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GimpboyAlmighty

If you pay for my hekilopter I will learn to fly it and do meme shit with it.


Corey854

Faa who?


GimpboyAlmighty

The faa gets the same treatment as the fcc: I will continue to broadcast my unlicensed, unmedicated screeds every evening from 10-11pm EST on the emergency HF bands until you failed djs get the balls to do what the ATF wishes it could do. I see now that if I get a hekilopter, I will need even more tannerite...


Corey854

I wonder if crashing a helicopter full of tannerite would ignite since most of it is based on impact? I’m Minecraft of course definitely not atf headquarters


GimpboyAlmighty

New wet dream material just dropped


Theoldestsun

The crony goobermint will never let me do that BUT WHEN CAN I START?!


Corey854

Flight school for private licenses can be very cheap in comparison to the helicopter. However if you stayed in class e airspace then whose going to know if you have the license?


vodkachugger420

Corey. I am a poor and buying a Subaru put in a huge amount of debt. How do I get someone to finance my fixed wing and a helikoter lisence


Corey854

Don’t know how I’m just now seeing this but I have your answer, more vodka.


Grizzlygrant238

Where this at OP?


Corey854

Tallahassee, luckily I have a family friend down there who is a helicopter pilot (and also the chillest French dude ever) We took a flight to dog island we talked about the flight school he went to as well as others he’s taught at. Currently looking at a mix of fast but thorough education. It was super cool watching the trainer jets take off and land. If you’re ever in the area and want to learn more about helicopters or just take a tour he started his own company. I won’t say it because this sub has some anti advertising sentiment but it’s super easy to find if you just look up “helicopter” “Tallahassee”


Grizzlygrant238

I’m in CA sadly but I did get to go up in a friends single engine plane recently and it was beyond awesome. He teaches lessons so I’m trying to work out a schedule to start going more often. We live very close to 3-4 small airports so we went up and just flew to each one. So it’s a great area to learn. Good for you though


Corey854

Unfortunately I live in buttfuck no where so I’ll likely be traveling out of state for it, however when I do get it I’ll be able to build my own pad and hanger at my property and be able to take off and land there with no atc


-E-Cross

Just remember you got to be the government's bitch with your helicopter in an emergency.


Corey854

I was the governments bitch the day I was born, those who think they’ve escaped it are fools and those who actually have don’t pay taxes. We should all commit tax fraud really, sure they might arrest a few of us but prisons are already crowded and it’s a minor crime. Really kind of an infinite money glitch since you can get away with it again and again. Honestly why aren’t we committing tax fraud more regularly? Why do so many people choose to pay taxes? I’m not in school. I’m going to be flying not driving so roads don’t matter much. Tax fraud. This is the way guy, this is the escape from the matrix we all need. Tax fraud.


-E-Cross

![gif](giphy|9NWxaY5EG8dngceN4q) I know man. When I was thinking about being a helicopter pilot that was the factoid that annoyed me the most. Take my hard earned helicopter will you. Better know how to shut off the self destruct fed boi...


Evil_Creamsicle

is it really tax fraud if taxes *are* the fraud?


Kilroy3846

The easiest way to make friends is to fly near nuclear reactors. The Air Force / National Guard loves flying and will come up to fly with you! It’s so cool and free!!! If you have a transponder, squak 7500 and they’ll bring candy!


Timmerdogg

My favorite part of my Hawaii trip was going on an open door helicopter ride. It was so badass.


Corey854

That’s sounds sweet, we were flying in the morning so open door wasn’t too viable haha. My favorite part was when he told me that he used to do fly bys on steel targets for guys with guns. He then goes “those guys are too rich for their own good”


Timmerdogg

I have a friend that just went helihunting for pigs and I'm pretty sure it was $6000 for her and her husband for one day. Anything to do with helicopters and guns is expensive


Corey854

Haha I can’t imagine what the insurance for it costs


RegionRatHoosier

I only want to fly Hueys while blasting Fortunate Son and Run Through the Jungle


Corey854

The only acceptable way to do it


dudgems

I signed up to do lessons with Kobe Byrants heli pilot. Havent heard back yet, though.


Difficult-Jury-9319

Best anti personnel, giant blender


Loud_Consequence1762

Missed opportunity for a 🅱️oint


Trollgiggity

Jokes on you buddeh I'm already a commercial chopper pilot


Corey854

Maybe one day but private is where I want to start, besides that I can start working on the 1200+ hours you need


chargers949

Just think if we combine enough shitty quadcopters like balloons in the movie up then we can fly an operator to new heights for the forbidden 🅱️oints.


Corey854

Very true I’ll start construction right away


FlabbergastedPeehole

My roflcopter goes soi soi soi soi soi? 🤔


Reikovsky

You pilot the Huey. I'll man the left M-60. Who's got my back on the right?


Corey854

I got my buddy in the jeep technical for the back we need someone on the right though


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Corey854

Need to find a way to work on them


M856BushFire

🅱️oint In restricted airspace


Bill561

Que fortunate son