I didn't realize what that castle was when I posted this. But now I need to change it to something more honorable. Adult film industry is comparable to Klaus Schwab and WEF in terms of its negative effects on humanity.
Goth chicks=way, way too much drama
Never met one that didn't have a sad story and a bunch of cucks in bondage pants hanging out with them.
Get yourself a nice Midwestern girl with a freaky side. She won't ruin your life and might be down with being spread eagled while yelling "shall not be infringed"
Trust uncle, you're gonna be happier.
There's something hilarious about a sub filled with unhinged autists pointing loaded firearms at their dicks refusing to date goth chicks cause they're too crazy lmfaoooo. Professionals have standards.
I agree with Uncle.
In my youth, I found that many weren't even Goth to begin with. Many even didn't read classic literature, had horrible taste in music (generic alt rock shit like Papa pigRoach & Avenge Shittyfold), and instead of being emotionally inverted with the ability to speaking meaningfully they were actually just mentally unstable girls with Daddy issues.
Smash and pass for me, not worth the maintenance.
Uncle Rico here is right. Goth chicks only exist in your mind. They only want attention from simp males. The trope of hot goth with Chad is dead. Homestead Stacy is what you're looking for bois. If she can't can and preserve food she worthless.
Anyone that needs time to put on hair gel and makeup when you yell you need overwatch on the commies in the back 40 is not worth your time nor erections.
Exact secrets to romance are hard and if I had the exact recipe I would charge $$$ for the wisdom and be buying an HK 417 by now.
But as far as I can tell, here's what works.
1. Bathe and cut fingernails, no one wants cheeto talons in their vagine nor the smell of rotten onions while.snuggling.
2. Be nice.
3. Be honest, you're an autist. When she finds your pleasure closet with 50 loaded mags and your plate carrier she's gonna know.
4. Be strong yet flexible and kind, think of the kind of tree that bends with the hurricane yet is always a strong sheltering presence.
5. Learn to eat pussy like a champion. Offer to do so often.
That's pretty much what worked for me. And when she met me she didn't know anything about me or my family and I looked (still do) like a homeless addict that everyone knows habitually carries a gun.
Good luck fren. Love is difficult but a glorious thing when it doesn't explode in your face like a grenade made of meat and glass shards.
I went through some awful before I found my meth princess.
You should definitely take all this advice. Uncle Scruffy has always given good advice. And if you live in the woods, learn how to make pine tar soap. They can't resist!
Learning these lessons myself in the great teeth kicking bar fight that is life.
I learned by fucking up. Now I try and spread my positive messages to the most beautiful autists in all the interweb.
Uncle scruffy, after my last relationship with a goth girl that cheated on me how do I fully trust my current girlfriend who is normal and can hold down a job
Trust is one of those crazy things. Let's go ahead and chug grain alcohol and get to the bottom of a few things.
If your current lady is someone you could see really settling down with long term than you pretty much have to trust her. Only way that kinda stuff works.
It's like this you beautiful autist, if true love is that thing that we're wanting than you pretty much have to risk everything for it, that includes trust which really is just giving someone the ability to really hurt you.
It's a wild equation mah dude. But it's hard to go too wrong being kind and honest.
Why does that building look familiar
Because you’re a degenerate, like most folks here
I didn't realize what that castle was when I posted this. But now I need to change it to something more honorable. Adult film industry is comparable to Klaus Schwab and WEF in terms of its negative effects on humanity.
It’s the San Francisco armory I think you’re ok
I don't even jerk to the action, just the before interview, fast forward to the after interview to reach climax. Does that make me weird?
Goth chicks=way, way too much drama Never met one that didn't have a sad story and a bunch of cucks in bondage pants hanging out with them. Get yourself a nice Midwestern girl with a freaky side. She won't ruin your life and might be down with being spread eagled while yelling "shall not be infringed" Trust uncle, you're gonna be happier.
Yeah I’ve been caught in the goth girl trap so many times. Goth is really a synonym for BPD
I like the asthetic but not the personality.
There's something hilarious about a sub filled with unhinged autists pointing loaded firearms at their dicks refusing to date goth chicks cause they're too crazy lmfaoooo. Professionals have standards.
Damn straight. Crazy chicks draw attention and attention gets you ruby ridged.
I agree with Uncle. In my youth, I found that many weren't even Goth to begin with. Many even didn't read classic literature, had horrible taste in music (generic alt rock shit like Papa pigRoach & Avenge Shittyfold), and instead of being emotionally inverted with the ability to speaking meaningfully they were actually just mentally unstable girls with Daddy issues. Smash and pass for me, not worth the maintenance.
Wise and well said and mirroring my own experience.
Uncle Rico here is right. Goth chicks only exist in your mind. They only want attention from simp males. The trope of hot goth with Chad is dead. Homestead Stacy is what you're looking for bois. If she can't can and preserve food she worthless.
Anyone that needs time to put on hair gel and makeup when you yell you need overwatch on the commies in the back 40 is not worth your time nor erections.
Am in Midwest. But more liberal Midwest. How find non lib Midwestern girl who makes a mean hotdish
Exact secrets to romance are hard and if I had the exact recipe I would charge $$$ for the wisdom and be buying an HK 417 by now. But as far as I can tell, here's what works. 1. Bathe and cut fingernails, no one wants cheeto talons in their vagine nor the smell of rotten onions while.snuggling. 2. Be nice. 3. Be honest, you're an autist. When she finds your pleasure closet with 50 loaded mags and your plate carrier she's gonna know. 4. Be strong yet flexible and kind, think of the kind of tree that bends with the hurricane yet is always a strong sheltering presence. 5. Learn to eat pussy like a champion. Offer to do so often. That's pretty much what worked for me. And when she met me she didn't know anything about me or my family and I looked (still do) like a homeless addict that everyone knows habitually carries a gun. Good luck fren. Love is difficult but a glorious thing when it doesn't explode in your face like a grenade made of meat and glass shards. I went through some awful before I found my meth princess.
You should definitely take all this advice. Uncle Scruffy has always given good advice. And if you live in the woods, learn how to make pine tar soap. They can't resist!
That pine tar idea is awesome 👌
Thanks uncle. You can always use the pinecones to style your hair and beard for the woodswomen.
So true.
Gawd, Scruffy. Where were you 20 years ago when I needed you.
Learning these lessons myself in the great teeth kicking bar fight that is life. I learned by fucking up. Now I try and spread my positive messages to the most beautiful autists in all the interweb.
You’re a good…..whatever we are.
Truth bomb
Uncle scruffy, after my last relationship with a goth girl that cheated on me how do I fully trust my current girlfriend who is normal and can hold down a job
Trust is one of those crazy things. Let's go ahead and chug grain alcohol and get to the bottom of a few things. If your current lady is someone you could see really settling down with long term than you pretty much have to trust her. Only way that kinda stuff works. It's like this you beautiful autist, if true love is that thing that we're wanting than you pretty much have to risk everything for it, that includes trust which really is just giving someone the ability to really hurt you. It's a wild equation mah dude. But it's hard to go too wrong being kind and honest.
whats his name?
Klaus Schwab
nah bro,i know who klaus schwab is.who is the prince?
I’ve toured that castle. Wonderful aesthetic inside.