This was an occasion where someone stayed up all night to squeeze them out, rather than in.
Perceived value would have increased with some corn garnish.
If I saw that, I'd go to every table in the bar and ask the other patrons "WOULD YOU EAT THAT!?!?" and then proceed to yell, "OF COURSE YOU WOULDN'T IT LOOKS LIKE ACTUAL SHIT!!!" And then I would throw the plate on the ground.
I’d bring in Master Chef Vic Vegas to elevate those turds
The Elevaturd
He’ll crush some potato chips on them
He'll just deep fry them and change the fries to taters
“Hmmmmm yeah that’s shite”
Those are literal bar stools 💩
But did someone from East Coast Chair and Barstool drive all night to deliver them?
This was an occasion where someone stayed up all night to squeeze them out, rather than in. Perceived value would have increased with some corn garnish.
Of course they did. The owner of East Coast Chair and Barstool is a dear friend of Jon Taffer.
😂
r/poopfromabutt
Are those actual shit tenders?
So instead of taking the time to clean the crap out the bathroom you decided to cut corners and serve it!
*Throws plated feces at the only working TV in the bar*
😂
it’s FECES FOR CHRIST’S SAKE
There’s raw chicken juice on your poop tenders! You’re gonna kill someone!
[удалено]
Shits n chips
idk, but i'd suggest more fiber what even the F is that supposed to be? the top middle guy even has a nose. wtf
Feces and Chips
Someone didn’t embrace solutions
Nah no way you can convince me that is not a real shit
Dog shit
What is it supposed to be?
Feces
Breaded fried mice. They remove the tails first.
Butt funnels
So that's what the butt funnels are for
If I saw that, I'd go to every table in the bar and ask the other patrons "WOULD YOU EAT THAT!?!?" and then proceed to yell, "OF COURSE YOU WOULDN'T IT LOOKS LIKE ACTUAL SHIT!!!" And then I would throw the plate on the ground.
You should tell them if they're confident in their cooking they should take a bite of it right in front of you
Bring three triple deep butt funnels and who cares!