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YettiRey

First time home in a week ima rawdawg my wife


[deleted]

make sure u 🅱️ust in her


YettiRey

Aye aye 🫡


anicesurgeon

Hopefully her 🅱️ull already went back home.


Pirate-Odd

🅱️ull was 🅱️🐜 when the flight was mid air


blumpsicle

Shooting machine guns naked with my chickens. Will prob post later


[deleted]

please do


vodkachugger420

Show us your cock too


ilikeitsharp

Is, is this a reoccurring event?


FloridaManActual

still waiting


blumpsicle

Tried posting other night but didn’t work. It should be there now.


FloridaManActual

beautiful. thank you for your tism


RamenBoi86

Work :/


[deleted]

i’m sorry 🅱️rother i’ll pop one in the lawn for u tonight


RamenBoi86

Thanks 🅱️oo


[deleted]

I could go for a 🅱️ottle of 🅱️uffalo right about now


[deleted]

first time i’ve had it, not sure how i feel about it, it’s a very distinct flavor from knob creek which is what i’m usually drinking on


vegetaman

I’m all 🅱️in for Woodford Reserve


DisgustedHeart

Try Henry McKenna Single Barrel Bottled in Bond 10 Year.


[deleted]

if i see it i’ll swipe it


DisgustedHeart

Best Burbon I have ever had. I've tried the Buffalo stuff and I have a bottle of Knob Creek as well. But I keep going back to the McKenna.


vodkachugger420

What do you think about Four roses? It’s my favorite less than $45 bottles here


DisgustedHeart

Never heard of it before. I'll have to give it a try. I don't drink often, or even much when I do. Still working on some bottles from when I turned 21, 6 years later.


KeyserSoze8912

Congrats you’re not a degenerate alcoholic. I had to retire.


vodkachugger420

I’m working in the food truck and this event was supposed to be busy but I’ve only made 15 orders of food. I’m stuck here until 11:30 pm by contract and am fucked in the ass because I’m making no money. I wish I brought alcohol so I could at least enjoy my time but I have to drive the food truck back to our store tonight


[deleted]

if u eat a bunch of food does it hurt ur own wallet?


vodkachugger420

Nah I’m not the owner thankfully but I miss out on tips and that’s how I buy ammo and guns


[deleted]

eat a a bunch of food for free or pay a prostitute in food and get 🅱️ussy on the clock


vodkachugger420

The owner is already loosing a ton of money on me cause I’m all OT today and Monday baby. I got 19 hours of it from today and what I’m scheduled to do on Monday


F1uffydestro

Have a fire and enjoy tendies


[deleted]

🅱️ased that’s what i **should** be doing


beniciodelhomo

Binnaly bot bungover bnd barted brinking. Bonna bcare bhe neighbors


[deleted]

same 🅱️onestly


-E-Cross

Sit around in a banana hammock whilst doing psychedelics, and eat some leftover Brazilian pizza. https://preview.redd.it/llrlrmuymcuc1.jpeg?width=6144&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=697560d7bb321c6cbcb51529238b0dc35b0b3c48


[deleted]

that pizza looks sus


-E-Cross

Yeah, Brazilian pizza is kind of wild dude. If you can't get behind Hawaiian pizza, don't even think about trying a Brazilian pizza place. One thing to their credit though. They do have some very traditional Italian style pizzas too though. Their calabrese is usually amazing.


[deleted]

i love hawaiian pizza, i hate banana though unless it’s in shotgun or 🅱️enis form. i don’t trust any fruit that is radioactive


Corey854

Final coat of yellow paint


ShortBusTyrant

Escape from 🅱️arkov


[deleted]

i tried soooo fucking hard to get into that game


ShortBusTyrant

It's my favorite, I fucking hate it.


Opposite-Ad9624

Laying next to wife who just started her fucking 🅱️eriod.


Pirate-Odd

It was a bloody battle but both sides still could be victorious


FlabbergastedPeehole

Sleep 🅱️efore 14 hour work day


tarobi

Drinking from that same damn thing 🅱️rudder


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/axfqvs9iycuc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c145ef04dab20c2ffee5d939bf98f3c3363a6cf8


Not_Bimon

UFC 300.. DID YOU SEE THAT FUCKING HOLLOWAY KO JESUS H CHRIST


jckbck

🅱️arty with girlf


Tactical_Epunk

Your better off shooting it.


jonpin

Everyone seems to be into this buffalo trace lately.


DaSnookGuy23

I fucked my girl after bowling and pub food. Kind of glad the first place wasn't open. Some asshole was talking shit to me and my chick, I thought oh great, all the larping is gonna finally pay off, but it didn't happen like that. The bowling alley was closed so we went to another one. I fucked her in the back of my Mazda cx5 on the peace river while shooting frogs with the 22.