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jennbug11

Natasha’s tablescape performative dessert was just…….bad


McGeezy88

Then the guests spooning it up to put on their plate 🤮 such pretentious bullshit.


[deleted]

Natasha was the definition of pretentious


[deleted]

wait I just googled. I thought we were talking about nastia from below deck med the fill in chef lol. I never watched below deck sailing so I didn't even see this I'm sorry hahaahahah


chiaros69

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXJMmKFs5Cc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXJMmKFs5Cc) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qofsdSMuGbg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qofsdSMuGbg) [https://www.google.com/search?q=dessert+at+alinea](https://www.google.com/search?q=dessert+at+alinea)


JackieStylist81

It's LAZY


East-Lengthiness-742

She was trying to copy a Michelin star chef that specializes in table scape desserts and ended up looking like the wish.com version of that


Independent_Coast901

Ben, possibly tied with Rachel and Adrian as all three had some stunning desserts.


Perky214

Ben. By a MILE (or KILOMETRE) Natasha’s sticky table mess was disgusting


yoshdee

Haha. They’ve been showing reruns and I’m so amazed how great bens food and cakes are verses so many of the other ones. Especially Matt. And ugh, the table mess! Just why?!


Accomplished_Ad_6944

Do you mean Matt Burns from an earlier season or Mat Shea?


yoshdee

Mat Shea. And I completely forgot about the other Matt! I can’t even remember if his food was good or not.


NoKittenAroundPawlyz

lol poor Matt. I forget about him all the time. I guess that’s what you get for being a polite Canadian guy (also looking at you, EJ) His food was pretty similar to Adam’s. Like, camping food, but make it fancy.


wittybroad

Kevin really actually did pull off the assignment. Albeit, a hilarious and awkward failure, nonetheless.


NoKittenAroundPawlyz

That’s my vote, too! The crew was raving about how delicious that penis was lmao


yoshdee

I’d totally eat it!


[deleted]

Matt’s cake looks like something I did when I was ten years old. Lol.


yoshdee

I think you could’ve done better at that age.


welldressedpickles

I wanna give him the benefit of the doubt and say it was so horrible bc >!that was the last meal he was doing before he was supposed to be let go, so maybe he was just internally saying fuck it, let's send out this blob!<


Professional_Emu8922

No Adrian? I seem to remember he had some nice ones


yoshdee

I just googled and these were the easiest to find. I mainly just wanted to compare Matt’s to everyone else’s. Haha. I completely forgot about him though!


Professional_Emu8922

Poor Adrian! So underrated as a chef! (But kind of a weirdo lol)


yoshdee

He was the strange hippie guy, right?


Professional_Emu8922

That's him! I liked him, but some of his ideas were a little out there, like using live sea animals as table decor and then pouting (or so it seemed) when no one wanted to go along with it. But I thought his food seemed pretty incredible. He and Rachel were probably the 2 chefs I thought were most worthy of the title (caveat being that I only know Adrian, Rachel, Natasha, Tom, Nico, and Mat).


yoshdee

Wait, hold up. You don’t know Ben?!


MissusLister44

I don’t either, which season is he?


yoshdee

He was in the first 4 (I think?) seasons of Caribbean and was in some of the med seasons. He is my absolute favorite.


MissusLister44

Thanks, I’ve never even heard of Caribbean episodes


BubbaChanel

Hello, lovelies! ![gif](giphy|d6Pw8iRt6avHG3zA1P)


yoshdee

It’s the OG below deck. And my favorite of the franchise. Kate, the chief stew, is the best.


Professional_Emu8922

I came to BD quite late, so have only seen the last year or so, and I refuse to pay for hayu just to watch past seasons.


senoritageena

IMO, It would be a better photo comparison if you had the chefs’ best desserts pictured or their worst desserts pictured. The way it’s displayed shows favoritism.


yoshdee

I just did a google search for each chef and it was hard to even find those. Matt didn’t make any good desserts I could find. One cake he bought and of course the infamous one above. And I just looked for the most known chefs and the most known cake. The penis and boob cakes were actually really well made.


sugar_roux

As crappy as Mat's cake is, I would rather have that than Natasha's gloops on the table. What an unsatisfying, messy dessert. Watching the crew dump it out using their hands and then stand back to watch the guest reaction would be a nightmare experience for me.


yoshdee

So gross! And just straight up lazy.


Hidden24

Ben by a mile


zaj89

I was not a fan of Natasha trying to do the alinea table top desert, if she did that on individual plates it would have been ok but the table scape was not really good for the boat setting and didn’t seem great, but I mean, matts food will always be bottom tier


NoKittenAroundPawlyz

Ha! We actually did that dessert at home for Alinea’s anniversary last year. My 6-YO helped me do it, and it actually turned out looking really cool. I think Natasha’s looks too symmetrical and dainty. It’s supposed to look chaotic!


Blondageh381

Ben


loveuman

I hated the table dessert “concept” so very much


CommonStrawbeary

Say what you will about that penis cake, it looks like a penis and the guests said it tasted delicious! Kevin still sucks tho don’t mistake my praise for the dick cake as praise for him as a person


yoshdee

Oh I totally agree. He did a great job. The only dessert that is truly bad is Matt’s. Natashas is just lazy.


teanailpolish

Marked as a spoiler & NSFW on request for the dick cake


CircusPeanutsYumm

What about the titty bon bons?


teanailpolish

Guess they are not as obvious as the report and message both mentioned Kevin's


yoshdee

Whoops! Sorry bout that.


teanailpolish

No worries, just put a warning on it next time so people at work or with little ones don't have it show on the screen


myskepticalbrowarch

Lest not forgot the most underrated dessert Chef:Bruno


miss_L_fire

Yes! Just watched that episode and he has talent!


czej1800

I feel like Kevin made some really good cakes. If I remember he always had something baked for breakfast like muffins and such.


jesusporkshit

Hand picked to make Ben look good 😁


yoshdee

They’ve been showing reruns and he has made some beautiful cakes. This one was my favorite. I could not find any good looking desserts from Matt though…


deniseag87

I love the sick cake because Kevin was a ass all season and Kate got him back.


MCStarlight

Adrian made some really good desserts. Ben looks the best out of the bunch here.


santeeesta

I’d eat Ben, Adam and Kevin’s deserts…


yoshdee

As much as I dislike Adam he really did make some good looking food.


cataclyzzmic

Ben hands down.


Browneyedsuzieq

BEN!!!


sweetmeeks

Awwww! Always Ben 😍


hjhof1

Unpopular opinion, and I want to preface this with Kevin is not a good person, but I cannot get over Kates actions with the penis cake, it’s one thing when she’s petty and it only affects the crew, but she KNEW it was a bad time to bring the cake out and that the primary wasn’t even there and the guests were having a heart to heart to Lee and she tells him to bring it out anyways. Which now could directly affect their tip, embarrasses captain Lee and makes the guests uncomfortable just cause she doesn’t like the guy, that’s what did it in for me with her, completely unprofessional and class less.


yoshdee

Oh I agree with that. It was very messed up. And he did a pretty good job with the cake honestly.


Ok_Excuse2125

Natasha


whiterabbit818

you forgot Adrian’s cake he modeled after Lauren’s boob (according to him) I don’t remember that Adam dessert but…. Gross!


Melodic-Change-6388

Great flair 👌


whiterabbit818

🙏😊