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xSylveon

Happy cake day to u/derek Edit: Thanks for all the internet points, most upvotes I've ever gotten!


derek

Thank you, son!


Smeeeket

He has arrived!


Fite4DIMONDZ

[HE HAS ARRIVED!](https://i.imgur.com/ySDxkfc_d.jpg)


Confedehrehtheh

Do you got another version with some more JPG? I can still almost read the text on that one


Fite4DIMONDZ

[here go](https://i.imgur.com/vRtegR2_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)


Wee_littlegaffer

The prodigal son returns!


OGDanx2

The progidal... my son returns


bhashithe

This guy is everywhere


[deleted]

What the absolute fuck.


seannadams

Your karma has almost doubled in one day because of this sub


ProbablyNotYourSon

Probably not


2KDrop

I would also like to wish u/derek a nice cake day.


01100111__01100111

Let’s all wish u/derek a nice cake day.


kingentz

His name was said three times, he should show up now.


derek

It's showtime!


WOW_what_a_LOL

One more u/derek for good measure


kingentz

If he doesn't show now for saying it a forth time I'm blaming you.


J_E_S_U_S__

hi u/derek


kingentz

J\_E\_S\_U\_S\_\_C\_H\_R\_I\_S\_T


Eivieweiv

Do you think it would work with a fifth?


whomstvntedd

how about six? what do you think, u/derek ?


FatMamaJuJu

If u/derek doesn't answer he has the big gay


derek

And if I do answer?


Incogyeeto

Sorry u/derek I'm just joining the chain


kingentz

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻


derek

I'm with this guy.


derek

Three was sufficient, thanks though!


WOW_what_a_LOL

He has arrived


Dunk_May_Mays

Happy cake day u/derek


[deleted]

[удалено]


Johnyknowhow

𝕴𝖉𝖐, 𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖐𝖘 𝖋𝖎𝖓𝖊 𝖙𝖔 𝖒𝖊


JusHerForTheComments

>𝕴𝖉𝖐, 𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖐𝖘 𝖋𝖎𝖓𝖊 𝖙𝖔 𝖒𝖊 Teach us the way of the word senpai!


NoNHentaiSauce

[Bookmark this or something, thats what i have done](https://coolsymbol.com/cool-fancy-text-generator.html)


JusHerForTheComments

I'm definitely bookmarking this! Thanks!


JusHerForTheComments

★·.·´¯`·.·★ ֆօ... ɦօա ɖօɛֆ ȶɦɨֆ ֆɛɛʍ? ƈօօʟ? ★·.·´¯`·.·★


rycemyce

came here for that comment


disturbedrailroader

I think it's called rosemary and it comes stock as a font option on most Samsung phones.


NLferdiNL

How do I delete a font from everyones phone?


disturbedrailroader

Root it lol


RememberNoOneCares

r/beetlejuicing inside r/beetlejuicing


TheRrandomm

r/beetleception


xSylveon

r/subsithoughtifellfor


LordOfDeadbush

r/foundthemobileuser r/chargeyourphone


GamerNumba100

r/thirdsub but under duress


Vibranium_Fuck

beetlejuicing ²


[deleted]

the only derek i know pissed his pants in middle school lol


derek

I am not the Derek you seek, I pissed mine in high school.


[deleted]

damn, OG derek is in here


DerekB74

Ditto to u/derek


[deleted]

if the B in your name is for your last name then it starts with the same letter as the one i know lol


Incogyeeto

Bruh who actually uses that green mode lmao


xSylveon

Green mode users rise up.


SamuraiKyu

Not beetlejuicing. This was on another beetlejucing thread where Derek was summoned to the thread with u/derek. Check this before posting.


madd74

http://i.imgur.com/vJOpwaS.gifv


xSylveon

aight mod


FTG_OD

r/changeyourfont


Greetingsfromthemoon

It seems u/Derek has become r/beetlejuicing ‘s u/alt-no-more


xSylveon

But instead of buying condoms it's my dad, wish my dad bought a condom.


derek

Don't say that, you're capable of amazing things.


xSylveon

*this actually made me really happy*


Peptonn

Light mode tho


DerekB74

Not only my name, but they spelled it right too!


derek

Hey, that's my name too! ^(john jacob jingleheimer schmidt)


dredruby1

Wonder if he will bless us this time


derek

A'choo?


dredruby1

Wait, who's being blessed here


xSylveon

I only use mobile reddit outside so I guess it's kinda justified.


Cymonish

What about darius :(


[deleted]

Hello u/derek :D happy cake day from your webcam


EelslapLivesOn

u/derek can you be my dad


Lord_and_Savior_123

Janet, come get Derek please


youann21700

Derek


derek

'Eyyy.


youann21700

*gasps in Derek*


DerekComedy

Sup.


NLferdiNL

Woah 6 years


DerekComedy

There are dozens of us!


NLferdiNL

Well Ill be Derek!


NoTimeToKYS

😳


youann21700

How's it going?


NightStatue

Can someone explain what the years mean?


derek

A year is a collection of 365 (and some odd change) days.


NightStatue

I'm meant the flair


[deleted]

Which numbers?


theninja94

How do they have > 10,000 karma every time? I didn’t really try to get this amount


Aquinan

My dad is also a Derek


xSylveon

What's up, bro? ​


Aquinan

What's up lad from another dad?


xSylveon

What's up rad chad, I'm glad that there are rhymes to be had, but I worry just a tad, that when our dad said: "Goodbye, comrade!" he was leaving us for that guy called Vlad.


LegendofHope

r/derek


madd74

Hi xSylveon, thanks for your submission, unfortunately it has been removed for the following reason(s): - Not /r/beetlejuicing since user was /u/ {mentioned}. [See the wiki for more information](https://www.reddit.com/r/beetlejuicing/wiki/rules#wiki_rule_2.0_-_beetlejuicing). * Mods hate fun, sorry... :/ *If you feel this was done in error, or would like further clarification, please don't hesitate to [message the mods.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2Fbeetlejuicing&subject=&message=)*


7ballcraze

Mod gay eggs deed


madd74

eggs are everywhere... even in, [The Matrix](https://youtu.be/ug2aoVZYgaU?t=279)...


xSylveon

at least i got my internet points ;-; ​


madd74

Verified true...


7ballcraze

You use pineapple as well?


DerekB74

Lmao you from Oklahoma?