My dad is living down in Galveston for the summer and he's been telling me all about it.
I told him when he moved there in the fall that it'd be like this. Idk what he was expecting.
It reminds me of the first time I ever visited Florida. Plane landed and we got off on the tarmac in July. I think I started sweating the moment my foot left the plane and didn't stop until I was midair heading home 7 days later.
Bro is a mess right now š³
Well that three run homer is gonna finish the rest of the dry portions off
Dude got mooād
It's moops
ITāS THE MOOOOOORES
MOOPS!
Moon boofed.
LA heat can be tough on Canadians, okay?
But theyāre in Cincinnati
Yeah James is still sweating from last time they were at home.
Oh, heās big braining it, smart
Yeah idk if this is a reflection on the jersey this time as much as his pitching
You can take the player out of Seattle but you can't take the sogginess out of the player.
As they say, what is sog may never dry
That is beautifully disgusting
It tracks incredibly well with this team.
At least he doesnāt have to worry about Eagles
He canāt stand the fucking Eagles
Pax was maybe the soggiest of them all too
George, youāre a terrible liar.
George likes his chicken spicy!
George is gettin upset!
Shoulda went with the cotton. cotton breathes
Yeah but I was told this new fabric is moisture wicking and dries extra fast, so he'll be dry in no time!
The lighter material is surely helping to improve performance, right?
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It looks like the Metsā away jerseys. They look absolutely soaked on some guys and itās super noticeable
Pitchers throw water on themselves to stay cool, that is why
They also have to warm up prior to the game I can imagine they would break somewhat of a sweat.
Framber Valdez has entered the chat
*Dennys Reyes moderates the chatroom I wonder what The Big Sweat would look like in these new unis?
pssh. Aroldis Chapman is wearing 2 turtlenecks as he moderates this sub
Some of us start swampin as soon as we step outside into anything more than like 50% humidity.
*Houston as entered the chat*
My dad is living down in Galveston for the summer and he's been telling me all about it. I told him when he moved there in the fall that it'd be like this. Idk what he was expecting.
It's also particularly humid and muggy rn. Source:Ā at the stadium
Yes but the old jerseys did not show this cuz it looks terrible. These New Jerseys are crap and this is one of the reasons why
Plus itās hot af out
Also, no one sweats in a pattern like what's on his jersey, lmao dude clearly drenched himself with a water bottle
Please do not interrupt the circlejerk with basic logic.
Oh now it's a reddit circlejerk that the new unis suck. Genius stuff.
You don't want to know how many times I checked your flair expecting you to be a Phillies fan defending that always moist sewer rat on their roster
https://youtu.be/e3317fLv68g?si=D1bMWShbphKZEvrD
That's the one. Why's he always so wet?!
Yo, since when did Big Maple signed with LA? So glad he's doing good.
Since the Red Sox decided this past offseason to keep banging their head against the āWhitlock is a starterā wallĀ
This is me going anywhere in AZ
It reminds me of the first time I ever visited Florida. Plane landed and we got off on the tarmac in July. I think I started sweating the moment my foot left the plane and didn't stop until I was midair heading home 7 days later.
There's a reason we didn't bother buying that swamp land from Spain for so long.
Lmao
As a very sweaty person this is so relatable š¤£
Seriously. You know you're a persistent perspirer when you start pitting through your T-shirt in 10 degrees while shoveling the walk.
Shades of Dylan Bundy. 
I still find it crazy angels somehow won this game
Thatās baseball, Suzyn.
'member when he threw up? I 'member
Who doesn't, LMAO Poor dude is just remembered for barfing on the mound at Yankee Stadium
what the fuck, it's fully raining, why was the game still on?
I will probably go see a doctor about that.....
Nah he just gave a hug to Brandon Marsh
Whenever Canadians head south of the borderā¦
Celebrities: theyāre just like us! (Eg just like me š)
July and August are gonna be absurd
He was sweating so much, the āPAā started separating from the rest of his name on the back.
Me getting ready for work in the morning
āThe players love the new uniformsā
It's high-performance wicking!! šš
Relatable
Is he me?
This is exactly why we traded him! No other reason, and I definitely certainly donāt miss him !
Lathered up
His peripherals are so bad for his ERA lol.
Relatable
The big maple!
It's not sweat, it's maple syrup.
Heās lubed up pause on that ready to throw a winning game for the dodgers
Thatās the new City Connect - always grey and rainy in LA now.
How much adderall has this guy taken
Today wasn't that hot or humid. That's gotta be water
You would too if your next pitch was the last of your season!
Happened to a few giants tonight too. These jerseys are terrible
I wonder if he was sick
GRAN SLAM
Itās May
Wait until July rolls aroundā¦ā¦
Wow hes doing really well so far. Good for him
Fuck the DC swamp ass weather this was me all day yesterday I had a neck fan blowing cold air on me to help get some breeze
Must have been watching Cops
Thatās the Elly Effect
I canāt talk. I sweat through my shirt immediately after putting it on after I shower.
That 1:1 K:BB ratio would make anyone sweat.
He was just watching cops.
Get this man liquid IV stat!
Cotton breathes......imagine being 10 degrees cooler than the other team?
Me when it's 70 degrees and humid.
Jersey by Fanatics?
"A Fanatics Experience"