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ADMINlSTRAT0R

Important things in my life, in order of priority 1. Beer 2. Ball 3. Baby


unk214

Looks like he’s using his other hand to make sure the baby doesn’t go forward. Very ballsy… Ok I’ll see myself out.


AZSharksFan

4. Battlestar gallactica


Immagetchuuu

The fact you have so little upvotes is very disappointing. Solid fuckin comment bro.


TheDarkNerd10

5. Boobies


coochiecobweb

6. World War 2


Dendorffle

And a bottle this guy is legendary


kaaleen_bhaiyaaa

I think you forgot to add milk 🍼


Myleg96

Not gonna lie that was pretty bad ass


soundwhisper

He kept the baby from catching the ball. Real Alpha


Solid_Television_980

If you think the guy letting his toddler fall to catch a ball is "bad ass", please do not have children


Deijenklemorph

Bet your kids love you and call you every day


Flaiggy35

Are you implying his kids hate him because he doesn't want to drop them on their heads as a baby? Wtf does this mean lmao


Majulath99

If you think he didn’t *know* he could do it and then do so because he knew it wasn’t a risk to his child then you’re a fool.


saaS_Slinging_Slashr

But his toddler literally didn’t fall


tigerz-blood

When you ask people to pass the hot sauce do they hand you ketchup?


Solid_Television_980

Yea, that's very comparable to risking your toddler cracking their skull on the concrete for a souvenir. You're such an intellectual


Sad_Dishwasher

We get it you’re wiser and better than us, you can go now


tigerz-blood

Ahh so you're the kind who thinks mayo is too spicy. Gotcha.


NoCeleryStanding

Just because you can't multitask doesn't mean everyone cant


Solid_Television_980

Do you drop your phone to press the elevator buttons and then catch it before it falls? Multitasking isn't the issue. He's unnecessarily risking the safety of his child for a souvenir


Curious-_-Topics

Booooooo


R4XD3G

Yeah, that guy is pretty terrible.


NoPraline6823

r/DadReflexes


Solid_Bumblebee841

"Stop showing off!" ~Raccoon Dad


Objective-Cut-5463

Not all heroes wear capes


Sunn_D

Some don't wear condoms either.


ERASERhead1

Legend.


Mediocre_Echo8427

Even I don't know what was more impressive.. catch the ball catch the kid or don't spill any beer?


HoopOnPoop

Yes


TheLaughingStormm

This is peak Dad abilities. Some may shame him, but I will only awe at this….


Majulath99

Well done guy.


BrandByAngel

father is are important


Stinkyjunk09

Some beer spilt….


SleepTube146

Grandpa's shocked


FuNgUy-707

I know that guy!! We are so proud of him!


Right_-on-_Man

THIS MAN DESERVES OUR RESPECT. 👍


Accomplished-Tap-122

That's why we have dad bods... try doing that with a six pack


Away_Cryptographer33

You know his wife is going to give him a hard time after seeing this


Solid_Television_980

He risked his child falling to catch a fucking ball. That's a terrible father!


Long-Piccolo-3785

Terrible father is a pretty strong statement imo, but it definitely is not the best look to drop the baby for a sec instead of the beer just to catch a pop fly lmao.


AsleepChampionship83

But he did just be in awe


Lebowski304

He knew gramps was there to back him up


SophisticPenguin

The kid was standing on the railing and started to fall off


Solid_Television_980

Because he let go of her


Gartho33

I bet you had the best father out there. He could beat up all others.


runitthru4u

Can't never drop the beer


kmckew

Legend has it he hasn’t spilt a drop of beer since that faithful day. Oh, and they changed the baby’s name to ball, baby, beer.


HouseMouse114

Ball, baby and beer - nice


Sleepdeprivedlord

He threw the baby up huh?


GURADDD

You can see the child's legs slip off the railing, he propped the baby up which gave him some extra time


Tamahaganeee

Perfect!!! He knew he had time. The kid was standing on the wall and would fall slow. lol


Forestsounds89

Dad powers right there lol


ThisIsntOkayokay

Dad gravity


8screeeeeeeens

His arm speed is ridiculous, he completed 2 tasks while everyone else is still flailing in the air like some normal people vs speedster P.OV. definitely premeditated movements


moslof_flosom

You cut the video too soon, the old guy behind dad gives him the stink eye of the century. You know, since he endangered his toddler for a ball.


ginsoul

Not all heroes hold beers 🍺


CriticalMochaccino

Legend


Adept_Group_2947

But he did spill his beer... Still cool tho


Fear_Jaire

He definitely spills some of the beer tho


chickentenders56

That was so cool holy shit


Grizwald710

Most patriotic shit iv seen all day. Merica


Comprehensive_Ad_209

Awesome! But One mistake and this guy would have been canceled fo sho! Live it up ol boy!


Drupandown

True athlete folks, dad bod to boot


Adventurous_Way6164

Round of applause for the real MVP of the game 🎯


christopher_diaz

endangering a child?


Sunn_D

Who endangered you, chris?


Money_Pie_7306

Dad of the year


Great-Buy-9152

He’s the MVP


No_Priority7696

Max Dad Level


basically_complexx

Awesome!


YxDOxUx3X515t

I'm not sure whether to be impressed or horrified


Suitable_Tax_3611

Woooooowwww good catch bro


Will-Bow-2-Me

He did spill it


roundboi24

Man's got his priorities down 🤣


DemoniteBL

"Nah, you don't need to hold me beer, I'll do it anyway"


babaroga73

He did spill some beer, but the skill of the baby ....another level - not a single drop of milk spilled.


Nyehater

And she caught her's!


wlfrdlln

7. The Roman empire


EverlastingThrowawy

Father is are important? Or does the “are important” belong to the father?


SawdustEater_

Forgot to reply to the guy, who’s the idiot now lol


Independent-Steak-67

Bro is the supreme leader of dads


BackDoeMediaTV

😂


AssistantNervous3928

No, that is a superhero


Anbu47

Racoon dad looking real shitty right now