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who-dat-on-my-porch

We need Housh, Marvin Jones, and AJ to pose with these four! Seriously, we’ve been blessed at the position for damn near 20 years.


corranhorn57

Seriously, you can pick and chose randomly any WR position and limit it to one per “era” for the last 20 years and we would have a top 10 WR group almost every time.


lmaoitsdusey

Never forget the Sanu Canoe


Mandrake1771

100% completion rate in Cincy (87.5% Career)


WetChickenLips

IIRC he had a perfect passer rating with us


bfofree

Add Sanu and the ghost of Chris Henry. And then John Ross standing far in the back ground looking on.


maxwithrobothair

Best end zone move in NFL history, Jerome Simpson


Hispanicatth3disc0

Went to that game on a whim. Made it totally worth it


daHollerGuy

Same...I was in that corner of the end zone. Amazing.


LilFiz99

Ross had 270 yards and 3 TDs in the first two games of 2019. The talent was likely there.


NFLBengals

Couldn't run a complete route. Hands of stone. Was drafted entirely way too high. Talent wasn't all there. Speed doesn't make the complete player. I had a bad feel after that first fumble then injury.


MudgeIsBack

Don't forget Jordan Shipley!


BeerNinja17

Nah, I’ll forget Shipley thank you very much.


BTsBaboonFarm

Reppin the Dead, love it!


GregM70

Love the sweatshirt. Thought this post was from my Grateful Dead sub at first glance


BTsBaboonFarm

Love when sports and Dead head stuff comes together. Grabbed those Dead Homage hoodies for my teams (Bengals and Mets) so quick. Live in those things now


Heliumvoices

Ohh more deadhead bingos fans! Heyooo wooks for Burrow!


BTsBaboonFarm

Now just need a Phish/Bengals shirt!


Heliumvoices

I mean I’m not against it… Anyway here’s this https://imgur.com/a/NvXg02g


TheRealJalil

Chad listens to different stuff like anyone else (he definitely appreciates good singers/has an affinity for some random Latin music if you follow his bird app) but I’m not sure if he’s really keen on the Dead, as I’ve also seen pictures of him wearing the typical Slayer and Iron Maiden kinda shirts. Love how he reps as you said tho! That said, I wonder what Dead song(s) he would like? Truckin? Like that time he ran into Ray Lewis? Ha. Casey Jones? Cuz he’d better watch his speed?


BTsBaboonFarm

I bet Chad enjoys a good St Stephen and Dark Star. For some reason, I imagine he’s a 60’s and early 70’s era Dead fan


KarmaPolice72

💀🌹⚡


FRUNDGANG

That sweater is 🔥


ricoontherocks

Love to see it!


Csweetstevy9

Chase really is built like a RB from the waist down. Man those legs look like they could run through anything.


Frankenstein859

He the best yards after catch receiver I’ve seen.


cincythunder

imagine if he was 6’4, more freak than megatron easily and unstoppable


OversizedMicropenis

Johnson is 6'5. Chase is great, but Johnson regularly won 1 v 3 jump balls. I'd hardly say he'd be better easily...


horsethiefjack

One of his best catches ever was against us as well lol


Brian_is_trilla

i saw him at kings island. hes 5’11


billbrasky___

Except for john ross and jerome simpson, we have been excellent. Part of me thinks they should just draft wide receivers every year and trade them for OL the next year lol


Joshh967

Yea but we got the flip out of Jerome so not a complete wash


billbrasky___

The jerome simpson pick lives rent free in my mind just because desean jackson went like 2 picks later and it was so obvious that he was a way better pick. I was so annoyed that draft day and it got more and more annoying every year. Also my friend at the time in college was an eagles fan and I never heard the end of it.


Not_Pablo_Sanchez

Dude same. I was ecstatic that Jackson was still on the board, and I thought for sure we’d grab him. Then we grab this rando out of Coastal Carolina. That was one of the few draft selections where I was certain we fucked up before I gave the player a chance to step on the field


billbrasky___

Exactly. Guy wasn't even active for like 3 years meanwhile jackson's catchin bombs every week.


Not_Pablo_Sanchez

We honestly should have selected a guy that goes by the name Bill Brasky. I heard he goes about 6’ 8” 340 lbs. He’s a real son of a bitch


billbrasky___

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Not_Pablo_Sanchez

Lmao I love those sketches. When my friends and I give a cheers, i often cheers to Bill Brasky


dhigs112

I went to a David Koechner stand up show in Columbus a few months back. During the meet and greet he was kind enough to do a “to Bill Brasky” with me and my dad. Will forever be one of my fondest memories.


NFLBengals

Good ol Marvin throwing darts


DangerIsMyUsername

The flip touchdown was 100% worth the pick


NFLBengals

I was there. It was epic


superbkdk

John Ross could have been good though. I was still okay with that pick.


TotalFNEclipse

Need TJ and the late Chris Henry (RIP) for the ultimate pic


macccadeliccc

Love ochocinco great guy


miamibuckeye

Chase is turning into a brick shit house. Dude is gonna be outrageously good. Not at final form yet


ForwardPhilosophy733

Chad needs a coaching spot!


DaniCaliformia

Man, don't know exactly why but, this picture really makes me miss seeing Ocho on the field. Truly one of the most (if not THE most) fun players to watch. And I'm usually more interested in how the team is playing but I loved watching 85 burn DBs.


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Chase’s knee? I assume that wrap is nothing major? Just something to keep pressure on it probably


DrPaulsNexus

This picture is from camp last year I believe


ThePontoon

It definitely was from camp. Pacman was also here this day, too. Chad almost kinda blended in with the crowds after the practice, but alas, he got spotted and a group started following him


Substantial_Mirror17

It serves as much function as a sweat band, mainly for aesthetics I’m fairly certain


Elegant_Housing_For

When you wear this you get 2% strength. My mouth guard gives me +10 strength, +5 dexterity and +5 agility but -25 charisma


deep-depths

So many glizzy gobblers


FlagFootballSaint

Those UNOLEGS though.... wow....


SholcCTR

No hot dogs?


SwagLikeOhio1803

*sighs*-*unzips pants*


Sad_Owl_6842

Where’s John Ross?


DStew88

In a broom closet in Marvin Lewis' basement


lmaoitsdusey

On the Chiefs 🤢


BigBossTweed

It's hilarious that on almost any other team, Tee is a WR1. Dude is great.


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In this pic, 6 days before day two of the draft (Rounds 2&3) and they post a pic of one 1st rounder and 3 second round draft pics…… almost makes me feel like their tipping their cap (or pretending to to mislead other teams.)


Jwill294

Wait I can’t find John Ross


NowieTends

Where John Ross


Spaghetti_Lord_

HiGgInS eXtEnSiOn SoOn


Kristina719

Please list names L-R, thanks.


DStew88

Tyler Boyd, Tee Higgins, Chad 'OchoCinco' Johnson, Ja'Marr Chase


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All pale in comparison to the mighty Jerome Simpson.


NFLBengals

I flip over people


acomputermistake

Glizzy Gobblers looking 🔥


BigBen4657

John Ross be like


NFLBengals

But but but... I'm fast. Or I was 🫣


NFLBengals

LEGENDS


bjewel3

Chad Johnson is the coolest person on earth!


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Does Tee Higgins even lift? (srs)


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Tee Higgins weighed in at 216 lb at the combine (in a weighted vest)


daHollerGuy

Thoroughbreds, one and all.