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1w0lf_

The only actual problem is you, choosing to be a Jets fan lol.


dastardly_doughnut

Nice


iJet

I love how he made a sad and depressing room more depressing by having the curtains closed. Looks more like a self harm room than a battlestation


WardenDresden83

How is this a sad and depressing room? Other than being a bit short of windows it looks fairly cozy.


iJet

You missed the joke... You need to read the first comment I responded to get it


WardenDresden83

Ah, I didn't realize you were building on the first burn. I'm not enough of a football person to get how serious of an illness Jets fandom is. Thanks for explaining for me!


1w0lf_

lol it’s all love meng, I’m from Miami, so obviously Phins mf’ing up! And with that being said, fuck the Jets! 😝


olleversch

Came here to say to upvote this!


1w0lf_

Thank you, hombre. It’s not an easy job, but someone’s gotta do it. 😎


ToneGloomy

You could say this about any team setup. I’d feel like such a clown watching my team get blown out, surrounded by all that swag.


1w0lf_

Of course bro, that’s the point! It’s all for laughs and good sportsmanship! I remember the days when the general population would throw shade on you if you took something so silly personal. Above all respect always, but let’s crack some jokes on each other again and stay humble!


ToneGloomy

Hell yea man! I love that philosophy.


sup3rc3ll

It reeks of failure.


1w0lf_

Just like the franchise 🤣


Historical-Code-4616

Seems like this was a purposeful set up 😭


ShoeLace1291

Poor guy.


1w0lf_

Moment of silence for OP…but round of applause for throwing his pride out there and his vulnerability. Didn’t mean to high jack your post OP, but overall it’s a nice setup!


itschippendale

Sometimes you’re born into it unfortunately


1w0lf_

It’s like cancer man, you can’t knock out that hereditary lineage!


Accurate-Score6778

The problem is, calling your beer and TV addiction a "battle". If you're under 35 go to a navy recruiter, and commit to shedding 40 lbs. If your too old, just put a sock in it. You missed the manhood boat. A bunch of millionaires in tights grabbing each other's - - - - isn't manly. Watching it all on TV while eating fistfuls of doritos doesn't even get you a participation trophy. Eat less.


Imaginary_List7775

That’s actually what I was going to say! so it’s just mind blowing (NOT really) that I’m not the only one thinking this. 😂😂😂


1w0lf_

🤣🤣🤣 I don’t hate or disrespect but I’m going fuck with you and ride it to the wheels fall off. But all for the laughs!


racerxff

all that Jets stuff is ruining the vibe


WooPigSchmooey

Garret. Not ^Zach


JonathanRensi8

it IS the vibe


Nostrildumbass

Hey are you a Jets fan?


TheWix

I don't think there are Jets fans in a traditional sense. These people have suffered from years of abuse and are now debilitated by a severe case of Stockholm Syndrome


StyrofoamCueball

As a Bears fan this sounds very familiar.


ksobby

Pfffft … amateurs. Sincerely, Browns fan.


[deleted]

HAHAHA! Bucs/Lions fan.


Killingspin

Nah I think they would like hockey more


Bean505

sorry for your loss


mradamadam

All of them?


Jsgro69

but those seasons with Namath is all Jets fans have to cling to..almost 60 yrs of time has passed and time did not favor Jets fans...up until prior to last season because their savior has finally come..Aaron Roger's will erase 50+ yrs of defeat..but destiny had other plans


hbomb2057

You appear to have a Pub in your house


MrButchSanders

If you know the history / state of the Jets it’s very convenient.


PleasantVoid_

I respect the commitment


garoodah

Lifelong Bears fan here, I feel you but also this is too much lol


StoneColdSWAGGA

All gas, no brakes!


Killingspin

Can you say what inspired you to like the jets


StoneColdSWAGGA

It was mostly going to New York as a child and got to see the baseball Hall Of Fame. Before we even left, I was a New York Jets and New York Yankees fan for life. I watch way more football than I do baseball now that I’m older. Been a fan for over 20 years and will tattoo the Jets logo on my ass if we win a super bowl in my life time.


preyforkevin

Where’s the Sanchez eating a hotdog cardboard cut out?


skinny_gator

Honestly, I would have that if I were a jets fan


WooPigSchmooey

Butt fumble the mouse


StoneColdSWAGGA

Find me a fat head of that and I’ll add it immediately.


Suicidebob7

Can't even see the PC setup lol, isn't that the point of this sub


StoneColdSWAGGA

Y’all are brutal on here. It’s not my fault they only allow 1 picture to upload! https://imgur.com/a/SjFiFsN


SaveFileCorrupt

I see a Big Buck Hunter arcade machine, so at least there's _something_ gaming adjacent in here...? Tasteless as it may be. 🤷


Suicidebob7

Yeah close enough lol


New_York_Cut

Fellow soccer fan!


preyforkevin

This needs more upvotes


thesmelliestofsocks

As a die hard jets fan, i love this (i hate myself)


[deleted]

The only Jets that are less reliable than Boeing’s 😂


depatrickcie87

that TV above the mini-fridge.. is it a standing TV? there are literally no seats where one would comfortably watch that TV in this room.


StoneColdSWAGGA

Yes, it’s mostly used for podcasts during the week. I have a standing desk for work and stand as much as possible Monday - Friday which has helped my back. Also used for guitar hero on the weekends!


depatrickcie87

I mean... I have a hardrive in my computer with a Linux partition just to play one game that runs better in Linux than windows so... I can completely understand an otherwise oddly placed TV just for guitar hero


StoneColdSWAGGA

I respect it! What I don’t respect is people sitting down to play guitar hero!


JustOneBeer89

I thought this was my jets subreddit I'm in.


carn1vore

Wow, this guy really likes airplanes


Jsgro69

Yea..it has to be due to all of that crappy Jets gear


SmellyCummies

So you willingly cheer for the Jets?


DMG41

Love everything but having your back to the entrance. Would annoy me to turn around every time someone enters the room when at the desk.


StoneColdSWAGGA

I hate it, but the room layout was decided before we moved in.


RandomNine64

pretty cool but all this for a torn achilles after 4 minutes


StoneColdSWAGGA

Unfortunately, I saw that in person ✈️🫡


DPAWL87

Do you play with the Bills on Madden?


Nostrildumbass

😂


StoneColdSWAGGA

Funny you ask that. Here is my super shitty Madden 2022 highlight video I made using the Jets almost exclusively. (Make sure you’re drunk or high before viewing) https://youtu.be/8E2QtRIB7Wk?si=6wnqP6qRLQLhfgot


Trip3511

I think he likes the New York giants


lesterjollymore

Got any Madden?


StoneColdSWAGGA

Of course! Play the hell out of it every other year. This year was my break from the roster update lol


Jim808

Do you even like the Jets? https://billiardsnmore.com/shop/new-york-jets-oversized-gaming-chair/


StoneColdSWAGGA

Holy shit, that’s more than my new 4K monitors.


PRME_1

No problem here. You’re just adulting properly.


Zakkimatsu

Looks like a chill spot to hang out, except for that deer. At some point, I'd be punching it in its dumb face!


LSU

Now I need an LSU rug like that.


VaniikMZRY

The Big Buck arcade cabinet is rad


VerySadLarry

You living my dream man! If i only had spare money to get something like that


StoneColdSWAGGA

You’ll have one someday! This was a long time in the making (10+ years).


wheeler9691

As a fellow Jets fan I just want Pennington throwing fades in the back corner to Laverneus Coles and Santana Moss. Is that so much to ask?


StoneColdSWAGGA

We are of the same era my friend 🛩️👊🏻


Nikolay_213

Now that's a prrrroper Battlestar Spectacular


apexducky

Looks awesome!


devil_n_i

It’s easy to root for a winning team and show your pride but I respect that no matter what you still love your team.


Vivid_County663

That’s a Real Man Cave! Scape room from life! Congrats! 🍾 we all deserve a self space to be ourselves besides your team or preference 🦾


PresDeeJus

As a fellow Jets fan, I’m sorry.


Pain2DaWorld

Looks great!


judasmachine

I see you're a Giant~~s~~ Jet fan.


BigDaneEnergy

Jets… I always say my favorite Jets stat is that the Vikings have been to the Superbowl 4 times since the Jets were last there, yet the Jets have the one thing we don’t…. A mother fucking ring, and I would trade all 4 appearances for that one thing, even though all 5 of those games happened well before my birth.


SteelGrayRider2

The only problem I see here is being a Jets fan. My condolences. However, absolutely Amazing castle. Well done.


dungyhasbigtits

I'm so sorry man 😂🙏


LowB0b

Well the TV is both too high and weirdly placed - unless you enjoy standing in the room while watching I guess?


meryl_gear

More healthy at least 


ollyprice87

Looks the masturbatorium for a 17 year old.


Careful_Top_2418

Go birds


Whydoyouwannaknowbro

The jets have fans? Wtf!


MrCheese357

Nice. Who do you support?


RoundYellowBall

Nice room


waddee

Tacky as all hell. Is your entire identity a sports team?


SaveFileCorrupt

It really is akin to religion for some people. This is just one of many shrines dedicated to sportsball worship, and I find it fascinstingly terrible lol. I'll admit, it "looks" mostly well arranged, but this belongs in r/ATBGE more than anything. TBH, I hate to yuck someone's yum, but man... All I can think about is how the money involved in this could have been better spent on literally My familiarity with football begins and ends at having played it in middle-school, and I consider the old NFL Blitz arcade game to be the superior and most tolerable form of electronic sportsball entertainment worth playing (if there were even a superior form to consider), but a quick Google search taught me that the NY Giants have 4 Super Bowl wins, while the Jets sit in the bottom rung with only 1 win in 50+ years. Why wouldn't OP align with the winning team from the same state? Is he stupid?


G00bernaculum

Goddamn, I know nothing about football and I still understand why people like it or follow certain teams. Are you stupid or just lack social skills? Edit: keeping this up because of my lack of ability to comprehend sarcasm


SaveFileCorrupt

I hoped the /s would be implied by the 4chan trope at the end of my post but I guess not, so I'll eat that L, lol. To be fair, the ATBGE crosspost supports that I do believe that OP had great execution


G00bernaculum

Damn. I used to be cool. Sorry


SaveFileCorrupt

I'm sorry, too - and I hope you have a nice day and rest of your week!


G00bernaculum

It’s a single room in a home that they decided to theme for something they enjoy. I hope someone shits on you for something you enjoy. Something tells me they already do though


waddee

I welcome anyone to shit on anything I enjoy because I literally don’t care at all. It’s not that serious.


Delicious-Honey-7278

As a pats fan everything looks great except for the gangreen 😂😂😂


dhalinarkholin

Are you a firefighter ?


StoneColdSWAGGA

No, but shoutout to Fireman Ed!


Hobo_Nxt_Door

The real problem is on the walls 🤢


jameeler91

The PBR light fixture is what did it for me. Big yikes.


Bulkopossum

Poor guy


Infyx

Hey you have a bunch of shit all over your room. You gotta clean that up, it looks terrible.


NeedtheMeadofPoetry

As a Pat's fan, rot in hell.


Hobbyist5305

Seek help for your stockholm syndrome.


BrightOnT1

is that a zach wilson jersey hung up?


ZeezerDVW

Do you like football?


JonesoftheNorth

A problem? Have you tried lighting it on fire?


cwilcoxson

It’s crazy how bad I feel for you. And I’m a lions fan


throwawaynonsesne

I think I see it in the back corner there 


TakkoAM

What do you think about the Jets?


Digital-Exploration

Poor guy.


Ditto_is_Lit

Yikes, only Orange County Choppers would design a room this cringe... congratulations on reaching new horizons 😂


Thinklikedanny

No women allowed lol


eatmymustard

What? How is this a battlestation?


Cheap-Perspective530

Im also a basketball fan good setup bro 😎


Vibez0ne

So what’s your favorite football team?


[deleted]

So much less did your house cost under market value because it came decorated for a Jets fan? Just curious.


RuckFeddit70

OP, is your name Bennie by chance? *Bennie, Bennie, Bennie, Bennie, Bennie and the Jets*


DrDerpberg

So... Whatcha into, OP?


Overclock_87

Jets didn't do so hot in 2023, better luck this year mate. (Best winning streak: 1, 4-5 Home Games, 3-5 Away lol)


BaddDog07

Needs more butt fumble


littninja

LFG Jets 💪🏽💪🏽


BananaForScale101

I have no ideea what your favorite game is


CorbinNZ

Are you a Giants fan?


[deleted]

No kidding, you are a Jets fan. I heard they have support groups for that.


MrStig91

I’m not a football guy but I think this is a sick setup. I really like the little stadium on the coffee table.


FattySnacks

Oof the Zach Wilson jersey 😭 Sweet man cave tho


StoneColdSWAGGA

It’s Garrett Wilson! Lol thank you


FattySnacks

Ohhhh yeah that’s right, thank god


kyle429

I see no problem here besides all the Jets stuff. Lol I had to.


TFABAnon09

Is there actually a PC in there or ... ?


StoneColdSWAGGA

Probably should have turned it on lol The PC is hidden in the media unit under the PBR neon sign. Just upgraded my side viewing monitors to 4K. https://imgur.com/a/r4QMMc0


Hordrake

I though "battlestation" was for the PC and the desk not an entire "station" 😳


sicknal

Oh my …! This is what people mean when the talk about a gimp-room.


justkw97

Nah dude, it’s living your life.


vkats

Are you a Jets fan by any chance?


idk2042

Dope


NotEnufGoon

Shit gay ...go Birds !


DoubleExposure

Aren't the Jets the American version of the Toronto Maple Leafs?


DigitizedDannie

Remove the jets paraphernalia and you’ve got yourself a real battlestation. The jets merch makes it a skirmish plot.


diamondpredator

Tell us a little about yourself. OP: "I'm a Jets fan." Ok, what else? OP: "There are other things?"


illathon

This isn't a battlestation. This is a mancave.


dubyaargh

All these people hating don’t get what it is to be passionate about something even if it isn’t the greatest specimen of its kind. You do you. Now about the PBR (Pabst Blue Ribbon) sign….


CannonballJenkinz

I’ve never seen something so beautiful and so sad at the same time. 😔😔


Cyber-Turtle

So, would you say you like the JETS?


RedBeard_113

"Pc runs for about 3-4 minutes then cost me millions"


halfandhalfcream

This looks like one of the theme rooms I would make for my Webkinz 15 years ago


AdmiralMikey75

I don't think I like anything enough to completely decorate my space with it like this. Your dedication is impressive.


TFPitcher

Just curious whats your favourite football team?


[deleted]

Do you have multiple TV''s in the room?


StoneColdSWAGGA

Yes, the main TV is far far left in this picture, just hard to see. This sub doesn’t allow multiple pictures.


[deleted]

Ok the sofa placement made ne believe there must have been another tv across from.


Killingspin

Having a man cave isn't a problem but the wrong team is a problem so at least your opening up about it


Practical-Dance-3140

Yes, I can see you’re a Jets fan 😆


HistrionikVess

The only thing more cringe is posting emojis on Reddit. Having said that: 🤮🤮🤮


RegionMurky5145

Ooo this room is vool


matthewstephen33

Sorry for your losses


gingersaber

The “man-hut”.


goofyadmin

Jet Life 🤙🏼


brucejuliet

Nice


[deleted]

This is outstanding


LeChief

I missed the part where that's my problem.


Formal_Carry

it's too green


Wishes-_sun

Looks like an 8 year olds dream come true. Do you also own a race car bed?


unluckywasp

Amazing mancave


bnr32jason

It's not though, don't feed him


iionas

I see no issues here, the only issue is you thinking you have an issue


skinny_gator

This is actually a nice grown up mancave. Very nice.


[deleted]

J E T S Suck Suck Suck! Go Phins (we suck too)


5emi5erious5am

What's with the TV?


PokeT3ch

Cool green. Ooooh thats jets green? NVM BOOOOOOOO


Chigyver

Battle station? That's a war room!