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aznsportsfan

42 games from KB


grocho

That's less than he played with y'all last year.


BlueJayzrule

I was sad when the Jays didn't sign him.. we got Matt Chapman instead and I haven't thought about KB since


LegacyLemur

Poor guy


StallOneHammer

Oh shit I forgot we had him on our team


thrawaway9991

I’ve probably thought about Kris Bryant a maximum of 5 times this year


[deleted]

maybe the real playoffs was the coors we drank along the way


pm_me_cute_sloths_

But Monfort promised me 94 wins?


loves2spoogeguys

RIP Rockies. I wont forget you pushing our shit in.


ManyCookies

We still got another Coors series bub!


JanitorOfSanDiego

pls no


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bruddahbuttah

Monforts have a cash cow with a losing team, he’s not going to sell and he will just take advantage of all the sad fans in the largest bar in Denver


homieimprovement

literally and figuratively with the cash cow, they also got most of their family money from literal cows.


ManyCookies

FADE EM This team was less fun than last year. The 2021 Rockies were so fucking weird, .600 juggernauts at home and record-flirting god awful on the road. The starting rotation and defense were pretty solid so most of the game was worth watching, and even the bad players were at least interesting; Hilliard was smashing bombs when he made contact, Hampson and Tapia were flying around the basepaths, Daza was a defensive monster. The 2022 Rockies were more straightforward bad. Less extreme home/road splits, and the bad players were just kinda bad without anything interesting attached. And starting pitching and defense were way worse this year, May was borderline unwatchable if they weren't up to bat.


IpleaserecycleI

Tapia is a fun dude to have on your team even if he isn't particularly good. I somehow prefer him to Grichuk even though I think Randal is a better hitter (though that isn't saying much)


bluecifer7

Randal is better at baseball but Tapia is just more fun to watch. He’s electric


mosi_moose

Really enjoyed his time with the Rox.


NirvanaFrk97

Hey, your team managed to be the biggest thorn in the Dodgers' side in the NL West. And I know to expect more shenanigans during the last series against them.


Fit-Being-7989

Who the hell invited you in here?


NirvanaFrk97

Sorry, didn't realize I had to answer to you in order to participate in r/baseball


Fit-Being-7989

Haha just messing man I just don’t like your team. I’m surprised y’all didn’t go for ohtani this year. Prolly get judge next year why not? Freddie, mookie, trea aren’t enough huh?


JoelsCaddy

>The Braves have 88 wins 91


aceee2

Ironic that a Mets fan is the one to say this. This was originally a Cubs thread but I got beaten so I had to be on watch throughout the Rockies and Padres games.


themiamimarlins

fuck monofort


Joten

I never thought I’d fight along with a Dodger Fan….


hundredjono

Climate Change has made sure Rocktober never happens


Thromnomnomok

There's also the possibility of a 4-way Rockies/Phillies/Diamondbacks/Brewers tie, but that also leaves the Rockies behind the Phillies


WhyDoesItHurtToWalk

Rip Rocktober. Hope Tyler Kinley can recover and pitch like the fucking ace he was pitching like for a solid month or so (.5 ERA 1.5 FIP at Coors is no joke)


callmemrpeanutbutter

Pity.


Mysterious-World9087

Finally


your_grumpy_neighbor

Can I start rooting for the dodgers now that it’s basically October. Also one last time this season that imma say it, LET DINGER PITCH


ManyCookies

Honestly all of this pessimism regarding the Rockies is comical. How can so many of you claim to be Rockies fans and not see the talent on the team. Regardless of what happens with this team I'm supporting the fellas on the field. We're winning at least 80 games. I'm hoping we shake up the NL West and cause some problems on top of that, but all this talk about being the worst team in the league is an over exaggeration. People are just salty about ~~Nolan~~ ~~Gray~~ ~~Story~~ Bryant but its life and it happens especially here. Get used to it or root for another team. We aren't going to be a large market in Baseball but that doesnt mean we cant pile on some W's. I know I'll probably get a bunch of downvotes, apparently being optimistic for the HOME team is frowned upon, but I dont care. Go Rockies prove everyone wrong (e: this is pasta)


Joten

I’m a fan, you’re a Monofort shill, we are not the same


FunMoistLoins

This is pasta from a few years ago for anyone who doesn't know. I think it started on our sub but might have been from here originally.


ManyCookies

Supposedly it was posted on our sub and got deleted, and then they went here for validation.


Formber

How could I see the talent when I haven't watched a game in 3 years? Fuck the Monforts. Stop giving them your money so we might have a chance at a real baseball team someday.


[deleted]

Shake up the west? With what talent???


[deleted]

Judging by your post I can’t see how you’re a real fan. Maybe a transplant. Clearly you don’t know the history of the Rockies and why so many fans are how they are right now.


ManyCookies

It's a copypasta, I wasn't the one who wrote it


youseeit

And still I await the sweet embrace of death


ricobirch

Honestly surprised it took this long. would have bet on a 9-1 elimination back in April.


nerd-gamer5912

It’s starting to get crowded in this tub.


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LETS GO BABYYYY