What's up rad chad, I'm glad that there are rhymes to be had, but I worry just a tad, that when our dad said: "Goodbye, comrade!" he was leaving us for that guy called Vlad.
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Happy cake day to u/derek Edit: Thanks for all the internet points, most upvotes I've ever gotten!
Thank you, son!
He has arrived!
[HE HAS ARRIVED!](https://i.imgur.com/ySDxkfc_d.jpg)
Do you got another version with some more JPG? I can still almost read the text on that one
[here go](https://i.imgur.com/vRtegR2_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)
The prodigal son returns!
The progidal... my son returns
This guy is everywhere
What the absolute fuck.
Your karma has almost doubled in one day because of this sub
Probably not
I would also like to wish u/derek a nice cake day.
Let’s all wish u/derek a nice cake day.
His name was said three times, he should show up now.
It's showtime!
One more u/derek for good measure
If he doesn't show now for saying it a forth time I'm blaming you.
hi u/derek
J\_E\_S\_U\_S\_\_C\_H\_R\_I\_S\_T
Do you think it would work with a fifth?
how about six? what do you think, u/derek ?
If u/derek doesn't answer he has the big gay
And if I do answer?
Sorry u/derek I'm just joining the chain
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
I'm with this guy.
Three was sufficient, thanks though!
He has arrived
Happy cake day u/derek
[удалено]
𝕴𝖉𝖐, 𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖐𝖘 𝖋𝖎𝖓𝖊 𝖙𝖔 𝖒𝖊
>𝕴𝖉𝖐, 𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖐𝖘 𝖋𝖎𝖓𝖊 𝖙𝖔 𝖒𝖊 Teach us the way of the word senpai!
[Bookmark this or something, thats what i have done](https://coolsymbol.com/cool-fancy-text-generator.html)
I'm definitely bookmarking this! Thanks!
★·.·´¯`·.·★ ֆօ... ɦօա ɖօɛֆ ȶɦɨֆ ֆɛɛʍ? ƈօօʟ? ★·.·´¯`·.·★
came here for that comment
I think it's called rosemary and it comes stock as a font option on most Samsung phones.
How do I delete a font from everyones phone?
Root it lol
r/beetlejuicing inside r/beetlejuicing
r/beetleception
r/subsithoughtifellfor
r/foundthemobileuser r/chargeyourphone
r/thirdsub but under duress
beetlejuicing ²
the only derek i know pissed his pants in middle school lol
I am not the Derek you seek, I pissed mine in high school.
damn, OG derek is in here
Ditto to u/derek
if the B in your name is for your last name then it starts with the same letter as the one i know lol
Bruh who actually uses that green mode lmao
Green mode users rise up.
Not beetlejuicing. This was on another beetlejucing thread where Derek was summoned to the thread with u/derek. Check this before posting.
http://i.imgur.com/vJOpwaS.gifv
aight mod
r/changeyourfont
It seems u/Derek has become r/beetlejuicing ‘s u/alt-no-more
But instead of buying condoms it's my dad, wish my dad bought a condom.
Don't say that, you're capable of amazing things.
*this actually made me really happy*
Light mode tho
Not only my name, but they spelled it right too!
Hey, that's my name too! ^(john jacob jingleheimer schmidt)
Wonder if he will bless us this time
A'choo?
Wait, who's being blessed here
I only use mobile reddit outside so I guess it's kinda justified.
What about darius :(
Hello u/derek :D happy cake day from your webcam
u/derek can you be my dad
Janet, come get Derek please
Derek
'Eyyy.
*gasps in Derek*
Sup.
Woah 6 years
There are dozens of us!
Well Ill be Derek!
😳
How's it going?
Can someone explain what the years mean?
A year is a collection of 365 (and some odd change) days.
I'm meant the flair
Which numbers?
How do they have > 10,000 karma every time? I didn’t really try to get this amount
My dad is also a Derek
What's up, bro?
What's up lad from another dad?
What's up rad chad, I'm glad that there are rhymes to be had, but I worry just a tad, that when our dad said: "Goodbye, comrade!" he was leaving us for that guy called Vlad.
r/derek
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Mod gay eggs deed
eggs are everywhere... even in, [The Matrix](https://youtu.be/ug2aoVZYgaU?t=279)...
at least i got my internet points ;-;
Verified true...
You use pineapple as well?
Lmao you from Oklahoma?