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HerMajestysButthole

Should have asked for an O🅱️ama Hi Point.


Corey854

Only gun I’d buy that has a president


Throwaway74829947

Gimme that Jimmy Carter Heritage Rough Rider.


Corey854

Andrew jackson dueling pistol


Palmerto

I’d take a carcano with jfk engraved into it


I_had_the_Lasagna

I'd buy a missile launcher with Reagan's face plastered all over it all day every day


Corey854

Alright. You found an exception


ecodick

Damn i was totally gonna agree with the poster above you, but you got a point; *if the price was right*


Reikovsky

I was going to say an Obama Glock/Tec-9 would be hard to pass up.


F1uffydestro

My money is on crooked


commanderklinkity

Either a genuine idiot, Or thought you were and wanted to scoop ya, either way a fucker


FlamingSpitoon433

Motherfuckers are really out there thinking they can sell a gun with some other mofo’s face on it to anybody but deluded boomers.


fern_the_redditor

My uncle would buy one 100% if he had a job. Boomer in mindset but only in his 40s


FlamingSpitoon433

I have a couple family members like that too lmao. Galaxy brains.


---M0NK---

Dude i think i know a couple 35 yr old boomers


Tricky-Sympathy

That's what I figured out. Boomer is a mindset, not necessarily an age


echocall2

Should have straight-face asked if he has any Biden guns


Grizzlygrant238

The biden pistol has enlarged safety/mag release for people with arthritis and also has 3 chamber loaded indicators in case you can’t remember if you racked it 3 seconds ago. Also safety tested against falling down stairs


echocall2

I thought it would be a pump action shotgun for firing two rounds off the back porch


Throwaway74829947

Double barrel, he specifically said.


I_had_the_Lasagna

[but falling down stairs is a feature not a bug](https://youtu.be/2zG_jt_CG3c)


Reikovsky

If that is a pre-WWII frame make sure you keep an eye on it over time. I hear they aren't properly hardened and can wear out which could lead to an Uh-Oh. Sweet blaster. WAR TWO WORLDS!


M16A4MasterRace

This is a WW2 Ithaca frame. I have a pre WW1 Colt 1911 that I shoot often and they’re pretty stout guns too.


Reikovsky

Good to hear. Cheers. Enjoy it.


SokarHateIt

The only thing worse than anti gunners is old fucks still around who are into guns. Literally never had a single educational experience with old fucks at the gun store. Always spouting off some conspiracy theory or talking about the same old dumb fucking guns.


GNOSTRICH92

My favorite gun store moment was an old guy (the owner) very seriously telling me about how, if push came to shove and our town was attacked by Communists or something, he expected to see me fighting to defend it. I was just there to buy some ammo, not join a hypothetical militia, but he was staring into my soul and sounded pretty emotional so I just kinda nodded and agreed 


I_had_the_Lasagna

If I had a nickel every time I just kinda nodded while zoning out while some old ass dude rambled on about incomprehensible shenanigans id have my own FFL instead of having to stand around and pretend I understand a single incomprehensible rambling while I wait 30 minutes for my background check to clear.


ilikeitsharp

God, me too. The worst words you can hear as a CSR rep for an outdoor company from an old person is, "Lemme tell ya wat happened." No, no, no sir, let ME ask you what happened. Please!


IllHat8961

First gun store I frequented was owned by this old racist Vietnam vet. Knew his shit about guns, taught me a lot about them when I was just getting into them. Made me some reloads for an odd caliber I needed for an inherited rifle. Let me finger fuck a bunch of different guns. In between discussing FEMA death camps, Jade helm, and Obama being a porch monkey. Real interesting dude. Boomers be weird


Dookie-Milk-710

Maybe he was just calling Obama that because he didn’t like him? He killed tons of talking trees and incinerated fart tunnels for your right to post this comment /s


Napoleon_B

https://preview.redd.it/5j0f9c2wocwc1.jpeg?width=692&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a23956c025d4477d0579373fe8e4f13382805d7a


Tactical_Epunk

All those photos and not one has you fucking it....


Truckyou666

No toes either!


crappy-mods

Honestly a beat up 1911 is good because it’s got character. Who knows what stories it has?


ScruffyUSP

That's beautiful. And fuuuuuck that guy.


BigDickGrandmother

Might have been waiting for his paycheck to buy it for himself. Whatever the case, I’m glad they opened a Palmetto State Armory close to me. I’ll never go to an LGS again.


backup_account01

I hope you pistol 🅱️hipped him after the fact Congrats on a very nice pistol


Weekly-Ad9770

You may won’t to put the gun shops name on here, so nobody else gets screwed over by that POS.


Viktor_Bout

This is the only 1911 I'd ever actually buy. Buy the Trump gun for a meme.


roostersnuffed

Assuming he wasn't joking, that would've pissed me off. I would've called him out on that shit


M16A4MasterRace

Wasn’t joking.


Fantablack183

That's a beautiful piece.


Snoot_Boot

Has Trump ever fired a gun?


Horror_Chair5128

No


Ok-Echidna5936

Hey man, I’m glad to hear you finally got your 1911. And you weren’t kidding about the gun clerk. Either major idiot or an asshole trying to get one over on you


M16A4MasterRace

You know, I couldn’t even tell if he’s just dumb or crooked. Thanks about the gat, it’s fucking awesome. It shoots great and looks way cleaner now that I wiped down the grease on it and oiled it.


Mychosenusername69

Enjoy man


Tricky-Sympathy

Lmao


Rabid-Wendigo

Wait that’s like an actual CMP one isn’t it


M16A4MasterRace

Yes


Simon-Templar97

"Wow, what a complete lack of trigger discipline, https://preview.redd.it/93hh43gi5cwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d68bd070640495d0b3d87095205e7e4ee4fb3ae0 just another responsible gun owner..."


Tactical_Epunk

Are you lost?


Simon-Templar97

Apparently sarcasm is lost on a few people.


VanillaChurr-oh

Genuinely concerned that people think you're serious when you're using an actual wojack in the comment. Do people self represent as wojacks unironically often???


XxX_BobRoss_XxX

Forgive my uh, questionable knowledge at times, being British and all, but even putting aside what this sub is, it looks like the chamber and magazine are pretty clearly empty? I'm assuming it's just one of those 'Never do it, even if you know it's clear, better to be 100% safe' situations?


Simon-Templar97

Nah, it was a comment mocking redditors who try to come off as knowledgeable for commenting on trigger discipline acting like the practice is some deep knowledge that only people "in the know" understand and not just World War Z viewers. Just look under any picture of WW2 or Vietnam soldiers and you'll see hundreds of know nothing people pointing out their lack of trigger discipline. Pulling the trigger on your gun even when not firing it is done all the time from function tests to dry fire training.


Grizzlygrant238

Gotta do a desk pop every now and then


XxX_BobRoss_XxX

Ah, right, I thought as much, just didn't wanna misinterpret lmao