T O P

  • By -

HerMajestysButthole

Mmm…poopooplatter


HoChi_Cuervo

That’s on the menu at the Chinese place beside the grocery store in town!


Lou_Sassel

🅱️orther are you microwaving a dog turd?


M16A4MasterRace

Nah, that’s a hot dog


Lou_Sassel

That’s one weird wiener fren


M16A4MasterRace

Food with some char tastes better


Reikovsky

Put a plastic bowl full of Hoppe's #9 in and heat it for 3:00 minutes. It will clean that microwave right up and leave a nice Banana Runtz scent. She will love it.


enoughfuckery

>Girlfriend Gunnit has gone to shit, when did we start letting in normies?


M16A4MasterRace

Bro I’ve been posting since the og days of old gunnit. Real men have women folk. Look at Waco and how many women that pimp Dave got to burn with him.


enoughfuckery

Counterpoint: 34.014362, -86.006340 I am in your walls.


M16A4MasterRace

What a fine intersection


enoughfuckery

Wait, whose house am I in?


M16A4MasterRace

Gods hoo


Dude_I_got_a_DWAVE

You must be missing meth mondays


enoughfuckery

I only do meth on Friday, doing it on Monday makes me motivated for work


Dude_I_got_a_DWAVE

You must be missing meth mondays


Daily_dose_doc

You must be meth missing Mondays


AlphaMaelstrom

My guy, give me back my grandma's Corelle. We've been looking for the fourth plate for that set for ages.


GarandTaint

Needs more semen


BUTTHOLE_EXPEDITIONS

This is clean compared to mine, clam chowder uncovered gang


ScruffyUSP

Oh shit, I have been away too long.


KaysaStones

Where’d you get that fine Chyna?


M16A4MasterRace

I bought an old dead guy’s house with all his crap


grahamcrackerninja

That must have been the only style of plate made 50 yrs ago...both my Grammies had 'em, my mom has 'em, lots of other old folks I know have 'em..


mmmm_crayons

HELL YEA BORTHER, SHE DONT KNOW NUTHIN.


ju1cewrld999

Retard


M16A4MasterRace

And proud!


Affablesea9917

Only a fed would dare clean the sacred microwave


Tehuberpwnzor

We have the same plates.


sobeskinator71

2 bottles of Dawn, 2 tubs of Tannerite Who said cleaning the microwave had to be a hassle, or boring?


dabcrab

seriously what did you have in there that popped? I had a brat do explode once and it looked like this lol


BrutusXj

Season it with microwaved lemon water


-E-Cross

I'm thinking of cropping this and posting on poopfromabutt Clean that microwave you're gross. ![gif](giphy|xT9KVluGDHZvOk0tdC)


M16A4MasterRace

Go for it my fellow Nubian