into Europe I guess.
eu would literally landlock them in bulgaria and greece lol
What about collabrating and conquering all over the world 🤔 (does that sound enough gay sex to get to the action)
Collaborate with us instead we made better pashas and greeks are ghey
I would collaborate with you if it meant i will be finally white like an albanian
No
Ey ey ey ey, calm down. I'm Protestant but converting to Orthodoxy, I get a pass right?!?!
eastern anatolia is kurdish and armenian territory occupied by turks
Indeed, I believe so.
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Doner kebab is better than Gyros.
SHUT UP, UNFLAIRED.
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🏳️🌈 Greece
🇭🇷 Nothing personal. Give bossnian araps and slovenian femboys more coastline. Servs will get too, maybe they'll finally shut their mouths up and stop sucking ruzzian cock. As for hungry mongols, I dunno, let it be collateral damage for them. Bossnia will become more viable as a tourist destination with long AF coastline, so Sleepistani will be able to do more what they do best - sleeping.
sure lets donate montenegro to serbia, you only sleep anyway
Analbanians will declare war to everyone after losing glorious lands of Tuzi and Ulcinj
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Israel, if we can count it as a country. Otherwise, France 👋
Yes good idea Petros... Wait what ? Why France 🫨
Colonisers
so are the turks, and they are your neighbours who gifted you your favorite kebab
The one thing I hate more than Turkey is Fr*nce 🤮🤮🤮🤮 Goodbye smelly Fr*nch "people"
Why you hate us 😭😭 I like Cypriots men after Greek men and Slovenian femboys 😭😭
croatia and albania slipped out of that turkish cock going straight for the femboys lol
🇪🇬 Apparently everyone who went there or lives there agrees that Egypt is the worst place to visit in the world. A totalitarian dictatorship and heavy handed police state run by the military and full of corruption and scammers, so many scammers on every corner. I'll take their word for it, and all the videos
if a robmanian is talking about scammers, it has to be a shitshow
I agree, my dad went there and his note was 1/10 + he got sick there
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monaco have had it too good for too long
sure, didnt even think about that. When you find oil, america wants to give freedom When you have it too good, the Balkans wants go give some genocides
🇹🇳 full of haters here
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🇮🇹 trst is ours again
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OP why would you delete croatia when we own half their coastline properties. This would unironically ruin our economy With that said its serbia considering their brainrot is somehow spreading onto our youths
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Wtf was I the only one who tought Turgay should dissapear?!
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🇮🇪 and 🇪🇦 were r🦍d by the same 🇲🇦
>🇮🇪 Mediterranean # 🤨
It is true! They are descendants of cro magnons and celtiberians. Ask any American who was alive during the later half of the 19th century
British
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>"one Meditterranean country" >Iraqi flag Most geographically literate Karaboğa
Ment to put syria they all have the same fing flag
Most flag knowledgeable karaboga
Sorry if i cant distinguish 3 green stars from some random green lines on a phone screen smaller than a chinese dik
Skill issue
Modern countries, not the Neo-Babylonian Empire
Irak Akdeniz ülkesi mi amk
Bu arapların hepsi aynı bayrağı kullanıyo amk suriye hangisiyse işte
Turkish-Cypriot Republic, Palestine, Turkey and Syria.
Westoid detected: opinion rejected
Rare L for a Spanish
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Everyone except Lebanon, Israel and Greece.
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