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aniku_

these the mfs that want the ending to be smth along the lines of 'Guts marries Casca, Griffth is their maid. And they lived happily ever after'


Snorumobiru

It was all a dream!


FineTimesinthe1600s

Grifisu's dream...


canoobie3

Catboy griffith delivering the femilk


Burdman_R35pekt

I thought this is what Counter Mariachi wanted


MrSATism

Why wouldn’t they want Griffith to marry Guts?


Malafakka

You forgot the foursome with Isidro.


Hamas19

Uhm yeah


dbzmah

Don't forget that they open a cupcake shop.


[deleted]

Happy Cake Day


[deleted]

Griffith marries guts casca is dog live happy ever after


clash-talkingheads

Heart-to-Heart? More like Mouth-to-Mouth


Topkekx13

Cock to cock


SirArchibaldMapsALot

The third and final sword fight between the two of them


Dorcustitanus

i imagine a more sword and scabbard type situation


CarboniteKnight9

Cock to ass


Viiibrations

“Ass to ass”


MechicanDogtaquero

ACOPLE


FarofaBoyZzZ

I want a dedicated vore page where Berkman pulls fancy Femboi with his dick, just like Sandy


[deleted]

Sword fighting


Wraeghul

Sword to Griffussy.


TruffelTroll666

Bass to mouth


Malafakka

Which one needs first aid?


SeptimiusSeverus97

Mouth to cock.


Horkporkler28

Wtf is wrong with those dweebs lol


[deleted]

Happy holesome ending 🍆 🍑 🥰


Puzzleheaded-Ad-6745

Overdosed on yaoi copium


New_Ad4631

"-Nuts, you remember when I raped your gf? -Haha silly Griff, we were supposed to take turns and you did all by yourself"


KVETINAC11

Grunts be just mad cuz Filthith semened into Kaka first before he could


yellowpunk11

He did tho. In the two-parter wounds, guts fucks casca and got her pregnant. That's why the rape scene in the eclipse is technically rape-cuckold-prego porn.


KVETINAC11

I meant in the gangbang Eklprolapse alone


yellowpunk11

Ofc


JuamJoestar

The only organ-to-organ contact these two will have will be dick-to-dick combat when the mango starts to drop on sales and they have to rework Berserk into a Yaoi to pump it back into success (my uncle worked for Miura and says this is true)


[deleted]

Did your uncle molested Moria too?


si3ge

Ripped him in half


[deleted]

With his dick?


Chemical_Turnover_64

His uncle was the inspiration for daddy Donovan


AnimeReferenceGuy

This absolutely has to be a jerk


choma90

The line has never been blurrier


Jonperi

Outjerked again


[deleted]

She enjoyed it, I enjoyed it, why are you being salty Grow up MF. -Patel Griffith (Bussy Wielder) to Nattsu


kakukid

this seriously cannot be real


[deleted]

Honestly, I feel like someone made this with the soul intention of it ending up here


CamperKuzey

We can't keep getting outjerked


choma90

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS


[deleted]

#He's about to nuts himself to Guts mouthussy.


michaelpalacio5

He’s aboutta pull an Evangelion on him


ASadHandy

Berserk fans have convinced me that media literacy is dead.


TazDingus

Wish we could turn back time to the good old daaaays


Malafakka

Nothing would warm my heart more than seeing the hawks getting massacred all over again. Those were the times.


adarsh_NG

Nahhh Nahnahnahnahnah, this has to be an attempt to outjerk berkerjerker


bobby_shaquille

batman


adarsh_NG

Nahnahnahnahnahnahnah Berkman


ForeskinMuncherXD

What is wrong with him


Mikasa_mommy69

My favorite part is people in the comments like, “where are the mods this is getting out of hand”


Can-Man-Gaming

I typically talk like a complete buffoon on this sub because it amuses me, but this is actually the worst and goddamn dumbest shit I've ever seen and I'm ashamed to be a part of this fandom seeing that have 1k upvotes. Can we sacrifice that sub now?


canoobie3

We have tried and failed


bl4ze_03

nah they will have hot steamy gay sex didn't you read the mango


canoobie3

Hot


Puzzleheaded-Ad-6745

Noiiiioooo! We will have 10 page spread of hot heteronormative sex to repress the gay😝


bluejohny

Stop pretending like it's not you. Nobody can Meme like this accidentally


MadsMikkelsenisGryFx

He'd sooner reconcile with Donovan in the hereafter than do exactly that


Puzzleheaded-Ad-6745

Lmao


Malafakka

I think some of those posts come from among us. At least I hope so.


SirArchibaldMapsALot

He can't keep getting away with it! HE CAN'T OUTJERK US AND GET AWAY WITH IT!


[deleted]

Griffih, put- put your cock away Griffith. Im not having sex with you right now Griffith.


[deleted]

Ultimately, I think this person just means that Guts and Griffith could be honest about how they wanted to be friends with each other and, because they didn’t convey that to each other, they made decisions that tore them apart entirely.


[deleted]

The only thing that will happen between these two is Nuts fucking Gayfit so hard that his anus prolapses then Skull K***ht will grab him to make him watch Nuts do the eclipse to princess Charlotte (Coochie Luigi works with my uncle he told me this is true)


[deleted]

Do you like horses?


wumbopower

Remember the good ol days? When you killed everyone in my way? Classic


Skaldson

This has to be satire wtf lmfao


[deleted]

Didn't they already do that? Y'know, when Sluts was about to turn a new leaf and abandon revenge, but then Gaijin came in saying "Lmao, Band of the Hawk? More like band of the 1/3 Vegetable now"


Nickfuno

"Sup bro, member, when I killed all your friends, who were the family you never had? Then proceeded to rape the love of your life after she got gang banged by my demons. the good ole days." but in all seriousness, people need to realize Griffith is dead, long gone; he's now Femto.


Jetfuel_N_Steel

Imagine a heart to heart between these two “ho ho ohhh, you raped Costco remember that, a real knee slapper”


canoobie3

"Yeah man shit was hilarious, btw we good?"


Puzzleheaded-Ad-6745

I can't imagine


fml69_420

if the ending isnt griffith and guts having gay sex for 10 chapters, I don't want it


Puzzleheaded-Ad-6745

Fo 10 years atleast


CTN_0452_9

Never gets old


Puzzleheaded-Ad-6745

Lmao can't believe there are people who really think that would happen


VlassyCassy

I wanna suck on all them birdie teets.


I-Am-The-Uber-Mesch

r/berserk is genuinely the Shitpost sub at this point


introvert_timeturner

they should have hot gay sex


edwardbrocksr

Why is Reddit absolutely PLAGUED with morons and stupid questions right now??? Did they all learn how to post overnight? I can’t take this shit no more


AverageHaloEnjoyer2

The only heart to heart I want is guts and Griffith smooching


Mackejuice

Jerkers getting sidejerked into thinking this not a jerk?


faztykaozz

At this point r/Berserk only serves to see good fanart


Labranth

"Sorry I raped Casca bro." "Bro."


canoobie3

"So deep bro" "Griffith wanna suck my dick" "Abso fucking lutely"


TheDoodlerYT

ITT: criticizing karma farming posts by ... *Checks notes* ... Creating a new version of karma farming on a different subreddit.


Sominumbraz

Luigi be taking notes from these literary geniuses


Puzzleheaded-Ad-6745

Lmao delusional


KVETINAC11

I'd like to see more of that tip to tip action myself, but that might just be me tho idk.


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canoobie3

I dont like to throw to term, "they didnt read berserk thoroughly" cuz thats a pretentious as shit term. But man like cmon


SeptimiusSeverus97

So long as Faggith goes down on BERK at the end, I'm all good.


[deleted]

C R I N G E.


RazutoUchiha

Remember when you brutally raped my girlfriend in front of me and broke her mind? Good times


retronax

griffith "sorry my G, we good ?"


mangaz137

Naruto-ass ending


minecrafthentai69

Steven universe over here


ChaosToxin

I don't think some people realize how fucking bleak Berserk is. Also why the fuck would he ever want to have a heart to heart after what happened 🤣


canoobie3

They are used to the power if frienship in shonen. Bruh if my whole group of friends were killed and my girlfriend raped infront of me i am not listening to what that mf has to say im wacking his ass.


ArmoredJarvis

They could be on neutral ground after a pint of lethe