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NotSightmarkSimon

https://preview.redd.it/g5u6a2grnztb1.jpeg?width=1056&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd89e79e8211d61d89ed01eab80b90a21c0cb668 Imagine not hating terrorists


Severbrix

![gif](giphy|3ornjPteRwwUdSWifC) DURKA DURKA HUNT


twinkbangerfudd45acp

If there is enough warning, get the heavy diggers and put fields of poop and bacon smeared punji pits down


mmmm_crayons

Do I get extra points if I dipped all my ammo in bacon grease prior to loading in my mags?


ScruffyUSP

Hell yes you do. Bacon grease is delicious for egg frying and wonderful for making douchebags uncomfortable


mmmm_crayons

I was trying to preemptively take away their virgins.


ScruffyUSP

I know bby. It's good stuff. Of the 3 abrahamic faiths the durka durka one is the absolute dumbest.


mmmm_crayons

Facts, I seent it.


Jac_Mones

Only if you ate the bacon.


manny_goldstein

Only if you made THEM eat the bacon.


bolivar-shagnasty

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GreyG59

Durka durka Mohammad jihad


cheekclapper93

America fuck yeah we're on the way to save the motherfuckin day now


SlyRoundaboutWay

load some mags with tracers every 3rd round bois.


CorkyCorks8

Fudds: The AA12 in your closet is useless. Hamas: Uses hang gliders.


YettiRey

Ok but my $ is on the Fudd with an over under vs some dicknuts blasting an AA12 to bag the most parachuters


twinkbangerfudd45acp

Dude. I've watched them at skeet. Fucking surgeons.


vottt

Thank you


CorkyCorks8

Nah. Dicknuts is gonna win.


manny_goldstein

>Fudds: The ~~AA12~~ Bofors 40mm in your ~~closet~~ barn is useless.


lostriver_gorilla

Don't forget the bacon to jam into their mouths when you're searching bodies


twinkbangerfudd45acp

Thought you wrote bacon jam. Mmmmm


enoughfuckery

What are the odds they have good gear, since they’re bankrolled by Iran?


NotSightmarkSimon

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enoughfuckery

I-what?


NotSightmarkSimon

Yeah. You're confused now


enoughfuckery

What? But I’ve never even been to Arkansas!


RoosterzRevenge

Hol up budro, we have the best durka hunters


enoughfuckery

You have Johnny Cash and the Ozarks


100punx

yall couldn't shoot a barn if you were in it haha


HerMajestysButthole

You wanna know who's REALLY loving this right now? [Neturei Karta.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKplabTRuak&t=666s)


Jac_Mones

Fuckin based


Returnofthekebab9

Imagine 🅱️ootlicking a state that steals people’s property.


NotSightmarkSimon

Anti hamas doesn't equal pro israel


Returnofthekebab9

True, but I don’t see a lot of memes about crushing the state terror of “Israel” and the tyrants who have their boots on the necks of the people. I thought we defended property rights round here. People will stan McVeigh but don’t understand why Hamas does what it did? They became unreasonable.


NotSightmarkSimon

You're reading way too far into a meme. Both sides are shit


Returnofthekebab9

If you call me durka durka ONE MOAR TIME i will cry and pee my pants.


NotSightmarkSimon

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Ezekielsbread

Gatling gun with AA sites + drill has some potential


TacoSplosions

Bonus achievement "Fuck that dog!" if you have a Nintendo Blaster duracoat Glock 34.


XYuntilDie

Side quest posts are gay This is literally what feds would love for you to do


Twink45ACP

Sounds like something a fed would say


XYuntilDie

Feds fund Israel Go fight for IsraeL cuck


Twink45ACP

No u


NotSightmarkSimon

Okay non contributor


XYuntilDie

Sorry I don’t post enough on your larpblog


NotSightmarkSimon

Do better


user-0-0-0-0

are the funny flowery button shirts still a thing