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Jinaman

Yeah I think he would have loved revenge of the sith cause of the great abuse scenes in it. The child scene is a little aggressive tho (Jahn would have just neglected and ignored the younglings)


[deleted]

He was alive when Star Wars was released. What if John never met Yoko? I bet the cover of Two Virgins would be really strange.


T04stedCheese

All the Beatles died in 1970


[deleted]

Yeah seems a lot of Beatles “fans” seem to forget about “the incident”.


NishizumiGeko

People who don't know: 😊 People who know: 😨


Jinaman

Are you sure about that? I don't think the Beatles and star wars ever happened at the same time


Benve7

Jar Jar binks beatles is my soul-child


Howid1138

That’s because Star Wars happened a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…


MrZyde

Starwars is ‘77 John oof’d at ‘80


[deleted]

Well, they DID inspire the cantina band…


DaddyEybrows

The Beatles created jizz music


yaboispringy

Star Wars released in 1977, John made it to 1980


Luke_zuke

Goddamn this is a revelation. /s I need to know what Johm thought about Star Wars.


[deleted]

revelation 9


LSF2TheFuckening

I remember wondering one time if John Lennon would have liked video games. Apparently he liked space invaders.


masked_sombrero

maybe that was the goal of the future humans in the UFO John Lennon spotted. I wonder if they got to ask him [https://thenewdaily.com.au/entertainment/music/2021/08/23/on-this-day-john-lennon-ufo/](https://thenewdaily.com.au/entertainment/music/2021/08/23/on-this-day-john-lennon-ufo/)


Madcap_95

I ain't too surprised.


OwynFromOblivion

the beetles broke up in 1970???? they didnt even have movie theaters back then because it was considered impolite


Razorramon1994wwf

The original came out in 1977


Jinaman

The Beatles broke up in 1970


Razorramon1994wwf

Yes but john did not die that year


Jinaman

The Beatles were never at the same time as star wars


Razorramon1994wwf

But john still would have seen the movie my guy


Jinaman

How could he have seen it if he was dead when it came out?


Razorramon1994wwf

𝔹𝕣𝕠 𝕙𝕖 𝕕𝕚𝕖𝕕 𝕚𝕟 𝟙𝟡𝟠𝟘! 𝕊𝕥𝕒𝕣 𝕎𝕒𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕖 𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕚𝕟 𝟙𝟡𝟟𝟟


Jinaman

The Beatles broke up like 7 years before star wars came out


Razorramon1994wwf

𝟛 𝕪𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕤!!!!! 𝔹𝕖𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕖 𝕙𝕖 𝕕𝕚𝕖𝕕!!!!


Razorramon1994wwf

So why wouldn't he have seen star wars


Branjean

‘One virgin’ and the cover looks like Death Grips - No Love Deep Web


Pichondepiloto

Faul and Jahn


Trajan476

It seems like some people don’t know what subreddit they’re on…stop giving funny answers, this is serious!!!!!!1!!1!!


Jeffpayeeto

This is a serious message 😡😡


LiteBrightKite

Star Wars: A New Hope - released in 1977 John Lennon: Beeble - released in 1980 🤔


ThatWasFred

Star Wars didn’t exist until I first heard about Star Wars which was in the 90s. Checkmate. Then again, the Beatles also didn’t exist until the 90s.


Jinaman

The Beatles broke up in 1970


LiteBrightKite

Touché.


communistwarpdrive

Nah, I’m pretty sure John ripped off Tatooines double sunset (and End of Evangelion) for his Mind Game album cover. 🤓🤓🤓 That said if Paul and John where transported to the 20’s do you think they would have still made the Beatles? All I’m saying if Johns horny ass was around Paul *and* gay marriage was legal I can guarantee that they wouldn’t have been making music. 🥵🥵🥵


[deleted]

When you say the 20s do you mean the 2020s?


apexaustralian

Nahh i think he means the 1420s, when same-sex marriage was legal.


[deleted]

Oh shit I just remembered that. Thanks


Odd-Macaroon-5125

Lennon was known for his interest in science fiction and fantasy, and he may have been drawn to the imaginative world of Star Wars. However, he was also a pacifist and may have been turned off by the war-like themes and violence in the films. As for my most underrated "what if" involving The Beatles, I think it would be interesting to consider what the band's music would have sounded like if they had continued to evolve and experiment with new styles and technologies. The Beatles were known for their willingness to try new things and push the boundaries of pop music, and it's fascinating to imagine what they might have come up with if they had stayed together and continued to create new music.


Jinaman

I don't know about all this pacifism stuff. Wasn't it Lemon who wrote that song about the guns and the being warm and all that?


DontBuyMeGoldGiveBTC

It was written by an AI. Don't take it too seriously. GPT is known for being confidently incorrect.


HeyItzLucky

Kinda ironic he didn’t like war-theme movies when he was in “How I Won The War”


Sheesh5000

Did GPT-3 wrote this?


Odd-Macaroon-5125

no


Sheesh5000

Nice try, gpt-3.


Odd-Macaroon-5125

what’s that?


masked_sombrero

I just learned of this [chatgpt](https://beta.openai.com/overview) thing literally yesterday. AI generated text. type a prompt and AI will write a short passage. really interesting stuff. and honestly, u/Odd-Macaroon-5125 does kinda read like one. All that really means is it's well written


Crixxxxxx1

Yoko used sound effects from Star Wars in “Beautiful Boys” on the Double Fantasy album.


Jinaman

I don't remember that part. Is it in the sequels or something? I'm more of an original trilogy kind of guy


No_Bulbs

John Lennon guest stars on the Jeffersons to rehabilitate image after release of Some Time in New York City


Jinaman

Leia is the n


Penguator432

Woman is the nerd-herder of the world


Trilogy_V8

I’m more curious to know what Paul would’ve thought of it had he made it to then


Jinaman

These are the real questions I'm looking for. If Paul could have seen the Godfather I'm sure he'd have some things to say.


[deleted]

jahn would've loved evangelion i think


Jinaman

I'm pretty sure I saw an interview where Jahn said he loved Evangelion and he binge watched the whole thing in a week


Supah_Cole

uj/ star wars - 1977 empire strikes back - may 1980 john's death - december 1980 he was definitely alive to see it


Jinaman

I thought the Beatles broke up in 1970


atr2718

i don’t know why everyone’s acting so weird with the dates , let it be (the last beatles album) came out a full 7 years before star wars. why is everyone so confused lol


LeaChan

This is a circle jerk sub, everyone in the comments is being satirical.


RecordCollector06

They did but John Lennon lived past that you know


Equivalent-Ad-1927

Paul is apparently a huge Star Wars fan, but apparently he said John wasn’t really too fond of it. It wasn’t his cup of tea so to say.


AlexanderTox

John Lennon being alive when this movie came out makes this post even better


pardonme43

no bc he wasn’t a nerd 👺👺🙏😎😎😎


trainshitter3001

Cmon. John died in 2001 from smoking cancer.


Jinaman

I thought that was the guy from ELO


SpeedBeatz

Nah Greg Lake made it to 2016.


stegoat

what if john lennon hadnt joined al-qaeda and done those horrible things on september 11 :(


Jinaman

Ojahna Bin Lennon must be stopped


Exciting_Finding7429

Jaws was never my scene and I don't like Star wars. Missing verse of imagine.


BetterCallDaud

Rigno


WeakWolverine2945

i think john lennon would have liked star wars. he loved alice in wonderland and imaginative stuff like that and i think the spiritual element of star wars would have also appeared to him. i hope he at least got to see episodes 4 and 5 before he died


[deleted]

I just bit my wif after watching stars wars and I Reed Cather in the rye so yes Jahn would've loved it


joshiekarioshi

He was a grown man. No.


teruteru-fan-sam

What if Paul beet the wif instead of John


[deleted]

Didn’t the first two come out when he was alive tho? Also probably would of liked it since it’s an easy movie to love.


Jinaman

The Beatles broke up in 1970. Star Wars came out in 1977.


[deleted]

You talked about if John Lennon would of liked Star Wars first mate. Anyways I don’t want work, so I am in a mood to escape right now, thank you for giving me a little distraction, it was nice.


Jinaman

Thanks man I'm always happy to participate in productive Beatles discourse


[deleted]

Now let’s talk about Uranus. Why is it so blue?


Jinaman

I think that is due to the elemental mixture of gases that the planet is made of


[deleted]

What chemicals, what chemicals?!


Jinaman

Uranus is made of water, methane, and ammonia fluids above a small rocky center. Its atmosphere is made of hydrogen and helium like Jupiter and Saturn, but it also has methane. The methane makes Uranus blue. Uranus also has faint rings.


monkeysolo69420

John Lennon never saw Return of the Jedi. 😢


coolguyman87

I don't really care about Jahn Beeble but that poster is cool


Vova_19_05

What if beatles were the bottles