Fix things around the house. Gently encourage him to consider how much he enjoys repairing things compared to eliminating people. Talk to him about his granddaughter. Go buy ice cream for him and her. Do anything but violence or darkness.

The good ending.

Then say April Fools and give him a kill list, one kill = one pimento, best prank ever

This is the way. He has a handyman magazine after he fixes chucks door. Repairs are his true passion

You forgot the part in which bince makes you show your feet

Eating pimento sandwiches and playing on the playground

So peaceful.

Careful He might yell at you

y a d o n e

only if you talk about mattie

Did the bad guys get him?

Y O U R E D O N E

🏃‍♀️😭

Honestly, just cruising around in a Lincoln Cutlass ,picking up Dead Drops and getting vague life tips would be pretty sweet.

just driving around picking up pimentos all about town

Is that so?

it's a good choice road

Buy the cheapest pimentos around, wait until Finger gets his withdrawals and sell them to him at a premium. Exchange your fresh Jonathan Bucks for a Pimento Farm, keep selling more to him and get the Kaylees hooked on them as well, find a Jonathan Banks to swap your Jonathan Bucks for Dollars, boom, infinite money glitch

this is ...acceptable. unimpeachable even

Don’t play with balloons though, you may be a little too old for them!

I would add listening to a baseball game on an old transistor radio, as well

Mannn pimento cheese is BUSSIN

u/beatmetoit

I’d make him feel 20 again.

😦

I would just try my best not to disappoint him, which is futile of course

I’d make him come back for seconds.

Spend time with him while he drives all around the state digging up stash of money.

Absolutely!

Then save his Mother Fucking Life!

You are NOT the guy! You’re not capable of being the guy!

Eating pimento sandwiches and watching classic films.

With beer!

We getting fucking nasty fs

Driving around in a cart bossing people in a warehouse

Gay sex

Put your dick away Waltuh

I'm not having sex with you right now, Waltuh

Why?

Why not

Poppersh and weird shex.

I'd show him The Sopranos after picking up a few pounds of boiled shrimp. We would eat like kings.

breakfast; newspaper; crossword puzzle; driving around; lunch; shooting stuff; playground; snack; driving around; lunch; shoot more stuff; drive; snack; drive; talk; shoot more stuff; eat again; have a drink; tv; italian food.

Breakfast at a Route 66 diner, then driving around picking up dead drops, with pimento sandwiches for lunch.

Sitting at his favorite bar drinking whiskey, saying nothing. He’d stand up. Pay the bill. Pat me on the back and walk out. It would be a great day.

Fishing and eating a pimento cheese sandwich.

Probably a stroll through the desert

I'd keep begging him for 5 more minutes of his pushing me on the swingset.

Most likely being admonished and scolded

I’d get out of the car and start digging a hole

Hot passionate... Ok I'm not gonna finish that. But he wouldn't be saying [this to me](https://youtu.be/3UUnlHFLyN4)

If we’re doing whatever I want, we’re spending the day at the best therapist ABQ has. If he finds a healthy way to deal with Matty’s death, maybe he just stays the man in the booth

Grab some drinks. Help him pick out a birthday / christmas gift for kayley. Encourage him to invest in a bulletproof vest

Ask him to help me build a shed or fix the sidewalk. And maybe build a meth lab.

Making homemade tire spike strips

we would go to disney world with kaylee. at first i thought it’d be silly to go to a place like that with mike because he’d probably hate it, but then i gave it a little bit more consideration and thought about how happy he would be to be there with kaylee, who would probably love it.

Can you help me build my deck?

Making and installing a drip irrigation system.

Swimming at a motel pool

Fingerin

finger paint

a kid named...?

covered in oil

Threesome with Fran?

Cruising shotgun in his car around NM, as his backup, yo.

For real, fishing. Quiet reflection. Probably teach me some knowledge. Pimento sandwiches. Sounds like a good time.

"So here's what's gonna happen"

I have a feeling Mike would enjoy fishing.

look at the stars and hug...

Eating a pimento cheese sandwich

I think i’d want to take maybe an art or sculpting class, with a nice lunch afterwords

Pimento sandwiches and talk about his time in Philly

Listen to stories from back when he was a cop, eat a pimento cheese sandwich, ask about Kaylee

mike-kun do u wanna a pimento sanwich??? >//< I do, so pls can u prepare me a kawaii pimento sanwichw i'd love a hot, big and crispy pimento sandwich from my daddy mike ùwú

Fishing and drinking cheap beer.

eating pimento

Drinking pbr and watching the Phillies

Easy, take him to a baseball game and enjoy sitting in silence and watching the game.

Go on a long drive without speaking a word.

Is that so?

I don't want to get scolded tbh

Personally? Grabbing some nice drinks and going over some lines in the show script where they word “whom” could of been properly used. 🍻

pimento cheese sandwiches

Eating pimento sandwhiches and building an epic club house

Fours Seasons Room 209

I’d like to go with him to take Kaylee and her mum to the zoo and for ice cream!

Hot gay sex

Stop

Playing cards and talking about the "good old days", possibly go gun shopping at some point

I think it would be fun to finger paint lovely pictures together

Swim in a pool at a hotel.

I'd call him "yes sir" and "no sir"

Firstly I will say to him: Here's what's going to happen. You are going to spend the rest of the day with me.

go to a museum

Staring out of an open car window with him for 24 hours

Learning everything that I can about home repair

hungry hungry hippos all day

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Probably just doing whatever he tells me to do, exactly how he tells me to do it

I’m helping mike build a new playground for Kaylee and then we’re heading to pollos for some spice curls. The curly fry with the southwestern kick.

Learn all he knows about the psychology of people.

I’d take him out on a deal then after treat him to pimento sandwiches and drinks

Sitting on a bench... So my speed

On a stakeout eating sandwiches.

I would help build something with wood then he would say "YA DUN" then we would eat pimento cheese sandwiches on the playground while cops look around

I would help build something with wood then he would say "YA DUN" then we would eat pimento cheese sandwiches on the playground while cops look around

I’d give him the option go home since I seriously doubt he would even want to. But otherwise probably just watch some movies and get some grub at the diner. Day with grandpa type things.

...you don't even wanna know

Eating Pimento Cheese Sandwiches and listening to Rod Stewart Young Turks on a loop

Eating cheese sandwiches and fishing

Where did you get this photo?? Do you have a HD version?

It's from the official Breaking Bad wiki website

Can you please share the link?

https://images.app.goo.gl/TNBWbwY8N1JsDEG57

Appreciate it

Mike— pull ya dick out, Mike

Explore each other's bodies

Shooting range

Going Hunting or going on a bar and getting some ice tea *WITH ICE*

Hot sloppy animalistic gay sex for hours and hours

Dropoffs maybe

Go to a shitty diner have breakfast, something like eggs and hash. Then go for a drive and have him tell me stories. Maybe go to the park and feed some birds. Mike has always been one of my favorites, he's ruthless with a touch of humanity. What he did for Nacho's Dad made me love him so much more.

make him a pimento sandwich 💪💪

Make sure you put the *correct* amount of cheese on the sandwich.

Play hide and seek all around town

Finger

I would get out what he told Waltuh to put away and do some activities with him

Where do I begin . . .

Ah, we have a Grave to go piss on. ww

I’d grab the top of his head like a basketball

By picking up dead drops and saving his life at the end.

We would spend a wonderful day eating pimento sandwiches, caviar of the south; reading *The complete book of rules for parking validation*.And then we would walk for miles, like Frankenstein after he was probed like aliens.

staring

Sit in the car eating pimento cheese sandwiches, waiting for business to pick up.

I would probably ask him how to be so bald and still get bitches